💰 Grifter Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

[mindlessobserver]

Aaaaaaaand they called Zelensky a go go dancer. These people are so fucking unserious it's maddening. Controlled opposition does not even begin to describe it. Yes my fellow chuds, we are true patriots who want what you want! Total Russian victory in Eastern Europe! Not one more dollar in aid, tribute....or defense!

Now let me talk like a retard for 3 minutes about how important it is for a decentralized internet. Pause for laughter! Haha, such a dummy Ian. Anyway, us adults will now talk about how important it is to avoid war, and why it is America is "Le bad".

I think this episode of timcast IRL has managed to crystallize both my hatred of Vatniks and American Converatards into one amalgamation. I finally understand.

For the last two years I have been the protagonist in "sound of silence"

 

[Retink Retunk]

I just want to point out that every bottle of water on that stage is turned so that the viewer is aware the people on that stage are drinking Aquafina(tm), a registered trademark brand of Pepsi(tm) corporation.

Are you having a schizo moment? Most of them have the label ripped off but one seems to still have the label as well as a Starbucks cup being there. It's probably just the venue provided water.

Edit: Is Charlie Kirk making the argument Nick Fuentes trolled him with way back when?

Yup, Charlie Kirk has gone full Hu-White finally.

Edit 2: TTD, Total Tim Death, he's seething beyond reason because of Ian's antics and Tucker giving the mic to our crystal king of cucking Tim. Tim actually looks pissed in his closing statement as Ian runs off stage.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Tim took the Branch Timidians on the road to AmericaFest, having Charlie Kirk, James O'Keefe, & Tucker Carlson, as the guests.
Ian, Luke, & Seamus were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Is this Tim just a simulation? After his grand entrance, Tim takes his seat, & the camera only shows an empty chair. Soon, it cuts to the same chair, but Tim now present:

-Ian, as ever, is blazing trails of haute couture fashion unfathomable to the average human, donning a purple blazer, white shirt, khakis, & fanny pack. I will not lie, I expected that drink to slosh into the mosh pit for some crowd interaction:


-Charlie Kirk is a pod person of Tucker Carlson, but with less hair, or a bigger head, or both:

-Ian does not know what to do with his hands...Or, is high out of his mind. Both are possible, both are funny:

-Tim went from the 15 December episode, comparing a Christian destroying a Satanic altar to defend his values to BLM & Leftists defacing things, to 18 December saying destruction of Christian values is "a large component" of the Culture War which he repeatedly says he is fighting:

-Luke call for those in power that led us into war to be "purged" & Seamus demands "consequences" for people that undermined the future good of the United States. Tim tries to cool things down by bringing Tucker in to talk about his change of mind on policies to where he is now:

-Words I never thought to ever hear, "Ian, you are being too logical, here":

-Tucker Carlson comes out of the Ancient Aliens closet, & Luke talks about DMT evil elves. Tim asks if Tucker means they are angels & demons, which leads into discussion of how inspiration comes from without, akin to the Greek concept of the tutelary daimon:

-I appreciate Tucker's support for Trump/Crossland 2024:

-I am glad Tucker liked Seamus' impersonation of him:

-Tucker one-up's Tim's "The 90's was the last decade" by claiming that "the death of creativity" started with dropping the atomic bomb:

-Charlie & Tucker are a titch troglodytic when it comes to AI, as they think we can just stop research & everyone will agree to such a pause:

-Of course, Tim made Ian leave...:

-James O'Keefe & Charlie Kirk talk about the Ten Commandments in IBM's AI programming. Charlie claims it will change the actual Ten Commandments so you will honour "your lesbian, black, master":

-Ian is a man of his word, he promised Tim a back rub, & delivers. Tucker has a good laugh when Ian declares "Jesus was a Jew! This conversation is not ending, tonight. Let's make magic, all of us, together". Tim's smile & optimism gone, as shown at that final shot as he signs off:

 

[mindlessobserver]

Tim surrounded himself with midwits and fools so he could always be the smartest guy in the room. He deserves everything he gets at this point now that he's hosting high-level events with his crew of morons.

 

[Sammich]

Tim surrounded himself with midwits and fools so he could always be the smartest guy in the room. He deserves everything he gets at this point now that he's hosting high-level events with his crew of morons.

I'm not surprised you think Tim is the smartest one in the room, seeing how you seethe over that faggot jew rat zelensky getting called out for being a paid whore.

 

[anustart76]

Tim surrounded himself with midwits and fools so he could always be the smartest guy in the room. He deserves everything he gets at this point now that he's hosting high-level events with his crew of morons.

Somehow the midwits and fools seem to make better points than he does most of the time.

I've noticed ever since Tim found out about the Civil War movie, he can't seem to shut up about it. As I predicted.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

A realization came over me a few days ago listening to Tim once again give his "winning the culture war" spiel and hearing Eric July jigaboo jive his stupid comic book about a functionally illiterate nigger that can't stand being disrespected and wears a cross on muh dick: Tim and many of the right-wing grift-o-sphere are "fighting the culture war" by either solely or primarily enriching themselves. Buy my shitty coffee, shirts, music, chocolate, etc. Buy! Buy! Buy!

The only person I can quickly think of that is fighting "the culture war" and selflessly trying to make things better is that twiggy faggot, Scott Pressler. Tim operating a fledgling coffee shop in WV won't do fuck all. It's just guff to fluff himself up and sucker money out of people. Same with Eric's comic. He isn't going to supplant Marvel or DC. If Marvel and DC get fucked, it will be because they fucked up and ruined their own shit, not because Eric July is the reincarnation of Stan Lee.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

I did slip-up, & not include Charlie Kirk going from griper to groyper, as noted by @Retink Retunk. Here is the clip:

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Tim returns to the Branch Timidian Compound, with Joe Kent as the guest, the Republican candidate for the 3rd congressional district of Washington.
Ian must have been banished for his tom-foolery, because it was Phil & Shane Cashman as the co-hosts.

Between the ruling out of Colorado removing Trump from the Republican primary ballot, & the Civil War film, it was non-stop talk about a second American Civil War.

Though, Tim did announce this is the last week of Timcast IRL of 2023, so we all get a break from the beanie for Christmas.

Clip Collection:
-Tim acted as if he was still in front of a live audience, the way he paused after saying "civil war":

-Tim discusses the film, Civil War, & how the barmy lines actually makes sense. The panel fails to note that the Western Alliance would be in possession of nearly all land-based nuclear weapons, as well as Minot Air Force Base, which is one of two remaining bases for B-52 bombers:

-Tim backslides & begins arguing the map has "impossible" borders:

-Tim details one of the reasons he left New York City, alongside the killing of police, was being "robbed" by cab taking him on a circuitous route:

-Tim discusses how the reaction is what the Left is looking to evoke. He discusses being in Boston, as an antifa was punching towards him but not making contact. Tim says he did not lose his cool:

Though, we all know Tim can roll with the punches, but dare to de-beanie this meanie & all bets are off:

 

[Flatulent Ramjet]

Tim discusses the film, Civil War, & how the barmy lines actually makes sense. The panel fails to note that the Western Alliance would be in possession of nearly all land-based nuclear weapons, as well as Minot Air Force Base, which is one of two remaining bases for B-52 bombers:

He literally says this in the first 30s of the segment. That said, he's finally found some civil war porn, so of course he's going to say it's plausible. Screaming civil war is all he has left. Bro can't build a coffee shop in a cheap labor state with nearly non-existent building codes, so he screams civil war until the retards pay him more.

 

[anustart76]

I watched a bit tonight because Michael Malice was on. Also Hannah. As usual, Tim just had to bring up the Civil War movie. Malice was cool though.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Somehow the midwits and fools seem to make better points than he does most of the time.

I've noticed ever since Tim found out about the Civil War movie, he can't seem to shut up about it. As I predicted.

Tim grinds, and I give him credit for that, but he's also glaringly dumb in the most obvious of ways. He is atrociously clueless about many issues he opines on and nobody there is less stupid or brave enough to correct him. A recent example was him saying (paraphrase) "maybe I need to hire some third party to set up the Martinsburg Time Square project." Yeah, no shit, you fucking retarded faggot. You think you're just gonna Ian mind-manifest this shit into existence!? The slow bullshit of Tim's enterprise is because he doesn't know how to run a business. The only thing he has gotten off the floor is an RTS coffee distro that he could easily slap labels on.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Though, we all know Tim can roll with the punches, but dare to de-beanie this meanie & all bets are off

Bruises go away in a week or two. The Internet being reminded that you went bald in your 20s is eternal.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Tim had Michael Malice as the guest.
Hannah & Ian were the co-hosts.

Tim had some...interesting takes, this episode. I clipped them, below, & needless to say, it tested my tolerance.

Clip Collection:
-Tim complains that more people need to buy his song to defeat the conspiracy to keep his song off the top charts:

-Ian was recuperating within his crystal cave, after his performance at AmericaFest, while Tim only got two hours of sleep & kept pumping out content:

-Oddly enough, we may have an example of what @ThisHill2DieOn mentioned. Michael explains why the Supreme Court will immediately step in to stop the Colorado ruling against Donald Trump. Michael argues that interference with presidential elections is a red line, & will provoke a swift rebuke from the Supreme Court.

Tim plays Devil's advocate, & compares taking Donald Trump off the ballot in Colorado to the process of Starbucks setting rules for electing a new chairman. Tim states that both the RNC, & Starbucks are "private" entities, so the federal-level Supreme Court may not intervene because it was the state government intervention/private entity making the decisions on whom can be on the ballot. This argument just made no sense to me, even if it was Tim constructing one he does not support:

-I missed this from AmericaFest, but apparently Charlie Kirk referred to the British Union of Fascists (BUF) as "the opposition" party to Churchill's Conservatives, as if they were of the same role in pre-War government as Labour:

-Michael thinks "national divorce" can be accomplished peacefully, with minimal violence, & shares his theoretical map of the breakup:

-Tim reveals something about himself, & I was rather shocked he let this slip. Tim argues that offering money, without an apology, is a way to absolve a wrong, even if it is insulting a family members:

-When the subject of Yuval Harari's Useless Eaters comes up, Tim contends that people need to eat less, build more community, & "Forrest Gump-types" can break rocks for "us" to get the cobalt for electronics to keep them useful. Mind you, Tim spent ~$4000 on a single bottle of alcohol which is the average monthly salary of an American, & his idea of "community building" is constructing a private skate park on his compound, & a yet-to-open coffee shop:

-Tim is really focused on getting people to mine cobalt for him:

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

-Tim reveals something about himself, & I was rather shocked he let this slip. Tim argues that offering money, without an apology, is a way to absolve a wrong, even if it is insulting a family members:

What misinformed notion. You can't pay people to forgive you especially if you don't admit fault. If Tim were religious he'd probably advocate for buying indulgences.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

-Tim complains that more people need to buy his song to defeat the conspiracy to keep his song off the top charts:

He's really shilling this shit hard in like every video, I haven't listened to this or that rich man from richmond song or whatever he kept promoting. He really thinks hes a rock star; give him 4 more years when his real midlife crisis hits.

 

[anustart76]

I missed most of it, but tonight they had Ian's mom (not really) Marianne Williamson on. It was funny to see Tim being so nice to her when she's saying the same kind of silly nonsense Ian usually does. Ian was there too but he didn't say a whole lot at least in what I saw of it.

 

[ThisHill2DieOn]

Tim has Erik Prince, the founder of private military company Blackwater (now renamed to Academi), on The Culture War. Prince left Academi in 2010 and then founded Frontier Service Group, a Hong Kong-based PMC that provided security for Chinese state-run companies conducting business in Africa. Prince left FSG in 2021. In 2023, FSG was added to the USA Treasury's Bureau of Industry and Security because of its training of and providing support to China's People's Liberation Army, the armed wing of the CCP.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Tim had Marianne Williamson, the crystal candidate for U.S. president, as the guest.
Ian & Phil were the co-hosts.

*The panel opposes Marianne's bleeding heart liberal nature on illegal immigration to the United States: 07:02-32:41
*Marianne & Tim joust over the 2020 election, & the fairness of the prosecution of 6 January participants: 1:37:49-1:59:30

Clip Collection:
-Ian does not miss the chance to have backup on his crystal talk:

-Tim "mixed race in the gene" Pool details his family history of enslavement & persecution:

-Even Ian understands that you cannot handle 300,000 people entering your nation, every month, risking overwhelming the system:

-Marianne & Tim discuss book banning in schools. It goes as you would expect, with Marianne saying she is against it, due to bigotry against homosexuals, Tim shows her "This Book Is Gay", which she says is inappropriate, etc. Tim, also, needs to be reminded of Emma Vigeland's name. Though, I cannot imagine him forgetting it, after all the masticating he does over that episode:

-Tim really went to town with Marianne, on her opinions about Critical Race Theory. Though she does seem to take what the panel presents seriously, which is refreshing, rather than bloviating dismissal from the likes of Emma Vigeland & Cenk Uyghur:

-Marianne argues that while she would not abort a child with Down Syndrome, she will not judge a woman for aborting such a child, so long as it is not viable outside the womb, at that time. Tim goes on to say he thinks life begins at conception, but is still pro-choice & is not sure about restricting abortions with approval via judges, or doctors:

-Phil "libertarian" LaBonte believes abortion should be limited to the first trimester, outside exigent circumstances:

-Ian contends that a pre-mature baby, requiring external aid to survive, may not be considered a person:

Ian, stop back-sliding, you were doing so well...I blame those weird drinks Tim bought from the back of a guy's van. Ever since he introduced them, Ian has been heading down the wrong track.

-Tim asks if Marianne would defend Derek Chauvin, due to no location being unbiased over that case & precluding a fair trial:

Bonus Bits:
-Tim's record brand does not even take the beanie off:

Also, "Trash House"? Tim, even I am not that hard upon the Branch Timidian compound.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Tim plays Devil's advocate, & compares taking Donald Trump off the ballot in Colorado to the process of Starbucks setting rules for electing a new chairman.

Tim cant even construct a decent argument for devil's advocate because he is fucking retarded. He has to compare it to - starbucks...

-Michael thinks "national divorce" can be accomplished peacefully, with minimal violence, & shares his theoretical map of the breakup:

Mind you Michael thinks anarchism works fine - and has no answer for when someone says "no" and doesn't go along with the plan. At least not one he can say that wouldn't' go against the "peaceful" movement.

Tim argues that offering money, without an apology, is a way to absolve a wrong, even if it is insulting a family members:

Tim really is retarded.

Mind you, Tim spent ~$4000 on a single bottle of alcohol which is the average monthly salary of an American, & his idea of "community building" is constructing a private skate park on his compound, & a yet-to-open coffee shop:

Good god is he retarded this along with that Chinesium sword. You also forgot the video game they're totally making, the community movie night for all the kids in the middle of nowhere. Is he doing the lawsuit against that one music band for putting out a song on his birthday he claims was a stolen idea?

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Tim had Erik Prince, founder of the PMC Blackwater, as the guest on The Culture War.
Phil was there, as a co-host.

Thankfully, this was less of a Kanye conversation, & both Phil & Tim handled it rather well. I would argue it was perhaps a little too soft, considering the hosts' professed aversion to military adventurism. But as it avoids an episode of Tim lecturing a guest, I can accept it. Worth a listen for Erik's opinions on Afghanistan, & the prospects of a Civil War in America.

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Tim had James O'Keefe as the final guest on Timcast IRL for 2023.
Hannah & Ian were the co-hosts.

The musical portion of the episode starts at: 1:54:53-

Clip Collection:
-Tim has now added CastBrew Coffee gift cards to his online store, & discusses expanding his music brand:

-Tim mentioned that James will be collaborating with Tim in future music productions, & Ian is all for it:

-When Vivek Ramaswamy posted on "X", about how "they" were not going to let Biden, or Trump near the finish line, we get everyone's favourite query, "Who is they, though?":

-Tim says he will not say "they" anymore, but use "The Enclave", instead:

-Ian does what Tim rarely will, admit his idea is wrong & it prompts reflection on his part:

& with that, we close out on 2023, at the Branch Timidian Compound. Barring any barmy beanie activity, I shall see you all next year. May your Christmas be a joyous one.