7 minutes.
Okay. I don't know what I expected when I sat down to watch a few Tim Pool episodes today, but Tim openly admitting to stealing evidence from a crime scene is not it.
Tim states that he has been collecting the shell casings of bullets during protests and riots that he was on the ground reporting on for years.
HOLD THE FUCK UP
Okay, 4 minutes in. This is gold.
"Okay, before we get started, head over to Timcast.com, become a member in order to support our work directly. Click that "Join Us" button. As a member, not only do you support the work of me and the crew here doing videos like this, and producing TimcastIRL, you are supporting our cultural endeavors. We're working on a cafe. A physical space to actually hang out. We'll probably get a liquor license, we're working on that too. Upstairs, we're gonna have a skate shop, a game shop, and potentially, we're hoping, a private club."
Oh boy. Oh boy oh boy oh boy. Here it is. I thought that idea of a coffee shop at the start of a recession was fucking retarded. But now we see the rub. A liquor license? A private club? Boys. We are going to have strippers with Timcast written across their short shorts.
Then what does this asshole say?
"We're gonna have TVs on the wall. And when regular old people walk in to get a cup of coffee, those TVs are gonna have these people playing."
Nah nah nah, you're not playing that game anymore Tim. It was
naive when you said it before. Unrealistic. You were being non-self aware, as a lolcow often is, to think people would want to visit your coffee shop when you dress like a hobo. But now, you're just straight up lying. Ain't no way in
Hell a "regular joe" is going to walk into a place that sells booze for a cup of coffee. Source: me, a regular joe.