Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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From the limited knowledge I have about Sisson, he didn't actually do anything illegal? Slimy as fuck yeah, but there is no court case that would even be held in his case?
I looked over a thread which shared the messages Harry Sisson was sending, & videos of the girls explaining what was going on. it looks more like he was a long-distance lothario, collecting explicit images from his marks, not actually sleeping with any of them. The worst thing I saw was Harry preying upon an alleged domestic violence victim, after she left that relationship.

Telling a woman she's "the only one for you" and you would "fuck her raw after your mom drives you to her house" to get her titty and ass pics are indeed not crimes.
It is certainly not at the same level of incriminating evidence as a video of someone belting an underage girl.




Tim had his first guest fall through, at the last minute, & attempted to have Tiffany Cianci, a conservative influencer, & Cody MacIntyre, a skateboarder, come on. But those two failed to show, & so Raymond is the "guest". Later in the show, Cody & Tiffany do appear.

Phil was the co-host.

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-Tim lays out his guest woes, for this episode:


-Speaking of Tim's odd behaviour when it comes to the Tates, he is incensed at the idea of people allegedly facilitating child sex trafficking & the inability to remove sex traffickers from the United States, if Republicans remain faithful to their principles. But the beanie boy does not accept criticising the Tates without a trial, we need to follow due process for them. & it is not because they are citizens, either, Tim has regularly called for CBP officials to be brought up on charges for indirectly help trafficked people get into the country:
 

On 21 March, Tim had Alex Stein, & Sara Gonzales, from The Blaze, as the guests.
Brett & Phil were the co-hosts.

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-With Alex on the panel, it was a lot more watchable, as he had no trouble seizing the discussion & inserting his comedy stylings into it:


-Tim tries to claim people were just as intelligent in the past, as they are now. & he does so whilst saying "more smarter":


-Alex jokes that Harry Sisson trolls Tim, posting about how he gets more "poonany" than the beanie boy. This gives Tim a chance to say Harry Sisson is "a dangerous predator" that should be jailed. Tim justifies this as due to Harry having no problem castigating right-wingers, for doing the same. Alex brings up Aaron Imholte & Steven Bonnell dealing with revenge pornography charges, to say there is a rash of this going on. Tim explains the reason why leftists tend to be more sexually perverted is due to believing they are God, while right wingers as "those who seek to serve God". Again, it is strange that these same accusations of double standards, perversion, & having a God complex could be applied to the Tates, but he does not make this connection:




Tim claims he was the subject of targeted harassment, over the weekend, whilst driving about in his CyberTruck:
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Anyone watching his show on rumble? Is it the same shtick as always?
I am not, as I get enough of the beanie boy clipping IRL. But a cursory look shows it being the same format as his YouTube videos, where he goes off on an article, just melded together into an hour-long stream.




On 24 March, Tim had Bradley Devlin, the politics editor at The Daily Signal, as the guest.
Phil & Shane were the co-hosts.

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-The irony of Tim being sponsored by a tax company that helps people with their issues, whilst he himself is having tax issues. What an endorsement of quality:


-Tim begins with incendiary devices being found at an Austin Tesla dealership, but manages to segue into people giving him a thumbs down, in Martinsburg, as another example of the upset against Tesla products. He claims that the reason West Virginia has this issue is because leftists immigrated to the state, for the lower rent in the cities, compared with places like Maryland & Virginia. Which is funny, because Tim did the same & tried to colonise a small town, to fight the culture war. Unlike the leftists, Tim has now given up on his plans. Tim proposes a "To Catch a Predator"-style sting operation to ask why vandals are doing this to Tesla cars:


-Tim challenges his audience to not only hate the rich corporations using artificial ingredients, but to have the courage to loathe family-owned diners, & farm stands, that have the temerity to use cooking sprays on their griddles, instead of real butter, or artificial ingredients in their licorice:




Tim wants Americans to break away from Hollywood, but what may have been an attempt at a back-handed compliment just makes it look like he is quick to kowtow to those same Hollywood types:
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On 25 March, Tim had Terrence Williams, comedian/pancake purveyour & once-part of Tim's Anti-Times Square plans, as the guest.
Mary & Phil were the co-hosts.

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-Tim justifies his claims that IQs are dropping, by citing a case where a person he knew since he was a teen now spreads fake stories about him "for internet clout". This is funny, because two episodes ago he claimed people were just as smart in the past, as they are now:
 
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Local archive from March 1st, 2025 stream where Hambly implies his whole panel is going bye bye if Rumble (or his paypigs) doesn't continue to fund their whole salaries.

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Due to Jeremy Hambly's poor business decisions, former Branch Timidian Hannah Clare Brimelow may be out of another job. She went from being a panelist for a bald, coffee selling, man-child, to being a panelist for a balding, coffee selling, man-child. She clearly has a type, it seems. Unfortunately, that type is bosses with miserable managerial skills.




On 26 March, Tim had Sharyl Attkisson, of Full Measure, as the guest.
Ian & Phil were the co-hosts.

Our Graphene Guy donned a trillby & scarf, this outing, so he looks as if he raided a hipster's closet on the way to work.

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-Tim reminds us why he is a poor interviewer. Ian & Phil asks Sharyl questions to get her talking, while Tim seems unable to restrain himself from interrupting:


-Despite his new garb, Ian remains Ian. He posits that President Donald Trump remains spry, due to having sex, on a regular basis:





On 27 March, Tim had Carl Benjamin; Benjamin Stewart, a documentarist on retainer with Tim to make his Rumble-exclusive content; & Cody MacIntyre, a skater scum hanger-on with Ther Boonies; the guests.

Phil was the lone co-host.

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-In contrast to the previous episode, Tim goes out of his way to grant Carl plenty of room to talk, & even disagree with him. Carl regards the White House account posting a Studio Ghibli meme of a fentanyl dealer's arrest as a poor decision, & gives the apperance of childishness, not authority. Tim disagrees with this, but rather than brow-beat Carl, he gives him plenty of space to respond:


Tim goes on to argue that Democrats shall never win, again, if Trump continues his policies. However, Carl ripostes by noting politics is static, & we cannot predict when the tide may shift. In the end, Tim does come to some agreement with the once-Applebee's Akkadian, which is quite the novelty:





On 28 March, Tim had Dan Hollaway, a podcaster & veteran, as the guest.
Brett & Cody were the co-hosts.

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-One of the worst part of Tim's pop culture references is not merely that he makes them, but his knowledge of them is so shallow. Tim compares the left to the Alliance, & the right to the Horde, from World of Warcraft. Dan asks how to break down these groups on x-, & y-axes. Tim repeats his claims that it is people whom think they are a god & those that serve God. Then, the beanie boy gets a super-chat critiquing his understanding of the game's lore & Tim laughs that off. Only to then bemoan "kung-fu pandas" being added to the game, as an example of how awful the lore is, now. Which shows Tim never played Warcraft III:
 
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-Speaking of Tim's odd behaviour when it comes to the Tates, he is incensed at the idea of people allegedly facilitating child sex trafficking & the inability to remove sex traffickers from the United States, if Republicans remain faithful to their principles. But the beanie boy does not accept criticising the Tates without a trial, we need to follow due process for them. & it is not because they are citizens, either, Tim has regularly called for CBP officials to be brought up on charges for indirectly help trafficked people get into the country:
Pool is controlled opposition like Tate. Pool is under Daily Wire. A former colleague of Shapiro said he always maintained close ties with Mossad.
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Which is why mentioning Israel, Pool freaks out.
 

On 31 March, Tim had Winston Marshall, former member of Mumford & Sons, now a podcaster, as the guest.
Brett & Libby were the co-hosts.

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-Winston has a bit of Hugh Grant in him, awkward flattery included, as he claims to enjoy Tim's music:


-Winston asks what is happening with The Daily Wire, & Tim hints that he has "insider information". But, he decides to reserve that for the paywalled segment:





On 1 April, Tim had Michael Krechmer, also known as Michael Malice, as the guest & he was dressed up as The Question, from DC Comics.
Phil & Shane were the co-hosts.

Michael manages to make the episode more of a conversation, rather than masticating over news stories.

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-Because The Question is a faceless character, Michael was rather muffled for a good bit of the show:
 
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Tim had Mark Mitchell, head pollster of Rasmussen, as the guest.
Elad, Ian, & Phil were the co-hosts.

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-Tim continues to promote his Discord, claiming the reason midterm elections are lost are people not being "an active participant" in politics, which can be done in the Branch Timidians' chat rooms:


-Tim reminds us Elad is in the White House Press Briefing room, now, & he enjoys the leftist wailing over that fact:


-Ian wanted to express his concerns to Mark about polling being un-representative of the American populace, in particular by news articles & politicians. Elad & Tim push Mark to respond to Ian, where he takes the time to explain the methodology used in polling & how it can be reflective of a larger populace. Unfortunately, Elad & Tim keep interjecting when Ian wants to ask more questions, so it gets bogged down by that:


Tim finally lets Ian ask Mark what he wants to, which is whether Mark think newscasters have misrepresented his polls, & is this unethical. Instead of letting Mark respond, Tim jumps in, again. When Ian questions the ability of polling 1,500 people to represent the nation's opinion, Mark takes his time & explains how it works. Both agree that the poll's data can be ethically collected & presented, but people shall misuse it to push their particular agenda. This could have been several minutes shorter, if Elad & Tim could have let Ian ask his questions:


-It was Ian's 46th birthday & Tim decided to reveal that one of the keys to Our Graphene Guy's youthful features includes coffee enemas:





& to show off the impressive intellect Tim retained after sacking staff, here is Lisa Elizabeth. She books for all the Branch Timidians' shows, after Cassandra McDonald was fired. Lisa decided to buy, hook-line-&-sinker, a sob story about a black man that was arrested for leaving his children (including a 1 year old) at a McDonalds, unattended, whilst he supposedly went to a job interview. Her argument was "don’t act like 10-year-olds haven’t been babysitting 6 and one-year-olds from the dawn of time", to excuse this. Tim would re-post this statement by his employee:
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The story made the rounds on social media, to the point where a former NFL player, Antonio Brown, set up a GoFundMe for the black man & donated $1,048. Donors raised $81,766, out of a $50,000 goal. Unfortunately, the story may not have been true, at all. A police report came out which undermines the story. Lisa tries to spin her gullibility as giving the benefit of the doubt, too much, & praising people's generosity. No comment from the beanie boy, as of this post:
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With such vetting bonafides, there is no wonder why Tim has no trouble getting the hottest guests to fly to his compound.
 
a black man that was arrested for leaving his children (including a 1 year old) at a McDonalds, unattended, whilst he supposedly went to a job interview.
To be fair the first half really had me convinced when they said a black man leaving his children.
But trying to claim it was temporary or for a job interview really ruined it.
 

On 3 April, Tim had Tiffany Cianci, once more, as the guest.
Elad & Phil were the co-hosts.

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-Tiffany & Tim get into it over free speech absolutism. Elad argues the benefits of deporting anti-Israel protestors & organisers, as well as advocating mask bans at protests. Tiffany argues that is unjust, & says "It's my job to scream louder" to drown out speech she opposes, not the government's to do. Elad asks about slander, which Tiffany argues can be addressed by civil suits. Tim asks if signs & standing in public spaces count as free speech. Tiffany hedges this by stating permits are needed to avoid loitering charges. Tim brings up TikTok being censorious, because Tiffany uses that platform, & she disagrees. Tim vents his spleen about being banned, repeatedly, from TikTok for a bit. Then then beanie boy then weaves back to the signage question:


Tim asks about someone describing graphic sexual content to children, in a playground. Tiffany says her job is to out-voice that person, & "chase them out of there", figuratively. Tim tries a gotcha by an escalating questionnaire that crescendos with a naked image of the Monopoly Man on a sign, around children. Tiffany says if it is legal, then she has no issue with it, but it may run afoul of copyright. The beanie boy takes the stance that the person should be arrested. This sees Tim ask about having "This Book Is Gay" accessible to students, in public libraries, with Tiffany responding that it is her job to oversee what her children are doing, not the government's. However, Tiffany does say that teachers do not have the same free speech rights when they are working, as it is under an employer, which may impose limits. She argues that parents must be prepared to relocate their children into more acceptable environments, or push for changing curriculums, if they add things like that book. Tiffany contends that "there has never been ANY government, in the history of the world, that was on the right side of history when they censored their people". Tim asks if the United States was on the right side of history in World War II, to which she responds yes but mistakes were made. Tiffany argues a right forfeited cannot be regained, even if it may have been after World War II, & Tim claims that it does not mean you would not. Tiffany argues that the 1st Amendment was set, foremost, as it is the first defence of all other rights. Tim tries to finesse this, by bringing up the failed amendments, which preceded the 1st, & the existence of blasphemy laws which oppose the spirit of Tiffany's interpretation. Tiffany says progress was made to overturn these, over the decades. Tim argues that was only recently, & is in direct contravention of the Founders' intent, which ruled for hundreds of years. This is a strange tack for mixed-race Tim to take, as it was less than 60 year ago when anti-miscegenation statutes were ruled unconstitutional. Tim makes another pivot to claiming how the Bill of Rights is not honoured, now, & "the 9th & 10th Amendment do not exist". Tiffany pushes back, claiming there are Supreme Court cases moving along that may change that:


-Tim claims that Social Security "evaporates", in the near future, & people need to start caring for their elderly relatives. He claims that all people need to do is have 10 children, which shall band together & fund the end of life care for both parents. Elad & Phil discuss the excess burden on the budget from entitlements, while Tiffany brings up how the current economic landscape has two generations unable to care for themselves, financially, let alone elderly parents. Elad asks how she wants to fix this income inequality, which Tiffany says needs to be companies being allowed to prioritise employees over shareholders, again. She cites this shareholder focus beginning with Dodge v. Ford. Along with this, she argues for expanding access to capital for small businesses, & penalising off-shoring. Elad questions adding more regulations, which Tiffany argues are needed to prevent crony capitalism benefiting large corporations over small businesses:


Tiffany argues capitalism is "an economic math problem", & when unregulated, "is trying to get as close to slavery, as it can". Elad objects to this, interrupting & misrepresenting Tiffany. When Elad questions why a company should pay someone more, if it hurts the company, Tim interjects to explain that legally companies must work towards shareholder benefit, not community/company/employee benefit. This means a race to the bottom for salaries. Elad tries to argue regulators should not do that, Tim & Tiffany have to repeat that it is shareholders making these demands, to maximise their returns. Tiffany uses the example of Apple & Microsoft, being monopolistic companies walling out competitors. Tim has to explain how Apple products are overpriced, & use Unix, but are pushed on universities. Elad claims Tiffany wants "regulators" to control the market:


Tiffany brings up how some people working at think tanks sign away their intellectual property, & these are funded by large corporations which benefit from controlling potentially disruptive innovations. Elad continues to interrupt, while she brings up Google's anti-competitive practices. Tim pulls another escalating questionnaire with Elad, which ends with him stating that deception can be used to sell a product. Apropos of nothing, Elad is Jewish. Elad claims that fraud still happens, despite the Federal Trade Commission existing, to which Tim asks if he opposes police, because crime still happens. Elad ends up stating "Fraud's in the eye of the beholder", & claims people call Tim deceptive, all the time. Elad argues people as "savvy" & capable of sussing out fraud, but has to admit it often only comes after regulators call it out:


Elad decides to draw the line at "pharmaceuticals", which require regulations, but he cannot define what a drug is. Tiffany claims anti-trust laws are one of the few ways to bring criminal cases without the state's help, & when Elad keeps demanding specifics on what she wants, Tiffany says updating the Federal Arbitration Act. Elad does not know what this is, so Tiffany has to explain it. But Elad continues to cut her off. Tiffany manages to push back enough to talk about her experiences with arbitration. This included being forced to abort her stillborn child, rather than let it naturally pass out of her, because the company she was in arbitration with did not want to wait to depose her:


Tiffany has to explain why Elad had not heard about this, when he claims ignorance. It was due to a gag order & Tiffany was only released from this due to a successful defamation suit against the company. Tim steps in to say Elad's position "makes no sense", due to having requirements for some products to be regulated while similar ones are not. Elad says to sic DOGE on the FTC, so they only cover medications. Tim tries to pin down Elad's line on what to regulate, or not. Elad hems & haws on this. Tiffany brings up another example of the market not addressing issues, when a child fell from an indoor zipline. Her parents waived any right to sue, speak out, or disparage the company, after signing her into the park. The waivers were buried under the sign-in form, & the parents were unaware any waivers were included, as it would not be an expectation of theirs. Internal documents allegedly show the company was aware of the risks of accidents, but refused to take precautions. Tiffany argues that without some guardrails, it allows people to suffer & companies that should suffer consequences to avoid them. It is very funny seeing this very libertarian take from the same man that advocated for taxing the rich:



-During super-chats, the topic of pizza toppings comes up. Elad says he likes "change" on his pizza. Phil jokingly asks if that means quarters. Phil has a good giggle over it, while Elad is humorously getting ready to call the ADL. Also, Elad tries to claim olives on pizza are uncommon in the U.S., as compared to Israel, but Tim disagrees. & of course, Tim cites frozen pizzas, instead of how most restaurants offer olives as a topping:
 
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As far I am aware, Tate was never found guilty of the crimes he was accused of doing? Wasn't Romania just holding him in limbo trying to get more and more dirt on him without ever formally charging him?

I dislike Tate as well for being a retard who promotes Islamist ideals, but Pool is still right. An accusation is just that, an accusation. A right isn't a right if you only extend them towards people you like.
Dude, the guy raped Lauren Southern. It doesn't matter that it can't be proven. What the fuck do you expect, video and footage evidence? He's a fucking rapist. Pool is a money-grubbing sleazebag who desperately wants Tate on his podcast, that's all he cares about. He "vaguely" condemns tate, but never literally quotes what he's accused of.
 

On 4 April, Tim had Evita Duffy-Alfonso, a podcaster on Rumble, as the guest.
Brett & Phil were the co-hosts.

This episode, Tim gets to reiterate his hatred of TikTok, but Evita thinks granting the government the right to limit outlets, due to what they share, is a dangerous precedent: 55:25-1:29:56

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-Tim says 3 May shall be the first episode of The Culture War with audience participation. If you pay to be a member of Tim's Discord, you may have the chance to join the panel for a bit, in front of a live audience of your fellow Discordians:


-While deriding congresswomen asking to vote remotely, during maternity leave, Tim admits that his wife, Allison, is doing some work from home, in the wake of having her child. Someone super-chatted to say that is hypocritical, considering his loud opposition to remote work & these congresswomen asking for what he granted to his wife. Tim says he is not hypocritical, as Allison is just doing what work she can from home, not all her duties. Tim compares congresswomen voting remotely to a firewoman asking to work from home, unable to perform their core function. Tim defines this as being debating & making deals to pass legislation. When the super-chatter messages, again, saying he was calling out the double standard on remote work, Tim declares that you cannot contribute to the office's "culture", from home, & it offends him, as a person that works 16-hour days, that someone does not want to physically be present. Putting aside how truthful his hours claim is, I cannot blame someone for not wanting to truck out to a remote compound, with armed guards patrolling the perimeter, like it is some beanie-bedecked work camp:


-As part of his anti-TikTok talk, Tim starts off making the argument for the ban being over obscenity issues, such as pushing troonery. Evita counters that it was the pro-Palestine content that prompted the bipartisan passage of the law. Tim counters that is not his reason for supporting it, which is not what Evita implied. She responds that it is up to parents to moderate what apps their children have on their phones, if that is what Tim is concerned with:


Because Tim may be stuck with his talking points from the previous episode, opposing free speech absolutism, Brett has to remind Tim that his boss' earlier arguments against TikTok were not over obscenity issues, but the inability to sue a foreign company. Tim grabs this life saver, & completely switches tack to this:


Brett asks Tim what Trump shall do, having "kicked the can down the road". The beanie boy thinks nothing shall come of it, because conservative influencers have changed their mind to support Trump's action. The beanie boy calls out the president for not giving a substantive explanation for why he became pro-TikTok, despite being pro-Israel. The beanie boy still supports the ban, even if Democrats abuse this precedent, because he can sue an American outlet. Phil makes the more persuasive argument for Evita, that it was reviewed by the legislature, executive, & judicial branches, only to be upheld:


-Tim notes how Trump is pausing a ban on TikTok, passed on the reason of anti-Israel content, but removing green card holders over anti-semitism. Phil argues anti-Americans should be the reason they are deported, not whether they made anti-Israel statements. Evita notes that the Trump administration is trying to hook school funding to accepting the IHRA definition of antisemitism, which forces American citizens to comply with an overbroad definition. Both Evita & Phil recognise that this feeds into a perception of Jews being unduly protected from criticism:
 
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Phil finally loses his patient with Ian's woo-woo magic talk, after the Graphene Guy says he needs to take care about what he says shall happen as it could manifest. Ian says Phil needs to be careful with his "spell", because you spell words. Tim tries to tamp down the disagreement by noting Ian did manifest Gaza being annexed, & shifts talk to betting on whether Trump shall be impeached:
I'm glad that someone finally blew their top over Ian's autistic ramblings. There's a time and place for it, but he seems to have the innate ability to sperg out at the most inopportune times. I've always gotten the feeling that Phil doesn't really like Ian on a personal level, and merely maintains a professional relationship. It kinda seemed like the mask on Phil slipped a bit this episode, because he immediately got super aggressive.

The funny thing is, I could totally see hanging out and having a beer with either one of them, but in completely different scenarios. I think they're on the most opposite ends of the spectrum for Tim's regular panelists.

Milo takes pleasure in flaying Ian & Elad, but wanted the latter to be present for his verbal vivisection. He is flabbergast that Elad would be the Branch Timidian outlet's White House correspondent. Tim jokes that they could make Milo one, which leaves him tickled pink. Tim tries to praise Elad's on-the-ground reporting, which Milo questions the quality of, stating he offers "straight questions from a fruity man":
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-Milo talks about beef tallow being replaced by vegetable oil, at McDonalds, blaming leftists for this. Nicholas & Tim inform him that "vegans & Indians" pushed for it. Milo says he is now aware that "Big Vishnu" did it, & notes the uniquely antagonistic behaviour of Indians in the United States, versus other locations. He calls Indians "uglier White people" & imminently replaceable, if they are this ungrateful:
Holy shit, I think I like Milo now. Most based faggot.

From the limited knowledge I have about Sisson, he didn't actually do anything illegal? Slimy as fuck yeah, but there is no court case that would even be held in his case?

Legally? No. In the leftist mindset though, he's guilty and deserves execution for the high crime of betraying the ideology. And shame upon his family for generations.

It's absolutely fucking hilarious though, because this whole situation only reaffirms undeniable facts. 1, male feminists are always either cucked faggots, and/or sexual predators. 2, never underestimate the biological power of a horny guy on the prowl. Countries have been ruined, and dynasties have started and ended because guys are looking for sex. And guys will throw away a lucrative lifetime career to slay pussy.

Oh, and 3, young women are dumb whores who willingly give up sex for attention and power. But the minute you cast them aside for something else, they'll immediately cry and play up the rape/assault/tricked angle.

It's funny, on one hand these women are pushing the narrative that they're all strong independent girl-bosses who take charge and hold dominion over men. But the minute they're cast aside, they play up the angle of the poor innocent little waif, tricked by the evil guy who just used them for sex. It's Schroedinger's pussy.
 

Tim was absent, so Phil pitched in to host. The guests were Chris Pavlovski, CEO of Rumble, & Ezra Levant, CEO of Rebel Media.
Brett & Shane were the co-hosts.

With no Tim, Phil was able to run an actual conversation between the panelists & guests. So, it was a refreshing change of pace.



Tim decided to post on "X" about what he was doing, whilst he was away:
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