Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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On 3 June, Tim had Ron Coleman, the YouTube legal commentator, as the guest. Very appropriate for the recent relocation of Tim's thread into Nick Rekieta associates.
Hannah & Phil were the co-hosts.

Thankfully, there was no talk of Nick, though it was the usual Tim talk interspersed with Ron's jokes.

*Tim is desperate to defend how he has not changed, politically, when Ron says he has shifted since his last appearance with Tim. In particular, there is discussion of LGBT indoctrination in society, & this becomes the main topic: 1:08:18-1:38:20

Clip Collection:
-Even from beyond the set, Ian disrupts Tim's intro. Tim could not stifle a giggle when doing the read for Ian's coffee blend:


-Ron gives Tim the business, in top Jewish grandfatherly form:


-Tim is such a consoomer that he bought "two" sets of coins that are only "layered" in silver, with each set having two coins with one of the 2024 U.S. presidential candidates being sworn in & the other in jail:


-Ron has the special ability to make Tim the butt of a joke, without Tim taking offense, or acknowledging it. Tim starts rattling of Joe Biden portmanteaus, & Ron just turns away, to startsd reading a book. After Tim explains it, Ron says now he understands what Tim was doing:


-Ron brings up how far Tim has changed, politically, from his last appearance on the show "two years ago" & Tim is quick to rebut this. Tim claims that calling for addressing "cultural decohesion" is perfectly in line with his prior stances:


-Tim fixates on "previous generations" saying not to discuss "politics, religion, or money, at the dinner table" led us to our current predicament, with no instillment of good values leaving an opening for bad ones to infiltrate. Tim fails to acknowledge that government rulings, particularly Supreme Court cases (e.g. Joseph Burstyn, Inc. v. Wilson, Roe v. Wade, Obergefell, etc.) shaped society ahead of popular culture acceptance, leading to talk of sensitive topics becoming verboten. By the end, Tim changes "politics" to mean not talking about an alderman drink driving:


-Tim talks about a local who trooned out & ultimately detransitioned. Tim did the decent thing & not name this person, since they have not agreed to become a public figure. Ron says "We are in the middle of nowhere" & your ability to get out is dependent upon "what the guys with the banjos say" to reinforce just how vulnerable children can be, regardless of location. Ron details how his wife covers the troon phenomenon & Hannah brings up her confusion on how all this came about:


-Tim lacks listening skills, & begins arguing with Phil over the proposed voting strategy of the Libertarian Party's chairman, Andrea McArdle, as if he was the one to come up with it:



-When asked where Ian is, Tim says "gallivating about Florida". Tim makes clear that Ian was not fired, & is, in fact, being paid while on his little tour around Miami:






On 4 June, Tim had David Benner, an author & self-professed radical decentrist, as the guest.
Hannah & Phil were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Oh, dear...Poor David does not know that his book will be banished to the shelf to be ignored:


-Tim bemoans that the only thing being done by Republicans is sending a "strongly-worded letter" to oppose Biden policies. As if making YouTube videos on the topic & refusing to run for office, himself, is not the same, if not a more flaccid form of opposition:


-David speaks up, saying he most likely has a differing perspective on immigration than the panel, The panel, spearheaded by Tim, push back on it:


-Phil discusses the failings of the Libertarian Party, saying they do not want to win but "showing off that they don't like the government", citing their rejection of Donald Trump. David is doubtful that Trump will add libertarians to his cabinet, but still hopes he does:


-Tim calls libertarianism "a utopian reality that cannot exist" because private entities have no oversight. Tim says this makes them akin to communists, due to this utopian view of how their system would work in practice. David rebuts that you would have recourse against private entities & believing in "the words on a parchment" curtailing government overreach:
 
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Tim calls libertarianism "a utopian reality that cannot exist" because private entities have no oversight. Tim says this makes them akin to communists, due to this utopian view of how their system would work in practice. David rebuts that you would have recourse against private entities & believing in "the words on a parchment" curtailing government overreach:
Tim was whining about this again tonight, he's becoming more insufferable as time goes on. Beanie Shapiro more or less.

Also I think Hannah was wearing my shower curtain tonight.
 
I was doing some cooking and my normal assortment of podcasts was wanting. I tuned in and Tim was in a shutdown tear. Hanna and Phil dogpilled Bill Ottman for a while. Tim was combative and retarded with Bill. Tim interrupts Hanna to declare Zelensky is a janitor and not a president.

BTW, tune in to this show for hitting political commentary.

Tim was whining about this again tonight, he's becoming more insufferable as time goes on. Beanie Shapiro more or less.

Also I think Hannah was wearing my shower curtain tonight.
Ben is a lawyer and a masterdebator that fills with stutters, loops and fills with in with interjections. Tim does the same technique, but talks about how he wants to hear Trump talk about the recent Star Wars movie announcement.
 
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Dim Fool, malding over a community note correcting him. Despite your opinion on whether Ukraine using US weapons counts as "western forces" this is yet another example of Chief Beanies poor and objectively biased commentary.


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This is an observation I probably never would have made if Tim's thread hadn't been moved into the Balldoverse section, but it's made me realize that Tim is far more insufferable to listen to than any of the people actually participating in this.

Ethan Ralph, Alex Stein, PPP, Warski, etc are all people I've never really paid any attention to before this, but when any of them start monologuing, I can generally tolerate a couple minutes before I start getting annoyed. Whereas with Tim Pool my threshold is around fifteen seconds, at which point I need to start skipping ahead to when another member of his panel is permitted to speak.

The only person I can think of who's more annoying would have to be DSP, with his constant snorting and random burping. But Tim has recently picked up the habit of loudly smacking his lips every other sentence, as if he's determined to be as aggravating as possible.
I think its because of the arrogance to intelligence/wisdom ratio for tim. He'll, in the same sentence, say two wildly contradicting things and he'll say it with the confidence of that "I'm the smartest in the room" attitude.
 

Tim had Bill Ottman, co-founder of Minds, as the guest.
Hannah & Phil were the co-hosts.

I agree with @ThisHill2DieOn, this was a rough episode to clip. Despite this being a show with hosts that imbibe news on the regular, they seem to have forgotten everything about the Russia-Ukraine War before the last month, to say nothing of prior historical examples which rebut their claims of imminent catastrophe. As you can tell from the number of archived articles I appended, the panel must have started taking whatever Ian had lying around to become this forgetful on the issue.

*Bill forgot this was an episode without Ian, so when he brings up how Donald Trump needs to campaign more on declassifying things, such as files on UFO's, the panel smacks him down, hard, for how ridiculous that is: 47:39-57:05

Clip Collection:
-Tim is still smarting from the community note placed upon his "X" post, shared by @Vindeo. Tim spends the first two minutes of the episode haranguing the audience over the fact he is right, the note is wrong:


Sadly, as of this post, it has been beanie brigaded away, only visible to people in Community Notes:
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-Tim explains why you should buy his coffee, despite his constant refrain of World War III being imminent. He says "When wars start, life doesn't stop", noting that people still went to the grocery store during the Syrian Civil War. As the fallout descends to the ground, you can be reassured you funded Tim's skate park, in exchange for some coffee grounds:


-Tim goes full tinfoil, claiming the community note is from the "Deep State", that President Joe Biden "tell them [Ukraine]" when & where they can specifically attack. This misses an important fact, which was delivery of the HIMARS system to Ukraine was contingent upon not using it to strike inside Russia, as a way of limiting escalation. All this time Ukraine has been baying for free use of these long-range munitions, despite the risks to heightening tensions. To the point that HIMARS systems bound for Ukraine were being modified with geo-fencing to prevent targeting Russia. Until February, Ukraine was prevented from using ATACAMS to strike into Crimea, which had been their territory until 2022. Also, this idea that arming a nation in a proxy war leads to direct conflict does not bear out with examples from the Cold War. The biggest example I can think of is Soviet pilots flying MiG-15 jets against UN forces during the Korean conflict, but historical knowledge has always been scanty at the Branch Timidian compound:


-The panel seems to have the memory capacity of mayflies. Phil declares that Russia warning of potential war with NATO over Ukraine being given weapons is something novel, "it's not like this was something that they said last year". This is wrong. Since 2022, Putin has warned about his nation having more nuclear missiles to deter NATO involvement. Dmitri Medvedev has regularly engaged in threatening language against NATO, promising destruction, should they continue to support Ukraine. In the last year, Medvedev made three different threats of using nuclear weapons against Ukraine & NATO; on two occasions he threatened nuclear retaliation if Russia loses territory, & if NATO deploys troops into Ukraine:


-Tim has been spending a little too much time, online, as he claims "the majority of young men will never agree to fight", due to women not having to sign up for Selective Service & being able to vote to go to war. Tim claims the popularity of "Andrew Tate & Pearl Davis" prove this. This does ignore the most recent example of the resistance to conscription in the United States, during the Vietnam War, where women had the franchise & could be in elected office. While more than 2 million men were conscripted into the armed forces during the period from 1964-1973, half of the 27 million men that could be drafted gained deferments, & about 100,000 fled the United States. This was not due to resentment about women not serving, but being sent to a conflict they had no wish to fight, & possible die, for. Tim gives these red pill commentators a titch too much credit, instead of recognising the reality that people just do not want to be killed in a war:


-Hannah notes that Vladmir Zelenskyy benefits from the war & foreign funds, as it allows him to retain power. Tim drills home to Hannah that Zelenskyy has no power, & is comparable to a "janitor". After hammering her with this, Hannah eventually agrees with Tim, just to finish her point. Hannah's comment does address a debate going on in Ukraine, at this time.

After this, Tim waxes on a tangent that once Ukraine falls, people will ask those displaced what it was like to live in a nation that no longer exists. Then, Tim says something I could not make sense of. Tim states that he knew a "Bohemian" & "tain't no Bohemia, anymore" to compare it with. Now, either Tim confused it with Bohemianism; someone from that geographical region of the Czech Republic, which still exists but is not an administrative unit; or Tim knows someone born & raised before 1918, when Bohemia became Czechoslovakia:


-Tim complains that the Libertarian Party is "a joke", too obsessed with freeing Ross Ulbricht, & filled with "people who want to do things that they are not allowed to do":


-Jeremy, from The Quartering, asks whether Ukraine has been using Western-supplied munitions from the off. Tim specifies that this is approval for using the weapons to strike Russia, directly, & implies this is at U.S. direction. Tim makes a comparison to Russia arming Mexican cartels & instructing them to fire on "New Mexico", but leaving the direct firing to the cartel members. I do not think comparing the Ukrainians to the likes of MS-13 is the most apt, but I do not blather on in front of a camera for money. The reality is, this is more akin to the U.S. letting Ukraine off the leash, as it has long been one of their demands for unrestricted use of Western weapon systems to target inside Russia, where it can store supplies & forces without fear of retaliation. With the Russian thrust towards Kharkov, the pressure to strike targets in Russia to stymie it must have reached a tipping point:


Bonus Bits:
-Tim decides to revive the Nick Fuentes booking bally-hoo, by saying he attempted to book Nick for The Culture War to debate Laura Loomer over "Trump & policy", but Nick declined. Tim makes clear that "I don't tweet out" when a guest declines, but felt compelled due to all the "Book Nick" barrage he gets:
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Nick responds, sharing direct messages he had with Lisa Elizabeth, the booker for The Culture War. Nick is upset upon being offered to debate on "the b-list morning show", without realising that the booker he was talking to exclusively for the morning show:
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Here are my thoughts on the whole matter, after having to go through the latest IRL episode & read this internet slap fight:
 
Tim was as insufferable as always tonight, the guest was that guy that sells "conservative beer" and the co-hosts were two of Tim's reporter guys that fill in sometimes; no Ian, Hannah, or even Phil. Tim started blathering like he always does about his bullshit, so I checked out after about 5 minutes.

Tim needs a tard wrangler.
 
-Tim is still smarting from the community note placed upon his "X" post, shared by @Vindeo. Tim spends the first two minutes of the episode haranguing the audience over the fact he is right, the note is wrong:
What a butthurt lil faggot. Too arrogant and dumb to just take the L and realize he can't fearmonger every penny on twitter anymore.
Here are my thoughts on the whole matter, after having to go through the latest IRL episode & read this internet slap fight:
Well put thoughts.
I really hope 2024 continues to be meme magic and somehow Tim gets demonetized on youtube.
 

On 6 June, Tim had Seth Weathers, brewer of Conservative Dad's Ultra Right Beer, as the guest. Seth is such a redneck that the complexion took over his whole body.
Elad & Chris Karr were the co-hosts.

*After a super-chatter questions Elad over his position on Ukraine, Tim dons his foreign policy beanie to lecture Elad on how wrong he is. When Elad brings up Putin's drive to sieze Kiev, early in the war, as one of their objective, Tim says he "made that up". Tim goes on for an extended rant on what Russia really wanted out of the war, because Tim has "facts" on his side: 1:43:47-1:56:26

Clip Collection:
-Tim cannot get down the pitch for Ian's Graphene Dream coffee blend, so he bills it as letting you dream like Ian does. & Tim hints at possibly more delays in his first location opening, as "The drawings have been submitted, & we are now waiting for approval". Tim admits that the reason the property was for sale was due to its difficulties to update for use:


-We are truly in the presence of lesser men. Elad's joke is nothing like the right proper banter between Hannah & Seamus. Chris fails to pass the introduction along to Serge, slaving away over a hot streamdeck:


-Tim continues to be upset by that community note, stating that we are in a direct war with Russia & controlling where Ukraine attacks. Elad interjects, saying that since Russia & Ukraine are at war, it is normal to attack within their opponent's borders. Tim tries to trip up Elad, asking why Imperial Japan attacked Pearl Harbour. Elad explains that the Japanese were upset by the oil & scrap metal embargo, but this was done in response to their mass slaughter in China. Tim pivots to asking why Nazi Germany declared war, Elad responds that it was in response to the U.S.'s on Japan. Tim takes this as validation of his argument, saying that "blockades & weapons [shipments]" favouring the Allies made the U.S. a direct participant before 7 December, as if that validates Pearl Harbour in some fashion. I can only imagine Tim's Korean ancestors spinning in their graves over his apologetics for Japanese aggression:


-Tim claims "the worst case scenario" for the collapse of the U.S. government is "you are less likely to own a laptop" & you have to raise chickens, instead. Though, Tim says at the end, it could be you "get gulag'd & you end up in a camp". Tim has become rather cavalier about the situation, as if an internet-based commentator would be a sustainable job, after the federal government collapses to the extent he lays out:


-Tim argues that Scandinavian nations have managed to make restorative justice work. Chris & Elad argues that there is a difference between the criminals there, & those in the United States. Tim argues for exiling criminals to a remote island, forced to survive, instead:


-Seth asks who David Pakman is, & the panel enlightens him. Tim claims David asked to be paid $5,000 to appear on IRL:


Bonus Bits:
-To validate why this thread was relocated into those associated with Rekieta, Adam Crigler, former host on IRL, spoke with Andrew d'Adesky about the Nick Rekieta situation, in particular the use of drugs. Adam states cocaine should be legal & "is not that big of a deal":


Adam qualifies his statements, later, that parents should not do drugs:
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On 7 June, Tim had Christina Urso, a journalist that has been covering the trials of people involved in the Governor Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping plot, as the guest.
Elad & Hannah were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim has a new fixation, replacing maximum security prisons with remote islands, where inmates are sent & have to survive during their term. Tim claims to have seen studies that show people will prioritise survival, over the usual reinforcment of bad behaviour which occurs in prisons. Tim argues that there will be no gang formation, or rape, happening on the island because they will need to find food, makes fires, etc.:


-Alison is in charge of maintaining the Branch Timidian compound, as Tim says when she is away he does not cook, or do his laundry. Tim says he has "day old bacon, in cheese sauce" for supper, & does not know how to work a washing machine. Though, he quickly appends that he can "turn it on & make it work":
 
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Tim continues to be upset by that community note
Lol

Tim argues for exiling criminals to a remote island, forced to survive, instead
The fool! Doesn't he realize that's how we got Australia!?

Alison is in charge of maintaining the Branch Timidian compound, as Tim says when she is away he does not cook, or do his laundry. Tim says he has "day old bacon, in cheese sauce" for supper, & does not know how to work a washing machine. Though, he quickly appends that he can "turn it on & make it work"
What a fuckin manchild. But somehow that fits him so well. Wasn't the point of the beanie compound to survive the collapse and the hordes of trannies and BLM?

He can't cook or wash his clothes forreal?

Hundreds of thousands of people watch his shit takes daily.
 
I'm late to the party with this thread, but I just wanted to jump in with the very important announcement that I, too, can hardly stand this shameless grifter.

Tim Pool has an exceedingly annoying (and I dare say somewhat unique) trait of weasly trying to pamper to at minimum two audiences simultaneously by being an insufferable fence-sitter.

The video of him that I recently watched which made me search out this thread is one in which he goes off about the ills of women being increasingly lonely in society and not forming families because of feminism, only to swiftly follow up on this oh so astute observation by sternly rejecting "the men" of our time who are clearly just "weak" and therefore not worthy forming families with to begin with, thereby conceding to the same feminist rhetoric he recently lambasted. In less than one minute, he manages to fence-sit something fierce.

If men at large are so weak and therefore demonstrate the supposed validity of the feminist worldview, then what does that say of mr. Pool himself, what with him being childless and all? Nothing good, I assume.

Also, did this idiot make a music video in which he rocks it out with his fucking beanie on during the entirety of his performance? I seem to remember it being featured content some time ago?
 
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My statement about knowledge being scanty around the Branch Timidian compound is proven right, once again. Josie Glablach, part of the Timcast media empire, implied that Emmanuel Macron's decision to dissolve the current National Assembly, & call for snap elections is some tyrannical move. Not only is this not unconstitutional, but codified into France's constitution & has several precedents. Naturally, four minutes after getting the news alert, Josie does not bother to check what this means, but rushes to make a thread about it:
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Tim had Cliff Maloney, who is currently running a "ballot-chasing" initiative to get more votes for Republicans, called The Pennsylvania Chase, as the guest.
Hannah & Phil were the co-hosts.

*It takes until near the end of the show for someone (Hannah) to ask how Cliff came to be involved with the PA Chase movement & what its aims are: 1:24:00-1:33:10

Clip Collection:
-Tim has a new sponsor, Mike Lindell, & does his best Micro-Machines Man impression to do the ad read:


-To give him credit, Tim seems to understand the basics of what a snap election entails, unlike his other employees:


-Over the course of the weekend, Tim shifted from people not even noticing the collapse of the U.S. federal government, to mass chaos & oligarchic dominance comes in the wake of that same collapse:
 
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Tim with another post about no kids, i'm sure the Timcast compound is also devoid of kids. You're getting old Tim, save the world with your genius kids!
To answer the question that he replied to: No niggers or jews - a homogeneous society.
Contrary to popular belief the Japanese do reproduce, they just don't do it enough.
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Tim is now funding coomalots racing larp full time.
For those who don't know, Cooms is known for flagging people he doesn't like and getting them banned. I guess since Beanie can't have his own kids he decided to sponsor this special needs child.
 
Ian is back tonight, but he still couldn't save us from Tim steamrolling with all his total bullshit takes. I guess Ian and Hannah did soften it a bit.

Also Tim did an impromptu live stream on his personal channel, covering the Hunter Biden conviction. Those streams tend to feel a little less obnoxious to me in general because Tim isn't interrupting someone to blather, since it's just him.
 
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Well, if you had "Tim is targeted by a foreign NGO for impeding aid" on your Beanie Bingo card, I give you credit.
Tim posted this letter, from U.S. Representative Jim Banks (R-IN), stating that an Ukrainian NGO called TEXTY added Tim to a list of people that were "impeding aid" to Ukraine:'
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Here are the images from the post:
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After going to the report, Tim is featured on a list at the bottom, where you can search out potential saboteurs for Ukraine's efforts to garner more material support:
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I am left wondering one thing. Do you think Tim repeatedly declaring Vladimir Zelenskyy "a janitor" & powerless to do anything, was what finally got him added to the list, as a way to prove him wrong?




Tim had Daniel Turner, repeat guest, once again, on the show.
Hannah & Ian were the co-hosts.

I was glad to see a number of super-chats happy to see Ian back, on set.

*The panel discusses the plethora of bunkers around them, including The Greenbriar Hotel: 1:24:23-1:31:18

Clip Collection:
-Daniel asks Tim to clarify what motivates his support for Hunter Biden not to be prosecuted, whether it is based in 2nd Amendment absolutism or the 5th Amendment right against self-incrimination. Tim takes a bit to understand Daniel, but he does state that it is a question of morality. Tim claims "I want crackheads to have guns, I just don't want them on crack & with a gun, at the same time":


-Tim trots out his "Nukes for All" stance, because Lockheed Martin makes nuclear weapons & they are a private entity. Tim also tries to compare a volley gun from "the 1300's" to a modern firearm, which I understand is to show how the Founding Fathers had an understanding of weapons beyond muskets, but still sounds ridiculous when you try to compare the likes of the ribauldequin to an AR-15. At least use something more man-portable & contemporary to the 1700's. Or the better question would be if the Founding Fathers would permit possession of smallpox, for use by private citizens, as that was the closest comparison to modern NBC weapons:


-Ian says we are moving from a "barbaric", rural age, into one dominated by urban living to which the U.S. Constitution is now being forced to operate under. Tim disagrees, saying it has never been worse, citing the presence of North African slavers operating. To which Daniel & Ian have to remind him of the Barbary Pirates:


-Tim compares the current global order to The Hunger Games, reinforcing his pop culture obsession with a new fictional universe to tap into. Thankfully, he does not compare Trump to Katniss Everdeen, fighting against District 1:


-Tim continues to advocate for shipping criminals to remote islands to force them to focus upon survival. He keeps citing there being studies that bear this out, as an effective alternative to incarceration. I did a brief search for these papers Tim keeps bringing up, but could not find any:


-Daniel praises Ian noting that conscription in South Korea revolves around having forces to defend their border (the Demilitarised Zone), not a global mission. I had to cut out Tim making some inane point about his island theory, so that is why there was a jump cut:


-Tim tells a super-chatter that Steve Bonnell (Destiny) is unlikely to be invited back, but does bring up David Pakman showing interest. Tim proposes it be a one-on-one to between him & David. Though previously, Tim said David would only appear if he was paid a sizeable sum, which Tim refused to do:


-Ian is back & barmy as ever. He proposes creating floating islands, composed upon a foundation of graphene aerogel, as the next great project for humanity. I can now imagine a Columbia-like operation of Ian "Comstock" Crossland, travelling the world & imposing his imperialist will upon the savages that reject the one true metamaterial:


-On the flight back from Miami, Ian was seated next to an older Latina & a younger child that spoke no English. After she asked Ian if she spoke Spanish, he felt like she should present ID to confirm if she was a legal migrant. "What are you doing here, if you can't speak the language?" was his thought:
 
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