Thoughts on a possible KF/X merger? - Thoughts and opinions

No no no no no saar. No more PHP okay please. Yes yes yes yes saar. I understand you are a self-styled "PHP Pro™," but Elon Musk saar says that we will now be doing the needful and coding Sneedforo in the Durgasoft Core Java manner.
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Nah. We could revisit this thought experiment ten years from now and it still wouldn't change the fact that X used to be Twitter.
 
We have an Elon Musk thread documenting all of Elon's actual faggotry (plus the stuff that makes baizuo sperg out), there's no chance in hell he'd buy KF for any reason but to shut it down.
 
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I suppose a merger could work as long as members of the Kiwi Party of Doomposting have control of the key offices vs. the Shitposting Doge Party. It has to look democratic but we must have everything in our hands, you understand Genossen.

We could form the Shitposting Unity Party of America, it'd be just like old times.
 
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No, and you should be banned for saying something so fucking retarded that makes even the SpEd class look like MENSA. Why the fuck would you want Elon Musk anywhere near the day-to-day operations of this website? Why would you want political influencer personalities to lower the collective IQ of the Kiwi userbase into the negatives? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Because you should have been dropped a few more times until all your neurons broke for somehow deciding to write up that piss stain of a thought. Go in the corner and think about what you've done.
 
No, and you should be banned for saying something so fucking retarded that makes even the SpEd class look like MENSA. Why the fuck would you want Elon Musk anywhere near the day-to-day operations of this website? Why would you want political influencer personalities to lower the collective IQ of the Kiwi userbase into the negatives? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Because you should have been dropped a few more times until all your neurons broke for somehow deciding to write up that piss stain of a thought. Go in the corner and think about what you've done.
Plot twist: This IS the merge CWC kept telling us about.
 
The thing about that is, Jawsh said already that if he got a good enough offer, he would sell KF and disappear forever.
So we would end up with a Musk owned KF and he would want to turn this into a business so suddenly, half the features would be hidden behind a paywall.
No, thanks.
 
Do the needful and hire more Indian coders, saar. Better yet, hire them as moderators too. It'll greatly approve the quality of the site.

Fuck it, replace Null with an Indian who only hires his own too. It's great for the GDP and Ezekiel Goldbergstein's bottom line.
 
No we should merge with Bluesky instead. At least it will keep the average iq of the website roughly the same judging by this thread.
 
No, and you should be banned for saying something so fucking retarded that makes even the SpEd class look like MENSA. Why the fuck would you want Elon Musk anywhere near the day-to-day operations of this website? Why would you want political influencer personalities to lower the collective IQ of the Kiwi userbase into the negatives? Were you dropped on your head as a child? Because you should have been dropped a few more times until all your neurons broke for somehow deciding to write up that piss stain of a thought. Go in the corner and think about what you've done.
Well unfortunately I won’t be so you’ll just have to find a way to cope.
 
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