✨ Celebrity Tila Tequila - aka that Asian neo-nazi girl you were thirsty for in 2013

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Our favourite movie gay has made a review of Tila's trashy dating show. No new info, still funny to watch
 
One of the first ever lowcows I followed, back when I was a MySpace janny. Her original blog was absolute fucking garbage. I distinctly recall one post in particular where she was panhandling, asking her legions of followers to each send her a one dollar bill, which she would add to her bedroom wall out of love or some shit.

I can't remember when, but probably well over a decade ago, she started rambling about Hitler and the illuminati. I think all that coke got the better of her.
 
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I was trawling through them old MySpace archives, and while I didn't find that panhandling post I wanted to find, I did find the earliest archive of her profile.

Tila Tequla @ MySpace - July 2004

That short profile blurb about wanting to be in a herpes commercial was probably intentionally ironic. Except she probably is the posterchild for herpes prevention now.

Also, her website was tilashotspot.com (now defunct), if anyone wants to bother searching archives for old milk. I've got to go to work but I just saw this and fucking irl lol'd.
 

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Internet Explorer said:
I was trawling through them old MySpace archives, and while I didn't find that panhandling post I wanted to find, I did find the earliest archive of her profile.

Tila Tequla @ MySpace - July 2004

That short profile blurb about wanting to be in a herpes commercial was probably intentionally ironic. Except she probably is the posterchild for herpes prevention now.

Also, her website was tilashotspot.com (now defunct), if anyone wants to bother searching archives for old milk. I've got to go to work but I just saw this and fucking irl lol'd.
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Man I do miss her, never thought someone I watched on a shitty MTV reality matchmaker show would become such an amazing cow but here we are.
She keeps a low profile nowadays though, which probably is for the best considering she has children and definitely some mental health issues.
 
In her defence, she was never someone that was physically unattractive. She just rose to "fame" through the seedy side of L.A and it all spiralled downward from there. I haven't paid her any thought in years, since she just kind of fizzled out after a while. But since I'm here keeping afloat with all the Chris/Bella stuff that's currently imploding, I figured I'd see if there was a Tila thread to weigh in on. God, looking at that old archive though, holy fuck. Even her followers in the comments were absolute fucking cringe.
 
Cats said:
Everyone was friends with Tila and Danny on myspace. remember the kawala? I do.
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celebrityskin said:
I’m so glad she has a thread. I knew she would.

Oh Tila… where are you?
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Does she not still do Jesus rants on YouTube? Last I heard she wanted to do a gospel singing album.

Dani, the firefighter, had some circle game controversy prepandemic but haven't heard much about her. She was a Hilary sneeder but I didn't see much anti Trump stuff when I checked out her insta, I think people just assumed she got redpilled for a minute over it
 
I was talking about a different Danny. I think he has vanished from the internet at this point. He had like the fourth highest worldwide friend total despite being some middle aged fat weirdo looking raper guy with coke bottle glasses who took photos with a giant koala bear plush. To this day I don't know if he was a gimmick or genuine...I think he added literally everyone on myspace.
 
Cats said:
I was talking about a different Danny. I think he has vanished from the internet at this point. He had like the fourth highest worldwide friend total despite being some middle aged fat weirdo looking raper guy with coke bottle glasses who took photos with a giant koala bear plush. To this day I don't know if he was a gimmick or genuine...I think he added literally everyone on myspace.
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I have genuinely never heard of that guy.
 
BluntyBitch said:
Yea I knew who you were talking about , it reminded me of Dani and shes tila adjacent

Black women are bald and cursed by God


What do we know of her husband these days? I can't math how old her kids are but kinda frightening , she's unhinged in so many videos.

Drugs everyone, don't overdo drugs
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Didn’t she have a brain aneurism? Or was it just drugs this whole time?
 
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