Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

I think Tim needs to take a trip to Yemen to give us the TROOOOOOTH
 
I noticed Tim was talking about expanding but unable to do so with his current subscriber site on his website. I wonder if a lot of people quit or if he's bullshitting, but I'm guessing the gravy train is slowing down as he's probably not offering much value on his website.

Whenever I listen to Tim I bounce back and forth between thinking he is literally fucking retarded or downright malicious in how he fear mongers. I'm much more likely to assume the latter
It's completely malicious. What made me start to dislike Tim originally was when he started doing very obviously faux outrage to mimic Adam's success on the IRL show when Adam was still on. Some of it might be genuine, as Tim has such an ego he probably starts to believe his own bullshit, but it all originates from attempts to mimic more popular people while keeping his audience convinced they should be afraid and continue to follow him for the breaking news of the bombs dropping or whatever.
 
It's completely malicious. What made me start to dislike Tim originally was when he started doing very obviously faux outrage to mimic Adam's success on the IRL show when Adam was still on. Some of it might be genuine, as Tim has such an ego he probably starts to believe his own bullshit, but it all originates from attempts to mimic more popular people while keeping his audience convinced they should be afraid and continue to follow him for the breaking news of the bombs dropping or whatever.
I remember I really started disliking Tim during early 2020 when he was going insane with COVID fear mongering. Like every video he was making was over the most extreme stories possible, with very little questioning of anything at hand. Then like 2 months later I see him on Joe Rogan saying he was "never all that scared of it" and I wanted to throw my computer out the window.

This just made me realize I've been semi hate-watching Tim for a longer time than I was an unironic fan of his.
 

Tim had Tayler Hansen, of Tenet media, as the guest.
Brett & Hannah co-hosted.

Clip Collection:
-Tim has been invoking "degenerate", "demonic" & "satanic" quite a bit, as of late, to describe things:


-Do you wish to see The View, but produced by Tim? Apparently, an unnamed Branch Timidian said she wanted to have something mothers & women can watch during the daytime, akin to The View:


-Tim thinks it is the biggest "story" that the Biden White House discussed replacing Kamala Harris, & how unelectable she is, from the most recent James O'Keefe video. I am more shocked that Tim is shocked to learn this, considering reading the news is ostensibly his job. I understand that there is a difference between unnamed sources & getting this bloke on film, but this is the biggest story?:


-Tim admits his breath is so bad, it can even drive cats & leftist away:


-Tim makes quite the leap after watching the video, shared by The Daily Caller, showing a Georgia state senator recording what is alleged to be illegal aliens at an air port, with a man in military garb by the door & activists from Team Libertad there, as well. Tim posits that this is a sign that illegal aliens are being recruited into the U.S. military:


Perhaps it is just me, but watching the video, I did not see the drill sergeant warding off the recorder, but volunteers from Team Libertad. The way it is shot, I cannot tell, so up to your interpretation. Tim has certainly got his, I shall say.

-I appreciate Brett giving Tim a reality check that the average Taylor Swift fan was not going to vote for Donald Trump, from the off, regardless of what psy-op calls were made:


-Tim explains more about his proposed women-centric show. Brett suggests naming it "Broadcast":
 

Tim has moved on from reporting the news, to reporting his opinions, to now just reporting baseless speculation. And you can hear it in the first three minutes with how much he stresses that what he is going to say is not proven or known.

Tim, if you need to preface your story with 15 disclaimers, why are you telling the story?

He doesn't know what this video shows and he doesn't claim to have made any effort to verify. He hasn't spoken to the senator, or the whistle blower, or the NGO, or the airport, or the army. No one. He just watches a video and then says "well it looks like the army is recruiting illegal immigrants, I honestly don't know what other conclusion you could draw here."

Absolutely pathetic. He had Styx on and now he's just as bad, armchair reporting about what he thinks might be happening in the world, on a channel labeled "Timcast News".
 
saying he was "never all that scared of it" and I wanted to throw my computer out the window.
He had to sell those food buckets! What were they almost 200-300 dollars at one point? I bet he was getting a 20-30% cut of each one sold.

I noticed Tim was talking about expanding but unable to do so with his current subscriber site on his website. I wonder if a lot of people quit or if he's bullshitting, but I'm guessing the gravy train is slowing down as he's probably not offering much value on his website.
We talked about this I think a few months ago when looking at his channel metrics after the Eliza Bleu fiasco. Zero growth and some falloff. He has stagnated and by now? I'd imagine started to shrink. What people came to him for years ago isn't there anymore its just pop culture gossip and the latest tranny beer junk. I'd wager those that stuck around for the beer got pissed by him recanting and saying "I bought the stock!"

Speaking of BUD its been holding steady at 60 where its been mostly for the past 2-3 years minus the drop in 2023. There is zero real growth. Beyond the recovery. If I recall Tim bought in at about 60/61? Its currently at $62.65
 
He had to sell those food buckets! What were they almost 200-300 dollars at one point? I bet he was getting a 20-30% cut of each one sold.
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I'd say its probably 10-15% cut.
 
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I remember I really started disliking Tim during early 2020 when he was going insane with COVID fear mongering. Like every video he was making was over the most extreme stories possible, with very little questioning of anything at hand. Then like 2 months later I see him on Joe Rogan saying he was "never all that scared of it" and I wanted to throw my computer out the window.

This just made me realize I've been semi hate-watching Tim for a longer time than I was an unironic fan of his.
I wonder if it's that Tim really did change or just became more transparent as he became lazier. I remember before I made an account on here I read the thread and thought people were being unfair to him, but I ended up making an account on here to specifically post in the thread and call him a retard.

He had to sell those food buckets! What were they almost 200-300 dollars at one point? I bet he was getting a 20-30% cut of each one sold.
I remember looking into those and they're absolute garbage.
 

Tim had Brandon Straka, founder of the Walk Away camapaign, as the guest. Also joining the show was Mr. Bokus, one of the Branch Timidian pets.
Hannah was joining as the co-host, & cat wrangler. Shane Cashman was there, too.

Clip Collection:
-The cat was brought on, as Mr. Bokus is experiencing health issues & may be nearing his end. So, Tim elected to not deny him access to the studio. I am just hoping Ian can be there, when the time comes, as he really seems to care about the little chap & went above all expectations to get him special treatment options:


-Serge made camera cuts to the cat, intermittently, making the show far more watchable:


-Tim continues to postulate that the U.S. military is secretly moving to train & deploy illegal aliens, in the event of a "major war". Though he does cite proposed legislation, this go around:


-The Consoomer Strikes Back! Tim compares the reasons for enlisting non-citizens in the U.S. Army to fight, to the Galactic Republic, from Star Wars, creating a clone army. Because Tim discussing condottieri, foederati, etc. being used for this same reason, in the real world, would be asking too much:


-This is the first wide shot of the Branch Timidian studio in quite some time:
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-Tim noted the discrepancy between criticism of Ilhan Omar for her statements implying dual loyalty to Somalia, & the lack thereof for those expressing support for Israel in similar verbiage. This may be a first since 7 October, where Tim has called out Israel supporters directly, as far as I can recall, without hedging things as "But Hamas worse":


-Tim was surprised to see SCNR using the phrase "asylum seekers" to describe the violent illegals attacking police officers in New York City:


-Tim argues that if he were mayor of a city beset with illegal aliens, he would use them to work on building pyramids, which have no purpose, which benefit no one, but keeping the them busy. Tim is inventing a literal pyramid scheme:


-Tim shares a video from Alex Jones, reporting on an FBI memo reporting the possibility of a "white supremacist" attack on a CBP facility. Jones hedges this, by claiming he is not sure if the memo was part of a false flag by federal agents, false information all together, or a true threat, but the memo is real:


-Tim says the new studio should be done "Friday", which I presume is 2 February, unless he meant the following Friday, 9 February. No word on if the upcoming episode shall be filmed there, so we can see where all the beanie bucks flung his way went:


-A super-chatter makes the mistake of agreeing with Tim's Star Wars comparison, earlier in the episode:
 
Last night's show was boorrrrrrinnng.
He's really running out of things to talk about which is funny considering 2024 had way more happenings happen in just the first month
 
-Tim was surprised to see SCNR using the phrase "asylum seekers" to describe the violent illegals attacking police officers in New York City:
Lmao, Tim's learned fucking nothing. "I hire regardless of politics because it's news!" "Why are my staff editorializing in the exact same way as the rest of the shit-lib media?"

I can't wait for some of his friends employees to accuse him of running a cult and kidnapping their cat again.
 
I wonder if it's that Tim really did change or just became more transparent as he became lazier. I remember before I made an account on here I read the thread and thought people were being unfair to him, but I ended up making an account on here to specifically post in the thread and call him a retard.
I partially blame him moving from 1 or 2 daily segments that are a max of 10 minutes long (and edited to only show important info) to nothing but unedited rants 3 times a day and a 2 hour podcast. Funny thing is I recall watching a livestream he did back in 2017 and he didn't come off nearly as insufferable. I think he always has had this ego problem, but it got much more extreme with more success. Doesn't help that outside of this thread, the only people who criticize him are retarded leftists like Sam Seder and TYT.

I'm in a similar boat for why I joined here. I found this thread after starting to get annoyed with Tim, and after a few months of lurking I felt the need to throw in my 2 cents.
 
I wonder if it's that Tim really did change or just became more transparent as he became lazier. I remember before I made an account on here I read the thread and thought people were being unfair to him, but I ended up making an account on here to specifically post in the thread and call him a retard.
He definitely changed content format - however I think this was always what Tim was, a sociopathic grifter.

I'm in a similar boat for why I joined here. I found this thread after starting to get annoyed with Tim, and after a few months of lurking I felt the need to throw in my 2 cents.
Same as you guys. Never bothered till Tm started to piss me off. I lurked but never posted. I had enough of his shit one day and just came in here to vent.

He's really running out of things to talk about which is funny considering 2024 had way more happenings happen in just the first month
That's because all the interesting things could jeopardize is sweet, sweet youtube income.
 
After some checking, the article which Tim was befuddled by was written by Cassandra MacDonald (nee Fairbanks).
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(Archive)

Cassandra is the editor-in-chief of Timcast News, & presumably in a similar role for SCNR news, as well as the booker for guests of Tim's show. This has not been the first time Cassandra has been part of issues pertaining to her position at Tim's business. During the Eliza Bleu situation, there were questions regarding platforming anti-Eliza Bleu personalities, such as Brittany Venti on the show, but none were invited to tell their side of things. Since deleted tweets from Cassandra seem to imply that due to her frission with Brittany, over the latter sharing a music video with Eliza Bleu as a backup dancer & their catty fighting, that it was not likely she would be allowed on the show:
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(Archive of the original tweet Cassandra quoted)




Tim had Charlie Spiering, an author of a book on Kamala Harris' vice presidency, as the guest.
Hannah & Shane Cashman, once more, filled the co-hosting roles.

Clip Collection:
-Tim credits Ian with foreseeing militarising the southern U.S. border:


-The "male" members of the panel confirm they are not true men, because they do not know about the usage of foederati by the Roman Empire, lacking any daily thoughts on the Roman Empire:


-Tim now embraces the term "asylum seeker", so long as he prefaces it with "armed":


-If no one in Republican-leaning states will prosecute human smugglers in Customs & Border Patrol, Tim asks if he has to run for sheriff, to push for the arrest & issuance of a search warrant for people & documents from the CBP facility, in West Virginia, to know how much they are involved with human smuggling:


-Shane is concerned that things, like the MetaVerse, will only accelerate troonery, grown men pretending to be little girls, etc. Tim recounts his experiences in VRChat & the future of such things in the workplace for people to identify as they choose:


-Tim has now adopted a new scheme for granting the right to vote, that one must be a "net tax payer":


-Tim posits that the best way to address the dead hard criminals in Chicago is not public executions, but it would be to embarrass them via being locked in stocks, spanked, whilst wearing a diaper:
 
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Then like 2 months later I see him on Joe Rogan saying he was "never all that scared of it" and I wanted to throw my computer out the window.
And he got really sick. How unhealthy as a 40yo do you have to be to get badly sick.

I remember how fat Lydia got between the start of IRL and mid lockdown. Tim talked a lot about ordering Pizza. He was supposedly doing Keto at the time (he had loat some weight), but I bet he wasn't getting enough sun.
Do you wish to see The View, but produced by Tim? Apparently, an unnamed Branch Timidian said she wanted to have something mothers & women can watch during the daytime, akin to The View:
This would unironically be a good idea, bit knowing Tim he would over produced it and be too involved. He'd ruin it, too, if it ever got popular.
I remember before I made an account on here I read the thread and thought people were being unfair to him, but I ended up making an account on here to specifically post in the thread and call him a retard.
We are very similar, Rabi
 
I believe Timcast News is SCNR now, just rebranded.
Isn't the porn game dead now, so why didn't he go back to Subverse instead? Has his brother retained the trademark or is it just so tainted he's scared to use it?

Also, how long before this explodes with another Rocco because they're already using no-no terms like last time.
 

Between Connor from Lotus Eaters, and Tim I'm not sure who's beating the 'ban and block all the things I dislike' drum from the right side more.

Dumbass beanie can't seem to think 15 minutes into the future and see how this kind of shit leads to more government control of the internet. I bet Tim starts hollering once the government deems his content 'age restricted' for having naughty opinions.
 
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