✨ Celebrity Tila Tequila - aka that Asian neo-nazi girl you were thirsty for in 2013

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snailslime said:
what even is this outfit
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uz3gDsfdJV0
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Apparently the aneurysm eliminated any cunning in her illusion-type bitchcraft. From the top:
Hat- Covers that there's either a wig or an assload of extensions. Leopard print shows she's still wild. Helps cover that she has more makeup on her face than a geisha.
The top is what I like to call a fat-daptation- if we're being honest we all know that waist is so high her tits would be below it if she did not have a bra. Black is slimming, the skirt hides a gut. Those sleeve abominations are perfectly placed to lasso in the "bingo wings."
Skirt- notice it's bulky enough we don't really know what the hips/ass actually look like (prediction: disaster) Most importantly it ends just right for...
Those leg corsets she is passing off as boots- she's trying to pass off what likely looks like a busted tin of biscuits as thicc thighs.
I know some sassy gays I can consult to confirm my findings but I'm pretty confident with this rundown.
snailslime said:
doesn't she consider rap music degenerate
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RgiwGPZzHCs
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A) I got some serious flashbacks.
B) I need to see her betray the white nationalists to go be a power couple with Soulja Boy <3
 
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