Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

JeanActimel said:
It's only gonna get worse sadly.
A 10 years old autistic sperg is kinda cute and quirky in some way.
A 20 year old sperg is worrysome.
But past 30 it's straight up patetic.
The last stretch of Chris's life will be pretty dire.I will keep an eye on it like a lot of us tho.
Liquid Chris is really the version of Chris we all wanted. Wish he would leave the internet "on top" by his own volition like his alter ego but we all know it's gonna end with an obituary web page with Chis's name on it.
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Well, there's really never going to be someone like Chris again for quite some time. I'm approaching my 30s, and some of my peers are in their mid-30s with PhDs and psychology degrees who followed his antics over the years and are interested in or already writing theses describing the circumstances involving autism and family dynamics very similar to the Chandler household. Chris is still an internet phenomenon that's probably the closest thing we've gotten to an actual real-world Truman Show so I wouldn't be surprised if a few wealthy Kiwis (by 2030-40) help pay for the funeral, casket, and space burial.

"Of all the souls I've encountered in my travels, His was the most... Autistic."

 
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I've always felt bad for the guy honestly, it's like a whole life was wasted and ruined because of mental disorder. Don't get me wrong, I still get the usual chuckle out of his sperging over the years, but sometimes I just stop and think "if only he got to be normal, or got some help with that shit". Just looking at his whole life depresses me a little I guess.
 
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Korpon said:
I've always felt bad for the guy honestly, it's like a whole life was wasted and ruined because of mental disorder. Don't get me wrong, I still get the usual chuckle out of his sperging over the years, but sometimes I just stop and think "if only he got to be normal, or got some help with that shit". Just looking at his whole life depresses me a little I guess.
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If Chris only got to be normal, then he wouldn’t be Chris anymore.

As for “get some help with that shit” the best known cure for that line of thinking, is recalling all the times that Chris got help.

(Like when the tomboy club was supposed to help him take down the trolls, and one of the members asked him: “Aren’t YOU going to help?” And Chris explained that nah, he wasn’t going to do that.)

What would happen if Chris got some help with one of his issues?

I’ll tell you exactly what: Chris would go “mhmm yeah dats nice!” and sit down to play with his toys while waiting for his problem to get solved. He’d contribute absolutely nothing himself unless you forced him, except for maybe shitting his pants, and even then he’d moan and bitch and complain about it.

There is a reason why everyone who have ever tried to help Chris either quietly gave up or fled.

That reason is that Chris is Chris.
(And I don’t mean that in an A-loggish way. Chris is who he is, and it’s as pointless to get angry over it, as it is to get angry on a wolf killing a deer on the Discovery Channel.)
 
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Fapcop said:
If Chris only got to be normal, then he wouldn’t be Chris anymore.

As for “get some help with that shit” the best known cure for that line of thinking, is recalling all the times that Chris got help.

(Like when the tomboy club was supposed to help him take down the trolls, and one of the members asked him: “Aren’t YOU going to help?” And Chris explained that nah, he wasn’t going to do that.)

What would happen if Chris got some help with one of his issues?

I’ll tell you exactly what: Chris would go “mhmm yeah dats nice!” and sit down to play with his toys while waiting for his problem to get solved. He’d contribute absolutely nothing himself unless you forced him, except for maybe shitting his pants, and even then he’d moan and bitch and complain about it.

There is a reason why everyone who have ever tried to help Chris either quietly gave up or fled.

That reason is that Chris is Chris.
(And I don’t mean that in an A-loggish way. Chris is who he is, and it’s as pointless to get angry over it, as it is to get angry on a wolf killing a deer on the Discovery Channel.)
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Yeah you're right, people have tried to help him. I guess I mean "help" as in a mental health specialist from a young age helping him, then again he may have had one and it didn't help or it's kinda hopeless for him. In order to get better, you gotta want to get better yourself and work for it, but as you said, Chris doesn't even care.
 
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Korpon said:
Yeah you're right, people have tried to help him. I guess I mean "help" as in a mental health specialist from a young age helping him, then again he may have had one and it didn't help or it's kinda hopeless for him. In order to get better, you gotta want to get better yourself and work for it, but as you said, Chris doesn't even care.
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One of the quintessential Chris moments was when trolls “kidnapped” his heartsweet AND held his PlayStation accounts hostage too.

Chris could only have one of the two, and this is kind of symbolic for Chris.

Would he choose another person, the adult life with a romantic partner and possible china or would he choose toys?

Chris couldn’t make up his mind between the two, and this is really peak Chris. It’s not that he doesn’t care. (That laziness doh!) He does care, but he wants the fun parts of adult life, but only the fun parts AND he wants his toys and staying a kid.


(Another reason why this incident is so revealing is Chris’s original reaction. He chose the girlfriend, but only did it because he expected to be rewarded for “making the right choice” by getting both things. Just like on TV.)
 
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He chose the girlfriend, but only did it because he expected to be rewarded for “making the right choice” by getting both things. Just like on TV
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See also Sonichu having to make the choice between Twue Wuv (saving Rosechu) or the future of CWCville (saving Chris) in his dream during the 'feeder' sequence. He chooses the former, but ends up - with no further effort - getting both. That's how Chris wants his life to be. He wants everything that he sees as good for him, not just part of it - but puts no real effort into doing so, instead putting his faith in whatever lessons he's 'learned' from his current favourite cartoon.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
Well, there's really never going to be someone like Chris again for quite some time. I'm approaching my 30s, and some of my peers are in their mid-30s with PhDs and psychology degrees who followed his antics over the years and are interested in or already writing theses describing the circumstances involving autism and family dynamics very similar to the Chandler household. Chris is still an internet phenomenon that's probably the closest thing we've gotten to an actual real-world Truman Show so I wouldn't be surprised if a few wealthy Kiwis (by 2030-40) help pay for the funeral, casket, and space burial.

"Of all the souls I've encountered in my travels, His was the most... Autistic."
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"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." - Hunter S. Thompson

It's going to be a looong time before there's anyone like Chris. What made him today was bizarre mixture of nurture and circumstance and, of course, autism. Looking around the farms he's unique in that he's kind of the benign tumor of internet personalities, just a weird-shaped mass of flesh that takes up resources but is otherwise harmless. I can't say the same for any of the psychos, and pedos that have threads here.
 
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Never felt genuinely sorry for Chris, but I did weep for Barbara when I went back in time too late and she gave birth to Chris.
 
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I have never felt sorry for chris but the christmas video made me feel awful for Bob, Honestly i'm glad bob is dead so he doesn't have to see the shame that became his home and family.
Rest well sweet lumberjack you were too good for the chandlers.
 
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I think mine was the usual journey of a Christorian.

1) Discovery and curiosity - the gamestop incident
2) Sympathy hearing about the trolls harassing an autistic man and his humble comic
3) Trying to help - in my case donating money for cat medicine because my own cat had been put down the year before
4) Learning he spent said money on games / lego / nail polish
5) Hatred, weening, abuse
6) Chilling over time and realizing Chris is not a black or white morality tale
7) Observing, becoming a Christorian

I think the one time I truly felt sorry for Christian was the Bluespike saga when I watched the first run of Geno's documentary. But I don't blame Blue because I know he was a young kid trying to impress his peers, and as a kid, didn't know the limits. That or driving all the way to Ohio just because of the danger it could have exposed Christopher to in his long odyssey.

What I'd give though for Chris to somehow get his life in order. Get off the internet, get medical help, and get financially sorted... but it's too little, too late. He's in major trouble, and I'll just have to watch.
 
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Tiger Tanaka said:
I think mine was the usual journey of a Christorian.

1) Discovery and curiosity - the gamestop incident
2) Sympathy hearing about the trolls harassing an autistic man and his humble comic
3) Trying to help - in my case donating money for cat medicine because my own cat had been put down the year before
4) Learning he spent said money on games / lego / nail polish
5) Hatred, weening, abuse
6) Chilling over time and realizing Chris is not a black or white morality tail
7) Observing, becoming a Christorian

I think the one time I truly felt sorry for Christian was the Bluespike saga when I watched the first run of Geno's documentary. But I don't blame Blue because I know he was a young kid trying to impress his peers, and as a kid, didn't know the limits. That or driving all the way to Ohio just because of the danger it could have exposed Christopher to in his long odyssey.
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I kind of see the Ohio trip as one of the positive things trolls (inadvertently) did for Chris.

He got to go on a little adventure, and as he later wrote Clyde Cash, quite enjoyed the trip.

While Chris is hardly the sharpest knife in the drawer, he had been driving around by himself for years in Ruckersville, so a trip to Ohio would hardly be dangerous.

The most fucked up thing about that whole trip was probably his parents reaction: Calling the police on their adult son and threatening Chris with kicking him out of the house. Which probably led to further depression and isolation for Chris.

(What the hell was Bob and Barb thinking at that point? Either their son is an adult, in which case they should have encouraged things like the trip... Or he’s a child who can’t be trusted on a minor trip, in which case they should have put him in a group home or something. Not only was Chris close to 30 at this point, but it should have been pretty fucking obvious, especially to Bob that he wouldn’t be around forever.)
 
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darkwingdicks said:
Any video of his house makes me legitimately sad. Chris will forever be a hoarder because of the shitty habits Barb instilled into him as “normal”.
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Even by Chris's admission, he thought the horde was getting too much. It's just that he didn't have the power to tell Barb off to get rid of it, even after the housefire. He's just lazy now.
 
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Even by Chris's admission, he thought the horde was getting too much. It's just that he didn't have the power to tell Barb off to get rid of it, even after the housefire. He's just lazy now.
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Some people think that Chris is a hoarder because of the trolling. He never knows if a person is real or not, and his physical possessions are one of the few things he KNOWS are real.

It’s an interesting theory, but I don’t buy it.

Chris is a hoarder because he has picked up on his moms habits, and because he has grown up to be an incredibly materialistic person. Chris’s possessions are what defines him: He likes Sonic, so he has a bunch of Sonic crap that he never throws out. Same with his lifelong brand loyalty to MLP or Transformers.

Chris is also lazy and loves the path of least resistance: Hence he didn’t have any problems getting rid of some of Bob’s things, but getting rid of his own hoard or telling Barb off and clean out her stuff? Nah, that’s hard work.


The video where he’s stumbling around the hoarded up house and admits that “his parents are a bit of packrats” also kinda gave me the feels.

He clearly hates the situation, but doing something about it is hard work, so Chris prefers to lose himself in his own room. (And own horde)
 
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Some people think that Chris is a hoarder because of the trolling. He never knows if a person is real or not, and his physical possessions are one of the few things he KNOWS are real.

It’s an interesting theory, but I don’t buy it.

Chris is a hoarder because he has picked up on his moms habits, and because he has grown up to be an incredibly materialistic person. Chris’s possessions are what defines him: He likes Sonic, so he has a bunch of Sonic crap that he never throws out. Same with his lifelong brand loyalty to MLP or Transformers.

Chris is also lazy and loves the path of least resistance: Hence he didn’t have any problems getting rid of some of Bob’s things, but getting rid of his own hoard or telling Barb off and clean out her stuff? Nah, that’s hard work.


The video where he’s stumbling around the hoarded up house and admits that “his parents are a bit of packrats” also kinda gave me the feels.

He clearly hates the situation, but doing something about it is hard work, so Chris prefers to lose himself in his own room. (And own horde)
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So, the Chandler's are on the verge of repeating history by becoming the next Collyer brothers?
 
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