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Here is a clip collection from the 9 March to 11 March episodes of IRL.


On 9 March, Tim had Brandon Herrera, also known as The AK Guy, & Republican candidate for Texas' 23rd Congressional District, as the guest.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Tim appears to respect Brandon, so it was a more balanced conversation than usual.

It appears they are in a new location, for this episode.

Clip Collection:
-Brandon labelled Ian's barmy interjection to the discussion as being "flash-banged":


-Tim regales us with cheery childhood talks he had with his father, like his advice to run towards a nuclear explosion, so as to be quickly incinerated:


Bonus Bits:
-It is good that Tim had those important lessons, as a child, to make him the man he is, today:
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On 10 March, Tim had former baseball player, John Rocker, & comedienne Leonarda Jonie, as the guests.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Though it would have been better labelled a debate between Leonarda & Tim, as you shall see. Strap in, for this one is clip-heavy.

Clip Collection:
-From the off, Leonarda brings up Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, whom Tim & other social media personalities met with in a closed door meeting. She does not enjoy the beanie boy's jokes about that leader being a good man:


-Leonarda poses the question of why is the United States clashing with Iran. Ian attempts to offer a historical walkthrough, starting with Britain's oil exploration in the 1920's, but Tim cuts him off. Instead, the beanie boy goes over the period from the Obama administration to that of Trump's 2nd term. Our Graphene Guy tries to resume his point, after Tim finishes, but the beanie boy brushes that information off as irrelevant. This leads into Tim going on about how enriching uranium is about empowering Iran's economy, despite reactors not using weapon's grade material. Then, he pivots back to saying it is about having leverage as a holder of nuclear weapons. John chimes in to say the Islamic Republic launching missiles at civilian targets seems to show a willingness to be loose with unleashing nuclear weapons, so Tim interjects to refine his point:


Tim notes that Iran's leaders are "Islamic fundamentalists", & a hadith quoting Muhammad states they must hunt down all Jews before their Judgement Day may come. Leonarda notes that having an issue with extremist sects in government, threatening nuclear attacks, should mean Tim is against Israel's version, as well. The beanie boy says there are "a lot of fundamentalist ideologies", but Israel is "working for us", unlike Iran. Leonarda disagrees, so Tim notes that Israel does not control all aspects of U.S. foreign policy, so claims of the Jewish State controlling the United States is overblown. His retort to most every congressman being pro-Israel, & pro-Israeli PACs funding campaigns is to cite Ukraine as an example of another nation with similar sway. The comedienne subtly notes that Vladimir Zelenskyy, current president of Ukraine, is a Jew, & like Netanyahu, identifies as that first, before his national origin. They go back & forth, until Tim appeals to the difference in population between Jews & Muslims, with the latter being a bigger issue due to a larger population. Leonarda notes that there is a religious taboo upon censuses in Judaism, & this may hide their actual numbers. Tim asks if the comedienne thinks "Jews" placed Zelenskyy in power, to which she agrees. Her argument is Israel wanting to control a vaguely defined corridor from Israel to Ukraine. Tim offers to "learn yuh some thangs", in a faux Southern accent, to which Leonarda declines, stating it is the age of "pure, uh, retarded womanhood" & she is going to embrace it:


-There was more talk of why the Russia-Ukraine War happened, to which Leonarda challenges how a Jew won the presidency of Ukraine, despite being an extreme minority. Tim compares it to Barack Obama, a mixed-race person, winning in the United States, which are similarly small. The comedienne retorts that Obama's support was from "every non-White, & every self-hating White", to which the beanie boy agrees, but pivots away from that to say the West wanted to curtail Russia's dominance of European natural gas imports. Leonarda labels Tim as "allying...with the forces of evil" & his beanie hides a pair of horns. John says "It may be a bald spot", instead. Tim says he is entirely bald. Then, of all people, Ian steps in to say correlation is not causation. Woo-Woo vibrations man is asking Leonarda to not jump to conclusions. In response, the comedienne says she has "low-IQ antisemitism", as well as "low-IQ racism", because it protects her against threats, such as rape by Mexicans:


The beanie boy asks if a Jew raped her to give her this stance. Leonarda details how one of the chosen people, whom looked a little like Tim, "bald head, druggie guy", stalked her as a child. Tim implies this position stems from foreign propaganda operations, noting Candace Owens is a part of this. When asked why Candace can break all the rules, Leonarda says it is because she is black. Then, she moves to asking why Erika Kirk mourns by going about in leather pants, & fireworks displays going off behind her, at events. Tim proposes Erika is on Xanax, & that is why she acts so strange. To get back to talk of Israel, Leonarda says the U.S. has been at war in the Middle East, since Israel's foundation, & never before. Tim brings up the Barbary Wars, but she casts this off as irrelevant:


This goes into talk about shifting blame for the recent Middle Eastern conflicts from wars for oil to wars for Israel. Tim regards people seeing Jewish influence everywhere as loony, to which Leonarda asks what he thinks of state-level bills banning government contracts with companies that engage in the Boycott Divest Sanction Israel movement. This being a violation of First Amendment rights being her objection, & seeing that implemented across "38 states" raises her gorge. Tim challenges Leonarda to name bills like this for other countries. When she cannot, Tim implies it is on her to know that, despite him being the one to question targeting BDS restrictions as unique. Leonarda mentions San Marcos, a town in Texas, which objected to money going to Israel, being targeted as antisemitic by Gov. Greg Abbott. The beanie boy says he disagrees with it, but does not link this to outsized Jewish influence:


Tim regards this as extrapolating a wildly inaccurate result. Ian comes in to confirm that boycotting Israel is penalised in a way boycotting China is not, for government contractors. Leonarda notes the combination of speech being met with threats of violence, & government restricting what can be discussed around Israel concerns her. For the former, Phil tells the comedienne to carry a firearm; & to the latter, the beanie boy jokes that he thinks Ukraine controls everything. Phil does concede regulations around protecting certain groups should be removed, but Tim continues to be confrontational, trotting out incorrect information about Ukraine receiving more aid than Israel. Attempting a gotcha, the beanie boy says Texas also prevents contractors working with adversaries of the U.S., which Leonarda calls a "disingenuous" comparison, because you can still protest those countries & get contracts. The beanie boy responds that he has the right to not do business with whomever he pleases, so why not the government:


Tim says this is all in service of protecting American military operations, but Leonarda retorts no such laws exist for Ukraine, or other nations. Phil attempts to play conciliator between the two, noting that there are special rules for government contractors, but he objects to restricting their speech rights. However, the beanie boy remain antagonistic, accusing Leonarda of knowing nothing, despite being so sure of herself. Which is ironically, Tim to a tee, in most circumstances. Except Leonarda has the wit to regularly call herself an ignoramus, whilst Tim lectures everyone about how he knows all. For example, the beanie boy strawmans the comedienne's position as Israel controlling all foreign policy, despite her being specific with the Middle East & Ukraine. When called out, he demands a percentage of how much Israel controls global U.S. policy, then. She says she cannot quantify it, but the influence has pushed U.S. involvement in the Middle East. Tim's riposte is that despite Ukraine receiving so much aid, he does not think European politicians rope the U.S. into supporting Ukraine:


-After more dissection of the Russia-Ukraine conflict, Leonarda tries to explain her rationale that without Israeli influence, & its presence, negotiating in the Middle East would be easier. Yet more sparring ensues, with the comedienne noting the overrepresentation of Jews in promoting Marxism & transgenderism. This gets some laughs from the panel, yet when Leonarda tries to move away from Israel talk, Tim just goes right back to it, by bringing up a clip of Sen. Lindsay Graham saying he sides with Israel, over "antiseminites" & "isolationists". Tim says antisemites can go pound sand, but isolationism is a perfectly fine "opinion" to hold. As if antisemitism cannot also be an opinion, or isolationism asserted as iron-clad fact. Leonarda says she likes how blatant Lindsay is saying this, as a "homosexual, probably pedophile" being blackmailed by Israel, buttresses her position. Tim admits that conspiracies have a habit of being correct, to which the comedienne says she chose not to take the COVID-19 vaccine "because a Jew made it". Ian interjects to say he needs to check if he's Jewish, but Leonarda says he is too Aryan for that. Tim challenges her to determine his lineage, & she says that is why "miscegenation is a sin against God":


-Leonarda proposes that racism is a normal, healthy, thing, just as prioritising one's children is. Most of the panel agrees, except Ian, whom misinterprets the hypothetical of choosing between one's child, over others. Phil & Tim says that Whites are to blame for accepting the terms of rejecting their own racial supremacy, whilst the comedienne blames Jewish subversion. Ian notes that financial interests can push these sorts of policies upon nations, & they can have Jewish owners. Tim rejects this because the CEOs are mostly Irish. Our Graphene Guy says that is true, but the owners are still Jewish. The beanie boy asks why not subvert China, if Jews want to undermine powerful nations. Leonarda cannot adequately explain it, but notes their antipathy for Europeans. Though there is evidence that even supposedly intellectually independent Jews can hold ethnic grudges against those they believe persecuted them. With antisemitism dominating the conversation, Leonarda invites John to make some racist statements. He begins winding one up, but Tim moves along to the next story:


-Leonarda notes the statement by Batya Ungar-Sargon that Jews created the Left, & supported it for years, & their policies leading to antisemitism is akin to the story of the Golem of Prague. Tim opposes her fixation on Jews being the sole group in control of these forces. But Leonarda objects to that framing, as she acknowledges others are attempting it, as well. She asks him when America was great, & Tim prevaricates by saying there was greatness in all periods. But when pinned on the matter the beanie boy does say it was when it was more White, but there is nuance to it. Ian says he stole when living on the street, but would not do that, now, despite being White. Tim says it comes down to a high trust society being the key, noting how his property was safe, unattended, at a ski resort, but that was not due to it being White-dominated. John slyly notes that may be the reason:


-The two manage to find some bonhomie over fear of polar shifts, & the wealthy retreating to remote bunkers to survive it. Leonarda & Tim part ways over the cause, because she says it is God's plan to reduce the non-White population. John chimes in to say it is to erase homosexuals. Ian wonders if sin leaves one unable to "magnetically align", which both agree is an excellent point:


-A super-chatter defends Ian's earlier remarks about needing deeper context than Tim offered on Iran, but the beanie boy rejects going back to the 1920's because it is "ancient history". As an aside, sending money to someone you insult, in order to have them read your message, however pithy, seems so asinine to me:


-Tim reads off some of the super-chats critical of Leonarda, & she says they are bots supporting Israel. Phil says that the chats being read are those paying to say them, & this confirms they are actually living Jews, instead:


-Tim is now 40, & the 51 year old John takes no pleasure in hearing the beanie boy complain about it. But, thankfully, he got some time to talk about his baseball career when a super-chatter asked about it, which was nice:


-Tim's hackles are raised when Leonarda brings up the U.S.S. Liberty, thinking it was because of the clip he claims was "fake". After clarifying, she points out that Albania, where she descends from, would never think to attack the United States, as Israel did. When Tim attempts to label over-focusing on the Jewish State as "Israel Derangement Syndrome", the comedienne notes that the past generation has been the U.S. mired in the Middle East, which explains the attention it gets. Tim responds that there are reasons outside of Israel that involvement happened:




On 11 March, Tim had Arynne Wexler, another self-declared comedienne, whose sole assets leads me to call her the booby; & Luke Rudkowski, as the guests.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim continues to stream upon YouTube, despite its many issues. Which now include not showing the livestream upon their page, when it is ongoing:


-Luke is not pleased to have been trooned out in the thumbnail. The Jewish guest is tickled pink by the idea of making the conspiracy 'caster have her mammaries:


-Everyone on the panel, sans Ian & Luke, chuckle over the idea of people having Israel Derangement Syndrome, pre-emptively prepared to blame the Jewish State over a prospective drone attack:


-Arynne thinks that targeting Iran is part of a strategy to deprive China of its largest oil source. Luke questions why, if that was the case, Pres. Donald Trump is defending tanker ships in the Persian Gulf, headed for China. Both the booby & beanie boy say this is all part of keeping China in the petrodollar system. Luke remains skeptical, to which Arynne scoffs at his more isolationist stance of not wanting to intervene with Iran. Tim takes a pragmatic stance, claiming he is accepting Trump's escalation of drone strikes & Iran intervention, because he shifts things towards his preferred position in other areas. Luke does call out how China does not use U.S. dollars to buy Iranian oil, & has been shifting towards using the yuan for petroleum purchases, for some time. But he does acknowledge that should news emerge that Trump has succeeded in reversing that, Luke would accept it, but only after seeing the proof:


Arynne continues to dismissively criticise Luke's naiveté on Iran, & Tim pushes the need to maintain the petrodollar, against the conspiracy 'caster's wariness. The beanie boy says that he gives the Trump administration the benefit of the doubt over that of Obama, because the latter was "moustache-twirling evil" for a drone strike which killed an American teenager. Despite the fact that in Trump's first term, he ordered a Navy SEAL raid which resulted in the death of that teenager's 8 year old half-sister. His rationale is that the Obama administration admitted it killed the teenager in a drone strike upon a nation the U.S. is not at war with, whilst the Trump administration was not so clear on the young girl's death, during a commando raid in a nation the U.S. is not at war with. As Tim discusses the "masculinity", yet evil nature, of Pres. Obama ordering a drone strike to kill an American citizen, because their parent was a terrorist whom was already taken out, Arynne has a smile on her face. With her apparent glee over taking out Americans, I am tempted to label her the ghoul, instead of the booby:


The beanie boy goes at length to justify when force is needed to maintain free shipping lanes, as a global policeman, but not exporting American culture. He does not like placing McDonald's & Starbucks on every corner. To get Luke's position, he asks the conspiracy 'caster what he thinks is the greatest negative of U.S. adventures in the Middle East. Luke names the economic impact, & massive debt accrued with little to show for it. Tim responds that it was 9/11, & the threat of blowback, for him. Tim persists in justifying action against Iran, criticising the Obama approach of negotiating, versus Trump's more violent one. Again, the booby is donning her ghoulish grin at the mention of striking Iran. Luke argues that Obama did not pay off the Islamic Republic, but merely unfroze assets it legally owned, & Trump curtailing negotiations was unwise. Arynne casts aspersions on this concept, asking if Luke believes in Santa Claus, still. She sees a nuclear Iran as unacceptable, & Tim remarks that Trump would not talk to a nuclear-equipped terrorist state. The beanie boy musst have forgotten about North Korea, & Trump's willingness to take great steps to reach out to the Hermit Kingdom. But Tim does throw the conspiracy 'caster a bone, agreeing that Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu is loony for saying the U.S. would be targeted by an Iranian nuclear weapon:


-One of the reasons Tim was in Texas, this week, was part of collaborating with the World Poker Tournament, but the Lodge Card Club was raided by the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission, & closed. No specific reason has been giving for the action, which upsets the beanie boy, as he claims nothing illegal was going on there. He & Luke conclude this was a case of malicious regulation being used against the establishment:


-Phil & Tim challenge Luke on why a government digital identification system is a bad thing. Phil opens by saying that carrying around a cell phone permits tracking by companies & governments, already, so it is too late to object to excessive tracking. The Conspiracy 'caster regards digital ID as a further intrusion into one's already-diminished privacy, & ready for abuse by authorities that seek to control information. Tim sees the positives of removing anonymity from the internet, because of the threat of bots & teenage trolls making people more polarised. Though this runs into the "If you did nothing wrong, you have nothing to hide" fallacy, which no one challenges him upon. Or remind Tim of his prior disdain for CNN & the Daily Beast using the threat of exposing the identity of a meme creator, six years ago, as a way to silence him. Government-mandated doxing to participate on social media would do the same, with no recourse out of it. He also claims that by consenting to social media companies gathering data, & generating shadow profiles, it is the same thing as a government digital ID system, anyway. Luke closes out by saying there is a limited window to curtail this, before Democrats return to power & push the envelope further:


-Tim explains the new policy of using vague titles, vague thumbnails, & Tim's gawping face for the channel's videos. Apparently, this combination maixmises watch time, & engagement:


-A super-chatter chides Tim for being overly aggressive with Luke, to which both men say that was not the feeling, at all. The beanie boy does say that it was much smoother than the discussion with Leonarda, because both were trying to understand the other. He calls out Andrew Wilson & Kyla Turner for a performative debate on the Whatever podcast where each tried to "clip farm" the other, with no intent on hearing out the opposition. The beanie boy admits he does not know if that is actually the case, & demurely admits he can be no better, sometimes. Long-time viewers know that sometimes must be days ending in "y":
 
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On 12 March, Tim had Alex Jones, & Luke Rudkowski, as the guest.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Alex was a bit loose, though that is not surprising, if you are familiar with his oeuvre. But the InfoWars host left suddenly, part way through the show, after having a severe coughing fit.

Clip Collection:
-Alex brought out his over-the-top personality early, declaring how Joe Rogan's fear of a terror attack upon the proposed White House UFC fight indicates he has a vagina, & those fearful of terrorism can take shelter within it. As Luke attempts to do his introduction, Alex challenges the panel to a fight, everyone against himself:


-Alex experiences a severe coughing fit, after Tim asks how old the InfoWars host is. The panel watch on, in concern. After it passes, Alex appears less lucid, & not as focused upon the conversation, than before:


-Approximately fifteen minutes later, Alex abruptly leaves the show, promising to return to a later one. Someone from off-stage, named Robby Mann, takes his position on the panel:


-This sees the beanie boy address the situation, stating that he hopes Alex is alright. The panel, sans Luke, opine on what it could be. Alcoholism, allergies, & stress are the primary theories the panel puts forth. The conspiracy 'caster is less willing to publicly discuss the situation. Tim reassures him that due to the audience expressing fears, he wishes to be clear about what is going on. Someone else, named Robby Mann, steps in to take Alex's seat:


-After some more time passes, Tim left the panel to call & check on Alex. After he returned, The beanie boy explains that "our team was on standby, with medical training", during the coughing fit, if things did go south. He passed along that the InfoWars host is not driving home, alone, & is hopefully going to get it checked:


-A super-chatter asks what Tim's plans are, should Democrats take power in the midterms. The beanie boy says it is moving to El Salvador, because he fears political persecution, & violence, against him. In particular, Tim says the need to travel to Loudon County, VA, where Attorney General Jay Jones is head of their law enforcement, means relocation is paramount:


-Tim informs the audience that Alex is at home, & safe:
 

On 13 March, Tim had Michael Krechmer, known by the nom du guerre Michael Malice; & Luke Rudkowski, as the guests.
Robby, from the previous night, took Ian's post, joining Phil, as the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Michael was hoping for a crossover with comic book creator, Eric July, as he is producing his own graphic novel:


-Tim believes that the reason his livestreams are being not shown, is due to an attempt to control acceptable opinions via corporate owned podcasts stifling competition. He expounds that accounts created after a certain date shall be unable to find anti-establishment videos; & control over "bad opinions" shall be maintained via companies buying out podcasters, whom shall get all the algorithmic promotions:


-For once, Tim is not the one aggressively misconstruing someone. Luke pushes for more action against those that penalised & persecuted people for their social media posts. Phil responds that "looking back" & calling out issues is pointless, which is not what the conspiracy 'caster said. Luke & Michael outline ways to hold people to account, ranging from criminal investigations to making them sit before Congress & testify as to why action was taken against people opposed to COVID-19 vaccines, lockdowns, etc. Tim argues that the powers-that-be would not be affected if there were to be actions taken, anyway. The manlet musiciain chimes in to say how Luke is merely black-pilling, & declaring "I give up", with these statements. Which is not what he did, at all. Unfortunately, the beanie boy shifts the conversation to a video of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, before Phil could be properly pinned for his straw-manning:





On 16 March, Tim had Bryan Callen, a comedian; & Olivia Boeree, a former professional poker player, as the guests.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Bryan was willing to assert himself, enough, that Tim did not run roughshod over the panel, but he did his darndest.

Clip Collection:
-Tim tries to go full simulation theory, declaring that this life is ethics programming for an AI. Ian decides to go one step further, adding DMT & talking to people beyond the veil, but the beanie boy says this is too far, & his idea is better. Bryan is annoyed at Tim's constant need to give life's purpose a dark spin:





On 17 March, Tim had Rosanne Barr; her son, Jake Pentland; & Olivia Boeree, were the guests.
Ian was the sole co-host.

Clip Collection:
-Tim acknowledges Israel's outsized influence, but still reiterates that it is not so massive as to sway America's direction. The rest of the panel agrees, except Rosanne decides to unveil the real villains. She thinks it is the British Royal family pulling the strings:


-Rosanne decides to go full-bore on attacking Iran, comparing it to Nazi Germany, & people whom cannot see it are "idiots". Tim tries to nuance it, saying independents & libertarians were not properly sold on the war, & that means the MAGA coalition is shattering. Because it all has to be about the beanie boy, Tim uses this time to go over his Twitter spat with James Lindsay, over how to interpret polling numbers, & how he is actually correct:


Jake steps in to defend James, saying he sees the Woke Right is the one breaking away from MAGA, now. Tim retorts that James is trying to sabotage MAGA, by laying those accusations, & lulling the right into thinking it cannot lose. He rejects any generous reading of James' actions, & goes at length about how intentionally misleading he is:


When Rosanne asks if Tim sees Candace Owens & Tucker Carlson in the same way, he sees neither as in the same league as James. Candace wants to be on top, & Tucker just has bad opinions, according to Tim. The beanie boy returns to calling out Israel Derangement Syndrome people, such as those thinking Israel placed Vladimir Zelenskyy in power, indirectly calling out prior guest, Leonarda Jonie. When Jake tries to offer some defence of James, noting Candace & Tucker are likewise attempting to poison the well, Tim continues his hyperventilating rant, as the rest of the panel is forced to sit & endure it:


-Ian argues that there is wokeness in many things, but what he actually means is dogmatism. Tim does not take this well, & as Olivia chimes in to help explain what Ian means, the beanie boy bullies Our Graphene Guy over not actually doing anything to prove what he believes. This means Ian cannot criticise theological arguments, because they are based in logic & historical backing. Ian replies that there is a distinction between using the scientific method to prove things versus theology, with the rest of the panel agreeing with him, except Tim. When Olivia tries to mediate for the two, again, Tim continues to assert his correctness:


-Rosanne claims there needs to be another Bonus Army to give children discipline. Not sure how having them march on Washington D.C., to demand advances on their pay, only to be dispersed would do that. I believe she meant the Civilian Conservation Corps:


-Tim reminds us he is still working upon that card game he claimed was in the works for years, now, but it is coming:
 
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This is a collection of clips from the IRL streams from 18 March to 20 March. Kyla Turner, a leftist Canadian-born YouTuber, was a guest on all three episodes. You may recall her name from roughly one week before, where Tim labelled this leftist leaf as someone more interested in clip-farming than actual conversations. This becomes humorous as Tim does his level best to do the same gotcha tactics, across these episodes.


On 18 March, Tim had Matthew Marsden, a former Hollywood actor, & Kyla Turner, a leftist Canadian-born YouTuber, as the guests.
Ian was the sole co-host.

It was a rather grating episode, because Kyla & Tim kept arguing past each other. The leftist leaf kept deferring to what I presume was an AI, or constant online searches, to determine what her arguments were, & the beanie boy oscillated between saying she did not mean what she says, or relying on headlines without context to prove his case. As such, it dragged on for most of the show, making clipping it difficult.


Clip Collection:
-Here is one of the final exchanges the two had, with Tim arguing that high taxes are to blame for the wealthy leaving New York City. In response, Kyla argues that it is not as widespread, population wise, to qualify as an exodus. Tim responds by skimming articles/headlines. The leftist leaf returns with a study on the general response of the wealthy to higher taxes, which the beanie boy rejects as not being about the subject at hand. The duration of this clip shows just how much of a slog it was this outing:


-Another highlight was a midwit meeting of the minds on how to balance taxes & spending. We hear how Tim works 16-hour days, which are broken down into 8-9 hours of "hard, straight talk" in front of a camera, & research for that talking; with "business stuff, in between". He asks the leftist leaf why he should be taxed more, for working long hours which gives "30-40 people" jobs. Kyla says the tax code should be realigned to help small businesses, & the middle class, not big enterprises. Tim argues that both sides should come together, find things that should be cut from the budget, before raising taxes. Kyla agrees audits are a good start, but the wealthiest should pay into the system more, especially if it is a corporation that has not kept the wages it offered on par with bonuses disbursed to the leadership. The beanie boy posits Facebook should be taxed more, as a corporation he is alright to target. Both conclude that reducing military spending is good, because it is their tax money going towards "killing brown people". Putting aside the difficulty in finding things to cut on a bipartisan basis, the fact that defence spending makes up only 10-20% of the annual budget, whilst entitlements (~50-60%) & servicing the interest upon existing debt (~15%) outrank it most every year mean there are far larger concerns to address:


-Kyla denies using ChatGPT to make her points, during the discussion:




On 19 March, Tim had Rudyard Lynch, of the WhatIfAltHist YouTube channel; & Kyla Turner, once more, as the guests.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Kyla says due process matters, then Tim declares that he does not believe in it. Instead, he considers it a fig leaf for exercising power against your opponents, as both sides find fault with it. The beanie boy uses the case of Ethan Couch's 10-year probation sentence as an example of criticising due process, from the left's perspective. Though he does mangle the facts of the case, such as not having the correct state, or misapplying the defence's argument to the judge, alone. Ian steps in to get Rudyard's perspective, & he begins explaining how rejecting rule of law is unwise, but Tim interjects to say why should it be hewed to if the left has ostensibly destroyed it, already. The leftist leaf returns, trying to correct Tim on the Couch case, but he brushes this off as "neither here, nor there":


-As Kyla & Rudyard are debating, Tim wars with wanting to keep to his rigid schedule of masticating over the news versus needing to get the final word in. Of course, allowing his guests to have a fulsome debate, outside of what he already covered in his earlier solo segments, is out of the question:


-Somehow, Ian manages to be a better host than Tim, by trying to draw Rudyard back into what has become a two-way debate between the leftist leaf & the beanie boy:


-A super-chatter US Marine veteran challenges Kyla, stating she never faced "real adversity" & was incapable of assessing threats. She retorts with her past sexual abuse, & working with violent individuals as part of her job. She decides to use this moment to elevate herself, as the sensible one, & not the one using puerile tactics, or strawmanning. The beanie boy implies her examples do not count, because, it was not "life & death". The leftist leaf disagrees, stating she had "children chase (her) with axes", but concedes that does not rise to the same level of threat as combat service. Tim pivots to her not being shot at, instead. Ian, once more, tries to get Rudyard to speak more, because in an earlier exchange, he was quashed by the leftist leaf & Tim not granting him space to talk:




On 20 March, Tim had Devory Darkins, a conservative social media personality; Alex Stein; & Kyla Turner, once again, as the guests.
Phil was the sole co-host.

Clip Collection:
-Tim starts off discussing AI content flooding YouTube, but pivots to claim that talk "among many people" in Washington D.C., is that there shall be a Tulsi Gabbard/Joe Kent 2028 presidential ticket to revive the Obama/McCain dynamic. This being a pro-war party on one side, & a sort-of pro-war party on the other. Alex notes that if Tucker Carlson runs, he would be anti-war, but the beanie boy claims the man is not actually anti-intervention, at all. Kyla notes that in the previous episode, Tim said the right would be anti-war, not the left. Now, Tim decides to clarify, by which he means change his argument, so Tulsi returns to being a Democrat, to explain it. He ties this all into a conspiracy theory of how "the machine state wants the narrative control back", which entails flooding the internet with AI-generated nonsense, driving actual content creators to sell their shows to establishment outlets to stay afloat. The beanie boy argues this shall return to a competition between neo-conservative Republicans, & "Kyla left" Democrats, that he thinks are willing to have honest conversation. Again, Tim called out Kyla, a little over a week before this episode for only being interested in clip-farming, not conversation:


Kyla notes that Tulsi being part of the Trump administration means she is unpalatable to the Democrat base, to which Tim disagrees. His counter is that "because they said it to my face", this is what is happening to ensure there is "some king of Israel-ambivalent, or pro-Israel" moderate Democratic Party. The leftist leaf asks whom is organising all this, because the powers-that-be seem in conflict. The beanie boy hedges himself, saying this is all just rumours, & he could be wrong:


-This episode has had a cavalcade of Tim's poorly constructed hypotheticals, & Kyla overthinking them. Here is a sample, with Ian coming in, last minute to throw his own spanner into the works:


-Tim says he is working on "a political nuclear bomb on this country". It ends up being a lawsuit against West Virginia, which he is willing to "take to the Supreme Court". It aims to make gambling, like blackjack or poker, legal; or else the state has to ban TCG tournaments where there are entrance fees & prizes. His logic is that both meet the legal definition of gambling, as playing a game of chance for winnings, so ban both or permit both. This was driven by Tim's inability to set up poker games at his yet-to-open coffee shop-cum-clubhouse, & a recent raid upon a Texas card club, where he was going to play at, for an event. The beanie boy thinks this closure is spurious:



Tim decided to weigh in on the question of American hegemony versus a rising multi-polar world, by citing a conversation between Tucker Carlson & Jiang Xueqin, of the PredictiveHistory YouTube channel. If you are familiar with some of Jiang's statements on the historicity of the Second Punic War, Iran unifying all of the Islamic World, & the challenges of enacting parental discipline in a White nation, you have to laugh at the beanie boy using this example:
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But, after doing some recollecting myself, Tim's geopolitical prognostication have always been poor. Two year ago, he predicted an attack upon Iran would result in a military response by Russia, & China, against the United States, & World War III, within six months.
 
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Jiang Xueqin, of the PredictiveHistory YouTube channel
Everybody seems to be coming down on this guy at once, he is the man of the hour.
what's supposed to be so bad about him? Why has he suddenly stepped into the spotlight?

Never heard of him and now everybody is quoting him, approving and disapproving, left and right, can't figure out what he said that has their panties in a bunch... or is this all because Tucker interviewed him?

EDIT: I'm guessing Alex Jones might be taking beta-blockers, which cause coughing fits. Some can get fairly severe.
He looks like the very defintion of 'high blood pressure' :lol:
 
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Everybody seems to be coming down on this guy at once, he is the man of the hour.
what's supposed to be so bad about him? Why has he suddenly stepped into the spotlight?

Never heard of him and now everybody is quoting him, approving and disapproving, left and right, can't figure out what he said that has their panties in a bunch... or is this all because Tucker interviewed him?
Jiang Xueqin, via his PredictiveHistory channel had a rather meteoric rise. Beyond Tucker Carlson, he has been featured on a few other channels, & people are labeling him some form of Nostradamus for having predicted Pres. Donald Trump winning the 2024 election, going to war with Iran, & the global order's forthcoming "change" as a consequence of it, from a video he made two years ago. But people have been critical of him, noting how Jiang is only a high school English/philosophy teacher in Beijing, despite portraying himself as a professor giving lectures; his claims about the war in Gaza being "ritual human sacrifice"; & just how independent he is of the Communist government. Jiang was arrested & expelled from China in 2002, over allegations of spying when filming an undercover documentary. But then, he was permitted to return the following year, participated in a failed education reform movement, & now runs a very large YouTube channel seemingly free of the usual Great Firewall regulations. It makes it seem Jiang is being permitted to do this with the CCP's blessing, or even backing. Though to be fair on that point, he had been critical of the CCP's media control, in a 2017 CNN op-ed, several years prior to starting his YouTube channel.

It all comes together to offer two possibilities, depending upon your stance. On one hand, Jiang appears astroturfed, due to his sudden rise & platforming by anti-establishment voices, as well as his ability to operate in what is normally a heavily restrictive Chinese online environment. But there is no definitive proof to verify the allegation, so it is all supposition. On the opposite end, much like Nostradamus, people seize upon certain remarks from Jiang which can be made to fill their prior conceptions, & may now call upon this rising personality to bolster their arguments. Though much like the purported seer, Jiang's supporters are quick to ignore when his remarks are absurd, off the mark, or lean towards sounding like CCP propaganda, when convenient. In the end, both sides' actions only serve to send Jiang's star rising even more, so he pops up frequently in the algorithm.



Here are some choice bits from the IRL streams between 23 to 25 March.


On 23 March, Tim had Mehek Cooke, a conservative political commentator, as the guest.
Libby, & Tate, were the co-hosts.

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-After having Libby introduce herself, Tate was unceremoniously cut off, mid-sentence. Tim made a change to omit having the staffers give their names, starting during the Texas trip. Guess Tate was not given the memo on that:




On 24 March, Tim had Caroline Wren, a Republican fundraiser & campaigner, as the guest.
Elaad, & Tate, were the co-hosts.

It takes some time, but Caroline eventually catches on that IRL requires you to force yourself into the conversation, as the host is only there to hear himself talk.

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-Tim "Pocket" Pool has a new sponsor, Pocket Hose:


-Elaad, & Tate, are informed that introductions are out, now. Some banter starts, but Tim swiftly puts an end to that. How dare people just naturally conversing take the place of the same news the beanie boy already reviewed earlier in the day?:


-Rather than bring the guest into the conversation, Tim decides to gauge Elaad's backing of Trump's Iran actions. The kosher correspondent offers his neo-conservative view, & how Republicans are backing the attacks. The beanie boy continues to ignore Caroline, a GOP campaigner, to offer his own perspective on how this affects the party's future prospects. He notes the need for independents, but pivots to talking about podcasters. His gripe being when those with little in the way of knowledge about the situation have begun weighing in on the goings-on abroad. Tim regards this as showing signs of "advertiser dollars" pushing them to make these statements, outside their usual character, to chase maximum returns. Though the beanie boy does go out of his way to omit Tucker Carlson from these accusations, whom he says "has something going on" but doesn't "mean (it) negatively":


-The beanie boy mentions that advertisers are seeing massive returns on Erika Kirk content, from their ad rates. Despite this, Tim says IRL shall be about hard-hitting news, instead. Keep this in mind for the next episode:


-A super-chatter asks to have the UFO spun, an old tradition from the early days of the show. We get a reminder of what IRL was supposed to be, Tim gallivanting about in his van & interviewing people on the news of the day. But he blames COVID for abandoning this idea, & settling in to his remote compound routine:


-Tim reminds us he can determine the average voters' opinion by frequenting multiple poker tables:




On 25 March, Tim had Mike Benz, Executive Director of the Foundation for Freedom Online, as the guest.
Elaad, & Ian, were the co-hosts.

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-Mike does a disappearing act, under the table, as talk of a return to the Moon begins. I thought it was a bit, but it just kept going. I am guessing there was some sort of technical issue, because by the end he was scooting about in his chair, in & out of frame, like a dog on a carpet:


-Mike discusses the concerning phenomenon of capitalist nations using communist policies to boost profits, which he noticed happening with the 2022 presidential election in Brazil. But instead of better exploring this, Tim decides to cut off the guest, so he can bring up a black man doing a White Chicks-esque mockery of Erika Kirk. Last episode, the beanie boy derided people choosing easy ad revenue via speaking about Charlie Kirk's widow, instead of substantive news. Irony, thy name is beanie:
 
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What's next is he going to predict winter to come after fall?
Jiang Xueqin's analysis does seem profound, if you omit Pres. Donald Trump's history of remarks, & actions during his first term targeting Iran & its allies/proxies. A greentext was made to criticise Jiang's lack of substance that somehow manages to impress his audience:
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On 26 March, Tim had Stella Inger-Escobedo, an anchor for One American News, as the guest.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

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-I am always annoyed when Ian makes an accurate statement, & Tim acts as if Our Graphene Guy uttered gibberish. Stella asks why America's European allies are not fighting with them in Iran. Ian correctly notes that NATO is a defensive alliance, & there is no obligation for them to join in the airstrikes on the Islamic Republic, so that is a reason why. The beanie boy complains that they are not talking about Article 5, but why European nations are not joining the conflict. Ian reiterates his point, but Tim exasperatedly asks Phil if he understands what Our Graphene Guy is talking about, as if it were not clear. After dismissing Ian as a fool, Stella & Tim agree that the war is over, for all intents & purposes, with no effective resistance or leadership left in Iran:



-Tim calls Candace Owens "an op" for criticising Nick Shirley, on her show. Stella asks whom is controlling Candace, if that is the case. The beanie boy does not really explain whom it is, but claims how the nutty negress has a British Lord for a husband, & a lawyer with offices in the same building as federal law enforcement. Phil argues that Candace is merely hunting for more drama, to which Tim disagrees. Ian takes a more generous interpretation, that she is still hurt by the death of Charlie Kirk, & it is driving her to self-destruct, which the beanie boy also rejects:


Finally, Tim comes around to explain what Candace's actions could be used for, which is narrative control. He repeats his conspiracy from a prior episode, that based upon conversations he alleges to have had, there are behind-the-scenes actors trying to turn back the clock to where only a few sources of news are easily available. One way to cut off independent reporting would be having Candace's remarks not be taken down, & ultimately whipping someone into a violent fervour. If that viewer harms Erika Kirk, &/or her children, it could be used as pretext to legislate greater control over whom can post content, online. Tim compares this to lawsuits shutting down filesharing websites, & the rise of streaming services, with paid subscriptions, to take their place:


-Stella brings up how Tim inspired a great many on-the-ground reporters to follow in his footsteps. The beanie boy recounts his exciting efforts to keep broadcasting during Occupy: Wall Street. How far he has fallen, going from being on the bleeding edge of breaking news; to skimming articles & bullying his co-hosts, from the confines of his remote skatepark-cum-compound. The guest decides to gild the lily of her compliments by adding how amazing it is that Tim can talk for 3 hours, while remaining cogent. Tim brags about his excellent memory, thanks to Super Mario Bros. 3. Also, Tims says he did not read books, outside of Harry Potter, & one other series, as a child:


-Tim is a "jif", not a "gif", chap:


-A super-chatter advertises a game which was recently put up on Steam. Tim reminds us he has "a couple video games" in production, none of which have been released. One was allegedly completed via vibe coding by Tim's brother, & is ready to go:





On 27 March, Tim had Seth Keshel, a conservative political commentator, as the guest.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

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-Tim is now selling his bottled water in aluminium containers. The beanie boy is unsure if this means the cans have plastic liners, however. Recall that his big dustup with Liquid Death, which lead to his Pool Water venture, was over their false advertising on being plastic-free, but having plastic liners inside their cans. Tim wanted to prove you can sell glass bottled drinks, at scale, but looks like he may be shifting production lines to manufacture hypocrisy:


-Sadly, Ian's promising streak of good points died this episode. He supports no-fault divorce, & was confused by the tax implications of filing jointly, versus separately when married. This exchange went on for a good while beyond this clip:


-Seth mentions that if someone approaches him with the intent to spray his family with a super soaker, he shall use lethal force to defend his family. This stems from a recent prank video the guest saw, & the thirst for attention Generation Z appears to have. Tim agrees, going as far as to make a threat of violence which had to be muted. His argument is that since he does not know if it is water, or acid, in the squirt gun's tank, the beanie boy shall take no chances. The Friday episodes are pre-recorded so he must feel more liberated, versus livestreaming which ends with verboten remarks leading to tearing out the ethernet cable, to avoid YouTube's wrath:
 
Here are some clips taken from the 30 March - 1 April IRL streams:


On 30 March, Tim had Jeremy Ryan Slate, a podcaster & CEO of Command Your Brand, a PR firm, as the guest.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

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-Tim tries to take credit for predicting the idea of space-based data centres, because he once made up a hypothetical future where big black cubes float around the sky, carrying AIs:


-Ian argues that you can make alliances with a lesser evil to overcome a greater one, to which Tim disagrees. He says there is no way to ally with people that are pro-trooning out children, for example. Our Graphene Guy asks if there is really no possible circumstance where Tim would join forces with a pro-child trooner, & the beanie boy says there are evils you cannot cooperate with, at all. Ian trots out the Allies & Soviets joining forces to overcome Nazi Germany, but both panelists say how poorly this went. The better example would be the Founding Fathers, despite their differences over slavery, came together to complete America's independence effort, & spent the following decades resolving it:


-In trying to label Ian as suffering from the Dunning-Kruger effect, Tim lays out the case for his own failings. Seeing him complain about others overestimating just how correct they are, underestimating how hard it is to actually start/run a business, & staff it with reliable people, is quite rich:


-Tim argues that lawsuits against Valve, over loot boxes, are being done at the behest of casinos. He believes the gambling industry wants total control of any & all games of chance, including booster packs for trading card games, which are to be targeted next:


-Tim says he has a deck of Magic the Gathering cards worth $20,000. This is approximately 1/3 of the median annual household income in West Virginia, where the beanie boy is based. Remember this whenever Tim calls for more paying members to fund his ventures:


-Speaking of throwing good money after bad, Tim discloses that he is not going to sponsor Cody "Camelot331" Dennison's racing car, for the coming year. Instead the money is going towards "satellite studios" for the Branch Timidians:




On 31 March, Tim had Priya Patel, a conservative political commentator, as the guest.
Phil, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

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-Tate & Tim argue over whether you can count mass migration as a form of conquest. The producer notes that it is not fair to place Hernan Cortez in the same linguistic category as a welfare beneficiary, as cutting off those subsidies would send them packing. Tim disagrees, stating that you cannot change policies to do that, because the migrants are part of ethnic blocks already ensconced in the electorate. He cites how the Trump administration backed down as proof of this. Though this does not seem to be the case, when examining the statistics. Tate notes that running up the White vote would be the better choice for Republicans, over pandering to minorities. Tim tries to label Whites as being half in support of mass migration, but has to admit minorities side with Democrats to a much greater degree:


-Tim brags about winning Magic the Gathering tournaments at a young age, & discloses his collection is worth $500,000. This is nearly ten times the median annual household income for West Virginia, & almost six times that of the United States, at large. I reiterate, any time Tim asks for more money, recall this:




On 1 April, Tim had Michael Krechmer, better known as Michael Malice, the anarchist & comedian, as the guest.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

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-Michael makes the mistake of steel-manning someone Tim disagrees with, so it sets off his beanie belligerence. The anarchist prefaces his statement by saying he is against birthright citizenship, but walks through the logic used by Chief Justice John Roberts, & why the government's arguments for overturning it are akin to leftist ones against the 2nd Amendment. To prove how great a host he is, Tim repeatedly cuts off his guest, & treats his steel-manning as Michael holding this view. As well, the beanie boy pushes that the lawmakers of the 19th century could not envision birth tourism, as if Michael had not laid out the deficiencies in such logic:


Michael tries to explain how legally removing birth-right citizenship retroactively is the more logical choice, not trying to say it ends going forward. If the law is flawed, the remedy is to undo what that law did, says the anarchist. Tim disagrees, stating that an arbitrary line of when long-term residence is met, can qualify your child to be born a citizen. He trots out how contracts with bad wording get thrown out, not enforced to the letter. To counter this, Michael notes that it cuts both ways, as there are laws on the books which are enforced, despite their wording, but Tim flat out rejects it:


The debate just keeps going on like this, back & forth. Michael notes that conservatives tend to give up, & declare it being the end of the United States, when they lose once; but liberals keep pushing their agenda by all avenues available. Tim reiterates this, but with different phrasing, as if he is making his own novel point:


-Tim makes a statement, without specifically addressing anyone. So Ian begins responding, with Michael following suit, but the anarchist offers to have Our Graphene Guy finish first. Tim says Ian was the one interrupting, because he was actually speaking to Michael. Regardless of this gaslighting, Michael asks Ian to make his statement, which the anarchist ends up agreeing with. The funny part is that right after this, Tim cuts off Michael, anyway:, alone


-Ian returns to the question of allying with a lesser evil to quash a greater one, saying Candace Owens & Tim should set aside their issues to accomplish more important things. The beanie boy shuts this down, stating that allying with evil is never good. Our Graphene Guy brings up the Allies joining with the Soviets, again, which makes Michael, a Ukrainian Jew, facepalm. Undeterred, Ian says that the United States allies with "potentially evil" Israel, despite the Jewish State killing "30,000 children", to accomplish its goals in the Middle East. Phil is left speechlessly laughing, Michael chuckles that is another bad example, & Tim pivots to the U.S. alliance with Afghans which supported bacha-bazi as a better one. Ian says that is comparable to Pres. Barack Obama founding ISIS, which the anarchist loved to hear:


-Tim discusses how he has been betrayed by several long-term good friends, since his rise to prominence. To contrast this, Michael mentions how loony para-social relationships can become from too much affection. The anarchist admits a fan made him sole beneficiary, over his own family, for his will, which includes "gametes":


-Speaking of para-social interactions, Michael says he does not care if a super-chatter respects his positions or not, as they are never going to interact outside of this:
 
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Here are some clips taken from the IRL streams between 2 April to 6 April:




On 2 April, Tim had Jayne Zirkle, communications director for the Lawfare Project, a Jewish civil right group, as the guest.
Libby, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

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-Tim continues to push that a cabal of establishment figures are conspiring to extirpate the extreme elements from political commentary, & have a moderate left/right to come after Pres. Donald Trump leaves office. This would emerge by turning Tulsi Gabbard & Joe Kent into the Democrats' ticket, & Marco Rubio running for the Republicans'. All this is combined with investors blocking far left voices from emerging:


-As if to put the lie to his prior theory, the beanie boy asks why no rich individuals have bought out a large podcast to promote war:


Atop this, Tim discloses that a new channel he was given by YouTube faced strikes for copyright infringement. Allegedly, none of the others have earned these strikes before. The beanie boy believes that YouTube continues to have a system which suppresses new channels, & those with non-leftist views. Why he continues streaming there, giving this censorious force 30% of all his super-chats, who knows:


-Tim reiterates that the coffee shop is almost here, after nearly three years:




On 3 April, Tim had Scott Pressler, made famous for his Republican voter registration efforts, as the guest.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

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-Despite being bullied for his barmy takes, Ian still manages to be a better host than Tim. Our Graphene Guy asks Scott what he thinks of the Iran war, & how it impacts his perception of Pres. Donald Trump. As a well-known pusher for getting people registered as Republicans, you would think this is the first thing the beanie boy would ask, but no. It has to be the jester on-set that does:


-Meanwhile, Tim cannot help but interject during Scott's remarks. Worst of all, the beanie boy cannot keep it straight that the guest is talking about China, not Iran:


-Tim tries to move to super-chats, but Scott asks for time to discuss some of his major concerns. The beanie boy says they already did, before, but I can only recall it being, at best, tangentially touched upon:




On 6 April, Tim had Avery Daye, a conservative political commentator; & Jorge Ventura, an on-the-ground reporter, as the guests.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

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-Tim believes the Apollo missions were attempts to develop lunar-based missile sites. This includes perfecting missiles that go straight up then come straight down upon their target:


-Tim accuses Candace Owens, & indirectly Joe Kent, of pushing traitorous rhetoric over their statements, & choices of news outlets to quote-tweet over the Iran War:


-Ian is the odd man out, questioning the military action in Iran. Tim tries to both sides it, claiming he did not want to go in, but the Islamic Republic supplying Houthi rebels, & Hamas, makes it necessary. Phil notes the long history of Iranian-backed proxies attacking Americans, as another justification. Avery is clear about not wanting Iran to have a nuclear weapon. Jorge remains out of the conversation:


-Tim begins talking about the ice wall conspiracy, & Ian admits he consumes monatomic gold-infused water. He claims it made his arms stretch better, as if they were "clay". Naturally, Ian's barminess was a good break from the tedium. However, Avery was not too pleased to hear about how Our Graphene Guy gilded his toilet bowl, via gold passing through his system:


-Tim discusses why he is not a fan of the Angel Studio's adaptation of Animal Farm, & why he made a post to that effect:


He went at great length describing his issues with the new interpretation:


-Tim says he no longer controls how ads appears upon his videos, & recommends signing up to the Branch Timidians' premium service to circumvent them:


-A super-chatter calls out Tim's ignorance on how ballistic missiles work, & the beanie boy says they are wrong. He attempts to prove his point, citing how Israel used a missile which goes straight up, then descends straight down, to assassinate Grand Ayatollah Ali Khameini. Though it appears, as per usual, Tim was incorrect. The sources I found which discussed it, described the munition as a standard air-launched ballistic missile:


-Avery continues to be taken aback by Ian. This time it involves his fixation upon vibration:
 
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Why do people watch Tim Pool? My dad watches him and I have no clue why...?
@Drag-on Knight 91873 has the right of it. Most people, like myself, started watching when Tim was reporting on the ground, at Occupy: Wall Street, or Malmö. After having his beanie pinched, in 2017, Tim retreated further & further from the frontlines, to now living in a remote West Virginia compound. He spends his days masticating over other people's news stories & frittering away other people's money on his latest boondoggle.



Here are some clips taken from the 7 - 10 April streams of IRL:




On 7 April, Tim had Lydia Moynihan, a correspondent for The New York Post, as the guest.
Brett, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

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-Tim excoriates people critical of Pres. Donald Trump's threats of civilisational destruction now pivoting to calling him a coward for backing down:


The panel diverts to how fixated people are upon Israel controlling the United States. Straw-manning opposition to the Jewish State's influence, & how twice in recent memory, forced American action, as Israel controlling all aspects of U.S. foreign policy:


Brett offers some defence for people skeptical of the war, noting how Iran nearing nuclearisation has been the refrain for decades. But he acknowledges others are motivated to chase the algorithm for maximum returns by opposing the airstrikes. Rather than acknowledge this, Tim decides to make the story about himself, citing a Daily Beast article which used one of his posts to denigrate Trump:


-Tim reminds us he misconstrued Squid Games' themes:


-In discussing the worth of hedge fund manages, Tim dings Ian as thinking he is smarter than he is, despite not being there to defend himself:




On 8 April, Tim had Adam Francisco, a conservative street provocateur/comedian, as the guest.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

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-After taking substantive time on the previous episode to downplay the influence & effect of Israel upon American policy in the Middle East, the panel discusses how Israel's strikes on Hezbollah in Lebanon risk upsetting the tenuous ceasefire between the United States & Iran. Tim says the only answer to Iran's position is that "it has to be flattened", or Pres. Donald Trump has to publicly declare the United States has nothing to do with Israel's actions. Ian fears that by abandoning the Jewish State, it would radicalise & lash out against the rest of the globe. For some reason, Tim decides to pivot to talking about food:


After a minute of discussing poutine, Tim returns to the actual topic at hand. Phil says there needs to be separation from Israel, & as would soften tensions with Iran, but Tim disagrees. He regards toppling Iran as long-term U.S. policy, supporting Israel is part of doing that, as well as removing Saddam Hussein from Iraq. Unfortunately, Phil disagrees with this, citing claims of George W. Bush's desire for revenge over the Iraqi dictator attempting to murder his parents, & the beanie boy decides to not accept anything at odds with his analysis:


-Tim claims that the airstrikes have resulted in de-facto regime change, by allowing more amenable leaders to take the place of those killed. Ian says if that is the case, the next step is to "deradicalise Israel", because it keeps lashing out at its neighbours. Phil & Tim downplay Israel's actions as responding to immediate threats of extermination. Ian tries to push a barmy idea of making Islam & Judaism come together, & finishes off with a South Park reference, which the beanie boy enjoyed:


-Ian puts the cart before the horse, by saying the mother "milks" the baby to feed it. There ensues a discussion about the importance of a mother to a newborn, & the recommendation that both parents hold the child, as to better bond them. Our Graphene Guy claims victory for his vibrations & resonance theories with that one:


-A super-chatter calls out Tim's abuse of Ian. The beanie boy decides the criticism must stem from the chatter's hatred of Israel:




On 9 April, Tim had Robert White, known by his troony title Blaire White, as the guest.
Brett, Phil, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

This was episode #1488. & Tim had a troon on for it. Ironic.

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-Tim thinks Pres. Donald Trump has not accomplished anything, because in his first & second term, he is surrounded by "a bunch of neocons". This sounds accurate, if you ignore all the changes to immigration policy, seen in the past year, for example. Tim wears the beanie, not to cover his missing hair, but his missing brain:


The beanie boy continues to push his conspiracy, based upon "rumours" he heard, & Laura Loomer's "sources", that there is a conspiracy to realign things to a pre-Trump dynamic. Though now, he hedges himself more forcefully, stating how he "may be connecting dots that don't need to be there", after Tate calls out how difficult it would be for Tulsi Gabbard to win a Democrat primary, which is key to the beanie boy's prediction:


-Tim cites an AI summary of a Prof. Jiang Xueqin video, arguing that Trump's push to re-open Venezuelan oil exports, & force the Straight of Hormuz closed, is to secure American dominance. After complaining that nothing was being done, earlier in the show, the beanie boy now argues that the administration is reorienting the entire global world order. Robert pipes in to say that this sounds like wishful thinking, because Trump has made mistakes throughout this term, & Israel may have lied to get us involved in Iran. Tim pooh-poohs this idea:


-Tim has entered a rather conspiratorial phase, now opining that local elections are being manipulated, because town hall meetings are not swaying elected officials:


After this, he hard shifts into talk about a geomagnetic excursion, & the schemes of elites to trick people into perfecting windmills, all to power their takeover after a great flood. I do not have to tell you than Tim's understanding of the science of geomagnetism is flawed. He hypes up the magnetic north pole's shift of the pole towards Siberia as unprecedented, when it has been travelling from Canada towards Russia, since its discovery in the 1830's. It has actually slowed down, in recent years. That is to say nothing of his hyping up of the Adam & Eve conspiracy theory, which claims every 7,000 years a worldwide disaster is caused by pole shifts:


-An extended talk about the alleged demons people speak with, whilst under the effect of DMT, ensues. Robert admits that when he took it, the beings he encountered told him things about himself, but does not disclose what. Tim says that when people say not to listen to these beings, it is akin to when the mainstream media says not to pay attention to the beanie boy. Earlier in this barmy exchange, Tim noted that DMT demons just wanted to control people, according to Alex Jones & Mike Cernovich. Offering a rather mixed message, there:




On 10 April, Tim had former Rep. George Santos, & David Pollack, from One America News, as the guests.
Ian, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

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-A bit of unintended comedy happens when Phil recounts a list of things Pres. Donald Trump has done, remarking that those whom think the administration has accomplished nothing are "an imbecile, or just doing it for clicks". Tim, who said Trump accomplished nothing in both his terms, last episode, pivots to his lame joke being misinterpreted, & how terrible Candace Owens is, because she chases the algorithm:


-George & Tim show demonstrate the correct & incorrect way to approach Ian, when he gets confused. Tim browbeats him, whereas George takes the time to walk through the argument:


-Tim continues to whinge about Sam Seder messing with the audio of one of his songs, & pulls a "He Who Shall Not Be Named" because naming Sam gives him free advertising. Along with this is the beanie boy complaining about the unfairness of having his songs not be listed on the charts, alongside the rest, despite supposedly selling well:


-Ian does the unthinkable, & provokes a conversation unconnected to a news story Tim presented. He asks what is the objective of Zionism. The panel takes a fairly gentle approach to the topic, arguing it is not implying conquest but a rightful return of an exiled people. Also, Phil & Tim frame anti-Zionism as being anti-European & anti-White, in its nature:


Then, Our Graphene Guy augurs it into Barmy-burg, saying Whites are the most aggressive race:
 
Here are some clips taken from the 13 to 17 April IRL streams. I am adding small descriptors to the spoilers, so you can get a quick idea of what buffoonery Tim is up to each episode.



On 13 April, Tim had Daniel Hayworth, a pastor & Human Events contributor , as the guest.
Libby, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

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-Because everything must be framed around Tim's experiences, he sees the women coming forward to accuse Eric Swalwell of sexual wrongdoing as seeking power, basing this upon his own history of being burned by people looking to profit from it. Rather than the more obvious one, pressuring a vulnerable Democrat to drop out of the crowded California governor's primary, to ensure it is not two Republicans at the end:


-Tim complains about a woman on TV, whom stated that despite losing her Catholic faith, was offended by the AI image of Pres. Donald Trump as a Christ-like figure. The beanie boy, who has said he is not a Christian, goes on about signs proving Trump is the anti-Christ. Tim even cuts off Daniel, a pastor, to reiterate how correct his own scriptural interpretation is. To bolster his case, Tim notes "a lot of people are starting to think" it. By a lot, he means Clint Russell, a libertarian guest of the show, is:


-After more discussion about the AI image, & its effects upon the president's poll numbers, Tim asks Daniel if Trump is the anti-Christ, to which he responds "No". The pastor goes on to explain why the more popular reasons given are flawed readings of scripture, in his opinion. Again, Tim, the non-Christian asserts as fact how correct his position is, such as claiming "The Beast is here", because you cannot use cash, anymore. The beanie boy argues that because you need "your device", meaning a credit card or cellphone, in order to fly, this meets the standard of the Mark of the Beast. Rather than let Daniel, someone whose profession centres around the Bible, talk; Libby then Tim take the spotlight from the guest:


Tim bull-rushes on to claim that the "powers-that-be" are drip-feeding out AI, rather than have it "destroy the global economy, overnight". Tim concocts a future where everyone gets a $10,000 UBI, which shall cushion mid-level managers losing their jobs from AI taking over their jobs. Part of justifying this, beforehand, is flooding the West with a brown tide of low-quality immigrants. After this UBI is set up, now-sacked managers which were making $40-50,000 a year can keep their homes, & not be totally destitute, according to Tim:


Libby calls out how $10,000 a year is not enough to upkeep a home, & livelihood, for that class. So, Tim reinvents this scenario to be UBI, with an expanded "welfare base" providing enough food & shelter to prevent revolution, after AI rolls out "at its full potential". Phil steps in to say he disagrees, but Tim flatly says the co-host is incorrect. Thankfully, the manlet musician pushes back, even if meekly, on how it is his own perspective, so the beanie boy cannot just claim it is wrong. Rather than acknowledge this, the beanie boy keeps on blustering. Stating as a fact, Tim believes that if AI is released "as rapidly as it's developed, right now, every company goes out of business, overnight. Every employee can't afford their house". When Phil shakes his head to this, noting that it ignores just what the adoption rate would be, Tim flatly says he is wrong, again. The manlet musician, more forcefully, reminds the beanie boy "That's an assertion, with no evidence". But it does not deter Tim. Phil tries to challenge the beanie boy, noting that Claude Mythos, one of the latest AI models, is not capable of doing what Tim implies. The beanie boy's counter to this is how "SeeDance", one of Communist China's video-generating programmes, can make "17 minute short films", which he calls "functional, perfect". But China is unwilling to release their more potent software, "because Hollywood would cease to exist overnight":


But it appears all this doom-saying may be rooted in Tim's concerns that once AI is more widely adopted, it puts the Branch Timidians out of business. No one needs a washed-up skater to summarise the news, or pen poor tunes, when an AI can do it just as well. It upsets him that "talented individuals", like himself, are now made to compete against "people with little, to no talent, or work ethic":


After more doom & gloom, Daniel asks why not a single company has even attempted to release an AI as advanced as the beanie boy claims exists. Tim responds that they are threatened with death by the U.S. government, if they do. Phil argues that does nothing to deter China, & they have been releasing open-source models, with no signs of an AI as advanced as Tim claims. The beanie boy takes umbrage at this, & attempts to gaslight Phil, saying he is "intentionally exaggerating" what was said. Which seems hard, because the beanie boy declared these unreleased AI would upend the entire world economy, overnight. Undeterred by the doubting, Tim says that Suno, a music-generating AI, can make "studio-level, Hollywood music, LA production song"; & OnlyFans has a growing amount of AI-generated sex workers posting there:


-The subject of demonic influence upon the world comes up. Phil inquires what demons are, & the pastor lays out the Bible's stance on them. Sadly, Tim has to interrupt the guest finally getting space to speak, claiming the need to move to super-chats. But instead of that, Tim decides to go on about how he is considering going to church, because he has encountered so many people he considers demonically possessed that hurt him. I find this a bit of cart before the horse, because this desire to go to church stems from faith in the power of the demonic, not accepting Christ as his Lord & Saviour:




On 14 April, Tim had Tom Renz, whom opposed COVID-19 vaccines & now has a podcast, as the guest.
Elaad, & Phil, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim derides Candace Owens for targeting Erika Kirk, & says the nutty negress is to blame for the widow facing death threats:


This goes on, with the beanie boy saying that the coalition which elected Donald Trump is fracturing thanks to anti-Israel, anti-Trump, & anti-TPUSA lies pushed by the likes of Candace & "A lot of these libertarian guys". He predicts Democrats shall return to power, pushing their loony leftist policies. This is despite harping on about a conspiracy to shut out the lunatic left from power, in recent weeks:


-After stating he is not too aware of everything surrounding the Charlie Kirk assassination, Tom expresses doubts about the official story. Tim addresses his questions about whether a 30.06 rifle was used, saying that a Navy SEAL, whom now works security for the Branch Timidians, told him the rifle found matches what he would have used. When the guest brings up Joe Kent, Tim derides the former Director of the National Counterterrorism Center as suffering from "mass formation psychosis":


Tim says that Joe's statements do not confirm there was any foreign involvement, but only that he was not permitted to investigate if any existed. The beanie boy pillories Joe as suffering from "Israel Derangement Syndrome", & is helping the alleged assassin escape conviction. Tom reiterates that he accepts Tim's argument that Tyler Robinson did it as the most plausible story, but does not trust the government due to its history of falsehoods. The resignation of Joe bolsters Tom's fears that the government is hiding something. Elaad & Tim compare this to thinking "China has a Moon base", as their is equal evidence for Israeli involvement in Charlie's assassination to them:


-In the previous night's episode, Tim went off on how there is a global conspiracy to control AI's rollout to prevent an economic crisis. His evidence for this being unnamed sources telling him so, & extrapolating from news stories. Tom dares to do likewise, & you can guess what happens. By Tom using alleged victims' claims, released emails, & remarks by congressmen to ask for investigations into whether Jeffrey Epstein was blackmailing powerful people, the beanie boy rages against the very idea of making such leaps with only mere statements to prove it. He asks for "evidence". He also definitively states no victims ever claimed blackmail of elites was part of Epstein's operation. Recall this for later:


Tim goes to great pains to break down how wrong Tom is to start with conclusions & work backwards to justify them, whilst ignoring other possibilities. Again, as if Tim had not done the same, one episode before, when it came to AI:


The dead horse is continuously thrashed, with the beanie boy repeating how starting with presumptions blinds one to other possibilities. One of these possibilities given by Tim is Epstein was never prosecuted because the sex offender was secretly dealing arms to foreign rebels. This would result in attacks which justify American interventions. Tim also takes issue with the very idea of Epstein blackmailing the powerful by deceiving them into sleeping with minors, because it means "he tricked them into doing it", which robs the elites of some culpability. Also, after arguing vociferously that no victim claimed there was blackmailing being done by Epstein, Tim admits he is actually too unfamiliar with it to know for sure. But because of the beanie boy's stampeding style, Tom must have missed this walk-back amidst all the blather. For context, the extended argument was set off by Tom doubting the Trump administration's honesty. He believes that by failing to keep its promises to focus on domestic issues, as well as the potential benefits from overseas military action not being worth the intervention in Iran, the government has lost his trust & needs to earn it back. Phil & Tim both support the strikes as being part of a grand plan to retain American hegemony. The beanie boy claims that Trump feared he could not act after the 2026 elections, so could not wait until after:




On 15 April, Tim had Mark Moran, who is running as an independent for the U.S. Senate seat in Virginia, as the guest.
Elaad, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim must have forgotten the Bay of Pigs invasion, because he wonders why the Trump administration has not simply armed Cuban expatriates & sent them over to reclaim their island:


-When Virginia data centres come up, the beanie boy says it is not the corporations with hyper-advanced AI programmes, because they "have to use isolated data pockets" & "have restrictions". It is the government which actually holds the powerful AIs, because it has access to the entire internet & "black sites to do it". Despite railing on that it is companies, like OpenAI, Anthropic, et al., intentionally holding themselves back to avert economic Armageddon, this week:


-Elaad tries get Mark to explain his position on illegal immigration. The kosher correspondent starts with the guest's view of ICE, then moves to deporting violent criminal illegal aliens. Tim interrupts to say he wants Elaad to only ask about deporting all illegals, instead. Elaad replies that he is asking questions by degrees to determine where Mark stands, but the beanie boy says that is not acceptable. After Mark voices fears of the surveillance state, Tim switches it from an interview to a lecture about how right his predictions are on AI:


-Tim agrees with Mark that there needs to be some form of basic healthcare coverage, including urgent care. Bear this in mind for later:


-Tate speaks up for the good side in property taxes, citing how it offers better local control of services versus having it be dependent on state, or federal funding. Tim, who approximately an hour before agreed people needed urgent care coverage at tax payer expense, says he prefers privatising fire departments. His plan is if you do not pay your subscription, your home is allowed to burn. If you suffer burns from a house fire, Tim is happy to see his taxes pay for your care. But if you want to have your house fire put out, that is too much to bear. That is to say nothing about mitigating risk to other properties, or wasting resources going to homes, only to turn around:




On 16 April, Tim had Kevin Dahlgren, an independent reporter that focuses on the homelessness issue in Portland, OR, as the guest.
Ian, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

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-Ian starts treating Kevin as if he is there to talk about his work, asking about his experiences with police. It starts in Our Graphene Guy's barmy way, but is such a novel experience on the show. But rather than let this continue, Tim decides to play a video of a robot running off a small herd of pigs, because Ian started off asking Kevin if robo-police would be better. Later in the show, the guest does get some space to talk about his reporting, but only because the beanie boy gets to repeat his stories about working at a non-profit for the homeless:


-Tim is bothered by Joe Rogan listening to the people around him, like David Cross, rather than Tim, for analysis of geopolitics. For people doubting what the Iran strikes are for, Kevin says that a lot comes down to how much you trust Pres. Donald Trump to do the right thing. The beanie boy disagrees, as he states the facts are true, regardless of Trump, & show a grand plan in the works. This being a global reorientation around American, Saudi, & Russian petroleum dominance, which shuts out China:




On 17 April, Tim had Tony Ortiz, whom runs a Texas news-covering organisation, as the guest.
Ian, & Tate the producer, were the co-hosts.

Clip Collection:
-Ian attempts to get some geniality going, making up a new nickname for Tate. The producer rolls with this, riffing off it, but Tim just has to talk about the news, instead. Later on, the episode does become more of a conversation, but the beanie boy just has to control when that happens:


-A Discord member asks Tim what was one important decision made across his career from on-the-ground coverage to IRL. The beanie boy says the stream was originally supposed to be Adam & he discussing pop culture, not covering the same news Tim does in his morning show. But he says the former co-host failed to look up things to discuss, so it became just recycling the same things Tim covered earlier. Remember, it is always Tim who is working hard, & all those around him are the reason things go awry. Rather than make the show about casual pop culture conversations, looking up things as you go, it has to be prepared with bullet-points, or else it cannot go forward:
 
I wasn't expecting to hear from Yellow Flash* about a Timcast orbiter, but Sleepless is getting called out for saying dumb things.
Here is Tim Pool's response video to Pragmata and Sleepless Mary's hot take.


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If you ever needed proof that Tim Pool is a fucking autistic Lolcow, here it is. This one got me MATI, so here we go.

No, Tim. Mary is not correct. She's channeling whatever inner feminist is left inside of her with the hottest of bullshit takes, possibly for clout and ragebaiting. To that end, it worked. Of course men have paternal instincts. She's not right. She doesn't have a point. She's just fucking retarded. Just because men don't lean over baby strollers doesn't mean they don't have baby fever. Men absolutely do care about children other than their own and they can, will, and do fawn over friends and family's children. Just because YOU are an autistic loser who doesn't feel anything Tim, doesn't mean other people don't. Paternal instincts and baby fever just manifest in men differently than they do for women. The fact you feel nothing for other people's babies around you says more about you than it does represent men as a whole.

Fuck Sleepless Mary.
 
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