Tips on getting rich

[LofaSofa]

You don't.

 

[jewelry investor]

You don't.

not with that attitude.

 

[Emerald Queen]

Vanguard Index Fund

 

[jewelry investor]

Copy writing

 

[Teri-Teri]

Don't waste too much money.
This site might help you in your financial needs: https://www.mint.com/

 

[millais]

Vanguard Index Fund

This. Everybody I know that has opened an account with Vanguard is getting good returns year after year. Sometimes the yield is not as good as other places, but neither is the loss. You never get burned bad with them from what I have seen. I am going to open one up after the market corrects/crashes later this year.

 

[Super Collie]

Statistically speaking, you're bound to get a winning scratch ticket if you keep buying them.

 

[reddit superstar]

I breed ocelots, like actual endangered jungle cats.... I mean they breed like cats so I have about a dozen ocelots, I drown the weak ones or there'd be more. It's pretty hard to sell exotic animals so when I finally sell one I'm going to ask for like 65k because I need to add another room to my house for more ocelots (can't keep them fenced in outside because they climb really well) and also to fix some of the damage in my house caused by the ocelots.

 

[escapegoat]

Illegal arms trade. I hear it's lucrative.

 

[RealtreeByGod]

Be 6'6, 250, and an exceptionally talented rebounder and scorer.

 

[MrTroll]

Kill your parents

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I've heard getting a job works in some countries. I wouldn't really guarantee it though.

 

[Rokko]

Do it or die trying

 

[QI 541]

Take chances and be lucky

 

[OhGoy]

Spoiler: it won't magically make you rich, but it will most definitely help with your chances

don't go to college in current year

 

[Wraith]

Don't buy a house in California, or even live in places with an inflated housing market. It's disgusting how bad some houses are priced.
Don't waste your money on weed or other drugs. It might even bee a good idea to keep your alcohol consumption down as well. That stuff is expensive.
Like OhGoy says, watch out for college. That crap ---in many cases but not all--- is a money pit trap, especially for a lot of guys.
Watch that expensive Starbucks coffee consumption and other little things that add up over time, fast food, etc.
Don't do stupid crap that puts you in jail or prison. Every day you're out of commission is a day you can't earn money.
Don't marry, especially in places like California with 'no fault' divorce and nazi alimony laws. I know you might lurv her, but that's a massive expense that might shoot you in the back, front and in the crotch all at the same time later.

 

[Maxliam]

Save money. It's not really complicated. Don't buy stupid shit you don't need, instead invest that money in a diverse amount of stuff. Sin stocks are great because humans are sinful little monkeys so why not make money off of it? Booze, sex, guns, tobacky, etc. are going to be with humans until we off our psychotic ape asses. Might as well turn a buck on that.

Don't buy a new car and never buy a car via a loan. Save up cash and buy a car outright. A good used one that is. Most cars advertised are bullshit. Don't buy an Audi or an Infiniti or any of that retarded shit. Get something that is cheap, common, reliable, and easy to fix. Like say....a Honda Civic. Car companies sell the "oh we're a luxury brand, successful people buy us" Nope. Middle class yuppies with too much money and not enough sense buy that shit. All the uber wealthy people I know who made their own money drove old 90's trucks they maintained if they were construction guys who built a massive construction company, or they had an old Honda they had since college and don't give a shit what others think. Middle class yuppies who want to seem rich waste their cash on that shit. For every actual wealthy person you see conspicuously spending (sports niggers come to mind here), there are 100 comparable wealthy people who are not.

Buy groceries, eating out is a waste. I hate doing it the few times I have no choice because I'm called into work before I can cook a meal or I haven't prepared some easy to grab meals (shit happens, meh) but avoid that shit like the plague. Prepared meals are a ripoff. I mean once in a while is okay but don't make it a habit to eat out.

Spoiler: it won't magically make you rich, but it will most definitely help with your chances

don't go to college in current year

Yep. College for the most part is worthless. The problem is it was pushed on everyone and turns out when you have a saturation in a market, you have shit devalued. I make more than a lot of people I know who have college degrees. Hell I worked with a dumb ass who had 120k in student loan debt for Art history or some gay faggy bullshit. He was fired for his shitty attitude, tardiness, and poor work ethic. Unless you're going to med school or some shit, don't bother with college. You can learn anything you want online. The internet has really changed the game a lot.

 

[Ali della Fenice]

Why would I want to give an advantage I had to spend time and money to work out to you for free? That's counterintuitive.

If you can't get there yourself, you don't deserve it.

Or you can just become a life coach and get money for your tips and tricks.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

If I had tips I wouldn't tell you.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

Chumps, the lot of you.

Here’s how you do it...

Marry well.

I was skiing in Park City last week, I’ll be cruising in the Caribbean next week, and I have a hot tub.

Marry for the money.

AC-DC, bitches