Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

Hogar Grupal said:
That would been Bob's cue not to enroll Chris at PVCC. And we all know how that turned out.
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It certainly should have, don't get me wrong. Chris is a bad person with a dogshit judgement and horrible sence of entitlement to name two of his many flaws. Bob and Barbara was doubtlesly unable to care for/guide Chris to give him any proper form of foundaition for life in spite of his mental disability wich contributed to his present day existance. He brought this on himself but his graduation breakdown is a particularly sad moment since it marked the end of the (tragically) best time of his life

anti SJW said:
Did Chris ever find out that Bob paid the girls in high school to hang with Him?
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He did, probably part of why he only ever mentions Megan out of his highschool galpals nowadays.

Edit: possibly not probably, I don't know Chris or his deranged mind.
 
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anti SJW said:
Did Chris ever find out that Bob paid the girls in high school to hang with Him?
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RoboticRichardSimmons said:
Probably if he watches the documentaries and reads the CWCki. That's really not going to upset Chris considering he willingly paid for a prostitute.
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Asperchan said:
He did, probably part of why he only ever mentions Megan out of his highschool galpals nowadays.

Edit: possibly not probably, I don't know Chris or his deranged mind.
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Trolls posing as the galpals told him this and when he asked Barb she more or less confirmed it. He had a meltdown and claimed to be considering suicide.
 
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anti SJW said:
Did Chris ever find out that Bob paid the girls in high school to hang with Him?
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What I wonder myself is if Chris ever got into his head that he wasn't on the honor roll, he seemed sincere whenever he brought that up (in other words: he wouldn't shut the fuck up about it), and I think he believed it himself, but has never mentioned it again (not even once, AFAIK) since some classmate called him out on it on Facebook way back in 2014 (there also exists a troll call where Bob says Chris wasn't on the honor roll).

I have the theory that Barb may have told him so to make his little Igor feel speshul and dumbass ran with it all the way to Tijuana despite all evidence to the contrary.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
I guess it's pretty self-explanatory. Mine it's a video that doesn't get mentioned much, if ever:


While Chris shouting "DIS WHOLE WORLD'S CONFUSING MEEeeeEEeEE!" out of tune is pretty hilarious (no shit, Chris, no shit) he just feels so... defeated. You can tell he's is trying even less than usual, his DIY-repaired glasses make him look even more like a hopeless 'tard and the video is completely devoid of joy.

This was during the part of the Jackie saga where she kept him dancing on youtube like a monkey and Chris clearly didn't like it one bit but played along. It's almost like if by that point Chris suspected all of that may very well be horseshit, but had to desperately force himself to believe just in case it wasn't, because the alternative was worse (...I'm probably giving him too much credit, I know).

But above all, the part that gets me is when he gets to the "when you're lost out there and you're all alone" line and how his voice almost cracks completely like if that line really sank into him and on how lonely and miserable he was feeling.
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When he was getting manipulated by the Idea Guys, it's partially his fault for believing them but at the same time it was really shitty of them to do that to him.
 
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Most of the stuff is sad most of the time (sometimes funny at the same time) but the thing that makes me really sad is seeing how Chris is becoming more and more detached of reality. Also him being groomed to think he is trans just for some guys to laugh at him is quite sad.
 
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One time I felt genuinely sorry for CWC is when that jerk Michael Snyder and his mom ran him over. Twice.
Oh, wait, it was the other way around, nevermind.

Seriously, though, my cat had passed away about a couple years ago, and when Sorbet died, it did hit rather close to home that time.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
Snoopy was Barb's dog, but Chris had responsibility of him, which he failed as well. Anything that comes into contact with 14 BLC becomes filthy, lazy, obese, miserable and sad.
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I agree partially on that one. While Chris could've walked him and controlled his food portions, it's Barb's filthy hoard. It's the same hoard that infested Bob with bug bites in his dying days. I can only imagine what it's like for everyone else living there.
 
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thismanlies said:
I agree partially on that one. While Chris could've walked him and controlled his food portions, it's Barb's filthy hoard. It's the same hoard that infested Bob with bug bites in his dying days. I can only imagine what it's like for everyone else living there.
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These days the hoard is Chris havent you seen any recent videos? Chris has taken over the entire house. It's Legos, transformers, and pony trash everywhere. The walls covered in finger paintings and white knight art. The stacks of old hoard decorated with amiibos and cheap chinese molded plastic. With Bob ate by Barb bugs and Barb in dementia land Chris has gotten to take over nearly the entire house, including barbs room.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
These days the hoard is Chris havent you seen any recent videos? Chris has taken over the entire house. It's Legos, transformers, and pony trash everywhere. The walls covered in finger paintings and white knight art. The stacks of old hoard decorated with amiibos and cheap chinese molded plastic. With Bob ate by Barb bugs and Barb in dementia land Chris has gotten to take over nearly the entire house, including barbs room.
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it is starting to look more like the Norman Bates house in every update, with a delusional Chris roleplaying as a variety of things and his mother there almost lifeless at this point from how she looks
 
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Honestly, the only time I ever felt sorry for Chris was whenever Kacey was speaking to him. Liquid Chris was amazing and carried the weight of making that whole thing funny, but Kacey really just annoyed me. Her style was tedious and nagging, I found myself rolling my eyes and agreeing with Chris, which is truly horrifying to me.
 
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TheRedBaron said:
it is starting to look more like the Norman Bates house in every update, with a delusional Chris roleplaying as a variety of things and his mother there almost lifeless at this point from how she looks
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He also tried to lure Kacey there, so you may be more than right.
 
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Sinners said:
Honestly, the only time I ever felt sorry for Chris was whenever Kacey was speaking to him. Liquid Chris was amazing and carried the weight of making that whole thing funny, but Kacey really just annoyed me. Her style was tedious and nagging, I found myself rolling my eyes and agreeing with Chris, which is truly horrifying to me.
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The one time I felt a little bad for Chris was during the father call with Kacey. I agree everything said about Chris was true, but the call was set up in such a way where the deck was stacked against Chris harsher than a genuine meeting would be. I mean of course, no father in their right mind would ever let their daughter go out with Chris, but the whole call was set up in a way just for the purpose of chewing out Chris.

Edit: Tidying up some grammar.
 
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