✨ Celebrity Tila Tequila - aka that Asian neo-nazi girl you were thirsty for in 2013

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This is a minor thing, but around December of last year, Ms. Tequila partnered with the same people that brought you Ron Jeremy vape liquid and released at least three of her own "signature e-liquids." They apparently weren't very successful, as I couldn't find any for sale anywhere, but millennial douchebags still strike me as an interesting market to pander to.

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FatNero said:
That, she, that... she thinks theres a wall of ice then what? Empty space?
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Once B.O.B and Tila Tequila started claiming they believed the Earth was flat, I realized the "Flat Earth Society" bumper sticker I'd seen wasn't a joke. I looked it up--- "Flat Earthers" believe that the Earth being a sphere is a huge conspiracy for various [:autism:] reasons. One of the beliefs in this movement is that there is an "ice wall" circling the Earth to prevent rivers and the ocean from spilling off of it forever (they have their own concept of "gravity" also). Conspiracy Flat Earthers believe that there is some kind of secret New World Order shit going on in the North Pole and/or Antarctica, which is why it's an uninhabited place that hardly anyone has clearance to visit. Basically, they entice slow-in-minds with spoopy anti-NASA, anti-government weirdness and spew really simplistic, odd pseudoscientific methodology.

For a while there she was on this jag about getting a pilot's license, proving she could "sneak past the government" and show us once and for all what kinds of lizard people/Nazi gold/Masonic witches/NWO autist treasures would lie behind this magic ice wall that only someone with her "esoteric intelligence" would supersede.
... was just hoping that storyline would've played out more. Even a cellphone vid of her getting rejected from a pilot school would've been hilarious (knowing she'd say it was "teh government censorizing meeeee"). But I guess Hitila has a short attention span. So many conspirarcies, so rittle time.
 
FatNero said:
That, she, that... she thinks theres a wall of ice then what? Empty space?
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It depends who you speak to.

Some say that that's where the "real" masters of the Earth live. Some say it's an infinite plane with other civilizations each thinking they're living on a globe but in a habitat like ours. And some say that beyond it is the dome that covers us and the stars are just projections onto that dome.

But they all agree that you can never pass the ice wall but all say it for different reasons. For some the ice wall is hundreds of miles inland from Antartica so you'd freeze before getting there if travelling by land or your plane would be blown off course if travelling by air. In other cases what we know as Antarctica is actually the ice wall and there are parts of it that allow you to walk on it for a short bit and it doesn't quite look like a wall but it's totally a wall guys. And others say that it's guarded by either people with high powered rifles and super snowmobiles that can reach any part of it in seconds and shoot you to being guarded by robotic penguins. Not sure if the last one is serious or not.

Fact is, these folk have and idea but when trying to put all the ideas together into a cohesive whole it just falls apart like the fairy tale it is.
 
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