Thoughts about DSP's Psychology - Dr Fred Freud's Office

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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Fun fact: Pigs cover themselves in mud/dirt/shit to protect their skin from bugs and stuff.
Phil covers himself in filth to protect himself from potential detractors and his wife (who he suspects is a detractor)

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Fun fact: Pigs cover themselves in mud/dirt/shit to protect their skin from bugs and stuff.
Phil covers himself in filth to protect himself from potential detractors and his wife (who he suspects is a detractor)

Phil covers himself in mud/dirt/shit to protect himself from potential employers.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Ever notice how patient and forgiving DSP is with his regular trolls? Case in point is pwdubz. He's still around despite the fact DSP has publicly shat on him multiple times. It's easy to assume that's because they pay him, but pwdubz isn't really known as a whale. For a troll to come back they would have to apologize profusely to Phil in an e-mail and I believe that's exactly the reason. Phil gets off on people apologizing to him.

 

[PaleTay]

I've always assumed he was a boomer who discovered streaming and got an ego, and therefore kind of boring. There are enough people in management/executive or academic jobs who are basically just as flawed as him, but DSP's life is just more public.

The sad part is he's above average fitness and probably intelligence for his age, which says a lot about the average person. If you watch most 40 year olds play video games, they will be just as shit as Dave.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I've always assumed he was a boomer who discovered streaming and got an ego, and therefore kind of boring. There are enough people in management/executive or academic jobs who are basically just as flawed as him, but DSP's life is just more public.

The sad part is he's above average fitness and probably intelligence for his age, which says a lot about the average person. If you watch most 40 year olds play video games, they will be just as shit as Dave.

Most get humble with age, if they are mature enough. That isn't Phil. His youtube and streaming "career" go hand in hand with what made him a worst version of himself that he was during competitive FGC days. I also believe it was also bad with his entitlement and spoiled nature his mother gave him at an even younger age(wolverine story).

He isn't 40 yet, but he's almost there. But he still acts like that cocky black kid who beats the way younger kids at basketball down the street. Also above average is a bit much for him, he could just be average. His intelligence can be hard to pin in my opinion. There are things like life skills, money management, wisdom, ramen noodle with a spoon you start to have to question things.

Reality is he never got off the tit. He's been coddled and bailed out of adversities his whole life. He never uses his brain for anything except how to suck on the tit(money and praise) again and repeat(not having a tit).

 

[PaleTay]

Most get humble with age, if they are mature enough. That isn't Phil. His youtube and streaming "career" go hand in hand with what made him a worst version of himself that he was during competitive FGC days. I also believe it was also bad with his entitlement and spoiled nature his mother gave him at an even younger age(wolverine story).

He isn't 40 yet, but he's almost there. But he still acts like that cocky black kid who beats the way younger kids at basketball down the street. Also above average is a bit much for him, he could just be average. His intelligence can be hard to pin in my opinion. There are things like life skills, money management, wisdom, ramen noodle with a spoon you start to have to question things.

Reality is he never got off the tit. He's been coddled and bailed out of adversities his whole life. He never uses his brain for anything except how to suck on the tit(money and praise) again and repeat(not having a tit).

I more mean that a lot of people have worse life skills than him, even in decently successful professions,

I guess it depends on the field and person. I've met a lot of academics who aren't particularly smart, but will try to dunk on undergraduates despite being 40+. Similar thing with management and entry level employees or interns.

 

[UncleTusky]

He isn't 40 yet, but he's almost there. But he still acts like that cocky black kid who beats the way younger kids at basketball down the street. Also above average is a bit much for him, he could just be average. His intelligence can be hard to pin in my opinion. There are things like life skills, money management, wisdom, ramen noodle with a spoon you start to have to question things.

Most normies only check a guide as a last resort and can only fit in two-plus hours in a day if we really try. Phil has a living, breathing guide in streamchat and streams 5-plus hours a day, and that's only enough to get him to average. So yeah his overall ability is in the right ballpark but only because he has advantages that most people his age (and even younger) do not.

If you go back 4-plus years to when he at least tried to go in blind you got disasters like Metal Gear Solid 3 and Scarface where it's hard to see his gameplay as anything other than really committed performance art or hard proof that he's inept.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I barely watch any streamers, but there must be some out there who aren't good at games but use it to their advantage to have fun with their audience? A smart person would have turned TISHYDP to their advantage (come join me and have a laugh as I fail at the latest game), but that would mean having an ego small enough to admit you aren't very good.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I barely watch any streamers, but there must be some out there who aren't good at games but use it to their advantage to have fun with their audience? A smart person would have turned TISHYDP to their advantage (come join me and have a laugh as I fail at the latest game), but that would mean having an ego small enough to admit you aren't very good.

I remember 3 or 4 years ago or so he wanted "reclaim" TIHYDPs through wheelchair-made mahntage videos on his KOGayming youtube channel, he named them KO Community Creations also known as KOCC (pronounced "cock") videos. However, unlike those illegal TIHYDP videos made by mentally ill detractor psychopaths who stole his art and money, the KOCC videos would feature epic fails as well as epic wins. What would the wheelchairs get out of featuring one of their videos for Phil? They'd be paid in exposure, of course!
As you probably already guessed, KOCC videos were a failure.

 

[Schmeckel]

I barely watch any streamers, but there must be some out there who aren't good at games but use it to their advantage to have fun with their audience? A smart person would have turned TISHYDP to their advantage (come join me and have a laugh as I fail at the latest game), but that would mean having an ego small enough to admit you aren't very good.

Something like that would also require that the shtreemer have an actual personality other than that of a salty mushroom. But Dave, being the colossal narcissist that he is, can't handle being more than a soggy blanket and have a good sense of humor beyond shitty dicks. However, that would require actual effort which Dave cannot afford to invest in. Hence why his 1/16-assed attempt to co-opt the TIHYDP thing wound up being a total bunk adventure for him.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Was reading up on the BTK serial killer and found this interesting

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Has anyone else besides me heard of HealthygamerGG? I just found this guy and hes had a literal who's who on his show but he hasn't had one certain creator of let's plays on now that would be a feather in his cap.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Has anyone else besides me heard of HealthygamerGG? I just found this guy and hes had a literal who's who on his show but he hasn't had one certain creator of let's plays on now that would be a feather in his cap.

I've heard of him. Would love for him to do an assessment of our pet pig, but I doubt he gets into mud slinging, which is what Phil views honest facts as.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I've heard of him. Would love for him to do an assessment of our pet pig, but I doubt he gets into mud slinging, which is what Phil views honest facts as.

I'd bet he would just perform some cerebral judo and let Piggy go on a two hour rant about how everyone wants to kill him but not why they do or how someone called into his bankruptcy hearing and not the actual reason he declared it and what led up to it. It would be a different kind of tihydp where the p stands for psychoanalyze.

 

[DZoomer]

Has anyone else besides me heard of HealthygamerGG? I just found this guy and hes had a literal who's who on his show but he hasn't had one certain creator of let's plays on now that would be a feather in his cap.

The thing is, for an analysis to be worth it, the person being analyzed needs to be honest and allow herself to show her weaknesses to another person. There was a case of a girl with whom that doctor streamed about her life, IIRC she used sex as a mechanism to make herself feel better, and therefore was pretty promiscuous, but she was defensive towards it and didn't want to talk about it too much. So the stream ended up being pretty fruitless. The doctor knows when the person is lying or trying to run away from a question.

So, being honest and showing vulnerability. Both are things that Philly boy is not willing to do, so we'd end up with yet another 2 hour pre-stream in which he'd make himself look life a victim and in which all of his mistakes would be things from a past long gone and nowadays he's a perfect being that does nothing wrong. So, boring.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I'd bet he would just perform some cerebral judo and let Piggy go on a two hour rant about how everyone wants to kill him but not why they do or how someone called into his bankruptcy hearing and not the actual reason he declared it and what led up to it. It would be a different kind of tihydp where the p stands for psychoanalyze.

I waffle between Phil legitimately believing the bullshit he forces down the cult's collective throat and the whole house made of tissue paper. I lean towards the latter because now and then he'll get a fraction of a second into telling the truth and catch himself and instantly correct himself or change the subject. At the start of my tractorship I used to feel for him, but his refusal to learn or change has pissed away every chance he ever gets, need that money! Addiction is one hell of a drug.

Phil has shitty shoulders despite carrying that on his back.

 

[Schmeckel]

I waffle between Phil legitimately believing the bullshit he forces down the cult's collective throat and the whole house made of tissue paper. I lean towards the latter because now and then he'll get a fraction of a second into telling the truth and catch himself and instantly correct himself or change the subject. At the start of my tractorship I used to feel for him, but his refusal to learn or change has pissed away every chance he ever gets, need that money! Addiction is one hell of a drug.

Phil has shitty shoulders despite carrying that on his back.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State."
- Joseph Goebbels, maybe

Phil's chat/shtreems are literally propaganda territory.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Interviewing or analyzing Phil will provide nothing. He is a liar. "Give her a pill and leave her somewhere, I never said that! I want to slap an 11 year old girl? I never said that!" Yes you did, Philip.

So a professional asking Phil anything will not bear any fruit because he will lie. There is video evidence that Phil said he would not allow Leanna to go to the hospital anymore. He then stated that he never said that because they were broken up so how could he even control that situation.

He's a manipulator, but not a very good one. Unless he's playing 4D chess and is pretending to be retarded, which from all evidence he isn't.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

Here he answer the question "what character would you like to be in a holyday movie?" and he replied he would be the Grinch or Scrooge because he would like a redemption story, where you have a change of hearth and go from being the villain to the hero.

I think this shows us that Phil deep down wants to have a redemption arc, he wants to stop being the lolcow punching bag of the internet that everyone hates and stays away from and go from that to being liked by everyone, that's why he was so obsessed with being redeemed with that ProJared tweet, he wants to be redeemed so bad that he looks for any opportunity to say everyone opinion of him changed positively, that's why he also says "I have matured and changed so much over the years". He also had a freudian slip and said that Scrooge became a philanthropist after "on twitch" and corrected himself to "a twitch" , this tells me he wants to be redeemed after twitch.

Also remember that HE CRIED WHILE WATCHING SCROOGE He clearly identifies with that character on a deep level.

Phil I'm not saying this to make a joke but you are literally irredeemable, you can't have a story arc when you change and go from lolcow to being loved by everyone if at no point you admit you are in the wrong and change, you are too much of a psychopath autistic narcissist to ever have the self reflection required for redemption.

Lets take the Scrooge example, the ghost of christmas past shows Phil how he told a beggar to fuck off when the beggar asked him for a few pennies on christmas and Phil replies " That's not what happened on my screen!! The ghost cheated, I tried to throw the beggar a few pennes pennies and my move didn't come out because of dementia induced brain lag ACK ACK ACK stupid idiot". You are literally incapable of self reflection, you never admitted any wrong doing in your life without giving an excuse of how it was not your fault,when you say things like "I have made plenty of mistakes" you never mention which ones and if you do you give excuses on how you dindu nuffin wrong, there is no redemption possible for you Phil, you are incapable of change, you stopped growing intellectually and emotionally at 13.

You literally have one of the easiest life in the world, all you need to redeem yourself is to stop being an autistic toxic narcissist and you could do that next stream but you won't since you did nothing wrong. This is another example of Phil wanting all the praise without doing any effort, he wants to stop being the lolcow that everyone hates, laughs and avoids but doesn't want to change.

The only realistic way that occurs to me that will kinda make you redeem yourself would be to leave everything you own to charity and kill yourself, I'm not saying that in a "lol kys" meme way , its just that realistically you will never admit you are wrong so I find the idea of you necking yourself on stream after a 8 hour rant about how detractors ruined your third bankruptcy more likely than you admitting any wrong doing, that's why I say you will kinda redeem yourself by eating a bullet and leaving everything to the homeless, you will not understand that everything you did was a "TIHYDP life" but at least you would do something good for someone else for once.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Phil basically confirms here what I've asserted before about him: the thing he hates most in life is being held accountable for his bad behavior. If his toilet-tier rep magically vanished into thin air, he would cry tears of joy and be even worse than before, because at that point, from his perspective, nothing about his life would suck anymore. It is literally the only thing he's not retarded enough to be immune to when it comes to how his emotions are impacted by his shit lifestyle. Addicted to gacha? He likes it. In terrible health? Don't care. Marriage is a sham? That's the idea anyway.

But being known as exactly what he is? THAT, Phil is made miserable by. THAT is why he wants to get that redemption arc.

Keep dreaming, pigroach. The detractor community will ALWAYS hold you to account for your bad behavior. You have to redeem yourself, and you won't. Get fucked, you sleazebag.