Lolcow Thomas Wood - Is this Chris in 30 years?

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This is a bit like Chris. Replace the Nerf gun with his Transformers one and make him shoot imaginary trolls, and there you have it.

Hell, he already did that in one video of his shooting at Adam Stackhouse. I wouldn't be suprised if this happened 30 years from now.

But yeah, he is a bit more like Jace. Still, both comparations are funny.
I hope Chris doesn't end up like him, but I'm not optimistic. This could be Chris after Barb dies, whining about his life and everyone who has wronged him.
I just can't bring myself to like this guy. He is a very creepy individual and really only cares about talking about himself and his tragic life. I really resent the aura he gives off that everyone is supposed to feel sorry for him just because he has a disability and was abused by his mom. Lots of people have tried to assist him in learning to help himself in moving past his trauma but he doesn't want to work on changing.
 
Chris will never be this bad.... he hasn't yet at least. Now this guy is hiding behind a kitty avatar with a creepy face.
He talks about his dolly at the end. I'd tell you the rest, but it's best that you watch or skim to see this for yourself. He's worse than I thought. He doesn't get to the interesting details till about half way. That will save you some time. This vid in particular reveals a wealth of information for just one video. Does he have an ED article yet?
 
Chris will never be this bad.... he hasn't yet at least. Now this guy is hiding behind a kitty avatar with a creepy face.
He talks about his dolly at the end. I'd tell you the rest, but it's best that you watch or skim to see this for yourself. He's worse than I thought. He doesn't get to the interesting details till about half way. That will save you some time. This vid in particular reveals a wealth of information for just one video. Does he have an ED article yet?
Guys, I have a confession. Please don't hate me. I'm on the Autism Spectrum and know this guy from an autism group. Even though he is basically harmless, he seriously creeps me out. He once told me I should be an adult baby like him even though I have no need or desire to do so.

Does he qualify as a lolcow? He mostly keeps to himself and doesn't really bother anyone online to the degree that Chris and the other lolcows do. He's actually kind of boring. He repeats the same few facts about himself OVER and OVER. But his personal and political beliefs are lol-worthy.
That video is just painful to watch. The way he talks about going to the appointment. "As an Autistic person, I am not allowed to have any grown-up thoughts or feelings about my body or dating and relationships." Seriously? WTF dude?
 
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Shit this is depressing as fuck...
Indeed. He doesn't have just one doll either. In addition, to the obvious. he's a furry and looks like a brony too, if that wasn't mentioned already. many of these videos were recent too. It just goes deeper and deeper. Part of me feels pity for this guy.... but a big part of me just wants to cringe in disgust. As Chris said... "Private matters are private matters." I say. Yea.... Until you put it on the net for millions (billions maybe) to see!
I had a little sympathy at first.... but Geez There's only so much you can blame autism for.

Guys, I have a confession. Please don't hate me. I'm on the Autism Spectrum and know this guy from an autism group. Even though he is basically harmless, he seriously creeps me out. He once told me I should be an adult baby like him even though I have no need or desire to do so. A few weeks ago on his blog or youtube, I forget which, he posted that he really thinks that a fundamental Christian group is going to attack the Boston Gay Pride parade and try to exterminate LGBT people. It's probably just his anxiety or delusions of persecution talking, but I'm kind of worried.

Does he qualify as a lolcow? He mostly keeps to himself and doesn't really bother anyone online to the degree that Chris and the other lolcows do. He's actually kind of boring. He repeats the same few facts about himself OVER and OVER. But his personal and political beliefs are lol-worthy.
That video is just painful to watch. The way he talks about going to the appointment. "As an Autistic person, I am not allowed to have any grown-up thoughts or feelings about my body or dating and relationships." Seriously? WTF dude?
You're all right with me. To be honest. It doesn't matter whether you have autism or not. You seem functional enough to what's right and what's acceptable. But as far a lolcows go. Yes. he could very well be. It was his decision to take out a camera, and make all of that information about himself public. I could care less if it was a plea for attention but when you act like that and put that shit out there...... Yea. He's gonna get laughed at by autistics and non-autistics alike! If he was smart, he would delete this shit, here and now.
Of course, if what you say is true, then we can be sure he is not acting and is in fact, serious.
 
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You're all right with me. To be honest. It doesn't matter whether you have autism or not. You seem functional enough to what's right and what's acceptable. But as far a lolcows go. Yes. he could very well be. It was his decision to take out a camera, and make all of that information about himself public. I could care less if it was a plea for attention but when you act like that and put that shit out there...... Yea. He's gonna get laughed at by autistics and non-autistics alike! If he was smart, he would delete this shit, here and now.
Of course, if what you say is true, then we can be sure he is not acting and is in fact, serious.
I agree with you about it probably not being wise for him to put all this info out there. While he hasn't totally doxed himself, he has given his full name and town, so someone could track him down if they wanted to. I think he knows to a point that he could get made fun of, but he doesn't fully get it. He just BAWWWS that people are misunderstanding him or are prejudiced against people with disabilities.
He actually did delete all his videos about 6 months ago because a friend of his stopped talking to him because her family found his YouTube channel and thought that he was creepy and dangerous. But it looks like he's starting back up again with the same old thing.
 
OMG! I know this guy in real life! He is definitely kind of a man-child and has a few similarities with Chris. He has provided me with some awkward moments. If anyone would like to know more, just ask.

I'll bite and how do you know this guy in real life BTW?
 
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Guys, I have a confession. Please don't hate me. I'm on the Autism Spectrum and know this guy from an autism group. Even though he is basically harmless, he seriously creeps me out. He once told me I should be an adult baby like him even though I have no need or desire to do so.

Does he qualify as a lolcow? He mostly keeps to himself and doesn't really bother anyone online to the degree that Chris and the other lolcows do. He's actually kind of boring. He repeats the same few facts about himself OVER and OVER. But his personal and political beliefs are lol-worthy.
That video is just painful to watch. The way he talks about going to the appointment. "As an Autistic person, I am not allowed to have any grown-up thoughts or feelings about my body or dating and relationships." Seriously? WTF dude?

Eh, your fine. We've got other people on the forum who are on the spectrum too. Like me for instance :p

Guy reminds me of the reason I stopped going to groups, lol.

Edit- Just watched a few more of his videos, and while somewhat similar to Chris, he doesn't seem nearly as openly mean spirited. I find myself kinda feeling bad for him, I've never felt that way about Chris.
 
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I think he's actually really cool and not Chris because Chris is basically already dead as is.
 
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This is Jace now.

Dude...DUDE! Nerf is for fags OK. Jace uses real deal battlefield replica airsoft WEAPONS. Not bitch ass Nerf for little fag kids OK. Those are the FACTS on this site bro. Show some respect for a former retired wounded Pre-TSD veteran Marine.
 
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I think he's actually really cool and not Chris because Chris is basically already dead as is.

I was just about to say. This guy looks pretty cool. In fact, he might even be a straight up humdinger.
 
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I will however make note that like Chris, that this man doesn't like to refer to his privates in an adult fashion.
 
I'm sure glad we'll have this guy protecting us with Nerf guns if terrorists invade.
 
I agree with you about it probably not being wise for him to put all this info out there. While he hasn't totally doxed himself, he has given his full name and town, so someone could track him down if they wanted to. I think he knows to a point that he could get made fun of, but he doesn't fully get it. He just BAWWWS that people are misunderstanding him or are prejudiced against people with disabilities.
He actually did delete all his videos about 6 months ago because a friend of his stopped talking to him because her family found his YouTube channel and thought that he was creepy and dangerous. But it looks like he's starting back up again with the same old thing.
Now he's hiding behind some creepy cat avatar.... Maybe you have some insight on why?
At least he doesn't draw lewd comics or give Jerkops and Manajerks any trouble
 
Guys, I have a confession. Please don't hate me. I'm on the Autism Spectrum and know this guy from an autism group. Even though he is basically harmless, he seriously creeps me out. He once told me I should be an adult baby like him even though I have no need or desire to do so.

Does he qualify as a lolcow? He mostly keeps to himself and doesn't really bother anyone online to the degree that Chris and the other lolcows do. He's actually kind of boring. He repeats the same few facts about himself OVER and OVER. But his personal and political beliefs are lol-worthy.
That video is just painful to watch. The way he talks about going to the appointment. "As an Autistic person, I am not allowed to have any grown-up thoughts or feelings about my body or dating and relationships." Seriously? WTF dude?

A lot of people have autism, and a lot of my personal friends have autism. Don't worry, you're not going to be judged for what you're born with, only your behavior.
 
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