✨ Celebrity Tila Tequila - aka that Asian neo-nazi girl you were thirsty for in 2013

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Social experiment on exhibit in this thread, men will put up with all kinds of crazy for a cute girl. If this girl looked like a Slaton the comments would be so much worse.

Tldr if your rich and weird, your eccentric. If your ugly and weird your a lolcow. Mama always said life's not fair.
 
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I thought her porno was great

Thats about all i have to say about her. Kinda sad
 
Woman always looked like someone held her over a hot plate and let her face stretch out. Best explaination I can think of when her forehead is large enough to land a CH47 Chinook on it.

She definitely has mental issues that were made worse by the cocaine. Wouldn't surprise me if she started doing bathsalts or harder, darker shit.

2/10 would not fuck, would get dickcanceraids from all the meatrods that have been in her shitchute
 
She reminds me of a more attractive version of a kid in elementary school who would eat bugs for attention because they couldn't discern the difference between positive or negative attention
 
Oddjob OTP said:
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She is good company, I am sure that "Sparkle Like You Mean It" was just as terrible and a similar pathetic attempt at getting attention. The damn Lols, mistaking Histrionics for talent. Well, at least Tila can spread her legs for some instant gratification (for now at least). I think her viral load alone could take her down by the time she is forty.
 
Alex Jones, DeviEver and now Tila Tequila. If this keeps up, we'll need a new Rat King-esque category for cows attached to Billy Corgan.

(There's probably a Bullet With Butterfly Wings joke in here somewhere if anyone cares enough to look for it.)
 
It's too bad her old site has a major virus warning. To me, it felt like her failed attempt to be a cult leader. She made some major mistakes in her attempt to do so. First of all, you want to ease your claims of magical powers so more suckers will buy into it. The second was going into all that Hitler jazz. Being pro-Hitler is a bad idea, especially if you are someone who would get thrown into the ovens (a mixed race, faux bisexual). It might've worked if she was a straight Aryan.
 
CervixHammer said:
Farrah Abraham is some top-shelf crazy. She's the Amy's Baking Company of getting knocked up in high school, and her EP is amazing.
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Farrah is a bonafied cow. I'd love to make a thread about her. Recently it's been circulating that someone catfished her dad and it turns out he is heavy into ddlg stuff, but I am far too fucking lazy to make a post about her. I wish someone would.
 
I'm surprised nobody itt has mentioned her other show. It was called "Pants Off Dance Off" and it was on some MTV clone which (at the time) actually did show mostly music videos and music-related shows. I think it was called Fuse or Fuze or something like that? It was back in 2005, 2006-ish, I think.
 
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