Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

Despite the horrible thing he did to end up in jail i still have a vary vary vary vary slight molecule shred of sympathy for him in general as a fellow autistic adult. I understand the difficulty it causes in life and the ungodly loneliness. If he would of gotten some help, learned to mask it , and got away from his parents ,then maybe just maybe life would of turned out better for him....too late now...
 
The 3 stages of Chris Chan acceptance:

OMG they're bullying that sweet exceptional individual! those monsters!
Ok, why does he keep telling everyone he's smarter than them and falling for this shit?
Ok fuck it, he deserves pretty much all of this.
For some people there is a fourth is this guy a troll stage.
 
I honestly feel sorry for him right this instant. Once he was a diaperfur tier retard, pitiful and disgusting but naive and generally harmless.

There was an innocence about his little autistic world he'd built for himself out of legos and sonic dolls and cum rags. Years go by without my paying attention, and suddenly he's the world's most hideous tranny, and in jail for incest. I look into all of his recent delusions and they hinge around stupid internet ideas, such as transgenderism, covid, and other hoaxes. It becomes immediately obvious that the internet has completely mindfucked him.

I feel like the last several awful years of his life reflect some kind of microcosm of what social media has done to humanity.

In an earlier incarnation, he was just a sad fat retard whose biggest problem in life is feuding with sega over what color sonic's arms should be, and when I compare that to 2022 tranny jailbird literal motherfucker Chris, holy shit I feel bad for the poor sperg.
This always makes revisiting his older videos bittersweet. They're still funny, but ultimately there was an autistic charm to the way Chris portrayed himself back then making fanfics and lego skits, like a naive scared child in the body of a fat tard. That was all lost when the house burned down, Bob died, and Chris trooned. Had it not been for his history online he'd probably be, at best, another generic tranny schizocow with a couple hundred page long thread and not much else.
 
The housefire.
I was sure that this was it and we would never hear from him again because he would either learn from it or live on the streets.

Instead it got far worse.
What really drove me nuts about the housefire is that the county DID come out to look at the hoarding situation. But, instead of recognizing that the house was a fucking health/fire hazard, they didn't do shit because "the mess was not outside of the house." Bottom line is that (regardless of how I feel about them) two humans almost lost their lives due to the physical manifestation of their poor mental health, and the people in charge of the public safety institutions that are in place to protect people from themselves did nothing. That's my rant. Thanks.
 
Call me an asshole if you want but I've never felt bad for Chris. The sole contender for a moment of feeling any sympathy for him is maybe when his father died, but even then, any compassion I might have for him is evened out by the fact that while Bob was dying in the next room, Chris was stripping to 'Fuck the pain away'.
Mental issues or not, at some point (and for Chris that point was sometime in 2007 or 2008 ) you are the cause of your own suffering. I don't have any sympathy for anything that happened to him and I can't bring myself to think negatively of any of the trolls for what they did, no matter how fucked up, because let's be real, Chris did everything that he did voluntarily. Everything. He never had a gun to his head and always had the option of just walking away from his computer.
Him becoming ever more insufferable through the years doesn't help either.
 
But, instead of recognizing that the house was a fucking health/fire hazard, they didn't do shit because "the mess was not outside of the house." Bottom line is that … two humans almost lost their lives due to the physical manifestation of their poor mental health, and the people in charge of the public safety institutions that are in place to protect people from themselves did nothing.
In America, people have a right to live in piles of trash and put themselves in danger. We are not supposed to be protected from ourselves. The authorities did exactly what they’re meant to do.
 
This always makes revisiting his older videos bittersweet. They're still funny, but ultimately there was an autistic charm to the way Chris portrayed himself back then making fanfics and lego skits, like a naive scared child in the body of a fat tard. That was all lost when the house burned down, Bob died, and Chris trooned. Had it not been for his history online he'd probably be, at best, another generic tranny schizocow with a couple hundred page long thread and not much else.
He fucked his mother.
 
I never felt bad for Chris during the blue spike incident. It was over a ps3 account iirc? Chris always had the power to just say "fuck you" and hang up the phone. He could have recovered his PS account or better yet just said fuck it and learned how to touch grass.
 
I never felt bad for Chris during the blue spike incident. It was over a ps3 account iirc? Chris always had the power to just say "fuck you" and hang up the phone. He could have recovered his PS account or better yet just said fuck it and learned how to touch grass.
It was one of the instances where Chris wanted both things and wasn't accepting to compromise or sacrifice. At that point he had to have known Julay was fake: he went all the way to Ohio, and I believe this was before his PSN account was hijacked. You are right: the smart thing would've been to stop talking to Bluespike, contact Sony and resolve the issue. But Chris didn't have any friends and just had to play along. It would continue during the Idea Guy saga. I get Chris doesn't like being alone, but it doesn't help if he still has an obnoxious attitude.

Hindsight: Borb should have taken Chris to sped school so he can cope better and act right.
 
I never felt bad for Chris during the blue spike incident. It was over a ps3 account iirc? Chris always had the power to just say "fuck you" and hang up the phone. He could have recovered his PS account or better yet just said fuck it and learned how to touch grass.
Blue also gave him the option to set the necklace on fire. Chris chose the butt.
 
Blue also gave him the option to set the necklace on fire. Chris chose the butt.
Heh, Bluespike asked him first to apologize to Snyder, yet he chose a crayola up his ass. Just let that sink in - pre-troon pre-Idea-guys pre-Merge Chris would rather shove a medallion up his ass than apologize!

I never felt bad for Chris during the blue spike incident. It was over a ps3 account iirc? Chris always had the power to just say "fuck you" and hang up the phone. He could have recovered his PS account or better yet just said fuck it and learned how to touch grass.
Exactly what I think about it. BlueSpike didn't tell him "SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS OR I WILL KILL JULAY", no, he told Chris to choose between her and PSN account, Chris chose her. but wanted an account back anyway, since "he made the right choice". Then Spike presented him with options and out of all of them he chose a medallion without hesitation. Trolls didn't give it back and Chris just contacted PSN support and they gave it back to him, so he didn't have to do any of this. Years later he got hacked again and agreed to hump PS3 and sing "It's ok to be gay" twice, yet when he was told to sing it for the third time, he just said "I don't care, you can have it." Yeah, that sounds fucked up, but if you think about it, Chris actually did more for it to end this way than Bluespike.
 
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Heh, Bluespike asked him first to apologize tp Snyder, yet he chose a crayola up his ass. Just let that sink in - pre-troon pre-Idea-guys pre-Merge Chris would rather shove a medallion up his ass than apologize!
Not surprising since he still thinks the same way now (no remorse for what he did to Barb). He was willing to go to jail and saying the merge/collective shift would still occur.
Chris actually did more for it to end this way than Bluespike.
That's the most effort Chris did in his miserable existence (that and telling everyone to vote for him in the Parappa contest).
 
I feel bad for Chris, overall. If Bob or Barb had had any genuine interest in their son, none of this would have happened. For a long time, Chris hanged on to everything his parents told him like any child would. If they weren't so neglectful they could have steered him in the right direction. They even kept him from getting that he needed because it would make them look bad and they became a menace to their community in the process.
 
I feel bad for Chris, overall. If Bob or Barb had had any genuine interest in their son, none of this would have happened. For a long time, Chris hanged on to everything his parents told him like any child would. If they weren't so neglectful they could have steered him in the right direction. They even kept him from getting that he needed because it would make them look bad and they became a menace to their community in the process.
Chris is a motherfucker.
 
I feel bad for Chris, overall. If Bob or Barb had had any genuine interest in their son, none of this would have happened. For a long time, Chris hanged on to everything his parents told him like any child would. If they weren't so neglectful they could have steered him in the right direction. They even kept him from getting that he needed because it would make them look bad and they became a menace to their community in the process.
Bob had more interest in Chris, as they were together more after they moved and Barb was still working. According to his letters, Bob knew of sonichu, Barb, not as much. They were more ignorant than neglectful (although the abusive babysitter story still remains to be debunked). At least Bob tried steering Chris in the right direction, but with his autism, Chris was pushing away from his dad, and gravitated more to his mom. The reason for this was that Bob was giving Chris constructive criticism, something that Chris hates, although he was closer to Barb due to fear and manipulation. The rest of Christory is that Borb had hopes that with their brand of parenting Chris could function, but it didn't turn out as they'd hope.

As an adult, Chris had to be held as the same standard of all adults living in society. The problem is Chris was raised as a spoiled egotistical child, that he didn't want to adhere to normal social rules, hence why this guy was getting into trouble with authorities as early as 2005. We can blame Borb all we want, but it's on Chris to decide as a 40 year old how to conduct himself. As it is now, I don't think Chris will.
 
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I'm not saying anything new here, but the way that everybody he knew kinda systematically gaslit him into believing he was "high-functioning" in any meaningful way, and that he had good art skills, and friends that cared about him... That still gets to me sometimes. I'm not nearly the tard Chris is, but I was an awkward guy too. People pretending to like you because of some sense of obligation is worse than just being ignored or told to your face that you're disliked. At least you can take the knowledge that you're ugly, weak, and stupid, and work with it to improve yourself, or come to terms with your limitations and figure out how to redefine yourself in spite of them. Chris believed in a false version of himself back then, and when that image inevitably collapsed after there was no systematic effort to sustain it, he wasn't smart enough to understand why his life was suddenly horrible, and that had to have been a factor in going from gullible autist to full-blown lolcow from his 20's onwards.
 
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