Time to release the black tape - Chris doesn't deserve dignity

Should the black tape be released?


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Who gives a shit? If you want it so bad, why don't you do something productive with your time and try and make one of those TTS things with Tacotroon or whatever and gather a shitload of Chris clips and re-create it yourself based upon your own imagination's take on what the tape was like. At least you'd be doing something better with your time that would be fun and have potentially lulzy end results.
 
The only reason I want to hear it is I have NEVER heard Chris show any actual remorse or TRUE and HONEST sadness; just "poor me" sadness when the Pickle Man Tricked Him Again, Tard Rage, etc. I want to see if he is capable of basic human emotion such as genuine loss. Might restore some empathy for him.

On the other hand he repeatedly raped his mom. So, whatever.
 
Somebody is trolling us. I guess now is the perfect time to troll kiwifarmers with the promise of super top secret video and audio footage of Chris doing the deed. :pickle:🤢🤮

Get it through your thick heads, ain't nobody wants to see incest.

Edit: I am a bad Christorian. There is nothing bad about a man crying over his father's death. It is a very normal response for somebody to feel grief with the passing of a loved one. Please do not bait and switch with incest. Please do not.
 
I think the better question is why does anyone want/need to hear Chris crying about his fathers death? That's just weird.
Sheer curiosity, I just can't picture Chris crying about anything. But it probably doesn't exist anyway or has been lost.
 
I think the better question is why does anyone want/need to hear Chris crying about his fathers death? That's just weird.
Same reason that Bluespike forced him to shove the medallion up his ass; faggotry.

As for people not know what it'd be like to hear Chris cry without the tape, look up the vid after Kacey breaks up with him. It has what you want, even if it's one vid.
 
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A lot of lost media I’ve never thought would come around has

I have faith someday we will see this one
 
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Chris has made himself the most thouroughly documented person since perhaps Buckminster Fuller. He probably wants to be documented.
 
I don't know that I'd bother listening to it- Chris is grim enough without adding real, human non autistic grief.

But, if it's real? Release it for the history and the old time lulz.
 
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