💰 Grifter Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

[TrainWreckWatcher]

There is no way that Tim is 5'11 or even close. I've seen plenty of photos of him looking like a manlet lol.
Bald and small in mind, personality, and actual stature

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Tim had Alex Breusewitz, a pro-Trump twitter user & CEO of consulting firm called X Strategies.
Ian & Seamus co-hosted the episode. Ian has returned from exile after daring to question Tim's decision to keep talking about The Majority Report. Thankfully, Tim was restrained, today, not mentioning it.
Also, my desire to watch Timcast IRL does wane a fair bit if Ian is not there to make his barmy pronouncements, so that explains my antipathy going through the last one.

*The panel talks the U.S. Supreme Court decision on affirmative action: 5:14-40:07
*The panel talks The End Times & Book of Revelations: 1:26:37-1:35:22
*Tim tells the audience one of their cats, Mr. Bocus, is dying: 1:35:45-1:42:08

Clip Collection:
-Ian does not want more poor people amidst the ivory towers of colleges:

-Ian continues to be in top form, still refusing to support race-based affirmative action:

-Ian confirms Seamus is a manlet, saying he could play a 5-year old African warlord:

-Tim could not resist making a Dragon Ball Z analogy:

-Ian says it like it is...Obama IS a jogger:

-Alex Breusewitz talks more about Public Square than Michael Seifert, the CEO of the company, did in the last episode:

-Ian thinks we can ruin the magnetic field of the Earth with pollution or nuclear war:

-Ian becomes emotional talking about the coming passing beyond the veil of Mr. Bocus, one of the cats at the compound. Previously, Ian got stem cell treatment to address the organ failure the cat had:

Bonus Bits:
-I have captured an image that will assist us in gauging Tim Pool's actual height:


-Ian wants a prism projecting a rainbow behind him. What could possibly go wrong? Well...:

 

[WelperHelper99]

There is no way that Tim is 5'11 or even close. I've seen plenty of photos of him looking like a manlet lol.
Bald and small in mind, personality, and actual stature

Just own the shortness, he'd get a lot more respect that way, but this is coming from a man that wears a beanie at all times

 

[Useful_Mistake]

-Ian continues to be in top form, denying race-based affirmative action, even when Tim tries to trick him into supporting it:

I mean, this is technically correct, but it gives the impression that Tim wants Ian to support "race-based affirmative action" rather than Tim just reducing the issue to its base form and making it into a question.

-Ian confirms Seamus is a manlet, saying he could play a 5-year old African warlord:

Seamus, buddy, I gotcha:

-Ian thinks we can ruin the magnetic field of the Earth with pollution or nuclear war:

Now, irrespective of whether that's true, I kinda feel like there would be worse things if Nuclear war happened.

-Tim could not resist making a Dragon Ball Z analogy:

It's not even very good description. The Z-Fighters didn't convert Vegeta during the saiyan saga. And though they have allied in the Namek saga that didn't happen then either. Vegeta was "converted" in between end of Namek saga and Android saga and that was in large part due to the fact that he busted a huge load into Bulma.

0/10, Tim on accuracy, 0/10

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

I mean, this is technically correct, but it gives the impression that Tim wants Ian to support "race-based affirmative action" rather than Tim just reducing the issue to its base form and making it into a question.

Ahhhh, can see that, now. Made the adjustment.

 

[Retink Retunk]

-Tim could not resist making a Dragon Ball Z analogy:

This is how Tim ends up with a company full of Roccos and Bix Noods that burn down his flop house for George Floyd. I'm getting really sick of people trying to make excuses for diversity and other types of scum.

Just own the shortness, he'd get a lot more respect that way, but this is coming from a man that wears a beanie at all times

Counter point, instead of owning it Tim can instead choose to wear a very tall beanie to make himself appear bigger. It would also help confuse people on whether he's wearing the beanie to hide his baldness or lack of height.

It's not even very good description. The Z-Fighters didn't convert Vegeta during the saiyan saga. And though they have allied in the Namek saga that didn't happen then either. Vegeta was "converted" in between end of Namek saga and Android saga and that was in large part due to the fact that he busted a huge load into Bulma.

Bulma also converted Yamcha from being a bandit lord. That Bulussy has done a lot for the world of the Z fighters.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Counter point, instead of owning it Tim can instead choose to wear a very tall beanie to make himself appear bigger. It would also help confuse people on whether he's wearing the beanie to hide his baldness or lack of height.

Then I'd just call him penis head at that point lawl

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Counter point, instead of owning it Tim can instead choose to wear a very tall beanie to make himself appear bigger. It would also help confuse people on whether he's wearing the beanie to hide his baldness or lack of height.

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If he wishes to maintain the 5'11" illusion, it is not a matter of if, but when does Tim don a Jamiroquai hat?

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

If he wishes to maintain the 5'11" illusion, it is not a matter of if, but when does Tim don a Jamiroquai hat?
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That image makes me feel super uncomfortable for some reason. I hate looking at Tim Pool as it is, but that stare and hat is just too much.

 

[ForTheHoard]

If he wishes to maintain the 5'11" illusion, it is not a matter of if, but when does Tim don a Jamiroquai hat?
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I'm already changing the words of "Cosmic Girl" to "Civil War" in my head.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

If he wishes to maintain the 5'11" illusion, it is not a matter of if, but when does Tim don a Jamiroquai hat?
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Missing the obvious solution, dummy.

it even looks like a beanie, or perhaps gives the illusion of having a rich head of hair.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

I'm all for mocking Tim being short but the real Tim news is that after skipping all last week he only made videos two days this week.

Guys I'm starting to believe the secret marriage rumor.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

This is Ethan Ralph levels of cope. Tim says at 6 minutes that he is 5'11". Then he brings up the famous picture of him, Vaush and Charlie Kirk, and he says "Well, both those guys are like 6'3", so that's why I look short in that picture."

He's more than an inch shorter than Colby Covington.

 

[anustart76]

Counter point, instead of owning it Tim can instead choose to wear a very tall beanie to make himself appear bigger. It would also help confuse people on whether he's wearing the beanie to hide his baldness or lack of height.

This is entering H3H3 levels of ridiculous.

Anyway, I watched Tim's show tonight, he had Ian and Hannah Claire as co-hosts, with guests Primetime99AlexSteinOnTheGrindAllTheTimePimpOnABlimp and Ashley St Clair, who I think is a writer for the Babylon Bee. With two comedy-oriented guests, and hippie Ian, and I guess Hannah also has a decent sense of humor, you would think tonight would be a good episode of hilarious IRL shitposting, right?

Haha, WRONG.

It was one of the most retarded episodes I've seen in a while. The chat spent half the episode simping for Hannah and Ashley, though I guess that's par for the course at this point. Anyway, after the first article or two, Tim started sperging out in a neocon Matt Walsh way more or less saying we need Big Brother to track anybody watching or posting porn on the internet and send cops to arrest people for posting porn on the internet because kids can see boobies on the internet. Followed by Alex stating that all doctors are evil and corrupt making Tim have to try to be the voice of reason only for Alex to make him look like a nut by getting Tim to say it's okay for doctors not to prescribe painkillers to patients that really need them.

God, I miss Luke.

 

[Retink Retunk]

With two comedy-oriented guests

Alex Stein can be funny but he really is a shotgun of comedy, where almost everything is a miss, but sometimes he gets a hit. He's also a long time friend of Andreas Xirtus from before he became famous by making fun of Jack Murphy.

 

[anustart76]

Alex Stein can be funny but he really is a shotgun of comedy, where almost everything is a miss, but sometimes he gets a hit. He's also a long time friend of Andreas Xirtus from before he became famous by making fun of Jack Murphy.

You're not wrong, his IRL trolling is really his best thing, his Blaze show isn't great most of the time. A lot like Sam Hyde and his streams actually; Sam's streams are extremely boring. Oddly enough Sam was on Alex's Blaze show a little while ago.

 

[Retink Retunk]

You're not wrong, his IRL trolling is really his best thing, his Blaze show isn't great most of the time. A lot like Sam Hyde and his streams actually; Sam's streams are extremely boring. Oddly enough Sam was on Alex's Blaze show a little while ago.

That makes sense. Sam is kind of retarded in large doses but in the right moments he hits it out of the park, so maybe over time Alex will grow more into that format. I'm kind of surprised Tim keeps having him on though as he's not exactly safe for brands and even Sam booted him after the random black man he brought into Fish Tank started doing crack in the house.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

Tim started sperging out in a neocon Matt Walsh way more or less saying we need Big Brother to track anybody watching or posting porn on the internet and send cops to arrest people for posting porn on the internet because kids can see boobies on the internet.

Was listening to it while exercising and it was a very frustrating conversation.

On one hand, I get it, porn bad, and if you attempt to defend it you'll just be called a coomer, or whatever.

The "cops just need to enforce the law" shit was strange, because in theory, sure that seems simple, but really "cybercrime" is not normal crime, and thus this shit isn't treated the same and needs its own ruleset. That said, if we start requiring an ID for "bad stuff" online, this will immediately expand. Twitter itself has rules about being above like 13 to access the site (iirc), and if it becomes necessary that they somehow verify this by way of ID (to also use in the case of "cybercrime"), you can expect nearly every site to suddenly need your ID.

This leads to just, tying everything you do online to your government ID, which effectively gets rid of anonymity. Which, Tim is seemingly not a fan of, so he likely gives no shits about that fact.

And, not to mention the fact your logging your ID next to all your other online info that routinely gets leaks, stolen, sold, bought, whatever.

All in the name of "muh kids safety".

Which is also a bit ironic, given Tim then moves over to saying that you deserve nothing, etc. in relation to good doctors. Which reads to me like people need to parent their own kids and not allow them access to the internet. As they are not deserved access to a kid friendly site.

Also, children really shouldn't be on Twitter to begin with.

 

[anustart76]

Was listening to it while exercising and it was a very frustrating conversation.

On one hand, I get it, porn bad, and if you attempt to defend it you'll just be called a coomer, or whatever.

The "cops just need to enforce the law" shit was strange, because in theory, sure that seems simple, but really "cybercrime" is not normal crime, and thus this shit isn't treated the same and needs its own ruleset. That said, if we start requiring an ID for "bad stuff" online, this will immediately expand. Twitter itself has rules about being above like 13 to access the site (iirc), and if it becomes necessary that they somehow verify this by way of ID (to also use in the case of "cybercrime"), you can expect nearly every site to suddenly need your ID.

This leads to just, tying everything you do online to your government ID, which effectively gets rid of anonymity. Which, Tim is seemingly not a fan of, so he likely gives no shits about that fact.

And, not to mention the fact your logging your ID next to all your other online info that routinely gets leaks, stolen, sold, bought, whatever.

All in the name of "muh kids safety".

Which is also a bit ironic, given Tim then moves over to saying that you deserve nothing, etc. in relation to good doctors. Which reads to me like people need to parent their own kids and not allow them access to the internet. As they are not deserved access to a kid friendly site.

Also, children really shouldn't be on Twitter to begin with.

You pretty much summed up my thoughts while watching the show.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Wanted to give the second episode of The Culture War a watch to see if it was as terrible as the first outing.
So, I went through, both it & the IRL episode.
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Spoiler: Katherine Brodsky v. Ashley St. Claire Culture War Episode

Tim had Katherine Brodsky, a writer for several publications & one of the liberals pushed towards conservatives, debate with Ashley St. Claire, a comedian.

Went a fair bit better than the Emma Vigeland v. Sean, with less opprobrium cast about amongst the participants.
Tim still involved himself in the debate a fair bit more than I would have liked.

Clip Collection:
-Ashley asks if Katherine is offended, as a woman, by Dylan Mulvaney's behaviour:

-Ashley asks Katherine what does she mean by "anti-woke":

-A good summary of the argumentation by Katherine, "both-siding", which is typical of the liberal abandoned by the Left, who remains critical of the Right in vague terms:

-Tim blames Sarah Silverman & professors for making him say "Civil War" all the time::

-Godwin's Law appears to be a staple of The Culture War. Katherine attempts to rebut Tim's anti-war stance by citing his potential unwillingness to fight Nazi Germany & the Holocaust:

-Some unintentionally perfect comedic timing, wherein Tim describes how cans are lined with plastics that can disrupt your endocrine system, while Katherine takes a big sip from a can:

Bonus Bits:
-Speaking of unintentional comedy, Tim is using bottled air meant for re-oxygenating sports players to breathe better. Visually reminded me of Spaceballs:

-Tim Pool is not to blame for constantly getting hopped up on Civil War talk...He learned it from you:

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Spoiler: Alex Stein & Ashley St. Claire Timcast IRL Episode

For the IRL episode, Tim had Alex Stein, as well as Ashley St. Claire, as the guest.
Hannah & Ian co-hosted the episode. Hannah did not pipe in too much, pry because of the crowded panel.

*The panel talks being offered the chance to enter the "Metaverse" to live a perfect life, segues into dream talk: 5:59-9:20
*The panel discusses the DeSantis ad lambasting Trump's support for LGBT versus DeSantis opposing it, broader 2024 talk: 18:19-35:05
*The panel talks Pornhub blocking access to Virginia, after the state legislature passed a law requiring verification before accessing pornography sites: 38:43-51:29
*The panel talks about SSRI prescriptions, bad doctors, what you "have a right to" in regards to medical care: 1:08:30-1:48:50

Clip Collection:
-With Paris burning, alien ships possibly being recovered by the U.S. government, you can count on the serious people of the serious show that is Timcast IRL to talk about...Musk v. Zuckerberg:

-Tim argues how the Elites are going for reverse psychology, eliminating urbanites with abortions & castrating their children:

-Tim will not become a politician, nor will Ian, thank goodness:

-Tim gives me a blast from the past, talking about black plastic-wrapped pornographic magazines being one of the few ways to access that content, aside from back alley shops, extremely slow dialup, & Pay Per View. Insane how much can change in so short a time...:

-Alex & the panel discuss issues with doctors just prescribing SSRIs without proper vetting of other possible causes of depression (e.g. birth control). Tim says if your doctor does that, just find another doctor, citing Joe Rogan & ivermectin. Ashley pushes back, saying it is not that easy:

-By Tim's own logic, he is to blame for all those construction teams failing to complete his coffee shop, despite deriding them for failing to to the job he hired them to do, in previous episodes:

-How does Tim do it? Making Alex Stein sound like the more sane one in the exchange:

-Pain medicine for a suffering cancer patient? "NO!", says the Pool, you have no right to it! I get the philosophical concept, but it just seems contrarianism on Tim's part, at this point:

Bonus Bits:
-Taking so much time to clip Timcast on a weekend, summarised:

I kid, I have fun with it.

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