IcyHotStuntaz
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- Apr 20, 2019
I was killing time at a local thrift store recently and stumbled down a rabbit hole... flipping through hundreds and hundreds of forgotten albums... and some of these simply needed to be shared.
[insert sperm joke here]
But in all seriousness, this is just a cool picture. Reminds me of that scene in Terminator 2 when the nuke goes off.
There is no possibly explicable reason, but I unironically love every single aspect of the this album cover.
Coordinated suits: A fad that desperately needs to return
While everything about this screams "Sex Offender Class Reunion", I give them a pass thanks to the coordinated suits.
Somehow 1970s fashion is both the most hideous and most awesome thing you've ever seen at the same time.
The Richard Harris Love Album
Alternate Title: The First Thing You See After Being Roofied
I sincerely believe that all these people truly love Jesus... except for Wal-Mart Rod Stewart down there in the lower left... he just wants to fuck your daughter.
Those three dudes are dressed so goddamn sharp that looking at the picture for too long will give your eyeballs paper cuts.
...that awkward moment when you make eye contact with your neighbor... through her bathroom window.
Paul McCartney's son... if Paul McCartney had knocked up his sister.
".... well piss off Larry! ... Then you make the album cover! What the fuck am I supposed to do with three oily guys that play harmonica!?!?"
Sing Along with Mitch... or he will eat your soul.
Translation: This Way to the Boxcar
Another thing that needs to make a comeback: Men with motherfuckin perms! Seriously, just take a few seconds and drink in that hair helmet. If I was rocking that, I'd proudly blow-dry that bitch to perfection every morning.
Speaking of hair... never before have follicles more desperately wanted to escape a skull. Only gravity and various wind currents keep them from tearing off his scalp.
When you are rapidly flipping through hundreds of albums... coming upon this one out of nowhere makes you step back for a second... you just aren't mentally prepared for this much of your vision to be filled with face. So fuck you Robbie Hiner!
Quartet - noun - a group of four people playing music or singing together.
Ok, ignore all that shit in the text about these two being Jesus singers... In my head-canon, this guy is the dictator of a small Southeast Asian country... and this is the photo you see on the wall right before a member of his secret police puts a bullet behind your ear.
[insert sperm joke here]
But in all seriousness, this is just a cool picture. Reminds me of that scene in Terminator 2 when the nuke goes off.
There is no possibly explicable reason, but I unironically love every single aspect of the this album cover.
Coordinated suits: A fad that desperately needs to return
While everything about this screams "Sex Offender Class Reunion", I give them a pass thanks to the coordinated suits.
Somehow 1970s fashion is both the most hideous and most awesome thing you've ever seen at the same time.
The Richard Harris Love Album
Alternate Title: The First Thing You See After Being Roofied
I sincerely believe that all these people truly love Jesus... except for Wal-Mart Rod Stewart down there in the lower left... he just wants to fuck your daughter.
Those three dudes are dressed so goddamn sharp that looking at the picture for too long will give your eyeballs paper cuts.
...that awkward moment when you make eye contact with your neighbor... through her bathroom window.
Paul McCartney's son... if Paul McCartney had knocked up his sister.
".... well piss off Larry! ... Then you make the album cover! What the fuck am I supposed to do with three oily guys that play harmonica!?!?"
Sing Along with Mitch... or he will eat your soul.
Translation: This Way to the Boxcar
Another thing that needs to make a comeback: Men with motherfuckin perms! Seriously, just take a few seconds and drink in that hair helmet. If I was rocking that, I'd proudly blow-dry that bitch to perfection every morning.
Speaking of hair... never before have follicles more desperately wanted to escape a skull. Only gravity and various wind currents keep them from tearing off his scalp.
When you are rapidly flipping through hundreds of albums... coming upon this one out of nowhere makes you step back for a second... you just aren't mentally prepared for this much of your vision to be filled with face. So fuck you Robbie Hiner!
Quartet - noun - a group of four people playing music or singing together.
Ok, ignore all that shit in the text about these two being Jesus singers... In my head-canon, this guy is the dictator of a small Southeast Asian country... and this is the photo you see on the wall right before a member of his secret police puts a bullet behind your ear.
