Titanic tourist submersible goes missing with search under way

[Xarpho's Return]

This is the one reason I kinda hoped they might find an rescue them. These smug rich dickheads going on a media tour being told what total retards they were for weeks.

That and they won't be able to see all the great memes, that's the real tragedy here.

No way. The second they write out a check to cover the search and rescue operations, the media would kiss their ass, and the same diversity hires at the company would be praised as heroes.

 

[Polarity]

The university student who was killed in the tragic Titanic submarine 'implosion' was 'terrified' about the trip and only joined the crew to please his dad for Father's Day, his heartbroken aunt has revealed.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12224919/Student-19-killed-Titanic-submarine-implosion-terrified-trip.html

Lemme guess, your standard Paki/Indian showboating, but instead of them buying BMWs, Mercedes, and Teslas, they had billionaire money so had to do even dumber ostentatious shit. Sucks for the kid, but I don't have sympathy for anyone else.

Such a rich culture. Should have stuck to a solid gold shirt:

 

[CaptainRockall]

Why was an international rescue effort costing millions done, then? What are (((they))) trying to memoryhole?

*Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Music*

Was it:

a) Covering up Government corruption
b) Something related to Epstein/paedophilia/illegal doings by non-Government people
c) Something to do with Hunter Biden or something which would embarrass the Democrats/WEF
d) An act of altruism...

 

[Maverick Vile]

So apparently the sub imploded and they're all dead, is anyone else a little bummed that the countdown didn't mean anything? I kinda liked the idea of them having plenty of time to reflect on just how fucking retarded it was to dive down two and a half miles using a Mad Catz controller.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

"Never let a dead Paki go to waste, c'mon man."

 

[Hitman One]

It seems like the kid wasn't up for this trip.

19-year-old Titan passenger was ‘terrified’ before trip, his aunt says (Archive)

Grim.
I feel sorry for this nigga. I know he's not a "kid" at 19 but he's not really a proper adult either, still a lot to learn about the world and yourself at that age.

The other retards fucked around and found out.
Fishchads we eating good tonight.

 

[That Chris Guy]

"God Himself cannot sink this sub!"
- The billionaire CEO's famous last words, probably

 

[Chen Stirner]

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

The local tourist industry seems to be unaffected.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Real basement dweller mentality in this thread. Cope and seethe poorfags that can't afford a sub ride.

 

[AnOminous]

They dont eat flesh they eat fucking coconuts, its the name

They are omnivorous predators who eat lots of things. Coconut is just their favorite. They probably didn't swarm Amelia Earhart and kill her while she tried to fight them off, but they'd definitely gnaw on her after she was dead. They hunt and eat birds.

Here's a video:

 

[Xarpho's Return]

All of them seem like WEF types who help make the world a shittier place. Not saying the world's better off with them dead, but they're gonna squirm when Saint Peter starts asking the heavy-hitting questions.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

*Curb theme starts playing*

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I've wondered about this all week. If there were news stories coming out to be hidden in the noise. Tony Blair's government engrained the phrase "good day to bury bad news" in my brain.
Never thought it'd be a deliberately extended distraction.
I hope the families weren't lied to, the false hope is just cruel.

 

[Yezidi Fan Club]

I hate people who have more money than me and have mirth at their deaths, ha ha ha ha ha I'm a hard-nosed tell it like it is faggot

*Hisses like a snake, pounds chest, and tries to bite own ear in a manner calculated to assert dominance over other smugtards*

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

They dont eat flesh they eat fucking coconuts, its the name

Coconut crabs have a diet similar to other land hermit crabs. They'll eat whatever they can get their clippers on.

 

[R00T]

i blame the beatles. they made submarines sound so easy.

how many crafts in the land of submarines do you think just implode as they're sailing beneath the waves?

 

[Procrastinhater]

If so called it


Weight engineering departments are pretty important.

Thats the same thing that happened to the Thresher if I recall correctly.

 

[𖦹Junkpop𖦹]

All of that just to look out a small ass window and die

 

[Hitman One]

Real basement dweller mentality in this thread. Cope and seethe poorfags that can't afford a sub ride.

>richfag retard status: imploded as fuck
>poorfag status: alive
Retardbros how do we recover from this?

 

[poopshoes]

So apparently the sub imploded and they're all dead, is anyone else a little bummed that the countdown didn't mean anything? I kinda liked the idea of them having plenty of time to reflect on just how fucking retarded it was to dive down two and a half miles using a Mad Catz controller.

The only reason the media played up the "are they alive" act is for views. If you just come out and say it was an implosion, the story is dead on arrival and this obviously became an international smash hit because they did the opposite. Based on everything that has come out in the first day or two it should have been obvious to anyone paying attention to the details that it most likely imploded due to the ceo guy being a complete egotistical delusional retard.

It's been the rule since day one of humanity that when a person holds great wealth they begin to think of themselves as gods, and that belief still persists today clearly.