✨ Celebrity Tila Tequila - aka that Asian neo-nazi girl you were thirsty for in 2013

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Wow Tila, is that why you're getting EBT, WIC, Medicaid and every other form of free government assistance you can? Lucifer must be a Splenda daddy.

#fashy
 
OtterParty said:
Seanbaby wrote about her in his legendary article, "8 Douchebags Who Found This Article By Googling Themselves". Putting his comment here because Cracked doesn't deserve pageviews, and they fucked his article's layout.
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I miss classic Seanbaby. I can't imagine Cracked putting up this story now.
 
I think modern Cracked prefers to have douchebags who constantly Google themselves write articles for them about how oppressed and brave they are.

See: Quinn, Zoe.
 
Fucking Tila would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway for sure. The AIDS and Ebola will just be souvenirs of the time you visited the most gaping, used up vagina alive right now.

Does anyone remember Tila music career?


This is from her MySpace time. Now this song is particularly funny to me because it can't even keep it straight - is she not trying to fuck your man or did she already fuck him? Is she laughing at him saying he can't have it or is he already fucking her as we speak? Maybe just listening to this gave me an "aneurysm".


You can see a pattern in the titles. This is more recent, and I think she was trying to "perform" this at the Gathering of the Juggalos mess but I'm not sure. Even Juggalos couldn't take this level of shit and trash.
 
fortunecookie said:
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Unsure if that's her actual piss
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Doubt it.

Having pretty much any damage to your kidneys will leave an excess of proteins in your urine making it foamy, and knowing the amount of alcohol and drugs she's done there's no way that hasn't happened.
 
I have a morbid curiosity as to how much of her brain matter is solid and how much is the soupy mess of dead and rotted neurons. There can't be that much working grey matter left in her head.
 
Is it just me, or has she done nothing in a long time?
 
ADN_VIII said:
I have a morbid curiosity as to how much of her brain matter is solid and how much is the soupy mess of dead and rotted neurons. There can't be that much working grey matter left in her head.
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Fun fact: the human brain normally has a consistency similar to that of tofu, or gelatin. It's squishy.

Hers likely has the consistency of a mixture of malt liquor, semen and cocaine. I'm not a neurosurgeon, but there is some obvious damage to the frontal cortex there. The damn thing probably looks like Swiss cheese.
 
Dr W said:
Fun fact: the human brain normally has a consistency similar to that of tofu, or gelatin. It's squishy.

Hers likely has the consistency of a mixture of malt liquor, semen and cocaine. I'm not a neurosurgeon, but there is some obvious damage to the frontal cortex there. The damn thing probably looks like Swiss cheese.
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Yes a healthy brain is squishy. :offtopic:but damaged brains, like in vegetative stroke victims, are reported to be a kind of soupy mess:offtopic: I'm pretty sure Tila's falls into the latter category.
 
I have to wonder what she acts like in person. There's not a lot of anecdotes about her. Is she just so embarrassing that no one even wants to comment on their time around her? She seems like a huge attention whore so I would expect more stories, videos, etc. from people who have dealt with her. It's clear she's deranged but to what extent, beyond the videos and blogs she makes herself?
 
mdrop22 said:
I have to wonder what she acts like in person. There's not a lot of anecdotes about her. Is she just so embarrassing that no one even wants to comment on their time around her? She seems like a huge attention whore so I would expect more stories, videos, etc. from people who have dealt with her. It's clear she's deranged but to what extent, beyond the videos and blogs she makes herself?
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It was speculated years ago that she gets her hangers-on to sign NDAs. A few of her actual friends have surfaced over the years but haven't exactly spilled tea, more confirmed that Tila abuses drugs- they wouldn't go into details as they were reformed, sober, and didn't want to incriminate themselves. Sadly, Ghost Rider Radio, the main blog that documented and exposed Tila's exploits from 2011-2016, disappeared at some point last summer, so a huge amount was lost. It was a shame as they had a plethora of screen shots and dirt spanning many years.
 
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