Tide Pods - People actually try to eat them

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Tlazolli said:
Natural selection
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This is my thought, let them fucking die, we need more natural selection scenarios as the world has become too safe for morons.

Would KF exist?
 
Banh Xeo said:
This is my thought, let them fucking die, we need more natural selection scenarios as the world has become too safe for morons.

Would KF exist?
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Probably not.
In a world where natural selection still applies to humans, Chris Chan wouldn’t have been born as Barb’s drunken moron ancestor would’ve died much sooner, probably during childhood from being too damn exceptional, lol.
 
MrTroll said:
When I was a kid we didn't have Tide pods so we had to eat powdered laundry detergent (the liquid stuff came along later but it didn't taste as good). We didn't have social media so we couldn't tweet about eating it either.

What a time to be alive.
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That's how I did it too. I'd usually just mix the washing powder with some water and stir it like a protein drink. Kids these days don't know how good they have it.
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
That's how I did it too. I'd usually just mix the washing powder with some water and stir it like a protein drink. Kids these days don't know how good they have it.
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Goddamn kids with their fancy detergent in pods these days.
 
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The sadist in me finds this hilarious. Remember the ice bucket challenge? Retards did the fire challenge.

We need to do the electrical outlet challenge.
 
Lunete said:
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Imagine being Tide's PR guy right now.
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I've noticed that they play that safety commercial for Tide pods a lot more now. It's aimed at moms of toddlers. But it's hard to make a teenproof container.

I get that it's a problem for small children since the pods look like candy. But idiots ld enough to know better are a whole other issue.

Maxliam said:
The sadist in me finds this hilarious. Remember the ice bucket challenge? exceptional individuals did the fire challenge.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HD_h05xftxc
We need to do the electrical outlet challenge.
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I'm reminded of the Aldous Huxley novel Ape and Essence. It's kind of a story within a story. But it's basically about a post apocalyptic mankind so immensely fucked that they've decided to slowly do themselves in via infanticide and forced inceldom. I highly recommend it.

These stupid challenges are similar in that it makes humanity look like they no longer care and might as well tempt fate until everyone is dead from entirely preventable things. The only good thing here is that we're removing idiots from the gene pool.
 
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