Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

I'd like to add that I felt sorry for him when his house burned down.

Also, in a weird way, I felt sorry for him when he sliced open his taint to let his China out. Yes, that was 100% his own fault. It still goes to show how gullible he is, and how far that can take him. It's also why I'm skeptical that any tragic event will be enough to shake him out of his delusions.
 
Kind of felt bad for him when Bluespike revealed himself. The "oh" Chris mutters has more legitimate emotion than we've seen from him ever.
 
I dunno if it's already been posted but I thought Chris's response was pretty sad when Count Dankula asked Chris if his love quest was over (timestamped at 13:30)

Funny how he says that the admittedly fake relationships with trolls didn't work because he was destined to "marry" the cartoon voices on his head.

Like if a relationship with a 13 year old brat pretending to be a 19 year old girl to laugh at you could have worked some-fucking-how. Really, what a dumb motherfucker.
After watching the latest part of the documentary, I felt sad watching those clips of Chris smiling and talking about Kacy, thinking that they really were a couple. He looked really happy and it must have crushed Him when He found out it was trolls.
I think he only found out last year by watching youtube documentaries about him (after all, he actually still thinks Bluespike got murdered, like he said when he made a card about him), too far late to give a shit. And he was pretty much over Kacey and Liquid the very next day anyways,
 
Pretty much Chris's entire life makes me sad. Patti's death was a tearjerker because losing a beloved pet is hard, and reading the eulogy he wrote and the comic he made with her was so depressing. Something that was especially upsetting was during a call with Alec Benson Leary when he talks about "who framed roger rabbit" and it becomes apparent just what Sonichu and CWCville meant to him and the impact it had on him. It gets worse if i think about how Sonichu and CWCville were ruined by the IG(correct me if im wrong). Chris's only escape was ruined and its just so sad.
 
Pretty much Chris's entire life makes me sad. Patti's death was a tearjerker because losing a beloved pet is hard, and reading the eulogy he wrote and the comic he made with her was so depressing. Something that was especially upsetting was during a call with Alec Benson Leary when he talks about "who framed roger rabbit" and it becomes apparent just what Sonichu and CWCville meant to him and the impact it had on him. It gets worse if i think about how Sonichu and CWCville were ruined by the IG(correct me if im wrong). Chris's only escape was ruined and its just so sad.

You are correct. The Idea Guys perverted (more) of what Sonichu meant to Chris. It's one of the reasons why he doesn't hate them as much as other past trolls.
 
If his parents raised him properly, he might have had a prayer of being normal. Instead they assumed his 'tisms meant he was a lost cause from birth and kept him isolated with his Sega hardware and porn.

Plus having a child near retirement age is an all-around terrible idea anyway, not just for the birth defects closer to menopause. You've already lived the craziest years of your life and have no energy to give a little one the proper amount of attention, let alone a sped case. That's what depresses me.
 
Chris is too much of a foolish douche for me to feel sorry for him, rather I feel pity.

This is a guy at the cusp of entering his forties, and what does he have to show for it besides "transitioning" and being the creator of Sonichu? He has no genuine friends, most of his family doesn't want anything to do with him, his mom likely won't make it beyond this decade, he could be looking at homelessness if he doesn't look for a part time job to supplement his tugboat (good luck convincing him to do that, his laziness is legendary), and his health is so poor that he could be looking at some serious issues in the near future.

What started as a comedy has slowly transformed into a fucking tragedy, it's become so depressing that I mostly checked out.
 
I would feel bad for Chris when he lost Patti, if he didn't turn around and threaten to have her ghost haunt the trolls.

Otherwise I do have some pity for Chris in general, as he was basically set up to fail from the start, but, as many have pointed out, the worst things that happen to him are often self inflicted. While others may have contributed to his ego and sense of entitlement, it is ultimately his fault that he ran over Michael Schneider, and maced a gamestop employee. Some might say that his mental disablity prevents him from being held accountable for his actions, and I would agree with that, but my sympathies rest with the victims of this overgrown manchild.
 
I always feel sorry for the stupid twat when someone brings up that he killed his dick with lady pills.

I think i feel more sorry for Chris' poor crank than i do for him though. Poor bastard got bent and stuck in snow and an unclit and then just got poisoned to death.

F for the duck lads
 
Unpopular opinion time: his entire fucking life.

One of the things that makes Chris a hard watch is that it's very hard to say how much of him is nuture and how much is nature. Going in, Chris got dealt a pretty shitty hand. Being severely autistic can make things hard, after all. But a lot of Chris' more odious behavior can be directly laid at the feet of Barbara Chandler. All evidence is that every single time Bob tried to teach him responsibility, work ethics, or basic life lessons, Barb was right there to coddle the shit out of him and ensure none of it took.

Chris didn't have his needs met by mainstreaming; he got basically a dumbed down version of the same ciriculum everyone else got in his district and he never went on to any secondary education whatsoever. Because of this he never got the socialization or education he needed to help him cope with his issues. Barb enabled him and directly caused him to get worse. Barb taught him to hoard. Barb taught him to be completely dependent and failed to intervene with his bigger issues, letting them metastasize further. Bob unfortunately could only do so much, and had his own troubles in turn. He had no real friends. The tragedy with Chris is that Chris' combination of Autism and the utter failure of his socialization means that Chris inevitably burns out anyone who legitimately cares about him.

Now factor in his e-fame which he got through his own issues, and his more outrageous behavior circa the GAMe PLACe. An already deeply damaged individual became worse, and all the patterns Chris coined earlier have become more and more dangerous with time. Chris has increasingly been pushed into terrible things, and has taken more and more social and economic damage each time, allthewhile pushing away anyone who tries to help him. He belongs to the rare category of Lolcow who it's impossible to feel sorry for because he always fucks things up worse on his own and he appreciates nothing. No incident embodies this as much as the guard dog saga.

Perhaps most heartbreaking of all is that under the worst, there's signs that there's a better side to Chris. The part of him that donates to charity and encourages him to help out with events and try to be a good person at times. The stuff that Bob clearly tried to teach him and never really stuck. It's a chilling reminder that some people are their own worst enemy and will inevitably are brought low by their own flaws.
 
For me it was the date with that Emily (I think that’s what her name was?)

Chris wanted a girlfriend bad and while his lack of self reflection and improvement made that impossible, I felt that this was one of the (very) few times that the trolling went to far.

We get it! Chris couldn’t get laid, no need for this cunt Emily to drive all the way to Virginia with her BF just to dangle it in his face like that.
 
When Bob died. 'Ol Chris realized that Bob was the guy who could get him out from Barb's claws only after he died. I choose to believe that Bob's death hit him later then it should have. But I suspect it his hard. At least for a bit.
 
The one time i genuinely felt sorry for chris is during the early days of the tomgirl saga. More specifically when he found out that his high school gal pals weren't genuinely interested in being his friends.

You could tell that it really got to chris. He's went through plenty of trauma in his life between the poor upbringing and the trolling. Most of it of his own making. This event was different though. His high school days were the one rock in his life. The one time he could look back to fondly. When he was truly happy. Romanticized or not the high school gal pals were a point of real happiness for chris. Finding out they were frauds really put him in a downward spiral.

Of all the events that have happened they never really seemed to have any effect on chris emotionally. Every false girlfriend, every trolling event, nude picture exposure. Chris always seemed to recover within a couple days. Even the Blanca saga barely emitted a response. This was one of the few events that ever made chris threaten suicide.

"This makes me so sad, I actually considered suicide. The only reasons I don't do it are my mother and my dogs, and that premature death leaves one in limbo. I am really hurt, and I feel emotionally paralyzed and numb. It all hurts."

Maybe chris was being melodramatic, maybe it was just attention seeking behavior. Either way he never got to the point of emotional distress where he threatened to take his own life. Chris was obviously in a bad state emotionally. Worse he wasn't getting the help he needed. Weather you believe chris is trans or not(i personally have mixed feelings) he was clearly suffering from the early stages of dysphoria. Within a year he had began his transition and was being hospitalized for an infection stemming from attempted genital mutilation during his "unclit" episode.

I tend to think trans people are mentally ill. A contemptuous opinion among some. But i most definitely advocate for anyone experiencing mental illness to receive the help they need. Chris's history with mental healthcare is spotty at best. This event among others around this time led to a precipitous degradation in chris's grasp on reality and general mental health. Moving forward chris went from being an awkward, autistic, fairly odd and sheltered individual to a delusional, closed off, depressed, shut in. He went from using cwcville and his OCs as escapism to truly believing they exist. Chris always understood that his creations were fantasy, even saying as much himself.

After his transition. After the idea guys. Chris lost what tenuous grip on reality he had. His story went from an entertaining one of laughable behavior and poor decisions to that of an insane person struggling to cope with a squandered life. Trying to ignore adulthood in a feeble attempt to pacifiy their own insane delusions and live life as a perpetual child.
 
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The Kacey's father call is probably the most sorry I felt for Chris.

In that call "Matt Devoria" is laying it all out to him and Chris realize he is a failure and is trying to defend himself but can't.

And for close second is the call between Kacey and Liquid Chris when they where getting married and Chris sperged the fuck out and attempted to involve his parents to defend him.
 
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