So I dove down a rabbithole yesterday on TikTok called "The 4AM Club".
So a bunch of internet witches and psychics (you know, the people you go to for serious political analysis) all miraculously woke up at the same time on election night because of the shared psychic trauma that accompanied Kamala's loss. However, all is not lost as there is now work behind the scenes to right the fraudulent election by way Executive Order 13848 (this was verified to some of these pinnacles of mental health, by a voice telling them as much). The report that E.O 13848 requires, detailing the rampant election fraud by Elon Musk and other incorrigibles, was due on December 20th. This, apparently is the reason the Joe Biden and Kamala Harris rushed back to the White House on the same day and cancelled their Christmas Vacation.
The truth was going to be unveiled to the public last month but was apparently postponed until after the Holidays (because colossal fraud of this magnitude can't be revealed over the Christmas break for some reason).
I'm probably paraphrasing this poorly, but my Gen X vocabulary isn't adequate to the task of translating Gen Z Schizo-posting.