Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

[Value Size]

6 minutes into the podcast and Tim is flexing about $600 honey. This dude is asking to go the way of MC Hammer

 

[Xarpho]

6 minutes into the podcast and Tim is flexing about $600 honey. This dude is asking to go the way of MC Hammer

Well remembered if only for one song, a style of pants, and endorsing a line of stick-on hooks 30 years later?

 

[ForTheHoard]

6 minutes into the podcast and Tim is flexing about $600 honey. This dude is asking to go the way of MC Hammer

They said it was bitter so it's probably royal jelly and not honey. Both come from bees but one is delicious and the other is gross.

 

[Retink]

6 minutes into the podcast and Tim is flexing about $600 honey. This dude is asking to go the way of MC Hammer

The best part is Ian had the same honey but cheaper and with more of whatever made it special in it. I actually ended up with some of that as someone I knew had some and just gave me a jar (Ian's style not Tims so 30$ a jar instead of 200$) and it tastes like honey with menthol in it.

It's this shit for people wondering Manuka honey:

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

They said it was bitter so it's probably royal jelly and not honey. Both come from bees but one is delicious and the other is gross.

lmao. Royal Jelly is bee sperm.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Alright, so Tim is moral-fagging again and this time he's completely missing the point. He is saying that moving immigrants deeper into the country is helping the Democrats, as if the Republicans are some united group that need to act in force against them. No, these governors represent their state and their state alone. If the country floods with migrants, as long as those migrants aren't in Texas and Arizona, these governors are winning. It shouldn't need to be explained to Tim, but he's a leftist, so he doesn't understand the idea of individuality over collective identity.

But the real cow shit starts at 26:39

"I think the problem we face is mismanagement. We have too many people doing jobs that don't matter, getting paid money for resources we don't need to make. Like, people need food and shelter. But people are spending money on nonsense things. They are producing things that don't matter, that aren't helping anyone. It is wasteful."

So, first of all, entertainment doesn't matter. Tim does not produce anything of value, and the only reason he can make any sort of profit at all is because of the mismanaged spending of others. But moving past that, he bought a $15,000 dollar sword. He bought a bunch of Canadian coins. He bought 25 years worth of emergency food. And yet he comes out every night and says "oh no, YouTube is definitely going to ban me guys, you need to support me on my website!"

 

[Value Size]

Alright, so Tim is moral-fagging again and this time he's completely missing the point. He is saying that moving immigrants deeper into the country is helping the Democrats, as if the Republicans are some united group that need to act in force against them. No, these governors represent their state and their state alone. If the country floods with migrants, as long as those migrants aren't in Texas and Arizona, these governors are winning. It shouldn't need to be explained to Tim, but he's a leftist, so he doesn't understand the idea of individuality over collective identity.

But the real cow shit starts at 26:39

"I think the problem we face is mismanagement. We have too many people doing jobs that don't matter, getting paid money for resources we don't need to make. Like, people need food and shelter. But people are spending money on nonsense things. They are producing things that don't matter, that aren't helping anyone. It is wasteful."

So, first of all, entertainment doesn't matter. Tim does not produce anything of value, and the only reason he can make any sort of profit at all is because of the mismanaged spending of others. But moving past that, he bought a $15,000 dollar sword. He bought a bunch of Canadian coins. He bought 25 years worth of emergency food. And yet he comes out every night and says "oh no, YouTube is definitely going to ban me guys, you need to support me on my website!"

I question how much of Tim's naked hypocrisy is him not practicing what he preaches vs simply being too stupid to understand that he goes against everything he bitches about. Considering he seems to talk himself into oblivion I wouldn't put it past him to just not understand the irony in half the shit he says.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

The best part is Ian had the same honey but cheaper and with more of whatever made it special in it. I actually ended up with some of that as someone I knew had some and just gave me a jar (Ian's style not Tims so 30$ a jar instead of 200$) and it tastes like honey with menthol in it.

It's this shit for people wondering Manuka honey:
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Bro, I think someone must be trying to poison you because Manuka Honey does not taste at all like menthol. It's extremely floral and damn good honey. I've had that same exact brand, same exact formulation, several times before. You could argue you don't like the floral taste, but there isn't even a hint of menthol.

Also, Tim Pool is a balding retard and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Kevin Grumbles]

I question how much of Tim's naked hypocrisy is him not practicing what he preaches vs simply being too stupid to understand that he goes against everything he bitches about. Considering he seems to talk himself into oblivion I wouldn't put it past him to just not understand the irony in half the shit he says.

He definitely has a "Do as I say, not as I do" streak. Not sure how much of it is blatant stupidity as it is idealism and ego. He does do some decent work, he does serve as someone I can point family members at who is "safe" enough for them not to run crying back to their preferred TV news channel when there's a news story or person of interest I really want them to pay attention to, but he thinks way more of himself and some of his antics than they actually are.

He lucked out because he's a normal guy with above average drive trying really hard in an industry that's been overrun with complete morons. People bring up the movie Idiocracy a lot, as has Tim in the past, and compare it to the current world and talk about how they feel a lot like the main character in it. They'd do well to remember he wasn't some amazingly profound genius, he was just your average idiot in a world that went full retard. A little humility would go a long way.

 

[Zaryiu2]

https://rumble.com/v1dzo5h-timcast-irl-shut-down-mid-stream-crew-discusses-why-episode-was-removed.html

Well, someone fucked up their HTML and this became public. Have a link.

He doesn't have a fence post up his ass, he is the fence and a scumbag or st least really slimy

 

[Cat Attack]

No idea, but considering all these neat Nintendo Switch games he's buying me I assume "Japanese Nationalist."

Already ranted about it, but here he is once again backtracking and admitting there was method to the madness. Can't be forced to eat the bugs if you're too busy eating your own words, right?

Did want to quibble about his "It's like starting a fire to say that there's a fire." comment, though. No, it's more akin to starting a fire to show that the fire alarms / suppression systems aren't working, preferably while the building is full of the people assuring everyone how amazingly well it works and that anyone saying different is a damned liar. You can complain all day that you would prefer a different tactic, but sometimes you need to just accept what gets results.

All these lolcow political grifters have this same flaw. On the right you have Timmy and Quartering talking about unquestioning consoomerism is ruining America and how service work is worthless while they Livestream themselves neck deep in Funco Pops, McDonald's burgers, and novelty swords. On the left you have Hasan preaching about how capitalism is the problem wearing a year's rent on his wrist with his Lambo triple parked outside. I'm not going to be the "oh yeah criticizing consumerism/capitalism sent from your IPHONE, checkmate" guy but there's a limit where it becomes fucking rediculous when you build this empire complaining about "unnecessary" shit then flagrantly blow more money on same dumb shit a year than your average fan makes after taxes all while effectively working for a virtual monopoly company like Google or Amazon. Can't believe these fucking idiots that treat these people as the authority on what culture should be like. If we are going to start eliminating useless shit twitch/YouTube talking heads are on the top of the list and all their favorite toys are next. Surrender your skate park beanie boy then we can talk about stockpiling survival rations. Pretty sure no one who thinks a civil war or famine is actually coming is building a half pipe in their back yard.

 

[Value Size]

It will never cease to amaze me how Tim can go from saying "perhaps we need a great reset cause humans will just otherwise mindlessly consume" and shit and then flex about some retarded ass thing he spent way too much money on (all while his fans give him money). Remember when Tim raked in thousands just showing an empty room for 4 hours

 

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

It will never cease to amaze me how Tim can go from saying "perhaps we need a great reset cause humans will just otherwise mindlessly consume" and shit and then flex about some retarded ass thing he spent way too much money on (all while his fans give him money). Remember when Tim raked in thousands just showing an empty room for 4 hours

Tim will never touch his simps' peepees.

 

[Retink]

Bro, I think someone must be trying to poison you because Manuka Honey does not taste at all like menthol. It's extremely floral and damn good honey. I've had that same exact brand, same exact formulation, several times before. You could argue you don't like the floral taste, but there isn't even a hint of menthol.

Also, Tim Pool is a balding retard and I would not have sex with him.

Could just be that I don't know how to properly describe the flavor either. What I got out of it to the best descriptor I can give is it tastes what menthol smells like in my opinion, think Vick's Vaporub, or a really specific anis/Amaranth flavor. All of those things have a similar flavor profile to each other and the honey, just different in intensity.

He lucked out because he's a normal guy with above average drive trying really hard in an industry that's been overrun with complete morons. People bring up the movie Idiocracy a lot, as has Tim in the past, and compare it to the current world and talk about how they feel a lot like the main character in it. They'd do well to remember he wasn't some amazingly profound genius, he was just your average idiot in a world that went full retard. A little humility would go a long way.

A lot of people also don't realize they're part of the Idiocracy when pointing and laughing at others. The whole horse paste thing was highly reminiscent of the water scene, just replace "you mean like out of the toilet?" with "like horses eat?" and you get much the same result when looking at those who think Joe Rogan and others are such idiots for taking medication doctors prescribed to them.

 

[Value Size]

A lot of people also don't realize they're part of the Idiocracy when pointing and laughing at others. The whole horse paste thing was highly reminiscent of the water scene, just replace "you mean like out of the toilet?" with "like horses eat?" and you get much the same result when looking at those who think Joe Rogan and others are such idiots for taking medication doctors prescribed to them.

The horse paste thing was absolutely infuriating. The fact that it was an effective campaign was the most depressing thing I've seen in a while.

 

[Retink]

The horse paste thing was absolutely infuriating. The fact that it was an effective campaign was the most depressing thing I've seen in a while.

The whole election cycle and the news media around it made me realize that people aren't going to be swayed by those like Tim and really it's easier to change opinion with made up bullshit like Saul Alinsky would do.

 

[Kevin Grumbles]

The horse paste thing was absolutely infuriating. The fact that it was an effective campaign was the most depressing thing I've seen in a while.

The real sad part is that you actually CAN take the horse paste just fine as long as you know to dose it out properly. It's like trying to say Children's Tylenol and regular Tylenol are entirely different drugs and not just the base acetaminophen in different dosages.

Sure, you might get a stomach ache or something if cleanliness standards aren't the same as meds intended for humans, but if you're staring down the barrel of life threatening illness or parasitic infection you have far worse problems.

 

[Wesley Willis]

All these lolcow political grifters have this same flaw. On the right you have Timmy and Quartering talking about unquestioning consoomerism is ruining America and how service work is worthless while they Livestream themselves neck deep in Funco Pops, McDonald's burgers, and novelty swords. On the left you have Hasan preaching about how capitalism is the problem wearing a year's rent on his wrist with his Lambo triple parked outside. I'm not going to be the "oh yeah criticizing consumerism/capitalism sent from your IPHONE, checkmate" guy but there's a limit where it becomes fucking rediculous when you build this empire complaining about "unnecessary" shit then flagrantly blow more money on same dumb shit a year than your average fan makes after taxes all while effectively working for a virtual monopoly company like Google or Amazon. Can't believe these fucking idiots that treat these people as the authority on what culture should be like. If we are going to start eliminating useless shit twitch/YouTube talking heads are on the top of the list and all their favorite toys are next. Surrender your skate park beanie boy then we can talk about stockpiling survival rations. Pretty sure no one who thinks a civil war or famine is actually coming is building a half pipe in their back yard.

Like this isn't the biggest waste of money ever.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Like this isn't the biggest waste of money ever.

The fact the autist has fans that pay for that stupid chicken channel is pathetic. I have chickens. They're not that interesting after a few years. His fans could prep for the civil war by actually buying some and learning to raise them

 

[ForTheHoard]

The fact the autist has fans that pay for that stupid chicken channel is pathetic. I have chickens. They're not that interesting after a few years. His fans could prep for the civil war by actually buying some and learning to raise them

I leave it on for the dogs sometimes when I leave the house, but I grew up with chickens. If they don't have them running some sort of chicken ninja warrior course, it's going to be boring. I do think it kind of sucks for a lot of their orbiter shows because their financial success will always be compared to a bunch of security cams looking at a chicken coop.

The real question is, if the revenue for Chicken City starts to drop, will he turn it into a Condemned style cockfighting gambling stream?