Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Look at Tim go! His girlfriend is bursting with excitement, I bet she's texting Chocolate D about how cool her boyfriend is with his hip skate tricks:
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Beanie sign and Cast Castle plaque for 100k subs.
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Chris dresses up to open mail, gets a USB drive. Oh no, it's a virus... It's probably just a skit they're doing, but Tim's brother does make a good facial expression he holds for a bit, so he's got some acting talent at the very least.
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Episode for reference, rather boring.

 
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Castle Update

Look at Tim go! His girlfriend is bursting with excitement, I bet she's texting Chocolate D about how cool her boyfriend is with his hip skate tricks:
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Beanie sign and Cast Castle plaque for 100k subs.
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Chris dresses up to open mail, gets a USB drive. Oh no, it's a virus... It's probably just a skit they're doing, but Tim's brother does make a good facial expression he holds for a bit, so he's got some acting talent at the very least.
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Episode for reference, rather boring.

Slow but uneventful it’s a Monday its two be expected and Tim talked about Maher
 

Oh god, no. No, Tim, please. I'm sorry for making fun of you doomposting about a Civil War for two years. It's going to happen any day now, Tim, I'm sure. Please don't make this your new thing.
 
No one talking about Tim's massive hypocrisy talking how Trump's new social media will be family friendly, when he himself uses that word as well?
 

Oh god, no. No, Tim, please. I'm sorry for making fun of you doomposting about a Civil War for two years. It's going to happen any day now, Tim, I'm sure. Please don't make this your new thing.
Of course he is going to do it but when you think about it second civil war could be tied into WW3 so there is that
 
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Terrorist Nandini Jammi and Terroist Claire is at again this Time having deplorable blue checks try to back her up and tryin to cover her sorry ass. Probably lying about the swatting attack CAB82C64-4DF5-4784-AE5C-F40CF2625316.jpeg4411DD06-BD7C-4B30-8F57-26BCD13C4AEE.jpeg12E9EBFA-6ACF-4633-AB20-CCC38C474219.jpeg155E5E50-04C1-48EF-8AB1-765B75BE2017.jpeg47156EDA-A44D-46AC-9208-732C3F8D76E8.jpeg8BA257EE-B673-44D2-9FC2-AC60DBD50D24.jpeg61D68FBA-82B3-405C-A3EE-699E1C742004.jpegCC7F7B62-05C0-4B3B-A8BA-FBE158715502.jpeg8586ED55-4A34-48F2-AE3E-7BB8A77F1510.jpeg5C296F37-1A13-4140-A0B9-8B788CA40495.jpegDC9C029F-0A0D-44B2-93D6-F9AF21CAFEBE.jpeg81A13189-DB5D-43E4-BF51-4831A0F641AC.jpeg5A909BDC-1D13-4D27-800F-D40F2C6D29CE.jpeg1B3290D8-C3EC-4CB5-BEAC-647A271FAC81.jpeg0D11EC1B-33D6-443F-A781-A98E70237E38.jpeg
timcast has anothe guest previously sadly not seamus
 
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Oh god, no. No, Tim, please. I'm sorry for making fun of you doomposting about a Civil War for two years. It's going to happen any day now, Tim, I'm sure. Please don't make this your new thing.
Too late, Tim is going to be the Ukraine Invasion News Hour from now on since the Baldwin drama died down. On the bright side, maybe he'll have notorious resistance leader Gonzalo Lira on his show to talk about the triumphs of Project Mayhem and how he built his own compound in Ukraine.
 
Too late, Tim is going to be the Ukraine Invasion News Hour from now on since the Baldwin drama died down. On the bright side, maybe he'll have notorious resistance leader Gonzalo Lira on his show to talk about the triumphs of Project Mayhem and how he built his own compound in Ukraine.
I could care less if he wants to talk about Ukraine, just as long as he doesn't keep talking about World War 3.

Also, Tim getting upset about Taiwan and his reasons for it are ridiculous. "Oh no, what about Japan? What about (long pause) Vietnam?"

Fuck off, Tim. I know what you're really concerned about is Korea, and the reason you're concerned about it is because your family is Korean. Guess what? It doesn't fucking matter. Your personal lineage attachments to people in the area do not make it more vital that the US respond with military force to China taking Taiwan than they would to Russia taking Ukraine.

And don't pretend like because the US lets China take Taiwan and Japan, if they felt like it, that would somehow mean we would let them take Alaska or Hawaii. I would gladly sacrifice every single American life in all six branches of the military to defend one island in Hawaii, because those are American lives on the line. It is completely different. We are not mandated to protect the entire fucking Pacific Ocean because of Hawaii.
 
I've never tried it but I wouldn't be surprised, the other Pizza he bought is "Cali" pizza so he's covering the whole gambit. Tim does not have particularly good taste in food from what I've seen and mostly just goes for anything gimmicky like Wagyu beef and lava salt that he always talks up when given the chance. Then again, I just hate Chicago, probably even more than I hate New York or California, and the only thing I like from there is Portillos.

Portillos just went public so not sure where your from but you might get one where your at. For those who never been it’s normal to have cars parked around the corner for a half hour and people coming outside to take your orders lol
 
Portillos just went public so not sure where your from but you might get one where your at. For those who never been it’s normal to have cars parked around the corner for a half hour and people coming outside to take your orders lol
East Coast, so we'll probably get one eventually. I remember I was in Chicago for business and a guy we were with was from Chicago and told us we need to try this place called Portillos. I asked him what it was and thought he was weird when he explained it, as it just sounded very generic. Then we got there and the place was packed with multiple drive through lanes wrapped around the building and staff running out to cars to take orders just to keep things moving.

It's not fancy, but it tastes better than most fast food out there.
 
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Luke is finally leaving today, in true Castle fashion he makes jokes at Miracle's expense, first saying it's her fault then joking she gets a punch instead of a hug like everyone else. He does give her a hug at the end, but it does show she's the punching bag of the compound. Miracle asks if she can punch Luke for real before he leaves, he says sure and she hurts herself doing it.
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Luke is gone, some are upset to see him go like Carter and Ian. Miracle mentions he tortured her all the time, and Lydia seems almost happy with him being gone, probably because she lost the spotlight to him and he called her Lynda. Still no sign of Andreas or Britni who were regulars before, and with Sarah being the new property manager (which Britni was along side Tim's sister) I'm assuming they've been let go.
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Whole lot of nothing happens otherwise, lot's of filler in the first half as normal
 
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Castle Update

Luke is finally leaving today, in true Castle fashion he makes jokes at Miracle's expense, first saying it's her fault then joking she gets a punch instead of a hug like everyone else. He does give her a hug at the end, but it does show she's the punching bag of the compound. Miracle asks if she can punch Luke for real before he leaves, he says sure and she hurts herself doing it.
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Luke is gone, some are upset to see him go like Carter and Ian. Miracle mentions he tortured her all the time, and Lydia seems almost happy with him being gone, probably because she lost the spotlight to him and he called her Lynda. Still no sign of Andreas or Britni who were regulars before, and with Sarah being the new property manager (which Britni was along side Tim's sister) I'm assuming they've been let go.
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Whole lot of nothing happens otherwise, lot's of filler in the first half as normal
I’m going to miss Luke he was always the voice of reason although I wonder what is his reaction to this
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0:15 Notice Tim brings up an article that show's a profile with, "Jack's Beard" lololol

That is completely laughable of Tim to do so
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and from one of the enemies of the people Robert Silverman
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hey rob or Jason or Nandini if you see this you are part of the problem and makes you an enemy of the people
And Nandini don’t think the net never forgets
 
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Lydia makes Miracle sniff the cream to see if it's sour, it is and she can see it's clumping. God forbid Lydia smells it herself.
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Tim bought a 3k$ guitar, and Carter is tasked with cleaning it of that protective plastic film like the good man servant he is. He fucks it up for a while but gets it working again.
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No, there's no poop in the custard, it's just a joke about chocolate. Not much else happens besides Lydia cooking a little and Tim skating in a very boring way.

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