Threads you are too lazy to make - ...or threads you would like to see

[NARPASSWORD]

I feel we should have a thread for The Loud House and Fire Emblem fans, now that we're apparently allowing fandom threads in community watch again.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

John Hayabusa, an ANN user known for being a self-loathing yurifag and an all-around hateful piece of shit

 

[dingle]

The ball-jointed doll community. I just grazed the surface a few minutes ago and it's clear that there's an incredible amount of drama and shitflinging, but it's also clear that the community beefs are so old and entrenched that only someone actively engaged in it could pick out the worst of the worst for a thread. I don't know the lingo or even how to work tumblr properly. Wish there was a request thread because i know someone in the beauty parlor has all the juicy details.

Edit: lol i found someone on tumblr complaining about this thread

 

[mdrop22]

I feel like a thread on Lil Lunchbox ( https://www.facebook.com/lillunchboxxy/ ) would be pretty funny, but I'm still unsure if it's all performance art or what. Regardless, if it is for attention and money, it's still lolcow material because smearing your face with paint and ranting about clown oppression on Facebook is retarded.

She got "popular" due to her weird ass videos stalking her husband, Robin, who wants a divorce. There is much debate as to whether he's an actor too. The rabbit hole is deep. You can find the funniest videos by sorting them by oldest. Here's a little taste of what you can expect.

 

[JambledUpWords]

A thread for MichaelBePetty

• Used an artist’s work for his merchandise, and didn’t give any credit to said artist
• Makes “response” videos to Amberlynn and Chantal videos. The videos are mostly him playing the video and going on a soapbox rant
• Powelevels all the time in his responses of how much better he is than Amberlynn or Chantal
• Criticizes Amberlynn and Chantal for being fat, while being in the overweight/obese range himself
• Has created more merchandise, this time from a Chantal quote
• Asks people to donate to his Patreon despite making subpar content that adds nothing new

 

[milfcoded]

I've been wanting to create a new thread for simply_kenna/cozykitsune since the only thread on here for her is dead. She has done so much shit and is such a special snowflake, it's a shame it only has three pages.

 

[BE 911]

I've been wanting to create a new thread for simply_kenna/cozykitsune since the only thread on here for her is dead. She has done so much shit and is such a special snowflake, it's a shame it only has three pages.

There's nothing forbidding you from simply bumping the thread with new information, even if it has a low number of pages.

 

[milfcoded]

There's nothing forbidding you from simply bumping the thread with new information, even if it has a low number of pages.

eeeeeh, still too much work.

 

[Cryptozoology]

I had a personal cow, a batshit, lying Facebook A-Log named David W. Clarkson, but he hasn't been all that milky since like September, and even then I was way too lazy to try to make one.

 

[Gutes Zeug]

For a long time I've wanted to, but am to lazy to make a thread on the heelturn guys, they're alt-right spergs, the youtube channel was started by hcjoachim and underwateralexjones, both are internet tough guys and massive retards. They take "the movement" very seriously, on their youtube channel they have shows like goy talk, the gas station and the Richard Spencer show. Basically retards that are pretty big on the alt-right, the kind of people that act superior because they believe in traditional values and not racemixing. Just looking at Joachim's twitter is enough for me to see him as a lolcow. https://twitter.com/HcJoachim
The youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/heelturn

 

[Wärring Ornac]

It's not a lolcow thread, but a YIIK thread ln the gaming subforum would be interesting

 

[Gar For Archer]

There's a fairly large Lego channel I follow (The Three Virtues AKA TTV) that had a MAJOR shitstorm a while back, with one of the hosts, Jon/Kahi, being outed as a sex pest who constantly creeped on the two female cast members and had previously gotten another popular cast member kicked off the show by playing victim and being manipulative.

Official Statement regarding Jon: https://board.ttvchannel.com/t/an-official-statement-regarding-jon/43663
The Real Reason Kahi Got Fired: http://board.ttvchannel.com/t/the-real-reason-kahi-was-fired-megaofficial/44722/39
Dossier containing all the evidence: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1eAQXYbWUUGNIOcpjcHfYL0VsLjnYnhvceAAvUNa3ThM/edit

There's a lot of good content here, enough for a decent OP, but at the end of the day I don't think Jon really qualifies as a lolcow, more just a slimy manipulative sex pest, so I dunno if it's really thread worthy in the first place.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

We have a live incel here who's just begging for his own topic by the name of @tfw Sid who is in desperate need of his own topic. Or at the very least an "Post here, incels" topic where he can and not derail it.

He only posts in the nice guy and incel topics and has been threadbanned from both for the sheer animosity and lulz he generates, causing them to derail. He can't stay away, so I feel this should be explored further.
All the best posts have been deleted, but just his profile alone is proof enough, and anyone else who's seen him in action will know what I mean too.

 

[tfw Sid]

We have a live incel here who's just begging for his own topic by the name of @tfw Sid who is in desperate need of his own topic. Or at the very least an "Post here, incels" topic where he can and not derail it.

He only posts in the nice guy and incel topics and has been threadbanned from both for the sheer animosity and lulz he generates, causing them to derail. He can't stay away, so I feel this should be explored further.
All the best posts have been deleted, but just his profile alone is proof enough, and anyone else who's seen him in action will know what I mean too.

I absolutely can stay away and have no interest in staying on this site any longer. I am leaving and would delete my account, but there's no option for that.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I absolutely can stay away and have no interest in staying on this site any longer. I am leaving and would delete my account, but there's no option for that.

You could just sign out and not come back... but see, you don't trust yourself enough for that. And you've said this before already and then came back twice for no reason.
So, yeah. Thread worthy.

 

[tfw Sid]

You could just sign out and not come back...

I'll do exactly this now.

 

[Red Hood]

I absolutely can stay away and have no interest in staying on this site any longer. I am leaving and would delete my account, but there's no option for that.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

One on Jennifer Cornet, the batshit insane woman behind the Final Fantasy House and the Tattle-Crime scandal. In addition to having almost 20 years worth of history which in itself would be a pain to write all down, no one knows her current whereabouts so getting a proper dox is basically impossible at this point.

A proper thread on Soulbonders would also be nice. We technically have one, but it's been dead since 2014 and it had basically no content.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

I always wanted to make a thread in Internationale Clique about Bolotina, radical-feminist and lesbian-separatist, vegan-freegan who looks for food in trash and eats kfc left-overs in foodcorts. She is a "nice gal", who became lesbian because of her political agenda, is against capitalism and wealth (and at the same time lives in her own apartaments in Moscow) and dreams about creating female-only village.

Spoiler: heh

sign says "i could become a lesbian, so you can too!"

Only think that stops me is that i dont thing there are that many ruskies to make this thread alive

 

[Ashenthorn]

A catchall thread for general twitter fuckwittery/sperging?
In the Farms > Tumblr forum there's a "Random tumblr posts" thread.

I've posted some stuff on the "Random pics & gifs" thread, and cursed images threads but they don't necessarily seem like the right place for some things.

If something like this already exists, I haven't been able to find it...

EDIT: It looks like this what the Salt Mines used to be for?