✨ Celebrity Tila Tequila - aka that Asian neo-nazi girl you were thirsty for in 2013

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Wait. What religion is she supposed to be?
 
Stock Photo James said:
Forgive me if I am wrong, for I am of Catholic upbringing and thus misled by whore of Babylon or something, but isn't God meant to be loving and forgiving? She's excited, anticipating new world war unleashing never before seen devastation. That's not just ungodly, that's maniacal.
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OG a.k.a the Original G-d from the Old Testament was all about smiting, drowning, killing, turning sinners into salt, and whatnot.
 
I think we're all making the mistake of assuming that she's actually Christian. She's not, she's come up with some batshit belief system of her own devising that incorporates Jesus, aliens, Hitler and the voices in her head, which she may or may not actually believe in.
 
Who the fuck keeps putting babies in Tila Tequila?
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Not convinced she's pregnant. She went from zero to like 4 months pregnant in two weeks.
 
Sparklepants said:
Crazy ass posted bare belly pics so who knows. It’s also being reported by E! Online so I’m gonna assume it’s legit.

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She probably just found out she’s pregnant. She’s crazy enough to not notice such a thing until five months in. She doesn’t strike me as the type to keep anything quiet so I betting it took her five months to figure it out, if she is actually knocked up I’m the first place.

whether that photo depicts pregnancy or actual fat is debatable, it’s hard to tell the difference until a bit farther along.

If she’s pregnant I weep for that poor baby. No infant should have to rely on that crazy bitch for its survival. I already get the feels thinking about her daughter and what she has to deal with.
 
Sparklepants said:
Crazy ass posted bare belly pics so who knows. It’s also being reported by E! Online so I’m gonna assume it’s legit.

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She's pregnant. She's carrying high, like most primigravidas, it's the exact shape of woman you see walking through OB offices all day. Those are pregnancy boobs. There's much more mammary tissue than ever before (rather than fat, which tends to sag).
 
Yellow Yam Scam said:
Not convinced she's pregnant. She went from zero to like 4 months pregnant in two weeks.
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It wouldn’t be the first time she’s faked a pregnancy and run to E! Online about it. I’m more inclined to believe she’s actually pregnant though as she did give birth last time. She seems to have outgrown faking pregnancies to trap men.

Is she still living in Texas with her parents raising her daughter? They must be THRILLED at the prospect of raising another fatherless grandchild spawned by their schizophrenic, drug addled, failure of a media whore.
 
multiverse said:
Nope, in LA with her kid and her new boyfriend (not her original baby daddy)
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If she’s functioning enough to live independently in LA, retain custody of her daughter and have a relationship, then she can’t be quite as batshit as she makes out, surely? :optimistic:

Christ I hope not anyway, for the children’s sake.
 
She definitely looks pregnant. Hopefully she has her tubes tied when this one is born.

The way that she interacts with her little girl is bizarre and I can only imagine the teacher/staff conferences that will take place once the kid is in kindergarten & people have to deal with Tila’s insanity in person on a regular basis. If she rants like that in real life she’s going to draw unwanted scrutiny to herself & her children.

It’s funny that she claims victory over her enemies and rants about God blessing and protecting the mighty family of the Lord, but she conveniently forgot all of the Bible verses condemning immorality. Not saying I personally condemn sex outside of marriage, but that’s an awfully big thing to ignore if you buy into the whole God smiting your enemies thing.
 
She broke up with her first baby daddy because he went broke, lol.

Weird! She used to have a bunch of videos up of her with some hairy brown guy she was calling her husband. Oddly, they're all missing from you YouTube channel! Surely Gods Chosen Bisexual wouldn't have gotten knocked up outside of marriage, like some slut?!
 
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