Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

[Fapcop]

You are actually wrong there, it actually was a videocall, but nobody was recording the video (you can hear Bluespike laughing and reacting at shit Chris does without Chris having actually said anything. It is pretty clear that he is actually seeing Chris at various points. I guess it was one-way only and Chris didn't get video from Bluespike).

Oh shit, really? That’s news to me.
I always figured it was a voice call.

Doesn’t really change my point though. Chris could have pretended to shove it up there.

(Assuming nobody was goddamn degenerate enough to demand closeups of the ass-action!)

Yup... Just started to watch the fated March 3rd Skype/mumble/whatever call and you’re absolutely right. There was video.


Also: NGL, watching Chris try and “negotiate” for his PSN account is pretty hilarious.

I wonder what the timeline where Bluespyke sold his PSN account on eBay, but DIDNT make Chris rectumfy his medallion, looks like?

(You know: The timeline where Chris, many years later, still brings up Bluespyke on a regular basis: “That SONOFABITCH who tricked me out of my PSN and SOLD IT ON EBAY! CURSE HIM!”)

Would Chris be more successful? Realize the folly of his materialism? Upgrade Bluespyke to major villain-status in Sonichu?


EDIT: Aside from the disturbing stuff, there is some comedy gold in the troll chat where the medallion met its unfortunate end.

Behold: Chris holding Bluespyke at duckpoint, trying to use his bent member for leverage:


Max: Well, whatever. Don't show me your dick, please. Just--just don't.

Chris: Fine.

Max: That's where I cross the line.

Chris: Fine. That's wh--selling--selling my PSN account on eBay, that's where I cross the line.

Max: Well, it's going on eBay.

Chris: You cross that line, I'm crossing this line.

Max: It's going on eBay.

Chris: No.

Max: Yeah.

Chris: You cross that line...

Max: No, yeah, go ahead, it's going on eBay no matter what you do. It's going on eBay no matter what you say. You don't even have the balls to do it anymore, you pussy. It's going on eBay. It's going on eBay no matter what you do. And if you show me your dick, I'm gonna lower it so that any old schmo can get it. So I'd pull those pants right up. It's going on eBay. Uh-huh, eBay, woohoo!

Chris: Look, okay— No, listen, stop.

Max: eBay, eBay, eBay, eBay.

Chris: You take it off of eBay and I'll pull my pants back up--

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Yup... Just started to watch the fated March 3rd Skype/mumble/whatever call and you’re absolutely right. There was video.


Also: NGL, watching Chris try and “negotiate” for his PSN account is pretty hilarious.

I wonder what the timeline where Bluespyke sold his PSN account on eBay, but DIDNT make Chris rectumfy his medallion, looks like?

(You know: The timeline where Chris, many years later, still brings up Bluespyke on a regular basis: “That SONOFABITCH who tricked me out of my PSN and SOLD IT ON EBAY! CURSE HIM!”)

Would Chris be more successful? Realize the folly of his materialism? Upgrade Bluespyke to major villain-status in Sonichu?


EDIT: Aside from the disturbing stuff, there is some comedy gold in the troll chat where the medallion met its unfortunate end.

Behold: Chris holding Bluespyke at duckpoint, trying to use his bent member for leverage:


Max: Well, whatever. Don't show me your dick, please. Just--just don't.

Chris: Fine.

Max: That's where I cross the line.

Chris: Fine. That's wh--selling--selling my PSN account on eBay, that's where I cross the line.

Max: Well, it's going on eBay.

Chris: You cross that line, I'm crossing this line.

Max: It's going on eBay.

Chris: No.

Max: Yeah.

Chris: You cross that line...

Max: No, yeah, go ahead, it's going on eBay no matter what you do. It's going on eBay no matter what you say. You don't even have the balls to do it anymore, you pussy. It's going on eBay. It's going on eBay no matter what you do. And if you show me your dick, I'm gonna lower it so that any old schmo can get it. So I'd pull those pants right up. It's going on eBay. Uh-huh, eBay, woohoo!

Chris: Look, okay— No, listen, stop.

Max: eBay, eBay, eBay, eBay.

Chris: You take it off of eBay and I'll pull my pants back up--

I always wanted to see when Bluespike made Chris dance "like a gay man" myself.

 

[ijustreallyhatehim]

Whoever decided it was okay to let Chris have internet access is to blame.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

The part where he says he wants to pull the chunks of medallion out of his ass and Bluespike tells him to leave them in. Absolute horror at that point.

That's just him being retarded, how the fuck would he have tolerated that?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Whoever decided it was okay to let Chris have internet access is to blame.

Given it's more likely Bob who seemed to be more interested in technology, yeah it's probably him.

 

[Opulence]

No one should ever be manipulated to shove medallion pieces up their ass.

It was also a little depressing when Chris showed off his lego high school and said that lego bob was negotiating with the principal because that’s one way to make friends in high school.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

It was also a little depressing when Chris showed off his lego high school and said that lego bob was negotiating with the principal because that’s one way to make friends in high school.

Well, like everything else in life, Chris' options are limited or don't exist. Oh well.

 

[Baptist]

I think I kind of feel bad where we are right now. The concept of him possibly not-faking thinking he's Sonichu right now is fucking foreboding. His mother is dying, he's trapped in his hoarded, piss-filled house, he's claimed that he can't even do anything but hang out in his room lately because the hoard is so bad.

Both possibilities are bad. He's either aware, and actively roleplaying as be Sonichu online as something to do because he can't go to a brony con or he's extremely mentally unwell and is literally dissociating and believes he is 100% the real Sonichu and he's got himself convinced. It's just kind of dark and dry lately.

No one should ever be manipulated to shove medallion pieces up their ass.

It was also a little depressing when Chris showed off his lego high school and said that lego bob was negotiating with the principal because that’s one way to make friends in high school.

Yeah...that was pretty bad. I thought the "You've been talking to a 13yo boy this whole time" bit was VERY funny though.

I also found myself wincing about what the Idea guys did to him. Extorting the tard like that?? The Idea guys were pretty bad.

 

[GherkinRealness]

Yeah...that was pretty bad. I thought the "You've been talking to a 13yo boy this whole time" bit was VERY funny though.

I also found myself wincing about what the Idea guys did to him. Extorting the tard like that?? The Idea guys were pretty bad.

Don't get me wrong, Bluespike is a pos, but he did give the option of burning the medallion OR shoving it up his ass. Chris, for some reason, decided to go down the whole "potential bodily harm" route

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Don't get me wrong, Bluespike is a pos, but he did give the option of burning the medallion OR shoving it up his ass. Chris, for some reason, decided to go down the whole "potential bodily harm" route

Theory: It wouldn't surprise if it actually was because Bob took the wise decision to hide any matches or lighters in the house the fuck away from the resident retard.

 

[Leopold II of Belgium]

No one should ever be manipulated to shove medallion pieces up their ass.

It was also a little depressing when Chris showed off his lego high school and said that lego bob was negotiating with the principal because that’s one way to make friends in high school.

He did get the option to either burn it OR shove it up his ass. He very much chose the latter, which baffles me if you consider the ammount of medallions he made later on.

 

[Fapcop]

He did get the option to either burn it OR shove it up his ass. He very much chose the latter, which baffles me if you consider the ammount of medallions he made later on.

Even Bluespike was surprised:

“You're gonna...you're going to shove it up your butt?”


But hey! That’s why Chris is Chris. He just doesn’t think like other people.

 

[Gaius Caesar]

Honestly, everything that has happened since his dad died in September 2011.

He has gone from just an autistic lolcow to disturbingly mentally ill since then and a lot of the shit going on in the guise of trolling since then is nothing more than pure sadism.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He did get the option to either burn it OR shove it up his ass. He very much chose the latter, which baffles me if you consider the ammount of medallions he made later on.

It was best if he burned it, or better yet just hung up on bluespike. I can't feel sorry for someone whos been catfished many times and yet takes things to a new extreme of shoving things up his ass. I'll give Chris a modicum of credit: he fooled bluespike into thinking he was recording video of himself doing the act.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Don't get me wrong, Bluespike is a pos, but he did give the option of burning the medallion OR shoving it up his ass. Chris, for some reason, decided to go down the whole "potential bodily harm" route

Hell Chris could've lied or just put it over the stove.

 

[Mr. 0]

It was best if he burned it, or better yet just hung up on bluespike. I can't feel sorry for someone whos been catfished many times and yet takes things to a new extreme of shoving things up his ass. I'll give Chris a modicum of credit: he fooled bluespike into thinking he was recording video of himself doing the act.

it was a video chat, so he saw the whole thing

 

[Hogar Grupal]

it was a video chat, so he saw the whole thing

With that being the case, Chris still had the decision to stop and leave. Granted, Bluespike still had his PS account, and Chris should have contacted Sony to reinstate his account and ended it there, but because he didn't want his account to be auctioned off, Chris went along with it anyway.

 

[spaz]

Chris should have contacted Sony to reinstate his account and ended it there, but because he didn't want his account to be auctioned off, Chris went along with it anyway.

If I ever had the chance to ask Chris one question, it would be why he didn't just have Sony reinstate his account in the first place. He had Sony reinstate one of his accounts, so why go through the psychological torment and possible bodily harm of shoving his medallion up his ass instead of just contacting Sony? Or just burning it? I'd bet it was because he was too lazy, but even for him...

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

If I ever had the chance to ask Chris one question, it would be why he didn't just have Sony reinstate his account in the first place. He had Sony reinstate one of his accounts, so why go through the psychological torment and possible bodily harm of shoving his medallion up his ass instead of just contacting Sony? Or just burning it? I'd bet it was because he was too lazy, but even for him...

Was he just too ignorant to realise he could have done that? I don't recall him ever contacting Sony again afterwards to get his account back.

 

[anti SJW]

If I ever had the chance to ask Chris one question, it would be why he didn't just have Sony reinstate his account in the first place. He had Sony reinstate one of his accounts, so why go through the psychological torment and possible bodily harm of shoving his medallion up his ass instead of just contacting Sony? Or just burning it? I'd bet it was because he was too lazy, but even for him...

Over 10 years ago I had to have Apple reset my iTunes account so I could get some of the songs I paid for from iTunes back because Apple removed the songs. I had a hard drive crash. Then it happened again a few years later and Apple would'nt reset it because they told me they only do that once per account and it was already done. Maybe Sony has something like that.