Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[Quijibo69]

someone help solid he's clearly in an abusive relationship

With himself or Bart?

 

[Coldgrip]

We are not!

Oh, so you two are just living in sin.

 

[Zach_Kun]

Never!

Oh ok. You're just dating

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Okay guys, relax. Chaos, just ask him to come on, and when he does we'll relax. Deal @DarthChaos ?

 

[DarthChaos]

Oh, so you two are just living in sin.

We are not!

Oh ok. You're just dating

No!

 

[BaissaTheSinger]

I was only nine years old. I loved Solid Mario so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Solid Mario every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Solid Mario is love", I would say, "Solid Mario is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Solid Mario. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Solid Mario. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "I'm not a Bartfucker". He grabs me with his powerful hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Solid Mario. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Solid Mario. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Solid Mario. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Solid Mario looks him straight in the eye, and says, "My grandpa's not a faggot". Solid Mario leaves through my window. Solid Mario is love. Solid Mario is life.

 

[DarthChaos]

With himself or Bart?

With neither! Leave Solidmario alone.

 

[Funnybone]

I'm trying to protect him from you!

don't you see?? I'm trying to protect him from YOU!!
*dramatic music swells*

@SolidMario please. you can have a good, non pedo life!!

there are men who you could be with!!

 

[DarthChaos]

I didn't say that!

don't you see?? I'm trying to protect him from YOU!!
*dramatic music swells*

@SolidMario please. you can have a good, non pedo life!!

there are men who you could be with!!

What the fuck is this! We are not gay!

 

[Zach_Kun]

What the fuck is this! We are not gay!

If you're not gay, why are you in love with Bart?

 

[Funnybone]

What the fuck is this! We are not gay!

don't you see? Your repressed gayness is what is making you make socks and pretending to be hardcore-- but you can live a good, healthy life.

just accept male penis. into your butt.

 

[DarthChaos]

If you're not gay, why are you in love with Bart?

Shut up!

don't you see? Your repressed gayness is what is making you make socks and pretending to be hardcore-- but you can live a good, healthy life.

just accept male penis. into your butt.

Never!

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

What the fuck is this! We are not gay!

I'm giving you two an out. Are you going to use it?

 

[BaissaTheSinger]

I didn't say that!

Who are you talking to?

 

[DarthChaos]

Who are you talking to?

You

 

[HY 140]

remember @SolidMario

 

[DarthChaos]

remember @SolidMario

Stop it! Leave him alone!

 

[Coldgrip]

What the fuck is this! We are not gay!

You might not be, but we know @SolidMario is...

 

[BaissaTheSinger]

Myself

 

[DarthChaos]

I was talking to you! Stop editing my responses!