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Do you think Tim keeps the beanie on even during sex?
Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs
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Yes.
And I believe Tim Pool turns and looks at himself in a mirror Patrick Bateman wise and says "I was a skater, I worked at an airport, I was on Joe Rogan"
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This song is like those vanity music videos that rich girls get for their sweet 16.
Except it's for a middle aged bald guy stuck in the early 2000s.
Except it's for a middle aged bald guy stuck in the early 2000s.
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Sounds like a cross between 30 Seconds to Mars and Owl City. Something a Not Like Other Girls Basic Bitch would listen to in her dorm room while crying. Very manly Tim. Well, at least he made something so cheesy it makes Coheed and Cambria sound metal in comparison.
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A show Tim kinda liked predictably shit the bed on the second episode and now he's choking down black pills so hard you'd think Rogan's doctor prescribed them to him. Also seems to be really down about creating stuff even though his song is doing fairly well, despite some admitted screwing up of the back-end marketing and platforming it. Dude needs to get some guests on who've learned to laugh at it all rather than being so utterly miserable about it. We knew She-Hulk was going to be shit, they knew it was going to be shit when they were making it, we're doing the same song and dance we've been doing for a few years now.
Yeah, yeah, "muh Russian bots and trolls are review bombing it" so they don't have to admit to the slowly waking upper execs that they're creatively bankrupt hacks who couldn't sell lemonade, even if you made it and handed it out for them for free, without scaring all their customers away screaming that lemons are racist. You've had Nerdrotic on your show, Tim. Not that I don't have shit to say about him and FNT making me want to repeatedly introduce my face to the pavement lately, but you should have listened to him better back then and learned to expect this and to laugh instead of somehow being so blind sided and crushed because your green mommy milkers went sour.
I assume, if he hadn't read it before, that the MTG thing about Kiwi Farms got him to see his thread so... If you're reading, Tim, as all lolcows do with their threads: Keep making your stuff if you're having fun and have an audience. This one song wasn't my thing so I'll make fun of it, and Twitter is going to hate you regardless because you're an "evil right winger", but you have other things you produce and a growing audience for for all of it. Everyone gets their stuff made fun of. Some people even make fun of the shit they actually like. Hell, I still give you $10 a month myself. Shut up and be happy at your success, you fence riding faggot.
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I disagree because he's not good at doing news or current events either. He used to be good at it, which is why I don't like him these days.
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I never watch Tim Pool so I wouldn't know. Nor do I really care.
But the music video is still shit. It's chick music made by some bald guy in a beanie.
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I have said this before, but it bears repeating now: The existence of this video and videos like it shows how Tim is truly, deeply narcissistic. He has an entirely separate channel for this sort of thing, Pop Culture Crisis. But any time something serious comes up, something that he can make some big point on, he doesn't make a special guest appearance on Pop Culture Crisis. Maybe that would actually, I don't know, boost the show a bit, since the people who watch Timcast channels like Tim. No. He just goes on to talk about it himself. What possible reason would anyone have to subscribe to this channel if they know they can get the exact same content with a more experienced talk show person that they actually like?
By putting content out like this, first of all this video is just Tim bitching about a show for the fourth or fifth time instead of actually reporting relevant news, but secondly, it is actively stopping his employees from getting any chance to actually shine in their chosen field. This is why you actually have separate departments at a company instead of just doing everything yourself. Tim cannot help himself.
I think it was Jordan Peterson who said "A good manager makes themselves superfluous." Tim is the exact opposite of this. He is completely vital to the structure of his entire company, he micro manages and controls everything and he never allows any of his team a moment to actually succeed.
Flip: Draw 2
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Ride wife.
Life good.
Wife fight back.
Kill wife.
Wife gone.
Think about wife.
Regret.
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That frame really accentuates the dude's brow and ridge. Tim Pool should have used him in a caveman themed video instead.
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Aydin Paladin
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I actually liked the song and generally like Tim as a person a lot - he's always been very cool to me - but I can't listen to his political content right now because he keeps talking about the negative reaction to the video/song in every single video. My dude, just ignore it. The more you talk about it the more people will make fun of it and it turns off people who just want to hear about the news.
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Oh hey Aydin. Nice to see you in here, got any big brain takes about why Tim seems to have a fence post lodged so far up his own ass he wears a beanie to try and hide it? Please see attached image for a artist's depiction of what this might look like.
Also holy shit, Tim was in rare form in the last video nearly breaking into tears about 'civil war' to to mention calling Vaush a 'well read' individual. The only reading Vaush does is learning about how much horse cock he can handle before he turns into the next Mr.Hands.
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Just send him a recent pic of yourself. The violent wave of nausea he'll feel upon seeing it will shut him up for a good long while.
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Him going on and on about the song is what did it and not his constant harping on civil war or dick sucking of people like RA and Vaush?
Value Size
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3/4ths of this song is just buildup. Gotta do better than this.
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You have to understand, he's half-korean.
Tim has a keen ability to organize people (...initially) and to not immediately repulse people. He's amicable and inoffensive - it takes a knowledge of the subject matter to realize he's bullshitting 99% of the time. He needs to withdraw his ego and largely withdraw himself as a pundit, and focus on being managerial. This clashes with the brand he's made for himself, though, which is a real thinker.
He has almost nothing to say on the vast majority of topics, which is why it so often slots into one of his three or four fischer-price spin-n-play themes. It's the Dave Rubin disease, where a clueless but well-meaning guy initially gets some attention because he's getting interesting people on to talk about interesting things in long-form format, then he gets an ego, and then he realizes there's so many fucking dollar bills to be made if you just pander to idiots, and then he mistakes making money as having authoritative, insightful takes.