💰 Grifter Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Blacklight said:
Got two things to say.

The fuck is up with people wanting to strip away online anonymous posting? I get the left wanting to but you have retards like Boring and that cunt running for the GOP nomination now wanting it banned too.

Number 2: the first video from Tim shows how even basic biology is too hard for Tim to grasp. He says that vans, cabs and cars will have to be refit to fit 300 pound people.

Bit of power leveling here. I'm a bigger dude. 6 foot and 296 pounds. I can fit in a car just fine. I can walk around my.job for 8 hours just fine. I don't know where Tim picked up the idea that 300 pound people are massive blimps unable to function in society. Tim just seems to have an irrational hatred for fat people. Wonder if he had a chubby streak as a kid and got bullied since fat Asian kids end up looking like horrific bee sting victims.
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Because it was the largest automobile you could afford.

 
Blacklight said:
Got two things to say.

The fuck is up with people wanting to strip away online anonymous posting? I get the left wanting to but you have retards like Boring and that cunt running for the GOP nomination now wanting it banned too.

Number 2: the first video from Tim shows how even basic biology is too hard for Tim to grasp. He says that vans, cabs and cars will have to be refit to fit 300 pound people.

Bit of power leveling here. I'm a bigger dude. 6 foot and 296 pounds. I can fit in a car just fine. I can walk around my.job for 8 hours just fine. I don't know where Tim picked up the idea that 300 pound people are massive blimps unable to function in society. Tim just seems to have an irrational hatred for fat people. Wonder if he had a chubby streak as a kid and got bullied since fat Asian kids end up looking like horrific bee sting victims.
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Tim has become increasingly isolated. It's clear as day. He has no idea how much basic shit costs, he doesn't know how basic things work and if you try to explain reality to him, "don't know, don't care!" is his response. His weird declarations about how facets that he has zero understanding of need to function and making statements about how, "if I was in charge," is not just boring, but literally childish thinking. This is the shit toddlers say. "If I was president, everyone would eat mac and cheese every day!" The dude lives in his own head way too much and no one calls him out (except sometimes Ian) when he goes off on shit he is brazenly clueless about.

I rewatched some of his old videos from when I first started watching, the Ferguson riots era, and I feel like Tim is a cautionary tale of what happens when a highly pragmatic person surrounds themselves with retarded lolbertarians like Luke and Cassandra. I don't think they're bad people, but they are stupid as fuck and crazy.

It's also provably false as fuck that Tim would get anything done. Bald little nigger couldn't even launch a company to sell printed burlap sacks with styrofoam peanuts. It's taken a year (more or less?) for him to open a fucking coffee shop. A SINGLE COFFEE SHOP. WHILE HAVING ACCESS TO MASSIVE CAPITAL.

-Ian says he willed The Cavaliers to victory in the NBA championship, via manifestation:
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Bill Maher has a joke, IIRC it was in one of his standup specials, that every basketball fan thinks they're the 6th man, but you're really just a fat white dude cheering on 5 black guys that would hate you if they knew you. Ian is taking the 6th man mentality to whole new, deranged level. Good for him.
 
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Tim had the band, The Defiant, as the guest. This includes former members of Smash Mouth; The Mighty Mighty Boss Tones; & The Offspring. The band came together over opposing COVID policies.

Carter & Ian were the co-hosts.

*This was the first episode with a full-band performance, which starts at: 1:34:53

Clip Collection:
-Ian asked why it the band is called "The Mighty Mighty Bosstones":


-Stink bugs, an invasive species from Communist China, is invading the Branch Timidian compound. This is the latest sighting on-air:


-Ian says we need to hate less. Tim replies that he enjoys being a hater of The Offspring, after hearing how they treated Pete Parada:


-Tim says his Ma cried when hearing Pete, the drummer of the Offspring, now plays music with her son, after Tim spent a good chunk of his childhood playing their songs:


-Dicky says he does not want to name names of those that did take the COVID vaccine & wronged him in the moment, as they may have learned & become better. Tim believes naming them & shaming them will provide better correction to it:


-Ian asks what "punk" means, in his own special & unique Ian way:
 
Community Note:
Tim Pool is unmarried without children. He is in a long term relationship with his employee, who he refuses to marry and impregnate because he risks divorce and a lady might run off with all of his superchat money.
 

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Unfun said:
Community Note:
Tim Pool is unmarried without children. He is in a long term relationship with his employee, who he refuses to marry and impregnate because he risks divorce and a lady might run off with all of his superchat money.
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Tim is Mr. D.I.N.K., as in Bud Dink, from Doug. Right down to being obsessed with buying "very expensive" gadgets on a whim, & hiding his hair loss, out of embarrassment:
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On 4 December, Tim had Kingsley Wilson (nee Cortes), an alum of the Trump campaign & the D.C. Young Republicans, as the guest.
Hannah & Ian were the co-hosts.

*Tim argues price gouging during a disaster is "fine": 42:36-50:02
*Tim talks about the failure of The Marvels. Ian shows Tim's surface level fandom, by talking about the original "Infinity Gauntlet" storyline, how Captain Marvel is supposed to be a man, & the Marvel movies fail to convey the comic stories: 1:28:10-1:38:06

Not a particularly exciting outing.

Clip Collection:
-Hannah says more people than just Tim use "letters", when he does not understand "YR" means "Young Republicans":


-Had a pinch of trouble uploading this clip, but it demonstrates how pigheaded Tim can be. Tim pushes back upon Ian, only to finally understand it & agree it:




On 5 December, Tim had Terry Schilling, a parent's rights activist, as the guest.
Ian & Phil were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-On the subject of D.I.N.K.s, Ian argues the idea lives on past the individual. Tim contends that the idea cannot live past the advocate, if they do not reproduce:


-Tim claims they narrowed down the SWAT-ter to "one person", but law enforcement will not act upon them:


-Ian & Terry push back on Generation Z being the most conservative, as Tim argues:


-Ian argues that Franklin Roosevelt was a fascist, to which Phil plays Devil's advocate:


-Another stink bug special appearance:
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-The question of libertarian support for having sex with children, via sex dolls & AI simulations, comes up. Phil face-palms through the start, & has to lamely argue that not all libertarians are libertines:
 
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JamesWebbSlinger said:
Tim is Mr. D.I.N.K., as in Bud Dink, from Doug. Right down to being obsessed with buying "very expensive" gadgets on a whim, & hiding his hair loss, out of embarrassment:
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Dink at least was there to support Doug now and then with somewhat useful advice.
Tim would tell him to stop being such a coward and stand up to Roger Klotz.
And then complain about him doing it the wrong way if Doug actually took a swing at his bully.
 

Tim had Tom Sauer, CEO of Miramar Health, a provider of veterans' mental health services & was on Capitol Hill this day, as the guest.
Hannah & Ian were the co-hosts.

This was another GOP Presidential debate watch-along, so barely any clippable moments, & no air time for Tom's work with veterans.

Tim was surprisingly even-handed to DeSantis.

Clip Collection:
-Chris Christie comes out as ensuring government cannot control parental choices, including for people have the parental right to troon out their children, which prompts Ian to ask if Chris Christie beats his children:


-Between support for a white homeland in Europe, free of immigrant colonisation, & this remark, Hannah is rapidly becoming /ourgal/:


-Tim reveals he has spent "millions" on "the biggest private skateboard facilities on the East Coast", & has set up a new channel, called "The Boonies", which shall feature their skateboarding content:


Here is the promo video for the channel:
 
Don't Tread on Me said:
I honestly think it might just be us. I got another hobby, and now even though I used to watch all of Tim's videos every day, I find myself turning them off just 8 or 10 minutes in because something annoys me and I think "I don't have time for this" then I go do something else.
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I haven't watched a Tim video in a while. I went from watching all of them (1.25 speed), only the ones I was interested in, seeing his click bait titles, to unsurprising from him. His doom and gloom shit gets old fast.
anustart76 said:
Tonight's episode was Tim with co-hosts Ian and Hannah and producer Serge, and the guests were comedians Ryan Long and Danny Polishchuk of the Boyscast.
The most notable part was when Tim went on his "kids should always be working and school is bad" schtick again, and Ryan and Danny actually pushed back a bit, which is a nice change of pace, forcing Tim to make even more bullshit arguments to support his point. Hannah also pushed back slightly. But the best part of it was that Ryan & Danny just weren't taking Tim seriously at all, they just kept riffing and joking around while Tim pouted and kept trying to be taken seriously. It's one of the funniest things when Tim has a good comedian like these guys or like Alex Stein who's really "on" all the time, and they just keep goofing around and having fun during the show, and everyone else laughs along while Tim refuses to have fun and tries to make some stupid serious point.

Speaking of Alex Stein, he's on tomorrow.
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Tim's biggest fault as a human is that he cannot stop taking himself seriously. None of these political grifters can. Yet for all the talk about sacrifice, it's the guy that talks about tranny fart porn and has a feeder fetish that has actually put things on the line.

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Community Note:
Tim Pool is unmarried without children. He is in a long term relationship with his employee, who he refuses to marry and impregnate because he risks divorce and a lady might run off with all of his superchat money.
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Always remember, Tim believes it is your moral duty to let your children starve to get his political views in the open
 
TheRaptorJesus said:
Its probably been said, but has anyone noticed that the "daily" uploads are mostly rehashed shit from IRL?
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This is one of the issues with having both standalone videos that cover the day's news, then a 2-hour long show that takes a variety of guests to...talk about the day's news.



Tim had Eli Crane, the representative of the 2nd district of Arizona, as the guest.
Ian & Phil were the co-hosts.

The introduction was plagued by audio issues, so listeners beware.

Clip Collection:
-Tim absolutely refuses to say "Gamer Maids", unless he absolutely has to. Even when hawking his own channels & content, with it front & centre:


-Tim asks Eli if he is involved with any of the social media hearing, to which Eli says, "No." Tim needs to do more research on his guests, as committee posts are public knowledge. Also, Eli truly is a master of elocution. Though considering the smooth-talking politicians we regularly see, it is refreshing:


-The audio issues continue, with Phil's microphone cutting out, as Serge is trying to fix things:


-Tim claims two fake bombs were sent to the Branch Timidian compound, including one with a coating which prevented x-ray examination of it:


-Tim says the "racial justice left" is asking Whites to go from a majority to a minority in the United States; via mass immigration & Whites having less kids. Ian posits a third way they may go about achieving that, genocide:


-Ian tries to balance things out after his prior statement, by saying Great Replacement Theory should be about how unfettered immigration disenfranchising/replaces citizens of all races, not just Whites:


-Tim did say "Gamer Maids", but ensures he pronounces it as phonetically clear as possible. Reminds me of Mike Pollock's Robotnik, & his careful reading of "Snooping as usual, I see":


-Someone super-chats that "we" should vote to take Ian's rocks away. Ian responds that we live in a republic, & "the sheep is well-armed, & can contest the vote":
 
Retink Retunk said:
Maybe I'm just getting old, but this looks boring as shit and that constant inserts of Tim doing the most boring trick possible to stroke his ego isn't helping.
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Tim is just too old for skateboarding now. Dull, basic tricks just aren't marketing material, but he can't do anything elaborate because the guard rail is much stronger than his testicles.

A Pim Tool skateboarding fails video would be pretty funny though.
 
Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
Tim is just too old for skateboarding now.
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Nah, I disagree. I have 0 interest in skateboarding, and nearly as much knowledge, and even I know that people like Tony Hawk are still out there kicking ass in their 50s. Granted, the man's enough of a legend that even an ignorant outisder like me has heard of him, and not everyone can or wants to reach such heights in their field, but it's not age keeping Tim's skateboarding skills dull. It's the fact that he's slowly but surely turning into a politisperging, belligerent couch potato addicted to The Service Formerly Known As Twitter. When you spend half of your waking hours looking for fights and discussions to jump in on social media, and the remaining half sitting at a computer recording and editing videos based on said fights and discussions, it gets hard to stay in shape and keep your physical skills polished.

In short, we're witnessing the Pat Tomlinsonization of Tim Pool.
 
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The Culture War episode was...interesting. The topic was discussing whether Donald Trump, or Elon Musk, may be the Anti-Christ.
Tim had Chase Barron, from The Whatever Podcast, Drew, of the DrutangReborn "X" account, & Donnie Darkened, who was shown via an interesting method to protect his identity.

It covers astrology, Biblical prophecy, eschatology, Nephilim, etc. If there was one episode that would have been perfect for Ian & Seamus to be there, it was this.

Clip Collection:
-Tim realises, here, that he needs better vetting for his guests:


-Chase claims that Zionists funded the work of Cyrus Schofield & John Darby which "psy-op'd" American Christians into supporting Israel:


With a cursory check, I did not find more information upon this theory, outside of less-than-reputable, biased sources, with each side demonising or elevating, according to their cause.

-Chase thinks the waterway between Africa & the Arabian peninsula is "The Bering Sea":


-Tim has to reference pop culture, comparing Gortash, from Baldur's Gate 3, to a false messiah rescuing the world from a disaster he caused:


-Tim discusses Grok, the large language model created by "X" & how it knew who Mr. Bokus, the compound's cat was. Then the topic of H.P. Lovecraft's cat came up:


You shall be glad to know, Elon, as an African-American, gave Grok the N-word pass:
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Bonus Bits:
-The panel discusses Deus Ex, & Elon Musk's fixation upon it:


Though I am shocked they missed the most obvious messianic symbolism, with "J.C.", the main character who can become the A.I. saviour, being short for:




Tim had Cory Mills, representative for the 7th district of Florida to the U.S. House of Representatives. Cory made news, recently, by helping to get U.S. citizens out of Gaza.
Hannah & Ian were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Did Tim just dox Hunter Avallone's current town? It seems Hunter lives in Martinsburg, near other Branch Timidian employees & family members of Tim:


-Then, Tim says Hunter lives "two buildings down" from the coffee shop location in Martinsburg, to further narrow down Hunter's residence. Combine this with Hunter's video, the news article, & you can probably identify the exact apartment:


-Ian volunteers to be the first Adeptus Graph-startes, & be the test subject for super soldier genetic engineering:


-Ian says that teenagers, & the likes of Nick Fuentes, are trolling by saying the Holocaust was fake. Ian, then, goes on to say it is good we get to see both side of "world War II", after he was taught an exclusively American perspective. Though he does concede the Holocaust did happen:
 
All I can say about tim since the israel shit began is:
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He's like ben shapiro jr. i'd love to go one day without these people constantly crying about israel.
 
TheRaptorJesus said:
All I can say about tim since the israel shit began is:

He's like ben shapiro jr. i'd love to go one day without these people constantly crying about israel.
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For real. I watch most of his daily uploads and I feel like they all still steer into Israel/Palestine territory even if the subject matter has nothing to do with it. It's nuts how much he flip-flops between "It's not our conflict and we should worry about ourselves first" and "Both sides have done bad things BUT PALENSTINE HAS DONE BAD THINGS TOO". He wants to come off as recognizing both sides are bad but shuts down any conversation about criticizing Israel.
 
anustart76 said:
As someone who loves the original Deus Ex and Deus Ex Infinity War, I cannot bring myself to watch Tim discuss it because I know he's going to say something retarded.
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J.C. Denton would look at Tim as the same way as an organism whose beanie is being used a chip that is being controlled by a U.N.A.T.C.O agent who is compromised by the government to sell secrets to his enemies.

I have not played the game in weeks, so forgive me if I missed something.
 
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