Tinder

[Malagor the dank omen]

I would do it, if the gal qualified for my checklist of "shit I want in a partner."

but any bets on that happening are

Yeah, better not play that game. Plus, i doubt that in this world there is a woman that would be capable of bearing with me.

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

A surprising number of the women I've encountered on Tinder have it explicitly stated on their profile that they're "looking for a serious relationship", and I've noticed that a great deal of these profiles also include disclaimers along the lines of "I'm sick of being messed around by the men on here", "if you're just looking for sex, don't bother, swipe left", etc. I don't know whether to consider this observation funny or sad.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

A surprising number of the women I've encountered on Tinder have it explicitly stated on their profile that they're "looking for a serious relationship", and I've noticed that a great deal of these profiles also include disclaimers along the lines of "I'm sick of being messed around by the men on here", "if you're just looking for sex, don't bother, swipe left", etc. I don't know whether to consider this observation funny or sad.

Cal them sluts and demand that they suck you off.

 

[#zzz]

A surprising number of the women I've encountered on Tinder have it explicitly stated on their profile that they're "looking for a serious relationship", and I've noticed that a great deal of these profiles also include disclaimers along the lines of "I'm sick of being messed around by the men on here", "if you're just looking for sex, don't bother, swipe left", etc. I don't know whether to consider this observation funny or sad.

From what I remember of an old roomate, they will have sex with you, and just hope you call afterwards, then tell their friends you were an asshole for just wanting sex, despite none of us seeing him since she quietly ushers him into her room when we weren't looking. So we don't even know who the asshole was.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

TBH I am surprised we don't have a thread on community watch or something about Lulworthy dating profiles.

 

[Furina]

I've had some mild success with Bumble, which is saying a lot considering how tiny my potential dating pool is. Haven't been on in months though and don't see any point getting back on until the Covid thing blows over.

 

[Preferred Penne]

I often wonder how many of the ghetto trash niggers on dating sites truly are "layback an down ta earf".

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

It's a free meal, boys!

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I guess I'm a Chad because I actually was able to get a hookup with a good looking, fit girl on tinder. With two hours of meeting her my tongue was up her ass. Man, what a fucking night that was. Too bad she chose to ghost me--I did my digging, found her FB account (can't hide those things from me sweetie) and I am pretty sure she was cheating on a boyfriend or sometyhing. Fine ass on that chick, and nice boobs. Perfectly shaven. It was like a night in a porno. Best sex of my life, most women can't fuck, but she could. The way I landed this babe was sweet talking her about how hot she was. A lot of the women on tinder just want validation, emotional and physical. Also be halfway good looking. Women don't want substance, intelligence frequently intimidates them in a bad way, they don't necessarily even want emotional connection, they just want to be valued and validated. If they're horny and validated enough they DO sometimes send tit pics. I was surprised by the number of tit pics I've been able to get out of women. There's some good ones out there but by god are they hard to find.

I'm not sure I'll ever be able to repeat that. I've only ever fucked good looking girls but it's getting harder and harder to find someone decent to fuck. Dating and love! Good luck on that in this horrible ugly world.

 

[TheRatcatcher]

I dunno. Tinder seems to have made my communication skills with women even worse.

 

[Montalbane]

Necroing this thread, with no survivors.
But tinder is interesting because is filled with algorithms and bots yet the few times you actually talks to someone who is probably real they feel so fake, almost dead honestly.

Like, most of the quirky lolrandom girls are actually fucking boring, deep as a puddle and very shallow.
I know I sound like an incel but it boggles my mind how in the real world due to my personality and whatnot I got to shag a real 10/10 yet on tinder I am laughed at by whales and single moms.
Its fascinating really.

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

I cycle through Hinge and Tinder whenever I'm single and feel like manwhoring. Tinder I've found yields results when your profile is new, as you're near the top of the pile, then it dies off until you get nothing. Delete profile, make anew, rinse, repeat. Decent ROI, but not great.

Hinge however remains the GOAT of all dating apps. I've had more bangs from there than Clint Eastwood's gun. No paywalls, the opportunity to send cheeky messages to swing in your favour, and a good array of cues/tags to stand out. If you have even halfway decent pics and aren't an ogre, you can do well. Doubly so in a big city.

The other apps are dogshit.

 

[TVStactic]

I cycle through Hinge and Tinder whenever I'm single and feel like manwhoring. Tinder I've found yields results when your profile is new, as you're near the top of the pile, then it dies off until you get nothing. Delete profile, make anew, rinse, repeat. Decent ROI, but not great.

Hinge however remains the GOAT of all dating apps. I've had more bangs from there than Clint Eastwood's gun. No paywalls, the opportunity to send cheeky messages to swing in your favour, and a good array of cues/tags to stand out. If you have even halfway decent pics and aren't an ogre, you can do well. Doubly so in a big city.

The other apps are dogshit.

it's the algorithm that is supposed to make you happy for a while to induce you into paying once the matches start decreasing, they make signs of your device too i discovered, by using the same phone without changing a deviceid they made the same bevahiour of pairing me with old profiles and deleting my profile after 3 weeks of constant "verify your email" spam, even after i did verify...

still, i've found that c-date actively has profile bots meant to spam users with messages, so far i think ashley madison, bumble, badoo, POF, OKC, Coffee Meets Bagel and happn are the few ones that you can have a date, hinge if you are in the working areas, the rest is up for your money and with the recent coronavayrus alot of instathots are spamming tinder like craz-y, i hardly have much interest in getting laid, i'm more faggish on the hugging, kissing and caressing the chick with a funny hand if you catch my meaning.

for actively fucking i'd recommend AFF but be ultra secretive about it in case there's another data leak and if you are a degeneratefag Feeld is your thing, better than AFF in some cases because of the ping feature and it has some lewd pics that beat the instathots by miles.