Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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one of the first declared candidates for president under the Libertarian Party, in the 2024 election.
So a random homeless person?

-Another case of Chad Ian vs. Virgin Tim. When discussing the potential invasion of Alaska, Tim brings up Fallout 3. Ian says such a thing would only be answered with complete devastation of whomever tried:
Ian's great, his first go to is to nuke the shit out of anyone who invades you which is probably a legitimate tactic in some situations. I'm not pro nuking randomly, but if one nuclear power invades another there's some consideration there for nuking, not only to show force, but because those two forces have entered a game of chicken where if the invading force loses substantially it may resort to nukes as it has already shown willingness to escalate aggression because of the invasion.

-Ian, probably unintentionally, dings Tim for his interruptions:
This was my favorite part of the show, Ian just openly insults the show and for how it mistreats its guests. Tim needs to not be a narcissist as he has his own daily uploads for the people who want to go and see him specifically, the people who watch IRL want to see the guests and cohosts more than Tim usually.
 
Also searching for this clip made me realize that Sam Seder is obsessed with him
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This one is my favourite, because it looks like Ian let loose a mighty belch, & then is immediately embarrassed about it.

& Tim, for once, is right. Sam Sedar is obsessed with him. Whether it is jealousy over the views Tim gets, or the supposed oodles of cash coming to the Branch Timidian compound, I could not say.
 
Made funnier by the fact that they are so crazy that even when they are right they are somehow always wrong.
The easiest way to explain it is something like the anti-work Reddit, a place that had some points about poor working conditions and employers, only to be operated by a troon that works six hours a week as a dog walker and thinks that's too much because it takes away from their time committing consent accidents.

It's like their whole thing is to find a mediocre problem and identify it, then they figure out the worst possible solution and find the most retarded person to present it publicly. It's like how they think a woodchipper is a solution to orphaned kids instead of adoption reform and more support of orphanage programs to provide better conditions.
 
Ladies and gentleman, we got him:
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It gets even better:
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Tim had Adam Coleman, a writer for several outlets, as the guest.
Hannah & Ian were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-If anyone asks, I am merely "advertising" Timcast IRL:


-Ian has become more violent in his imagery, Tim grows concerned:


-Ian fears that a student loan bailout will see people become upset at those taking "tits off the government":


-Tim thinks we will see states arm up with PMCs to enforce their laws outside their boundaries:


-Hannah browses 4chan:


-Tim finally got a full interview with Kanye. Chubby Kanye, that is:


-Tim got all the viewer's home assistants to put updates for Timcast on their phones...While Hannah rejects even working at a location with one:


-A super chatter requests Hannah reenact the Tiffany Gomas incident:
 
Tonight I learned Hannah browses 4chan and is schizo about Alexa/Google/Siri/etc

It's getting really hard not to simp
Remember, at one point Tim's chat was simping for Lydia because she's catholic and made a few Helicopter jokes. This was also right before she got fat during covid and became the legendary Braphog that hunted down @Retink. Meanwhile @Retink Retunk is the only sleepless simp.
 

Tim did not have a debate booked for The Culture War, so it was a one-on-one with Kevin Paffrath, a real estate broker & entrepreneur, called Meet Kevin online, to discuss the problems facing the economy.
The bloke has the affectations of a man trying to sell me an extended warranty for my vinyl siding, if that makes sense.
Oddly enough, Kevin would start asking questions of Tim, as if he were hosting the episode.
I think it allowed Tim to indulge in talking about his favourite topic: Tim.

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Tim had Jimmy Corsetti, a Youtuber that focuses on conspiracies, ancient archaeology.
Ian & Phil were co-hosting.
Took until 16:47 for Jimmy to posit the first conspiracy theory, & it goes into general post-apocalyptic survival talk.

Clip Collection:
-Apparently the Lauren Southern documentary on gun control, called Infringed, has hit a legal snag:


-Tim has drained the Civil War well dry, so now he is off to the bold, new frontier of Nuclear War:


-Not only does Tim choose the middle of the pack 3D Fallout, over the superior New Vegas, he could not keep his analogy in his head long enough to make it...:


-Ian hard shifts from death by infection talk in the post-apocalypse to how pole shifts affect humans:


-If you were missing Seamus' bible talk, Jimmy brings up some verses:


-Like Bruce Leroy, Ian's got the flow (state):


-I guess Ian is a fan of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Steelball Run. Also, Tim is such a buzzkill for Ian's woo-woo moments...At least Phil tries to engage with him, with some respect & explain things without resorting to "No, you are just wrong":


-Tim goes full Neil DeGrasse Tyson (sadly no Norm MacDonald to put him in his place) "Your life is meaningless. in this uncaring universe":


-Tim talks about emotional connections with animals. Ian recommends taking acid to further that connection:


-The panel talks about how intelligent octopi are. Phil says even if we gave octopi a Krang body, it could still not understand the world as we do:


Also, Phil is wrong, I know many a man that has found a reason to dive into an anonymous hole...
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-Phil brings up the importance of cooking meat had upon apes evolving bigger brains, as it provides better calorie usage, as cooked flesh is more digestable. Ian asks if they cooked magic mushrooms with the meat:
 
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Tim did not have a debate booked for The Culture War, so it was a one-on-one with Kevin Paffrath, a real estate broker & entrepreneur, called Meet Kevin online, to discuss the problems facing the economy.
The bloke has the affectations of a man trying to sell me an extended warranty for my vinyl siding, if that makes sense.
Oddly enough, Kevin would start asking questions of Tim, as if he were hosting the episode.
I think it allowed Tim to indulge in talking about his favourite topic: Tim.
Meet Kevin was an ok real estate youtuber that became a scammer with the PPP money, and selling stock picks after admitting he knows nothing about stocks in a previous video and as such he'd never make recommendations. He then proceeded to get a hilarious DUI where he drank on stream to prove he's not drunk.


Oh, and he got arrested for showing up to Grant Cardone's office dressed as an elf and trying to break in after being told to leave multiple times.

Edit: He's also supposedly a flaggot.
 
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I don't follow this guy but he popped up in my feed with that Food Lion tweet and I immediately saw that he was lying. You can see a half gallon carton of heavy cream in his fucking bag, which he doesn't even mention.

Food Lion is almost Piggly Wiggly tier of cheap. It's what you find in almost every southern town and ghetto.
 
To add to the Food Lion thing, I've never been to one, but chips and dip, especially when you buy multiple bottles and bags of it adds up quick. Those are items that seem cheap but are oddly pricey in stores, at least where I am.

Also, Tim has shit like Wagyu Beef, six hundred dollar jars of honey, and overpriced novelty pizza crusts shipped to his compound constantly, he probably bought some weird retarded shit that's overpriced like his $15k Chinisium meteor sword.
 
I have your back @Blacklight:

-Tim's supposed $110 in groceries:
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-Someone ran through a similar amount of food, as far as we can see in the bags, & it came to around $40:
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-Because it is a slow Twitter day & a holiday weekend in America, someone else used another service to estimate the cost & came to around $27:
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-& of course, because it is an e-celebrity's post, begun the Community Notes War has...:
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This is likely a very ⏰ post, but anyone knows what happened to Luke Rudkowski, formerly on Tim Pool's show each night?
Did a forum search and couldn't find anything.
He's obviously selling supplements, just like Alex Jones and PJW and so many others.
Horrific professional decay. This dude literally risked his safety by sneaking in events and challenging very rich elites, he still has the vids on his channel. Rothschilds, Bernanake, Kissinger.
Now he's in some cuckshed reading tabloid news and selling Brainfart. WTF.
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This is likely a very ⏰ post, but anyone knows what happened to Luke Rudkowski, formerly on Tim Pool's show each night?
Did a forum search and couldn't find anything.
He's obviously selling supplements, just like Alex Jones and PJW and so many others.
Horrific professional decay. This dude literally risked his safety by sneaking in events and challenging very rich elites, he still has the vids on his channel. Rothschilds, Bernanake, Kissinger.
Now he's in some cuckshed reading tabloid news and selling Brainfart. WTF.
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I remember the dude selling t-shirts about a year ago on Tim's show. Not very good shirts either just cheap ones with bad slogans. So I think its a slow decline into garbage shilling.
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Timmy kicked Luke to the curb because he's a DeDantis supporter. He has less reach now.
I hope his pup is okay.

Luke should probably start his own coffee company now.

To add to the Food Lion thing, I've never been to one, but chips and dip, especially when you buy multiple bottles and bags of it adds up quick. Those are items that seem cheap but are oddly pricey in stores, at least where I am.

Also, Tim has shit like Wagyu Beef, six hundred dollar jars of honey, and overpriced novelty pizza crusts shipped to his compound constantly, he probably bought some weird retarded shit that's overpriced like his $15k Chinisium meteor sword.

I just spent $29.56 at Winn Dixie. It would have been $41.25 if I didn't have a Winn Dixie card.

I got a little more than a bag of chips.

A 1.2 pound T-Bone Steak.
2 packages of Portabello Mushrooms (Bogo)
A package of live Alfalfa Sprouts
Greek Yogurt (house brand)
Milk
Redi Whip Whipped cream .

Is it possible that Timmy gave one of his employees a pile of cash and sent them to the store and they just kept the change?

He did brag about buying expensive bottles of liquor that were behind the counter at his local liquor store that didn't have price tags on them(not the Papi). I think some people may see Tim coming and out grift the grifter.

Damn, the simp replies defending Timmy against that Community Note on his shopping trip are hilarious.

Edited because last nights edibles overdose hasn't worn off yet.


Oh shit. I've just been warned by a note on my profile that I've doxed my location by disclosing the store I shopped at and the prices.

Apparently now it's possible to determine that I live on the Coast of Florida near Tampa Bay not far from the revered birthplace of Ron DeSantis.

I shall anxiously await the now inevitable attack of the troons .
 
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