Time to bully the newfags - For the users so lame they couldn’t even get an invitation

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Hi new flesh. I was new like you once. Don’t worry more will make fun of you but who cares just ignore it and don’t take the bait. Also don’t forget you DO have to post feet pics or your account will be banned in one week. Thank you.
 
How tall are you, newfags? I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

Do you suck dick? No? Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

You look like the kind of fags who would fuck a person in the ass and not have the common courtesy to give them a reacharound!
 
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All newfags should be required to read at least one full thread about a non-political lolcow before joining . When I say non-political, what I mean is a lolcow who isn't related to America First, IBS, Destiny or Keffals. Twitterfags like MovieBob and Fatrick are acceptable.

The politicization of this site is a bigger threat than Keffals ever was.
 
Just don't post anything retarded, simple as. Take a year or two or three to lurk. It really is as simple as holding your metaphorical tongue when you get mad at the internet.
 
Stickers don't matter do not get triggered by them. If you do things will get even worse for you very quickly.
If you feel like they might bug you turn off their notifications and you will have a better time.

If you are a female either keep it to yourself or post tits.

If you are a male go to the beauty parlor and post nonstop about guy things.
 
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