🐮 Lolcow Timothy "Timbox" McKenzie

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I still think that if he was given a billion US$, control of a movie studio and the rights to his favorite franchises, the result would still be more interesting than the bland output of the majority of present-day Hollywood studios.
 
Did anyone else upon seeing the name expect to see the biggest embodiment of Canadian stereotypes this side of Bear Hugger? Nick Bate would rage with envy aboot this eh?

As for topic: Go for your dreams Tim. Films made by people who triumphed over their lack of talent hardly ever fail to entertain.
 
This is a general LOLcow thought, but it came to my mind while I was contemplating Timbox, so I'll post it here.

Many Lolcows show an interesting similarity with recognized modern artists: Working for a very long time on idiosyncratic-seeming projects.

The writer Arno Schmidt (who is thought to have been autistic by some psychologists) suggested that modern literature started with "Sylvie and Bruno" by Lewis Carroll, because it is the first novel in which reality and thoughts/imagination/hallucinations/dreams blend into each other. Carroll worked on it for 20 years, which is another trait of modern literature (as pointed out by Schmidt) - large books are created slowly, over many years. "Finnegans Wake" took 17 years for Joyce to finish, Schmidt's magnum opus ("Zettel's Traum" - roughly: "Dream of Notes") took, all in all, six years. Similarly, Thomas Pynchon writes one large novel every 10-15 years.

When Schmidt was in the final phase of writing "Zettel's Traum", he didn't talk to his wife or anyone anymore, when not absorbed in writing he'd stumble around the garden of his little secluded house in Bargfeld (a small out-of-the-way village in Northern Germany), and mumble to himself. This, and other similarly eccentric behaviours, has led some psychologists to consider Schmidt autistic.

The internet lolcows have their own strange projects which absorb them for years - Chris has been busy with Sonichu stuff from 2000 to the present, Timbox has been working (in the widest sense of the word) on his Asian-cartoon-girls-plus-dinosaurs-starring IMAX movie epic for an unspecified number of years, the same goes for the Golden Knight and his comic. Ulillilia - no, he's NOT a lolcow and may the gods forgive me for putting him into this paragraph... - Ulillilia is, like I said, not a lolcow but he IS autistic and has been creating his novel "The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters" for about 10 years.

Talking about internet lolcows of and some of the modern age's greatest literary geniuses next to each other may seem like a strange thing to do, but it is fun. Recently I went to see Arno Schmidt's Bargfeld house, which has been converted to a museum, as well as the "Bargfeld House of Books", a large antiquarian bookshop in the same village, which sells Schmidt's books as well as rare copies of his inspirations and favorite authors. I talked to the store's owner about Schmidt, and we came to mention the suspicion of autism, to which he said: "Well, this was a kind of educated autism!" Who knows - if some of our lolcows had been exposed not to SANIC, Pokeymanz, Dexter's Lab etc. but to material of greater artistic substance, given their perseverance and tendency to work on strange projects of their own for years and years, they may have developed into great artists themselves...
 
Just me meeting one of Dee Dee's Asian Friend, Lee Lee, in her pajamas (which consists of green sleeping pants and a light green long sleeved shirt that exposes her stomach). Sorry for being a faggot, or an idiot or a moron but Don't call me names that I'don't like! and a thousand apologies for that heavy breathing and masturbating, so don't get me down! She's just Dee Dee's Asian friend from Dexter's Laboratory, you know.
Say what you will about Tim Box, but you have to admire his resolve. He's not going to let being called names get him down. Just jerkin' it to a cartoon child, ya know.
 

Say what you will about Tim Box, but you have to admire his resolve. He's not going to let being called names get him down. Just jerkin' it to a cartoon child, ya know.
Is it wrong to feel as though ones soul could be violated by watching that? 30 seconds of a guy cooing at an underage cartoon character gives that feeling.
 
Who knows - if some of our lolcows had been exposed not to SANIC, Pokeymanz, Dexter's Lab etc. but to material of greater artistic substance, given their perseverance and tendency to work on strange projects of their own for years and years, they may have developed into great artists themselves...

That's an interesting point that I hadn't considered before. Although I wonder what happens to 'mildly' autistic children who grow up in developing countries? They're not disabled enough to be abandoned or whatever, but if they grow up without the ability to access cartoons or comics much, what do they obsess about? Birds? Vehicles? Folk tales?
 
That's an interesting point that I hadn't considered before. Although I wonder what happens to 'mildly' autistic children who grow up in developing countries? They're not disabled enough to be abandoned or whatever, but if they grow up without the ability to access cartoons or comics much, what do they obsess about? Birds? Vehicles? Folk tales?

Knowing a lot of developing countries, these kids likely still get exposed to cartoons.

It's just that they're making the toys that tie in with said cartoon.
 
"timbox129 said...

Yep. I probably was a lolcow on the internet. But don't count me out. I am still a very special person, not because I have a disability, but because I have lots of adventures throughout my life so far, and also because I have lots of promises."

... So many things to make fun of, so little time...
 
I'm convinced this guy deserves to be here with what an obsessed fuck he is about cartoons and wanting to revive them. That would be okay if he kept to himself, but unfortunately he doesn't.
It definitely doesn't help that he goes by more than these 2 names; all I know is that he has fake accounts everywhere, especially on YouTube of him, spamming shitty flash cartoons which clearly aid in identifying him as a nostalgia whore of sorts who likes to talk of reviving old classic 90's cartoons... With his terrible grade school art that only qualifies as DeviantArt Horrors.

This is what I was able to pin down on him so far (despite not being much at the moment.): http://moviepilot.com/SteveHulett

UPDATE: For a good start, simply Google Search "The Anytown Show". Otherwise...

YouTube = https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfiVKBllXsMnX62x5uQobZg

DeviantArt = http://rugratskid91.deviantart.com/
2nd Account = http://21jumbostreet.deviantart.com/
(NOTE: He likes to go under the names of old cartoon creators, but most accounts where he has done this have been banned by now.)

An Old Blogspot Account = http://alexjones96.blogspot.com/2015/02/the-anytown-show-is-new-show-were.html

Tumblr = http://timbox129.tumblr.com/
(NOTE: Like DeviantArt, he's probably got more than one account, except they might not have been banned like most of them on DeviantArt have.)

Twitter = https://twitter.com/21JumboStreet
2nd Account = http://starbutterflyfanclub.tumblr.com/

(Some stuff on) Fanfiction.net = https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5930472/Nopejope
 
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Usually it's better to gather as much info as possible before starting your thread.
 
Hey, I recall him for spamming the links here too.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-anytown-show.10781/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/rugrats-revival-video.10782/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-great-space-coaster.10785/

But yeah, still needs some more info too.
 
@Alan Pardew
You're right - that is why I've found some more info on the guy while online. It's not perfect, but hopefully it adds some much needed fuel to this fucking fire that's spreading everywhere else, unfortunately. And I've still probably only barely scratched the surface.
 
@Yellow Yam Scam - Thanks for the info. I've changed the title to reflect on and fix this mistake now.

I think we have an old forum on him too.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/timbox-mckenzie.373/

Well... I'm not surprised. If that's true, we'll need to bury this thread in the ground. I'll add my findings on the guy to the old forum, if that helps anything.
 
Sorry for necro, but looks like there's a little bit of new content: Someone from 8chan trolled him, it seems.

Otherwise, he's still into his "Dexter's Odyssey" movie concept and Deedee's asian friend Leelee...

There's something inspiring about autistics and their "sticktoitiveness". No irony here, I like it when people put their lives to some great concept or idea. Of course, it can be argued that "Dexter's Odyssey" isn't such a great idea, but, like I said some pages back, if it got made it would probably be better than the current Hollywood diarrhea of reboots.
 
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