Thread where we post the annoying little bullshit that's too irrelevant to post anywhere else

[vomitusdeux]

I HATE THAT ONIONS TASTE LIKE HEAVEN BUT MAKE YOUR STOMACH BURN HARDER THAN THE PITS OF HADES

 

[DeutscheKatze]

i really miss watching MATI during my workouts :/

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I used to feel indifferent about piracy and enjoy supporting the creators of media I liked until streaming services became so needlessly expensive and convoluted while piracy websites became increasingly more accessible and convenient. It now takes less effort to find a show illegally instead of through its intended method of distribution, but I'm concerned it will only continue to get worse as people still buy into media being sold like this anyway.

Gay Ben said it best. Piracy is a service problem. Most of the people pirating Mother 3 would gladly buy the game. Same goes for the Shin Megami Tensei games that never left Japan. I actually planned to get an iPad just to play an official English translation of the first game. That version is now impossible to play on modern versions of iOS.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Gay Ben said it best. Piracy is a service problem. Most of the people pirating Mother 3 would gladly buy the game. Same goes for the Shin Megami Tensei games that never left Japan. I actually planned to get an iPad just to play an official English translation of the first game. That version is now impossible to play on modern versions of iOS.

Hahaha, filthy gaijin your not allowed to play classic megatan games, you will play the 5th version of persona 3 and you're going to like it.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Hahaha, filthy gaijin your not allowed to play classic megatan games, you will play the 5th version of persona 3 and you're going to like it.

Jokes on you. I played SMT1 with an English patch that made it impossible to use guns until the middle of the game.

 

[Ice Mountain]

The USPS is run by incompetent niggers and I especially hope everyone at my local post office dies in a fire.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

splatoon 3 is shit compared to 1 and 2. you're telling me 2 came out two years after 1, 3 comes out 5 years after 2 and there's fucking barely anything different about it and LESS content???

nobody makes good video games anymore. totk is the closest thing but the lore is missing so much shit. which i guess is the zelda usual.

 

[i440BX]

I managed to find an vinyl rip of Oasis Whatever on Soulseek after a lot of searching.
No more Loudness bullshit.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Facebook allows pictures of breastfeeding which has allowed women to post very obvious sexual pictures on the site under the guise of "breastfeeding", even including their actual children in the pictures that are meant to be porn. Facebook does nothing and the mindless drones will just say that no stalker child, it is actually YOU who is the pedo creep for sexualizing this beautiful moment, while also ignoring the men and indians in the comments being creepy, sometimes even towards the children. I have never seen anyone else talk about this.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

"YOU RACIST YOU RACIST YOU RACIST!!!"
"WE RACIST WE RACIST WE RACIST!!!"

You think you're actually owning the left like this, you've only turned yourselves into their personal strawmen.

 

[levin88]

I can't stand the fact that children willingly go into 18+ places online and then cry about their trauma when they see something foul

 

[Soggy Floppa]

Modern media sound design has started to use a new style where the low bass sound are boosted and distorted creating a compressed crunch sound. I hate how this has become used for everything and I hate how it sounds. The most noticeable example I can provide is the Demon's Souls remake, it sound awful, but all I see is people praising it. It's indicative of everything becoming majorly bloated in budget and the lengths people go to to justify their position and the cost of these sorts of projects.

 

[Chao Garden]

Bots on twitter are so annoying, you block them but they keep showing up and they always comment nonsensical 1 word replies, emojis, chatgpt word vomit, unrelated quote retweets, or unrelated memes from 10 years ago. or PUSSY SEX NUDES IN BIO

 

[MDWU]

Researching zodiac signs and their definitions of them almost made depressed and autistic at the same time. It’s about as worse as taking a test and finding out that your I.Q. is low.

Spoiler

The Chinese Zodiac is slightly better, but that doesn’t say much.

Astrology is racism for girls afflicted with magical thinking.
It'll be ok.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

god i fucking hate NIGGERS

Spoiler

except you guys

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Something I've noticed about chick fil a is that they put a shit ton of ice in the cup so the liquid rises higher, and it looks like there's more than there is... pisses me off...

To add to this, I fucking hate when my goyslop dispensaries (fast food restaurants) put so much crushed ice in the drink cup that it fills to the top. The worst part is that it melts so fast because all the individual ice pieces are so small, than your drink is watered down to the point of worthlessness. It’s infuriating.

 

[Huh what?]

I can't stand the fact that children willingly go into 18+ places online and then cry about their trauma when they see something foul

I've been terminally online since a very young age and am old enough to remember when the prevailing attitude was that kids shouldn't be anywhere on the internet, period. And they were right. If your kid sees something gross on Omegle, be a fucking parent and make sure they don't have access to that kind of stuff. Taking these sites down is not the answer.

 

[TheBallPit]

Speed-bumps on public roads as part of "traffic calming" tactics. Apart from the fact that they shouldn't exist, many are poorly marked so that you don't know you're driving over one until the last second. And some bumps are REALLY nasty, with an almost square profile, which is terrible for your suspension and car in general.

This road acne is spreading like Covid where I live, as I'm seeing more and more bumps pop-up on what seems like a daily basis. If I had some C-4, they'd be the first to go.

I also hate these pedestrian crossings that have been installed in the middle of streets, as it gives walkers the right-of-way. More and more I see pedestrians not look even one way, much less both, when crossing streets and it's emboldening people to believe that they have the right-of-way anywhere and everywhere.

I'm also seeing an increasing number of no turn on red signs at intersections where there's clear visibility and no point in the restriction, which just slows everyone down. I can only conclude this is a revenue-generating tactic for local law enforcement instead of a safety issue.

 

[MDWU]

splatoon 3 is shit compared to 1 and 2. you're telling me 2 came out two years after 1, 3 comes out 5 years after 2 and there's fucking barely anything different about it and LESS content???

 

[Donkey Kongus]

A shitty Soyjak meme I whipped up about the comments I see on primate videos on sites like Insta/Facebook/etc.
It's stupid to get MATI over it, but holy fuck a lot of people are actually retarded.