Color me deviant if you will, but Vietnamese maidens have always made me want to jump out of the deep waters to sink my sharp teeth on them. Exotic and erotic in their ao dai attire, clad with silk and satin, mesmerizing sensuality exude from them...
Then, when I saw Tila Tequila I was rightfully puzzled at first. Heh? Vietnam rejects its trash on American shores now? Why is she named Tequila? Is it because it takes a bottle of it to get over the STDs she passes on? I was horrified by the shrivelled balooneys she dares to call boobs. No self respecting porn star would have let it go without prosecution!
But I am going to tell you fellow kiwis, I was ignorant!
In fact, Tila Tequila is the vanguard of nazi experimentation to create the ultimate aryan from monkeys. The hydrocephalic shape of her head heralds supernatural cognitive capacities that would come in use for the fourth reich. The seemingly disgusting bosom evolved this way to disgust all the jew worshipping boob fetishists. She was created only for the profit to produce ubermensch. Unfortunately, the death of the doctor Mengele and his collaborators tragically left her given up to herself...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X2sQAynN1yM
This documentary, of which you can see the trailer, opened my eyes.
Sieg to the nazi man monkeys!