Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
He talks about it, the only reason he doesn't show it is because Youtube will penalize him for it. He says as much constantly whenever he's tempted to start swearing.
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Let your kids starve to avoid getting the jab, but also censor yourself by not showing criminals at large so you can get the shekels from Susan.
 
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Retink said:
Let your kids starve to avoid getting the jab, but also censor yourself by not showing criminals at large so you can get the shekels from Susan.
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I don't believe Tim has any children nor was he opposed to getting jabbed nor is he lacking in any money. I'm not sure what hypocrisy you're even trying to point out, do people typically shout racial slurs & share crime scene photos at your workplace? Even mainstream news channels censor people's faces and won't use even entry level swears.
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
I don't believe Tim has any children nor was he opposed to getting jabbed nor is he lacking in any money. I'm not sure what hypocrisy you're even trying to point out, do people typically shout racial slurs & share crime scene photos at your workplace? Even mainstream news channels censor people's faces and won't use even entry level swears.
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It's commentary on how Tim won't stop hollering about people being cowards for not quitting their jobs over shit because they have kids to feed, but he won't show images of AntiFa beating people in fears of being demonetized despite viewing AntiFa as a major societal threat.
 
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Retink said:
It's commentary on how Tim won't stop hollering about people being cowards for not quitting their jobs over shit because they have kids to feed, but he won't show images of AntiFa beating people in fears of being demonetized despite viewing AntiFa as a major societal threat.
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That rings a bell, I recall hearing him say something to that effect, but I don't remember exactly what it was.
 
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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
Yeah I'm sure it's because of some wooga booga ethereal eldritch market shit beyond our mortal understanding and not that their company is just doing poorly because they make terrible decisions like publishing Cuties and making shows about troons.
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  • netflix's stock boomed over the pandemic because people were indoors more and picking up subs like mad - but this was after several years running straight of them having trouble raising their market capitalization, in which they had figured they simply saturated the market. well, people aren't locked indoors anymore, and the weather is getting warmer, so naturally they're shedding subs they have no use to pay for

  • Not to mention there's, y'know, a bit of that old inflation going on owing to continuing supply-chain slowdowns compounding with the price of gas and plenty o' commodities continually creeping up, which may mean that some people cut back on luxury expenses, like a streaming service.

  • And it cannot be understated that in 2020, Netflix is largely unopposed in the streaming biz in a meaningful way; in 2022, Netflix has real, genuine competition that can pump cash into their own programming or just buy out other creators. In particular, Disney's behemoth finding its footing is bad for the service.

  • There was also this little thing over in Ukraine, which indeed did happen in the latter half of Q1. That's effectively two countries being cut out of your numbers - not enough to be the main driving force, but not trivial.

  • All the while, the stock itself was just plain overvalued. The price was 30 times its forward earnings; now it's looking to just be 23 times it. The Q1 revenue expectation by analysts was ~$7.94B and they missed it by 70M, or about .8% - while they still managed 9.8% YoY growth. It grew the subscriber base by 6.7%, but missed its own 8% margin. Netflix has had quarters like this many times in its history and the stock continued to grow, meaning that this mildly-underwhelming quarter looks a lot more like a correction than a rebuke.

Sure, Cuties caused a furore and I can't imagine many people are actually watching the troon show. Cowboy Bebop was a hilariously massive flop that caused more of an outroar than either of them. If anything, when NFLX peaks is around when Bebop premiers, so there's a much stronger case that abortion contributed to this run than the 2020 creepy french film, which barely registers on their stock price against 2020's fiery growth.

See, it took me like 20 minutes to look up NFLX's stock and find a pretty deec MSN (I know) article discussing the Netflix Q1 earnings report, and write this thing. That means it took me less time to both research and futz around and summarize a lot of the various angles that go into this topic... than it did for this motherfucker to read one tweet and blather on about fucking nothing
 
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Rich Evans Ayypologist said:
  • netflix's stock boomed over the pandemic because people were indoors more and picking up subs like mad - but this was after several years running straight of them having trouble raising their market capitalization, in which they had figured they simply saturated the market. well, people aren't locked indoors anymore, and the weather is getting warmer, so naturally they're shedding subs they have no use to pay for

  • Not to mention there's, y'know, a bit of that old inflation going on owing to continuing supply-chain slowdowns compounding with the price of gas and plenty o' commodities continually creeping up, which may mean that some people cut back on luxury expenses, like a streaming service.

  • And it cannot be understated that in 2020, Netflix is largely unopposed in the streaming biz in a meaningful way; in 2022, Netflix has real, genuine competition that can pump cash into their own programming or just buy out other creators. In particular, Disney's behemoth finding its footing is bad for the service.

  • There was also this little thing over in Ukraine, which indeed did happen in the latter half of Q1. That's effectively two countries being cut out of your numbers - not enough to be the main driving force, but not trivial.

  • All the while, the stock itself was just plain overvalued. The price was 30 times its forward earnings; now it's looking to just be 23 times it. The Q1 revenue expectation by analysts was ~$7.94B and they missed it by 70M, or about .8% - while they still managed 9.8% YoY growth. It grew the subscriber base by 6.7%, but missed its own 8% margin. Netflix has had quarters like this many times in its history and the stock continued to grow, meaning that this mildly-underwhelming quarter looks a lot more like a correction than a rebuke.

Sure, Cuties caused a furore and I can't imagine many people are actually watching the troon show. Cowboy Bebop was a hilariously massive flop that caused more of an outroar than either of them. If anything, when NFLX peaks is around when Bebop premiers, so there's a much stronger case that abortion contributed to this run than the 2020 creepy french film, which barely registers on their stock price against 2020's fiery growth.

See, it took me like 20 minutes to look up NFLX's stock and find a pretty deec MSN (I know) article discussing the Netflix Q1 earnings report, and write this thing. That means it took me less time to both research and futz around and summarize a lot of the various angles that go into this topic... than it did for this motherfucker to read one tweet and blather on about fucking nothing
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Not to mention the password sharing thing is more likely to get people to cut them off, instead of paying more.
 
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Blacklight said:
Not to mention the password sharing thing is more likely to get people to cut them off, instead of paying more.
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yeah, that's part of why it kept sliding for a while - it's honestly eventually going to happen with all of the streaming services one way or the other, since you're asking them to leave money on the floor for the good of their customers. But that, I believe, came after the initial report itself

I swear I wouldn't even mind Tim's lukewarm takes on just about everything if he could summarize it in 3-5 minutes. Boom, "Netflix did all this stupid shit, floated a really retarded idea, oh and also their programming is godawful and made for coomers and fashion liberals" zing pow bam done
 
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Rich Evans Ayypologist said:
Sure, Cuties caused a furore and I can't imagine many people are actually watching the troon show.
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I'd like to say Cuties made me cancel, but the final push has just been money. With stagflation / Greater Recession Mk. II on the horizon, I can't justify paying for the convenience of Netflix now since I know I can find literally everything they offer on the high seas.

I didn't pay for the shows, I paid for the convenience of not having to find what I want to watch. That all ends in roughly... 5 days.

It was nice to cancel my account though and suddenly see all these stories about Netflix being in trouble. Made me feel all warm and fuzzy knowing I wasn't alone.
 
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Rich Evans Ayypologist said:
yeah, that's part of why it kept sliding for a while - it's honestly eventually going to happen with all of the streaming services one way or the other, since you're asking them to leave money on the floor for the good of their customers. But that, I believe, came after the initial report itself

I swear I wouldn't even mind Tim's lukewarm takes on just about everything if he could summarize it in 3-5 minutes. Boom, "Netflix did all this stupid shit, floated a really retarded idea, oh and also their programming is godawful and made for coomers and fashion liberals" zing pow bam done
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Cutting it down to 5-10 minutes wouldn't leave him 20 minutes to suck himself off and try to get people to watch his shitty pop culture show. The only reason why Chicken Castle or whatever is doing well is because chickens are stupidly easy to watch over, and cheap. Even if he was only pulling in 10 bucks a day he would still be turning a profit.

I'm willing to bet he fucks up his chicken show by overproducing it, case in point, his desire to make a fucking children's book or video game.
 
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Keffals is probably the right amount of retarded for Tim. How long before Tim has him on the show to prove how much he loves trannies?

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Well, they ddi get it right with Lydia being Velma and Tim being Scooby, it is a show named after him. Ian as Shaggy is perfect as well.

Rich Evans Ayypologist said:
  • netflix's stock boomed over the pandemic because people were indoors more and picking up subs like mad - but this was after several years running straight of them having trouble raising their market capitalization, in which they had figured they simply saturated the market. well, people aren't locked indoors anymore, and the weather is getting warmer, so naturally they're shedding subs they have no use to pay for

  • Not to mention there's, y'know, a bit of that old inflation going on owing to continuing supply-chain slowdowns compounding with the price of gas and plenty o' commodities continually creeping up, which may mean that some people cut back on luxury expenses, like a streaming service.

  • And it cannot be understated that in 2020, Netflix is largely unopposed in the streaming biz in a meaningful way; in 2022, Netflix has real, genuine competition that can pump cash into their own programming or just buy out other creators. In particular, Disney's behemoth finding its footing is bad for the service.

  • There was also this little thing over in Ukraine, which indeed did happen in the latter half of Q1. That's effectively two countries being cut out of your numbers - not enough to be the main driving force, but not trivial.

  • All the while, the stock itself was just plain overvalued. The price was 30 times its forward earnings; now it's looking to just be 23 times it. The Q1 revenue expectation by analysts was ~$7.94B and they missed it by 70M, or about .8% - while they still managed 9.8% YoY growth. It grew the subscriber base by 6.7%, but missed its own 8% margin. Netflix has had quarters like this many times in its history and the stock continued to grow, meaning that this mildly-underwhelming quarter looks a lot more like a correction than a rebuke.

Sure, Cuties caused a furore and I can't imagine many people are actually watching the troon show. Cowboy Bebop was a hilariously massive flop that caused more of an outroar than either of them. If anything, when NFLX peaks is around when Bebop premiers, so there's a much stronger case that abortion contributed to this run than the 2020 creepy french film, which barely registers on their stock price against 2020's fiery growth.

See, it took me like 20 minutes to look up NFLX's stock and find a pretty deec MSN (I know) article discussing the Netflix Q1 earnings report, and write this thing. That means it took me less time to both research and futz around and summarize a lot of the various angles that go into this topic... than it did for this motherfucker to read one tweet and blather on about fucking nothing
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Clownfish actually put out a video on it that was 18 minutes long and they actually did a better job than Tim as they covered a lot of different topics like the introduction of more streaming services, free services like Roku, the price increases, and how wrong estimates were when it came to subscriber growth as analysts were projecting a large gain when in reality Netflix lost 200k subscribers, which they even pointed out wasn't the biggest problem but the next estimate projected that Netflix would lose millions and that was probably being priced in.

Amazing when two Disney autists have more journalistic integrity than a "journalist" with a media "empire". Oh well, at least he has the chickens to fallback on.
 
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Blacklight said:
The last "news' bit, and I put news in quotations because it's 5 minutes of him reading news and 28 minutes of him sucking his own cock through his pants.

"Timcast this. Timcast that. I'm making children's books, animations, video games. Pop culture crisis is SO good"

God damn. His pop culture show barely breaks 30k views per video and this retard wants to make video games and cartoons for kids?
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He desperately wants to be bought or merge with the Daily Wire. I don't think he has any business acumen and is more than likely in a lot of debt.
 
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Claptrap Alex said:
He desperately wants to be bought or merge with the Daily Wire. I don't think he has any business acumen and is more than likely in a lot of debt.
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Much like Robocop 1 in the trilogy, Tim is only one worth buying out. Every other part like his employees or his other shows are worthless. Even then, he'd be functionally Alan Combs to the Daily Wire where they say they got a token liberal on the show that real liberals despise.
 
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