Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

- Manchester High has FC being friends with the gal pals outside of school but is still far more engrossed in gaming, tv and Sonichu to do anything other than go out to eat. The other girls have very little in common and generally leave FC to her cave.
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I don't think there would be gal pals, instead she'd have a few nerdy male orbiters who she would mostly blow off but keep them around sometimes for attention. High school girls can bully each other like nobody's business and in some ways its worse than how guys do it, it's just that bullied guys don't get non-pity attention from girls.

Count Graduon wouldn't be a thing because, especially in states with a high age of consent like Virginia, life gets vastly better for girls after high school, when they enter the world of men being able to openly hit on them and in the process enable them with free shit. Their self-esteem gets a huge boost, and they don't have to be around the mean girls from HS anymore. 18-21 are usually the best years for ugly girls because their youth offsets everything else. Moreover, young Chris wasn't especially ugly, just frumpy, so as a girl FC could probably keep attention well into her 20's.

I question if Sonichu would even happen at all -- because girls basically weren't into vidya back then. They were also rare on the internet. Anime cons were sausagefests with a 10:1 male:female gender ratio (even worse than furry cons today). If FC got involved in that stuff it would mostly be for the attention.
 
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Pointless Sperg said:
Here's the thing. Female Chris might have been unhappy, but she would be far, FAR less isolated than duck-wielding Chris is now. When you're a teenage girl, even if you're fat (and teenage Chris was chubby but not morbidly obese), a big chunk of the world still wants to fuck you. She might have had dalliances with older men in high school, or if she was sufficiently protected she would've immediately turned into a megawhore in college. Girls don't need attraction signs.

As negative as this outcome would have been, it would still be better than what Chris experienced. Girl Chris would have many thousands of hours of unpaid social interaction. She would have been able to go out and socialize and meet people who actively put in an effort to spend time with her -- something that male Chris always wanted but never received. Even if she was a tard, she would have had the experiences a lot of normal people take for granted and would have at least been better integrated into society by the virtue of her possessing china.

Girls with autism receive far less diagnoses because they receive far better socialization than boys do and generally cope better because of it -- because girls are automatically treated better in social situations. Female Chris might still have been a train wreck, but she wouldn't have been the 9/11 that Chris became.

Middle-aged autistic female Chris would still have problems, her looks would have faded and men would no longer invite her out to parties, but in her earlier years she'd have learned social skills that male Chris never did. She'd be far, far better at dealing with the world. She might've even landed a husband and turned into a Snorlax, birthing a future Christian.
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Christ, I happen to know a Diet Female Chris from my area who was mercilessly trolled by everyone in my younger days. We used to call her Monsterface because she looked like a rotting pumpkin with a Cleopatra wig sitting on a dunghill. She asked a female friend of mine if she can get pregnant after doing anal with a sad opportunist and she was told to eat lots of onions to not get pregnant. Someone from my circle hacked her MSN and had to go to the police but they've laughed it off. I see her on the street once in a blue moon and checked her social media a while ago. She worked as a security guard in a local museum but now works as a volunteer in an institute for mentally challenged individuals. Her hobbies are taking poor quality selfies and pictures of the same church.
 
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Manly_Brony said:
Christ, I happen to know a Diet Female Chris from my area who was mercilessly trolled by everyone in my younger days. We used to call her Monsterface because she looked like a rotting pumpkin with a Cleopatra wig sitting on a dunghill. She asked a female friend of mine if she can get pregnant after doing anal with a sad opportunist and she was told to eat lots of onions to not get pregnant. Someone from my circle hacked her MSN and had to go to the police but they've laughed it off. I see her on the street once in a blue moon and checked her social media a while ago. She worked as a security guard in a local museum but now works as a volunteer in an institute for mentally challenged individuals. Her hobbies are taking poor quality selfies and pictures of the same church.
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I bet you she didn't have to pay a hooker or fuck her dad to lose her virginity.
 
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Bobert-chu's death.

The Bluespike incident.

The first time his nudes got leaked, that's gonna be upsetting for most people, let alone someone with the mind of a child. Every other time after that tho he should have known better.

Patty the dog's death. In my opinion the best issue of Sonichu is the one where he uses CWCville basically as an analogue for heaven and writes his dog going there after she died and has a happy existence in Chris' own personal utopia.
 
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For me, I think it was the entirety of Chris Chans life. Don’t get me wrong, what they did to Barbara was horrific, gut wrenching even and Chris deserves to rot in jail. But I often wonder what life could of been like if Chris ever got early intervention, then maybe, JUST maybe, things could of been different.
 
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I never felt bad for Chris in the slightest. I felt bad for Bob and a little for Barb. They had to deal with prank calls, a son that exposed their home lives and that they seemed more concerned with Chris being arrested instead of for their health and well-being.

I do feel bad for Bob who had an estranged and strained relationship with his kids from the first marriage.
 
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The March 2008 emails to Megan in general had crossed a line, the aftermath of the ShecameforCWC.JPG going public; but what really made me feel sorry for Chris was this bit from the March 21 email that month:

Yet I do not regret drawing the drawing, because if I hadn't released my frustrations in the creative sense, I might actually have done something really dumb and stupid. It was really stupid of me to let my impulsive anger get the best of me and make me upload it in an attempt to shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down.

It's really a rock bottom of cringe, at about the time of his then most reprehensible sexcapade that anyone knew of. It comes in a middle of a spate of unanswered emails he wrote that month; he's clingy as well as sexually out-of-control. He appeared to have no idea how irreparable that drawing and the ensuing feckless explanation had made whatever relationship he and Megan actually had. Chris really was shown up to be a complete degenerate, a sex object without the sex appeal. If he really meant all that he explained to Megan, it was depressing; if he was just bullshitting, it was idiotic yet fiendish. In that email he crossed the line from NEET to actual menace.

And yet so pathetic, if he meant what he was saying. He was so clueless (And rapey. He even views the ladies, and gentlemen, of Encyclopedia Dramatica as sex objects down whose throats he fantasizes about shoving things.)
 
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Lucky Jim said:
The March 2008 emails to Megan in general had crossed a line, the aftermath of the ShecameforCWC.JPG going public; but what really made me feel sorry for Chris was this bit from the March 21 email that month:

Yet I do not regret drawing the drawing, because if I hadn't released my frustrations in the creative sense, I might actually have done something really dumb and stupid. It was really stupid of me to let my impulsive anger get the best of me and make me upload it in an attempt to shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down.

It's really a rock bottom of cringe, at about the time of his then most reprehensible sexcapade that anyone knew of. It comes in a middle of a spate of unanswered emails he wrote that month; he's clingy as well as sexually out-of-control. He appeared to have no idea how irreparable that drawing and the ensuing feckless explanation had made whatever relationship he and Megan actually had. Chris really was shown up to be a complete degenerate, a sex object without the sex appeal. If he really meant all that he explained to Megan, it was depressing; if he was just bullshitting, it was idiotic yet fiendish. In that email he crossed the line from NEET to actual menace.

And yet so pathetic, if he meant what he was saying. He was so clueless (And rapey. He even views the ladies, and gentlemen, of Encyclopedia Dramatica as sex objects down whose throats he fantasizes about shoving things.)
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What's disturbing is that he hasn't changed that mindset. According to discord chats before the incest, Chris was complaining that even though he's not a virgin with rage anymore (Mia Hamm), he still wanted a boyfriend-free girl because he misses a woman's touch. His failed coping on being in a polyamorous relationships with his OC's and a copyright character certainly didn't help. Then Chris got it in his demented mind to get a book specifically on how to have sex with the disabled, and the rest was Christory. I wonder how long Chris was fantasying about Barb? If anything, Chris takes his dreams literally (how he should father a girl named Crystal; Bob living longer than a specific timeframe). So if that's an indicator, Chris needs to be put on more meds.
 
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Not to mention who knows how long Barb demanded he spoon her post Bob's death...and him massaging her shoulders/sensual massages...
 
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Lucky Jim said:
He appeared to have no idea how irreparable that drawing and the ensuing feckless explanation had made whatever relationship he and Megan actually had.
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The absolute worst part of that was Chris thinking Megan didn't understand what was happening in the picture, so he thought he needed to explain it to her.
 
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I do sometimes wish Chris kinda did get what he wanted in terms of revenge for a troll. It can’t be fun to have so many fuckups you never get closure for over the years. I think everyone can relate to having that one annoying dickhead who we’d really like to bodyslam publicly once.
 
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Lucky Jim said:
He crossed the line from NEET to actual menace.
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The signs had been there for YEARS. Chris is living proof of several pipelines, the incel to troon pipline and the incel/troon to sexual deviant to sex criminal pipeline. Chris already crossed the threshold into "doll fucker" the day he made the JULAY! video and humped a blow up doll on camera. It was just a matter of time before he'd move on to the next threshold. Either a dog fucker, a kiddie diddler, or a rapist, it just came as a surprise to us all who his victim ended up being.

To stay on topic, I feel sorry more for the people who have to deal with Chris at present,(Heilburg. the jail staff, the prosecution) We don't know if Chris has regularly conferenced with Heilburg to discuss the situation, but i can just imagine him sitting down and having to listen to Chris sperg on about how this all pointless because he didn't do anything wrong, and because he's "literally the real player one and Jesus" he'll be set free soon, and if not he'll just call down the apocalypse to punish everyone who "betrayed" him.
 
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The absolute worst part of that was Chris thinking Megan didn't understand what was happening in the picture, so he thought he needed to explain it to her.
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Thinking on it now, that, and his conversations with the trolls to take down the ED page, this was the starting point where Chris started to talk at people rather than with them. And it's never changed. Him talking to Megan through the email is basically him trying to make her understand what he's going through, thinking he's smarter than her. Unfortunately it's done in a poor way (thank you for the mainstreaming education, Borb). Now, it's shifted to his letters from jail, now with even 100% more bonus autism. And the people who defend/enable Chris wonder why he isn't bad. One look at shecameforcwc and the email should revolt any lgbt/sjw away from Chris immediately (then again, they'll argue "well those mean trolls/bullies took advantage of a mentally challenged individual."); they have a lot to learn.
 
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