✨ Celebrity Tila Tequila - aka that Asian neo-nazi girl you were thirsty for in 2013

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Earth 1, you mean the best timeline? Other than the muslims overtaking Europe thang.
 
Obsession with gods and belief of having special powers are a major sign of schizophrenia. But in the case of Tila it could easily be the result of meth usage.
 
Did Tila Tequila literally go crazy from drugs or something?
 
Steve Mayers said:
It was likely that she had an aneurysm caused by drug abuse. Cocaine and Meth are both known to cause aneurysms.
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That is true but she likes to play it off as if drugs had no part. The stories covering it are basically tabloids so they have no details. I've read other stories from supposed friends who have seen her fucked off her ass and freaking out.

I just feel bad for her kid. Right now they're still to young to understand what's going on, but they are bound to have a shitty life. Just the fact that your mom is Tila Tequila is bad enough, but the fact that she's still doing this raving lunatic act on YouTube is just embarrassing.
 
Steve Mayers said:
It was likely that she had an aneurysm caused by drug abuse. Cocaine and Meth are both known to cause aneurysms.
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Not really true. An "aneurysm" is actually just a feature of the circulatory system where an artery splits, often in a Y-junction type shape, and there's a bulge at the joint, a sort of blood bubble where a weak part puffs out. Plenty of people have aneurysms. You may have one (or more) yourself. You generally only find out about it if it bursts and is somewhere important, like in your brain. Cocaine and meth can cause that, but they didn't cause the actual aneurysm (or at least not always).

Usually serious brain aneurysms just instantly kill you, though.
 
mdrop22 said:
That is true but she likes to play it off as if drugs had no part. The stories covering it are basically tabloids so they have no details. I've read other stories from supposed friends who have seen her fucked off her ass and freaking out.

I just feel bad for her kid. Right now they're still to young to understand what's going on, but they are bound to have a shitty life. Just the fact that your mom is Tila Tequila is bad enough, but the fact that she's still doing this raving lunatic act on YouTube is just embarrassing.
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Not to mention all the bullshit that she's indoctrinating this kid with. Her child will need years of therapy when they grow up to deal with all the bullshit that they went through.
 
I'm not sure I believe she believes all of this herself. At least half of this is an act for attention, and it's been working for the past few years. After "Shot at Love" on VH1 and before all this Nazi/new age bullshit she lived in relative obscurity, desperate for gigs and attention. Now she doesn't book gigs but the internet feeds her endless attention.

Her Facebook is a shit show.

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And a pic of her with her daughter. First comment I saw was already calling the daughter autistic looking.

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A warning to anyone who ventures to her FB, she posts endless amounts of pay-per-click bait articles all day everyday. It makes it near impossible to find her actual content.

edit: One last screenshot because I'm never scrolling through all that click bait again
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In case anyone was confused about her made up multiple personalities
 
This is why the best thing juggalos ever did was pelt her with garbage and piss bottles and other shit until she fled.

Also, if IWC ever cyberbowls you, remind him that he has white knighted this whore over and over again.
 
You know, I think she kinda believes all that shit. She may play it as "ironically", but she seems so into it that it's probably affecting her. She is her own joke/shit show.
 
FemalePresident said:
You know, I think she kinda believes all that shit. She may play it as "ironically", but she seems so into it that it's probably affecting her. She is her own joke/shit show.
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I can see that. She has literally nothing else going for her beyond this attention whoring. She goes through some stereotypical drug user highs and lows (for a while she stops uploading then comes back full force with a new narrative), so that would make the delusions run stronger. If you talk about something all day everyday, you're bound to start believing it even if it's bullshit.

Here's a video from the beginning of the madness, back when she was just talking about the Illuminati. It's my favorite for sure.

 
mdrop22 said:
That is true but she likes to play it off as if drugs had no part. The stories covering it are basically tabloids so they have no details. I've read other stories from supposed friends who have seen her fucked off her ass and freaking out.

I just feel bad for her kid. Right now they're still to young to understand what's going on, but they are bound to have a shitty life. Just the fact that your mom is Tila Tequila is bad enough, but the fact that she's still doing this raving lunatic act on YouTube is just embarrassing.
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Oh no, she has a kid.
 
Seanbaby wrote about her in his legendary article, "8 Douchebags Who Found This Article By Googling Themselves". Putting his comment here because Cracked doesn't deserve pageviews, and they fucked his article's layout.

Tila Tequila first appeared in Fantastic Four #13, and is the poster girl for Internet Fame Whore. At first glance she seems to be a naked Earth woman, but upon scrutiny you realize that someone attacked a giant-headed boy and gave it breast implants during a knife fight. She became famous for her massive amount of MySpace friends, and to give you an idea of how loyal these Internet friends were, when she asked them to buy her song, so few of them did that it legally stopped existing. Her music is so unappreciated that she might as well have put her tits away and led a dignified life. Trees falling in the woods have more fans. Her real name is Tila Nguyen because the people of Vietnam never invented a second last name. Which means asking Vietnamese children to line up alphabetically is as confusing and impossible as asking Tila Tequila for her hat size. If it gets her attention, Tila will try it. She's faked pregnancies, Tweeted about domestic abuse and she was the only survivor from her engagement to a woman. She had a bisexual reality dating show that gave my Tivo genital sores. It was so disgusting that cable providers didn't even give episode descriptions. They gave warnings:

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