💰 Grifter Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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albert the programmer said:
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Thing is, Tim, Joe Rogan might be based on certain occasions, but DMT Joe once wanted him to run for POTUS:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O3qTJoZqLYs
Luckily, he had a change of heart almost a year later after it was the sexual harassment allegations had him resign from office, while hiding the elderly deaths under the rug.
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Joe Rogan is good when it comes to hosting a podcast and bringing interesting people on. Joe Rogan is retarded for the most part about everything else as he won't even say CNN are a bunch of disingenuous assholes while they're doubling down on making fun of him with the horse paste bullshit and the guy who was on his show from them is writing homo erotic fan fiction about mud wrestling Joe in the nude.
 
Retink said:
he won't even say CNN are a bunch of disingenuous assholes while they're doubling down on making fun of him with the horse paste bullshit
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I think Joe, though, is starting to have (somewhat) of a breakthrough:

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He even recently wondered why no one discussed Hunter Biden’s shady business deals with the Chinese Communist Party’s government, while also ignoring the quid pro bono deal with Russia that was done by his father when he was VP.

Still somewhat “controlled opposition”, but he’s also aware that his own podcast can not be controlled.
 
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albert the programmer said:
I think Joe, though, is starting to have (somewhat) of a breakthrough:

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He even recently wondered why no one discussed Hunter Biden’s shady business deals with the Chinese Communist Party’s government, while also ignoring the quid pro bono deal that was done by his father when he was VP.

Still somewhat “controlled opposition”, but he’s also aware that his own podcast can not be controlled.
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It’s because the media lies about him
 
So Rocco has something to say on Twitter, and it could explain why Andreas has been missing from Cast Castle. It's because of Jack Murphy.


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Confirmed he's gone, here's the image I posted a while back in this thread and the current twitter profile
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Castle Update:

Tim and his toys, now he has one of those spinning image things. The instructions are in Chinese and there are no ports he can interface with as all he knows is HDMI. So he has no way to actually use this new toy besides spinning it with his hands which makes him sad.
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Tim is making a horror song, where he wants gongs. His plan is to make the song feel uncomfortable as you listen to it, which is an interesting idea but he'll probably fuck it up so that it's just a really shitty song.
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Enjoy Tim making mouth noises if you want.

 
Retink said:
Castle Update:

Tim and his toys, now he has one of those spinning image things. The instructions are in Chinese and there are no ports he can interface with as all he knows is HDMI. So he has no way to actually use this new toy besides spinning it with his hands which makes him sad.
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Tim is making a horror song, where he wants gongs. His plan is to make the song feel uncomfortable as you listen to it, which is an interesting idea but he'll probably fuck it up so that it's just a really shitty song.
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Enjoy Tim making mouth noises if you want.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=INdiF2-gAjc
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Ok that thing looks a little cool
 
Cast Castle Update, this one was filmed before Luke left.

Tim's girlfriend still making eyes at Luke like always while Tim ignores her. It's pretty clear why Tim is 35 and doesn't have kids despite always going on about how important it is to have them, he's a man child more interesting in mashing desserts together for a joke than spending time with his girl. These images really show the duality of this woman.
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Tim's brother and Hannah make sushi, they're surprisingly better cooks than Tim.
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Retink said:
Cast Castle Update, this one was filmed before Luke left.

Tim's girlfriend still making eyes at Luke like always while Tim ignores her. It's pretty clear why Tim is 35 and doesn't have kids despite always going on about how important it is to have them, he's a man child more interesting in mashing desserts together for a joke than spending time with his girl. These images really show the duality of this woman.
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Tim's brother and Hannah make sushi, they're surprisingly better cooks than Tim.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=37Oo6aY-1_M
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Good old last supper with Luke I miss him so much in the podcast
 
Baker Street said:
Does Tim ever go to sports events where he has to take his hat off during the national anthem?
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He went to a horse track once to support the Let's Go Brandon thing, but it didn't show him taking off his hat, he probably didn't. Tim has also avoided any physical activity that wasn't skating, such as Luke bringing in a physical trainer / self defense guy to teach the compound how to not be shit at basic physical activity.
 
I've been doing some digging into this Andreas guy as something about him makes me think there's a goldmine waiting to be discovered, and I found an episode of Adam Cast with him on it. It's a pretty boring listen, but one thing just caught my attention, Adam looks at the camera and says "It's a mindless job, that literally anyone could do" in regards to pushing buttons. As we know Adam has beef with Lyd's and her tagline is that she pushes buttons.

Here's the time stamp of that moment, he must really have some bad blood with Lyd's more than with Tim even

Edit: Is Andreas a fake name? He says "even a monkey like Chris can do it" and Adam goes to defend whoever Chris is. Maybe they mean Tim's brother, but Andreas does use "Xirtus" as a fake last name which means there might be some chance of him using a fake first name as he's a very plastic person. That being said, this might have been when Tim's brother was exiled and it was ok to dunk on him, and Andreas does use his real last name on his resume potentially.
 
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Retink said:
Tim is making a horror song, where he wants gongs. His plan is to make the song feel uncomfortable as you listen to it, which is an interesting idea but he'll probably fuck it up so that it's just a really shitty song.
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I did the same concept when I was 17 using Fruity Loops.
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As far as making sushi goes, I don't know why there's this mysticism about it. Making sure you pick the right fish is important (be safe and use frozen wild caught) and requires some knowledge, but actually making the rolls is stupidly easy.
 
No better way to start off your morning line up than sucking rogans cock for the umpteenth time. When is the beanie monkey ever gonna talk about something important so we can laugh at his lack of intelligence
 
Niggernerd said:
Hopefully he doesn't fence sit so hard over the convoy :optimistic: i know.
It should be the entire IRL podcast topic but i think anyone whose aware of this yuppie already knows what the main topic for todays timcast irl will be.
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He is probably is going to fence sit but we all know where he lies on the mandates
 
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