Thread Requests & Resources - If you want to make a thread but don't know how or are too lazy.

[Doggo]

Why would anyone buy anything from an obviously unreliable nutcase who will spaz out and cancel support at any moment for utterly insane reasons?

Thats a good question. Maybe they just don’t know, although I’m not sure how you could miss the crazy.

 

[Found the open sauce]

I don't know if companies can be lolcows, but in case they can, Malibal laptops is a good candidate. They refuse to ship to random countries or states because these places are homes to people the guy who runs the company doesn’t like. You’re also not l allowed to use their website on either an iPhone or an Android phone unless it’s been completely de-googled (somehow. As far as I understand, there ain’t much left on a Droid without Google, but I haven’t had one in ages.), and that’s just the start.

Screenshots in the spoiler.

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Edit: CEO’s name is Matthew Plott.

The hardware itself is most likely fraudulent and badly made, and the company itself reeks of a cross between Amy's Baking Company and Phil Burnell, not just the bad products, blaming mistakes on other entities, boycotting entire countries by saying that the states/countries are tied with the niche companies that they had a bad experience with, and overall unprofessional behavior in general. ABC as seen on Kitchen Nightmares had terrible quality food and horrific stuff behind the curtain, and the owner tard raged and threatened legal action whenever it's pointed out. And one of DSP's main lolcow materials is calling the game bugged or still in alpha whenever he makes a dumbass mistake. As a commenter on https://news.itsfoss.com/malibal-coreboot-fiasco/ said, it's the same thing as boycotting all of New Zealand just because some rando didn't see a hobbit. Upon reading through materials of MALIBAL and its creator, the creator really needs a schizocow tag.

https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/1g6f9rx/dont_support_the_coreboot_project/

https://www.reddit.com/r/linuxhardware/comments/1g79bay/dont_support_the_coreboot_project/

 

[Doggo]

@Found the open sauce

I can’t reply to you the normal way, but apparently the laptops are rebranded from (IIRC) a company called Tong Fang. I’ve read that the build quality on them is pretty bad, and that’s assuming the customer ever gets their order in the first place.

The dude’s as mad as a cut snake, and I’m pretty sure what they’re doing to people is illegal, and the BBB might have something to say about it, too.

 

[Found the open sauce]

@Found the open sauce

I can’t reply to you the normal way, but apparently the laptops are rebranded from (IIRC) a company called Tong Fang. I’ve read that the build quality on them is pretty bad, and that’s assuming the customer ever gets their order in the first place.

The dude’s as mad as a cut snake, and I’m pretty sure what they’re doing to people is illegal, and the BBB might have something to say about it, too.

That business is also UserBenchmark all over again, more like "DenpaBenchmark". And that kind of rebranding is just like Freedom Phone, which isn't surprising if there's already a thread of FP.

 

[Lidl Drip]

The guntuber people need a thread made on a tranny. The tranny REALLY doesn't want people to know it's a tranny and has been taking down all videos of people exposing him as a tranny, you know there is only ONE place on the Internet that is fit for this job.

I would make it myself but the guntuber people don't like me ever since I pointed out that it's a tranny and posted his cock and balls, ruining their fantasy of a big tiddy autistic girl into guns and I don't know anything about the guntuber sphere. So someone else needs to step up to the plate.

There's a bunch of info in that thread already and on Twitter.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I know of a Japanese lolcow for months now and I've gathered information on her. Her name is Noushintou Hoshi. Possibly a 30 year old overly depressed anime artist who fantasizes about drug abuse, rape and physical abuse in her BL comics. Her tweets on Twitter is a cavalcade of depression and typical lolcow behavior. Like many lolcows. She says she plans to change but fails at doing so. Someone needs to do a deep look into her shit. She often makes comments about wanting to die and wanting to go on a rampage but often deletes them in fear of the cops being called on her.

Some exerts from the comic pages I manage to find. Believe me, this is surface level of the things that go on in her stories. I have all her manga pages by the way just in case she deletes them.

Spoiler: Her badly cut arm.

I'll have more information on her when ready.

 

[CallmeCicada]

The guntuber people need a thread made on a tranny. .

ew

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Air Katakana @airkatakana is a machine-learning PhD who fled South Korea to get away from a sexual assault case to Japan. He claims the South Korean government framed him for exposing government corruption. He now spends his entire life on X doing historical-revisionism to defend Imperial Japan. His opinions are very odd because he essentially spends hours dehumanizing South Koreans on twitter, and thinks South Koreans need to be freed from their "oppressive government."

He also thinks Japan could revive itself through multiculturalism.

He doesn't criticize modern Japan at all, and has a very rose-tinted/obsessive view of anime and Japanese culture.

He probably doesn't need a thread yet, but he's an interesting account to watch.

More information about his pending case from him.

 

[AnOminous]

He probably doesn't need a thread yet, but he's an interesting account to watch.

Why is it always go back in time and kill Hitler as a baby? Why not just make sure he got into art school?

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Why is it always go back in time and kill Hitler as a baby? Why not just make sure he got into art school?

Using the baby Hitler example is weird even for him too considering Imperial Japan was a member of the Anti-Comintern Pact. But, I'm sure he uses the example because of his liberal tendencies, and the need to use Hitler as a foundational villain for modernity since nobody really wants talk about the devil's alliance with Stalin or their past critically.

 

[natehiggers321]

Andrew Wiltse

Multiple time world champion in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
Threatening to kill everyone he used to be friends with.
Burned down his house.
Videos archived here: https://gofile.io/d/wpZznN
Thinks he's God.
Would suck a Mongol's dick.

Despite making multiple death threats every day for over a month now and assaulting someone at Wal-Mart, the police in Mt Vernon IL continue to be scared shitless of him and he continues to be a public menance.

Banned from Applebees, several banks, his gym, Buffalo Wild Wings.
Now living out of a car/hotel and ranting all day and all night on Instagram about how he has magic powers and will get revenge on everyone.
https://old.reddit.com/r/bjjdrama/

 

[Desire]

Is there a thread on Elon Musk?

 

[ASeabear8952]

Is there a thread on Elon Musk?

Yes.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/elon-reeve-musk.134949/

 

[Desire]

Yes.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/elon-reeve-musk.134949/

Thanks!

 

[Jasonblahahas10incharms]

Andrew Wiltse absolutely needs a thread. Came here to see if he did but nope. He’s the craziest thing on the internet right now. Caring about DSP or bossman is ridiculous compared to the shit he’s up to

 

[PonalX]

No privileges; requesting thread for Joselyn Hawkins aka VerdanaKisame (Fandom) aka Adaru.32 (not to be confused with the real Adaru32), Adaru322, Josurin Hoshigaki, NarutoKayYoung, KaydenMali62303 (X), KisameKayYoung (Tumblr) etc.
Art/identity thief and delusional yumejoshi from Montana, who self-ships with Kisame by inserting her OC Josurin Hoshigaki into SFW and NSFW art. Denies stealing when caught, then steals some more, cries bullying, changes identities like socks, hides behind grief for her dead father (grandfather, actually) and neurodivergence, threatens suicide and throws biblical tantrums when called out, reports call-outs on site A to admins on site B, and draws herself as the female version of Itachi over other people's art when she looks like a depressurized blob fish. She claims that art as her own and even tries to sell it. Made several hundred Fandom wiki pages for her stories featuring traced and stolen art, all vandalized to death by vengeful artists. Seems genuinely too dumb to realize she's in the wrong. Her peddling of stolen gay monsterfucking porn has been reported to her church-leading grandmother and it's been awfully quiet since She's been our favorite lolcow since 2022.

Documentation & hilarious screencaps: https://joselynsteals.wixsite.com/josurin

Looks like this: Thinks she's this:

What she had to say to someone who gently told her to stop stealing and apologize:

(Spoiler: her peace didn't last and it's all her fault)

 

[natehiggers321]

Make the goddamn Andrew Wiltse thread already

 

[Drama Trauma]

I'm thinking about opening a thread about Lolcow Anatomy.
The thread would mainly contain lolcows with pictures about them in different poses/sides, naked and with clothes, even their private parts.
There would be a possibility to discuss these lolcow's anatomy anomalies.
This stricly won't be a gooning thread and more of a research and discussion kind of thread.
Think of it as "A Quest to Find the Lolcow gene" type of project.
There is a wary of lolcows who have very odd or weird body shapes and body parts.
Many of them I found fascinating and often these lolcows aside from their behavior they are also mocked because of their anatomic features.
If there is interest I would start my research, I already have 5 lolcows in mind.
I would be glad if others would be open to contribute with research or just discussion.

 

[Wyld Shark]

Hi chat usually I actually don't like making fun of people and I see the "no random youtubers" rule but please. Please look at whatever this guy is doing and tell me if this is worth digging up Aaron Doan (and whatever the hell comes with him) or if I'm a few years too late. The last "drama"(?) video I can find easily featuring him is ~2 years ago but he continues to upload to this day. There's some kinda fuckin autism war involving this guy and I am struggling to piece it together but I think he just about fits the bill for here, or it'll at least be a project to keep this adult daycare busy.

His active self maintained Fandom Wiki: https://aaron-doan-productions.fandom.com/wiki/Aaron_Doan_Productions_Wiki
His YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@aarondoanproductions7328

I promise this will be some kind of rabbit hole but I would love some help excavating it,

Spoiler: I mean where else do you get posts like this

 

[Red flaming panda]

Do any of you believe Bluesky has potential for a mega thread? I believe it does. Whether or not Musk has been handling twitter well, his take over has cause massive amount of seething from trannies, and now they're migrating to Jack Dorsey's abandon second microblog. Now it's essentially becoming a pre-musk era twitter, an eco-chamber for faggots to cry about conservatives.

With the massive amount of seething that Trump has caused, again, I can see this website being a breeding ground for lolcows. But that's just what I think.

If a thread does get made, it needs to contain the history of the site, information on who operates it, and the userbase it's attracted.