Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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I have no idea what it is with this Eliza chick, she must give unreal head, like suck your soul out levels to cause this level of sperg-out to protect her. Twitter went apeshit, Tim seems to feel it's worth torpedoing his podcast over to defend muh lady's honor. Like all Timmeh has to do, is take the L, say she wasn't vetted enough and make a joke about how his team is no match for the group autism of the internet.
 
Now i might be sucking my own dick but.

Is there a Clown AI voice? Imagine a Clown Voice AI reading A&H articles.
If you can find a clip of Pennywise clear voice or any other clown voice that's clear to hear you can generate it through the ai site but I think you need to buy a subscription to use your own
 
I give you a late sticker because he's been grifting for years. Anyways, there are a lot of other shows that do what Tim does, but better in some way: Lotus Eaters, Salty Cracker, Matt Christiansen, Razorfist off the top of my head. A&N does a better job these days than Tim. There is absolutely no reason to stay subscribed.
Salty cracker is so high energy autistic. It has a charm to keep people tuned in. He beats Tim because they know where he stands wheras Tim is getting pozzed by the fence post that like his opinions people flip on whether they like him or not
 

Rekieta detractor has a good clip of his sperging on her channel.
This clip is so retarded and I had to relisten and make notes.

0:39 - You will never wave money in my face and make me disavow anybody. That's what he does every fucking day with Susan and YT censoring. I used to think he was a fence sitter because he actually was a centrist or whatever but I realized it's just so he can continue the grift.

1:17 - She's not important to me. She's not a member of Congress. She doesn't enact policy. She is a low-tier Internet personality that for some reason people are desperately obsessed with. - Tim acts like he only interviews Gaetz, Cruz or MTG. Dude, you've had plenty of shit-their guests on your show. Even the literal-who? rappers he's had on lately.

1:34 - People aren't going to come here and threaten like, "I will cancel my membership because you're not talking about someone no one ever heard of." - You just had this bitch on a month ago and this isn't her first visit. How can you pretend she's someone no one ever heard of, including your audience?

1:44 - You know, what's funny about Jack Murphy and Eliza blue is that; here's what happens. People ask questions about these personalities and know most people listening are like, "I have no idea who these people are..." - Nigger, the only reason most people know who Jack Murphy is is that you had him on every Wednesday. Gaslighting.

2:06 - The people who watch have no idea what the people in the chat are talking about when it comes to Eliza Bleu or Jack Murphy. He's referring to people who watch his clip channels. He's trying to say that folks who watch his clips aren't gonna know who chat is talking about. Again, see above statement. And live chat is different than posted comments or is Tim too retarded to know the difference? He turns around and asks his guest if he knows who Eliza Bleu is and he says he only knows because he heard them talk about her; a perfect example of what I mean. Tim didn't get the answer he wanted so he continues his monologue.

2:21 - So what I think is going on, to be completely honest, is that the people who are claiming they hate her are actually probably a paid reputational firm to promote her. - And here's the big cope. While I have no doubt that happens, Tim is just trying to spin this like the MSM and the Russian/Trump hoax shit. Trying to deflect from him having her on his show, paying to have a "tell-all" article that was a complete flop and doing no research into her prior to coming on, he claims that some rep firm is trying to help her by being hated. It makes no sense. It doesn't help the narrative she wants to portray. Occam's Razor says she fucked up and is trying to fix it but big brain Tim wants to make it some conspiracy to be famous.

2:39 - There's no such thing as bad press. - If that's so, why all the deflection and gaslighting?

3:22 - She's never been more famous because of this - If you read so much news and keep up with what's going on, you'd know this hasn't helped her.

3:27 - I told Shane Cashman I didn't want him to do the story. He goes into saying Cashman interviewed Ye, Kari Lake and then was supposed to get Andrew Tate. Most gaslighting about Eliza's notability. Says he didn't want her interviewed because she just wanted to be famous. I'm kinda tempted to listen to that episode because I'd bet there's a soundbite to counter that.

4:52 - Someone's getting paid. It's a PR stunt. - So how much did you get paid back in January to have her on because you had her on RIGHT after shit started to hit the fan.

5:33 - Congratulations everybody! You did exactly what the money paid for and here we are addressing it, just for you. Hope the money was worth it. - The hate and smugness here are off the charters. I just wanted to highlight how unhinged he was here.

6:45 - You want to know why I think these people got censored on Twitter? I think it's possible..... It's a PR stunt targeting people who talk about free speech with censorship to trick them into promoting an individual trying to be famous and they all walked right into it. - Holy shit, so Jeremy and Venti were tricked in some heinous scheme. What an incredible mastermind! She WANTED people to uncover her escort ad music video because that makes her famous! The mental gymnastics required to justify this would qualify for the Olympics.

7:09 - Ian rambles on and beanie guards Tim.

8:57 - It's like that line from Pirates of the Caribbean..... - Had to hit our Disney quota. But he thinks she's getting some kind of positive name recognition which is dumb imo.

9:34 - The reality is most of the people spamming us, they're not real people. - Way to shit on your audience, Tim. I'm sure this will work wonders. This is what alot of people are going to hear and be turned off by.

10:44 - I'm not going to be involved in that stuff. That's the extent that I'm willing to be involved in it and to anybody who has no idea who these people are, I thought it was worth talking about so you can understand how these PR reputation management firms work. - Now he's just trying to educate his audience. Why educated them if the people requesting you talk about her aren't real? Doesn't make sense.

11:28 - Mary says I'm not a paid bot Tim I've been a supporter for years, I hope you realize what an insane take this is. This is an insult to your viewers and supporters. Well I got nothing else to say. I mean.... -
Says he doesn't care after some stuttering. Then goes into a tirade about how people will like you one minute and hate you the next. His narcissism really won't let him see a different opinion. That was a well-worded criticism and instead of taking any time to consider it, he just immediately dismisses it. As much as he bitches about ivory towers, he lives on one called the Cast Castle and it gives him a great video of his audience down below, bitching and moaning while giving him money at the same time.

12:36 - It's remarkable to me when Jeremy Hambly goes on his show and says something like, "Tim won't address the Jack Murphy stuff" and it's like..... Interesting.... I wonder if anybody who is paying attention to a Chinese balloon carrying potential explosives [over] the United States is concerned about what some video some guy produced - This was what inspired me to make this post. Holy shit. The unwarranted self-importance here is off the charts. Mr Beanie thinks he's any different than the Quartering. Dipshit, you two do the same shit. I've already wasted too much time with this post that I don't care to clip video titles but I'd imagine you can find the same stories on both channels pretty easily. Tim thinks he's above and beyond everybody else in the field and he's hilariously ignorant at how he's basically turned into control opposition by playing the YT game with no real prospects of growing. How hard was it to keep up with a fucking balloon, Tim?

12:56 - So if like you're interested in interpersonal drama and e-girl celebrity stuff, Timcast is not the channel for you and if that's the case then I don't want your money. - I'm still trying to see how he sits up in that chair with no backbone. Just gaslight the masses and downplay your role in events you helped along and you too can grift boomers who think you're the 'sensible liberal'.

Elissa ends with a clip of Ian being a retard and that atleast put a smile on my face. I hope my autism storm brightens your day as well.
 
I find it funny he accuses his subscribers and money pigs as "paid bots" working on behalf of a PR firm for Eliza while he goes on his Frosk rage rant.

Knowing what I know, I would say he is trying an old old tactic, the tactic of "Accuse your enemy of what you are doing before they get a chance to lay it on you."

Calling it now, bald beanie boy is being paid by the personalities that come on his show. He is the PR firm. He is the new MSM.
 
I have no idea what it is with this Eliza chick, she must give unreal head, like suck your soul out levels to cause this level of sperg-out to protect her. Twitter went apeshit, Tim seems to feel it's worth torpedoing his podcast over to defend muh lady's honor. Like all Timmeh has to do, is take the L, say she wasn't vetted enough and make a joke about how his team is no match for the group autism of the internet.
I'm more of the impression that Tim can't handle anyone thinking he did something wrong or made a mistake, so he has to sperg out to say that he is perfect.

DSP voice: "I did nothing wrong; I did everything correct."

Tim clearly has to be the smartest person in the room, and when he isn't he spergs out. He doesn't want to take the L not because he cares about Eliza, but because he can't handle taking Ls in general.
 
Yeah Tim should have realized his fans will make things uncomfortable for his big name audience. He keeps saying it's e-drama but all he had to say was that they didn't vet Eliza enough and will only have her on to address the aligations. He would have wiped himself clean and fans moved on. Hopefully his fans see how much of a sperg he is and drop his ass
The "e-girl" drama thing is really what has me scratching my head. This guy posts exactly that on a weekly basis. He had just posted that video about deepfake porn of some twitch thot less than 24 hours before his meltdown. It's almost unbelievable that he could be so deluded, if it wasn't Dim Fool himself.
I wanted to compile a list of all of his videos that a reasonable person would constitute as "e-girl drama" but a simple cursory look at the timcastnews channel proves my point. There's easily 5+ videos like that in the past week.
 

Karlyn Borysenko, a massive lolcow in her own right is replaying private Timcast content from last night.

>Tim admits she's a grifter
>Holy shit Tim said everyone who dug up her pass is similar to TDS (6:30)
>7:10 Tim says QuarterPounder is not his friend
>8:30 Tim says QuarterPounder made a threat to him, at about 9:15 admits he got mad at the cuck beard photoshops
>15:20 Tim says Jack Murphy got attacked harder than Trump
>16:05 Ian talks about the Jack Murphy hat with Tim
>18:40 Tim jokes about making a song because Jeremy was shit talking him. earlier the Dr says Tim can't handle light shit talking because he's autistic. There you have it, a psychologist says Tim's autistic
>20:40 Tim banned Murphy because of how he handled the situation[/SPOILER]
 
>Holy shit Tim said everyone who dug up her pass is similar to TDS (6:30)
The fuck is wrong with the dude? The issue with digging into Trump's past is that it doesn't have any bearing on his current performance, and if it did, then it would be useful information. Eliza's whole business model is based on her status as a victim.

Tim's the journalistic equivalent of CNN and TYT at this point.

>18:40 Tim jokes about making a song because Jeremy was shit talking him. earlier the Dr says Tim can't handle light shit talking because he's autistic. There you have it, a psychologist says Tim's autistic
Wouldn't surprise me, Tim seems incredibly thin skinned.
 
"I don't cover e-girl drama" Tim Pool
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Karlyn Borysenko, a massive lolcow in her own right is replaying private Timcast content from last night.
My ultimate cow crossover fantasy draft would be Karlyn joining Rekieta’s wine mom harem on locals and fucking it to death with BPD schizophrenia.

There’s already a clusterfuck going on, she’d pop up like the shopkeeper in Needful Things and I’m 90% sure it would spill over into real life, all while everyone is calling themselves libertarians at the top of their lungs
 
18:40 Tim jokes about making a song because Jeremy was shit talking him. earlier the Dr says Tim can't handle light shit talking because he's autistic. There you have it, a psychologist says Tim's autistic
It's not because he's autistic, it's because he has HAPA rage. Not to mention his ego probably has its own zipcode at this point.
 
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