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Literally just move your business to a different building. It's not that hard.
Three beggars have set up shop outside my workplace - Be mean! It's hilarious!
- Thread starter CWCissey
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Find some real homeless people, I'm talking feral, and pay them with food to rough up and scare the fatties.
In the case the feral homeless decide to stay around just stop feeding them.
In the case the feral homeless decide to stay around just stop feeding them.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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In one of my former places of employment, we had a panhandler mafia. A bunch of the local non-feral hobros(black hobos) got together and unionized. They set up schedules, locations, distance between locations, etc. Their biggest thing was maintaining a minimum distance between beggars so that people don't get to agitated with having to give money to them as they walk through the neighborhood.
That being said, if they noticed anyone new trying to panhandle in the area, they were given the choice of joining them or getting their ass kicked.
Chances are, you probably have a panhandler mafia in your area, so they'll probably deal with those fatties.
That being said, if they noticed anyone new trying to panhandle in the area, they were given the choice of joining them or getting their ass kicked.
Chances are, you probably have a panhandler mafia in your area, so they'll probably deal with those fatties.
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No.
Two men, both beardy and dishevelled (but still clearly not actually homeless as they're fat) and one woman, typical White Oldham fare, so fat, ugly and shrill.
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Nigga, have your parents ever told you not to feed wild animals? The moment you stop feeding them is the moment they start attacking 'ya.
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I would, but I'm not just going to film the scumbags in my uniform, and no I'm not going to work on my off days just to film them either.
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Talk to a police officer to determine your rights and obligations. Then start fucking with them. Ideas, in no particular order:
Install a sprinkler system that hoses them just as they get there.
"Wash" their areas off with a hose just before they get there.
Arrange to have someone with a really obnoxious dog walk by and chat with that person in your doorway while the dog lunges and barks at them.
If legal, film them and bitch about it on a local facebook page.
Dox them.
Put something there that customers would want which you can use to legally tresspass them from that spot. A newspaper box, vending machine, what have you.
Install wind chimes just above their preferred spot.
Install something which makes it awkward to sit right there. A statue or sculpture works good.
If possible lease that space to a local vendor, like a hot dog stand.
Ask other businesses how to deter the homeless.
Play classical music, Christmas songs, or religious music through overhead speakers above the panhandlers.
Give cops free coffee and encourage them to visit. They'll get the hint.
Install a sprinkler system that hoses them just as they get there.
"Wash" their areas off with a hose just before they get there.
Arrange to have someone with a really obnoxious dog walk by and chat with that person in your doorway while the dog lunges and barks at them.
If legal, film them and bitch about it on a local facebook page.
Dox them.
Put something there that customers would want which you can use to legally tresspass them from that spot. A newspaper box, vending machine, what have you.
Install wind chimes just above their preferred spot.
Install something which makes it awkward to sit right there. A statue or sculpture works good.
If possible lease that space to a local vendor, like a hot dog stand.
Ask other businesses how to deter the homeless.
Play classical music, Christmas songs, or religious music through overhead speakers above the panhandlers.
Give cops free coffee and encourage them to visit. They'll get the hint.
