Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

[Dambusters' Dog II]

speaking of Henry Hay Jr., if you want to learn just how barmy this bloke is, read this Substack that analyses how he helped to invent the concept of "two spirit", via his investigation of what he thought were the secret societies of homosexuals that drove all human progress.

"We wuz kangs" but for pederasts instead of niggers. I've seen in the work of Sir Richard Burton that becoming "two-spirit" was not voluntary on the part of the boy, at least in what is now called Kodiak island:

The most repugnant of all their practices is that of male concubinage. A Kadiak mother will select her handsomest and most promising boy, and dress and rear him as a girl, teaching him only domestic duties, keeping him at women's work, associating him with women and girls, in order to render his effeminacy complete. Arriving at the age of ten or fifteen years, he is married to some wealthy man who regards such a companion as a great acquisition. These male concubines are called Achnutschik or Schopans (the authorities quoted being Holmberg, Langsdorff, Billing, Choris, Lisiansky and Marchand).

I suspect this is the reason people used a term for "catamite" rather than pure prejudice against homosexuals.

This is Ethan Ralph levels of cope. Tim says at 6 minutes that he is 5'11". Then he brings up the famous picture of him, Vaush and Charlie Kirk, and he says "Well, both those guys are like 6'3", so that's why I look short in that picture."

Classic lolcow behaviour. If he had just shut up about it we wouldn't now know that he is hypersensitive about his height.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

There is no way that Tim is 5'11 or even close. I've seen plenty of photos of him looking like a manlet lol.
Bald and small in mind, personality, and actual stature

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Tim had Alex Breusewitz, a pro-Trump twitter user & CEO of consulting firm called X Strategies.
Ian & Seamus co-hosted the episode. Ian has returned from exile after daring to question Tim's decision to keep talking about The Majority Report. Thankfully, Tim was restrained, today, not mentioning it.
Also, my desire to watch Timcast IRL does wane a fair bit if Ian is not there to make his barmy pronouncements, so that explains my antipathy going through the last one.

*The panel talks the U.S. Supreme Court decision on affirmative action: 5:14-40:07
*The panel talks The End Times & Book of Revelations: 1:26:37-1:35:22
*Tim tells the audience one of their cats, Mr. Bocus, is dying: 1:35:45-1:42:08

Clip Collection:
-Ian does not want more poor people amidst the ivory towers of colleges:

-Ian continues to be in top form, still refusing to support race-based affirmative action:

-Ian confirms Seamus is a manlet, saying he could play a 5-year old African warlord:

-Tim could not resist making a Dragon Ball Z analogy:

-Ian says it like it is...Obama IS a jogger:

-Alex Breusewitz talks more about Public Square than Michael Seifert, the CEO of the company, did in the last episode:

-Ian thinks we can ruin the magnetic field of the Earth with pollution or nuclear war:

-Ian becomes emotional talking about the coming passing beyond the veil of Mr. Bocus, one of the cats at the compound. Previously, Ian got stem cell treatment to address the organ failure the cat had:

Bonus Bits:
-I have captured an image that will assist us in gauging Tim Pool's actual height:


-Ian wants a prism projecting a rainbow behind him. What could possibly go wrong? Well...:

 

[WelperHelper99]

There is no way that Tim is 5'11 or even close. I've seen plenty of photos of him looking like a manlet lol.
Bald and small in mind, personality, and actual stature

Just own the shortness, he'd get a lot more respect that way, but this is coming from a man that wears a beanie at all times

 

[Useful_Mistake]

-Ian continues to be in top form, denying race-based affirmative action, even when Tim tries to trick him into supporting it:

I mean, this is technically correct, but it gives the impression that Tim wants Ian to support "race-based affirmative action" rather than Tim just reducing the issue to its base form and making it into a question.

-Ian confirms Seamus is a manlet, saying he could play a 5-year old African warlord:

Seamus, buddy, I gotcha:

-Ian thinks we can ruin the magnetic field of the Earth with pollution or nuclear war:

Now, irrespective of whether that's true, I kinda feel like there would be worse things if Nuclear war happened.

-Tim could not resist making a Dragon Ball Z analogy:

It's not even very good description. The Z-Fighters didn't convert Vegeta during the saiyan saga. And though they have allied in the Namek saga that didn't happen then either. Vegeta was "converted" in between end of Namek saga and Android saga and that was in large part due to the fact that he busted a huge load into Bulma.

0/10, Tim on accuracy, 0/10

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

I mean, this is technically correct, but it gives the impression that Tim wants Ian to support "race-based affirmative action" rather than Tim just reducing the issue to its base form and making it into a question.

Ahhhh, can see that, now. Made the adjustment.

 

[Retink Retunk]

-Tim could not resist making a Dragon Ball Z analogy:

This is how Tim ends up with a company full of Roccos and Bix Noods that burn down his flop house for George Floyd. I'm getting really sick of people trying to make excuses for diversity and other types of scum.

Just own the shortness, he'd get a lot more respect that way, but this is coming from a man that wears a beanie at all times

Counter point, instead of owning it Tim can instead choose to wear a very tall beanie to make himself appear bigger. It would also help confuse people on whether he's wearing the beanie to hide his baldness or lack of height.

It's not even very good description. The Z-Fighters didn't convert Vegeta during the saiyan saga. And though they have allied in the Namek saga that didn't happen then either. Vegeta was "converted" in between end of Namek saga and Android saga and that was in large part due to the fact that he busted a huge load into Bulma.

Bulma also converted Yamcha from being a bandit lord. That Bulussy has done a lot for the world of the Z fighters.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Counter point, instead of owning it Tim can instead choose to wear a very tall beanie to make himself appear bigger. It would also help confuse people on whether he's wearing the beanie to hide his baldness or lack of height.

Then I'd just call him penis head at that point lawl

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Counter point, instead of owning it Tim can instead choose to wear a very tall beanie to make himself appear bigger. It would also help confuse people on whether he's wearing the beanie to hide his baldness or lack of height.

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If he wishes to maintain the 5'11" illusion, it is not a matter of if, but when does Tim don a Jamiroquai hat?

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

If he wishes to maintain the 5'11" illusion, it is not a matter of if, but when does Tim don a Jamiroquai hat?
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That image makes me feel super uncomfortable for some reason. I hate looking at Tim Pool as it is, but that stare and hat is just too much.

 

[ForTheHoard]

If he wishes to maintain the 5'11" illusion, it is not a matter of if, but when does Tim don a Jamiroquai hat?
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I'm already changing the words of "Cosmic Girl" to "Civil War" in my head.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

If he wishes to maintain the 5'11" illusion, it is not a matter of if, but when does Tim don a Jamiroquai hat?
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Missing the obvious solution, dummy.

it even looks like a beanie, or perhaps gives the illusion of having a rich head of hair.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

I'm all for mocking Tim being short but the real Tim news is that after skipping all last week he only made videos two days this week.

Guys I'm starting to believe the secret marriage rumor.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

This is Ethan Ralph levels of cope. Tim says at 6 minutes that he is 5'11". Then he brings up the famous picture of him, Vaush and Charlie Kirk, and he says "Well, both those guys are like 6'3", so that's why I look short in that picture."

He's more than an inch shorter than Colby Covington.

 

[anustart76]

Counter point, instead of owning it Tim can instead choose to wear a very tall beanie to make himself appear bigger. It would also help confuse people on whether he's wearing the beanie to hide his baldness or lack of height.

This is entering H3H3 levels of ridiculous.

Anyway, I watched Tim's show tonight, he had Ian and Hannah Claire as co-hosts, with guests Primetime99AlexSteinOnTheGrindAllTheTimePimpOnABlimp and Ashley St Clair, who I think is a writer for the Babylon Bee. With two comedy-oriented guests, and hippie Ian, and I guess Hannah also has a decent sense of humor, you would think tonight would be a good episode of hilarious IRL shitposting, right?

Haha, WRONG.

It was one of the most retarded episodes I've seen in a while. The chat spent half the episode simping for Hannah and Ashley, though I guess that's par for the course at this point. Anyway, after the first article or two, Tim started sperging out in a neocon Matt Walsh way more or less saying we need Big Brother to track anybody watching or posting porn on the internet and send cops to arrest people for posting porn on the internet because kids can see boobies on the internet. Followed by Alex stating that all doctors are evil and corrupt making Tim have to try to be the voice of reason only for Alex to make him look like a nut by getting Tim to say it's okay for doctors not to prescribe painkillers to patients that really need them.

God, I miss Luke.

 

[Retink Retunk]

With two comedy-oriented guests

Alex Stein can be funny but he really is a shotgun of comedy, where almost everything is a miss, but sometimes he gets a hit. He's also a long time friend of Andreas Xirtus from before he became famous by making fun of Jack Murphy.

 

[anustart76]

Alex Stein can be funny but he really is a shotgun of comedy, where almost everything is a miss, but sometimes he gets a hit. He's also a long time friend of Andreas Xirtus from before he became famous by making fun of Jack Murphy.

You're not wrong, his IRL trolling is really his best thing, his Blaze show isn't great most of the time. A lot like Sam Hyde and his streams actually; Sam's streams are extremely boring. Oddly enough Sam was on Alex's Blaze show a little while ago.

 

[Retink Retunk]

You're not wrong, his IRL trolling is really his best thing, his Blaze show isn't great most of the time. A lot like Sam Hyde and his streams actually; Sam's streams are extremely boring. Oddly enough Sam was on Alex's Blaze show a little while ago.

That makes sense. Sam is kind of retarded in large doses but in the right moments he hits it out of the park, so maybe over time Alex will grow more into that format. I'm kind of surprised Tim keeps having him on though as he's not exactly safe for brands and even Sam booted him after the random black man he brought into Fish Tank started doing crack in the house.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

Tim started sperging out in a neocon Matt Walsh way more or less saying we need Big Brother to track anybody watching or posting porn on the internet and send cops to arrest people for posting porn on the internet because kids can see boobies on the internet.

Was listening to it while exercising and it was a very frustrating conversation.

On one hand, I get it, porn bad, and if you attempt to defend it you'll just be called a coomer, or whatever.

The "cops just need to enforce the law" shit was strange, because in theory, sure that seems simple, but really "cybercrime" is not normal crime, and thus this shit isn't treated the same and needs its own ruleset. That said, if we start requiring an ID for "bad stuff" online, this will immediately expand. Twitter itself has rules about being above like 13 to access the site (iirc), and if it becomes necessary that they somehow verify this by way of ID (to also use in the case of "cybercrime"), you can expect nearly every site to suddenly need your ID.

This leads to just, tying everything you do online to your government ID, which effectively gets rid of anonymity. Which, Tim is seemingly not a fan of, so he likely gives no shits about that fact.

And, not to mention the fact your logging your ID next to all your other online info that routinely gets leaks, stolen, sold, bought, whatever.

All in the name of "muh kids safety".

Which is also a bit ironic, given Tim then moves over to saying that you deserve nothing, etc. in relation to good doctors. Which reads to me like people need to parent their own kids and not allow them access to the internet. As they are not deserved access to a kid friendly site.

Also, children really shouldn't be on Twitter to begin with.

 

[anustart76]

Was listening to it while exercising and it was a very frustrating conversation.

On one hand, I get it, porn bad, and if you attempt to defend it you'll just be called a coomer, or whatever.

The "cops just need to enforce the law" shit was strange, because in theory, sure that seems simple, but really "cybercrime" is not normal crime, and thus this shit isn't treated the same and needs its own ruleset. That said, if we start requiring an ID for "bad stuff" online, this will immediately expand. Twitter itself has rules about being above like 13 to access the site (iirc), and if it becomes necessary that they somehow verify this by way of ID (to also use in the case of "cybercrime"), you can expect nearly every site to suddenly need your ID.

This leads to just, tying everything you do online to your government ID, which effectively gets rid of anonymity. Which, Tim is seemingly not a fan of, so he likely gives no shits about that fact.

And, not to mention the fact your logging your ID next to all your other online info that routinely gets leaks, stolen, sold, bought, whatever.

All in the name of "muh kids safety".

Which is also a bit ironic, given Tim then moves over to saying that you deserve nothing, etc. in relation to good doctors. Which reads to me like people need to parent their own kids and not allow them access to the internet. As they are not deserved access to a kid friendly site.

Also, children really shouldn't be on Twitter to begin with.

You pretty much summed up my thoughts while watching the show.