I'm late as hell to the party, but I couldn't resist:
Well now i feel like i have been dared to leave for good.
You have been dared, goaded, and directly asked to leave for good on multiple occasions by multiple users. This is not a new occurrence, and you're not going to magically start doing it just because it was phrased more elegantly.
You will regret not appreciating me for who i am.
I was under the impression your beef with us was for taking you exactly as you are. You are an edgy emo Eeyore. We have addressed you as such.
You ruined it for everyone else. Dozens of kiwifarmers will miss having me around and it will be all because you went ahead and acted cocky.
No, that's the X talking. Nobody gives a fuck, lolcows are a renewable resource. If anything,
@Sanae Kochiya deserves props for pissing you off.
You ungreateful piece of shit. After all i have done for you guys you still treat me like that.
You've never done anything for anyone. I have no clue what you're imagining you offer us.
You will be begging me to come back just like you begged Marijan. Because you need us more than we need you.
Citation needed.
But on an aside, I think you misunderstand your role here. See, lolcows are a functionally infinite resource. As long as there is a douchebag or autist left on the internet, Kiwi Farms will never go without sport. You are one lolcow among all the lolcows that ever will be or ever have been. Hell, I've not even been a registered user for a full year, and I've already seen the coming and going of quite a few, some of whom had followings four times the size of yours (do I hear Golden Knight?). That's the whole point of this, Thonis. You're not special, you're not unique, and you're not important. You're the flavor of the week for a group of people who couldn't give a fuck if they tried.