Titanic tourist submersible goes missing with search under way

[Falcon Sebben]

Now they can send down subs to visit the wreck of the Titanic AND that of the Titan! They can even charge double.

Really, naming the thing Titan was bound to be bad luck at some point

Well... I don't know if it's been mentioned yet but there was a book published about the time of the Titanic going down called "Futiliy". It's about a ship, an almost carbon copy of the Titanic, hitting an iceberg and going down. The ships name? The Titan.

The Wreck of the Titan: Or, Futility - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Hitman One]

Here's the waiver these retards had to sign before boarding the RMS Shitbox.

 

[AnOminous]

I would never trust my life on a Logitech controller working.

Fuck, I wouldn't trust it for playing Super Meat Boy.

No disrespect, I'm actually amazed at how he got Hollywood to bend over and take it in every hole for him. Last but not least, he got paid while doing this shit.

The dude has printed money for them like the Treasury.

Here's the waiver these retards had to sign before boarding the RMS Shitbox.

As I speculated, it does have choice-of-law and choice-of-forum provisions specifying the Bahamas as the forum and binding law. These sorts of contractual terms are generally upheld, so it is likely to be litigated in the Bahamas if anywhere, and so it's up to Bahamas law whether gross and/or criminal negligence are subject to waiver.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

I am going to assume this is not what the OP on Twitter believes it is. It doesn't quite look right to me and I don't believe it would have survived the implosion intact (And I don't expect we'll ever see actual pics of the debris field). I do hope that when ever and where ever they build the monument to this idiocy the controller is front and center in the design.

 

[Night Crawler]

James Cameron said they were dead on Sunday I believe or maybe Monday. I can't remember. There's sensors down there at the bottom of the ocean used for research and intelligence gathering. Most of them were probably put down there by the US government used to track Russian submarines during the Cold War. The way the US government tries to cover for all the money wasted in the post Cold War world is some of them get used for research. Cameron said they recorded a loud explosion around the time the submersible went missing. That's the implosion. The sub lost comms and everything else. That was the other sign though that happened first. The implosion came shortly after. So they wasted millions and millions of dollars on rescue efforts for nothing. A lot of people knew they were dead. Not just the people in the company. They probably knew as well.

This is a video I watched where this guy talks about how he backed out because he didn't think it was safe.

This is James Cameron explaining how they were dead and the rescue efforts were a huge waste.

That was my thought. The operators on the support vessel must have been 99.9% sure it had imploded, and didn’t want to own up.

Millions of dollars of search effort and retarded TV drama later.

They were taken by Davey Jones Locker on Sunday. The rest of it was just the Kike media milking it for shekels.

I have been waiting for a reason to say Davey Jones locker. lol

LOL the spongmonkey commercials...I miss Quiznos. Their toasted italian subs tasted so much better than Subways.

There is a reason why Quiznos went out of business. It's because they were shit and didn't do anything better than Subway. Just go to Jersey Mikes or any local sub shop can do an Italian cold cut better than Quiznos or Subway. Remember, Subway hired a Jew pedo.

I feel sorry for the families of the deceased that will have years of court battles to deal with because of this shit.

I don't. They are rich fucks and they get what they deserve.

Who's dumber though the people who post this shit or the people who believe it?
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A lot of people on the far right can be total fucking tards. This is just proof. Yeah, the rich fucks being vaporized in a submersible implosion was all a cover up. Biden is a piece of shit and I am all for Trump in 2024. But these people are just Boomer tier schizo conspiritard types. Holy shit the level of retardation in those posts. lol

Makes me glad I don't use Twatter. My brain might run out of my ears. That's the one negative to allowing free speech. People can spam stupid shit. lol

The more I think about it, the more the idea that it was known that the Titan went squish on the first day but then the news kept talking about it as if it was still down there, still had time, how much oxygen might be left, etc is irritating me.
I should be used to being lied to and misled by nearly anyone with a platform and a voice, but this one seems extra rude.
Think it was being laughed about? "Heh heh, wanna see the whole world react to something? Watch this!"
Again, happens every day but this was a lie too far.
I was going to see what's going on with the Federal Reserve but I don't think I can deal with that stuff right now. I'm full up on bullshit at the moment.

That's because "OMG guyz they could still be alive" is better than "oh they died in implosion instantly now back to covering up for Joe Biden being a fuck up".

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https://www.oceangatefoundation.org/experts/anna-gebruk/

She's a "scientific project manager"

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"OMG my boss kept asking me if I checked the hull integrity and I told him that asking me to work was soooo stressful and I don't understand why I can't just do this from home so I can take care of my pandemic puppies and meet up with my friends at the marxist coffee place down the street from the houseless camp"

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"Passion is more important than knowledge and experience"
Also look at that hairline. Troon?

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Good job, now get back in the kitchen.

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"This is what a scientist looks like"

Old skanks with nostril piercings dying at the bottom of the sea is the best for the world.

Was it a ps2 controller? Because I think Sonysisters have blood on their hands now.

It was a third party Xbox controller. Not even OEM. LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

I am going to assume this is not what the OP on Twitter believes it is. It doesn't quite look right to me and I don't believe it would have survived the implosion intact (And I don't expect we'll ever see actual pics of the debris field). I do hope that when ever and where ever they build the monument to this idiocy the controller is front and center in the design.

That there is pure treasure. I will die hunting for that remote control. I will name my sub Indissolubili sociavit. Loading up on hubris is necessary when venturing around the Titanic wreckage, it's now tradition.

 

[innocent jogger]

Fuck, I wouldn't trust it for playing Super Meat Boy.

I don't know what all the hate is about for Logitech controllers. I have been using the WIRED ones for playing computer games (mostly emulators) for a decade now and have only had a couple wear out. Shit, the current one I am using I have had for at least 4 years now and it still works great. I just mashed my way through Donner Party last night. Thank you, Logitech, for helping me navigate Chris Chan through Ke$ha's anus!

P.S. I think it is hilarious that there is more interest in the controller and preferred sandwich companies on this thread now than the retards in their homemade submarine.

 

[Fornicario]

In a few months I'm going to begin making Q-drops about how the globohomo elite used an implosion bomb to crumple the beer can because they found the gold in the cargo bay. The controller dongle has the coordinates for the hull breach frozen in its memory. I should be able to grift enough to build a state-of-the-art remote drone to seek it out.

 

[W00K #17]

LOL the spongmonkey commercials...I miss Quiznos. Their toasted italian subs tasted so much better than Subways.

I'm one of the lucky few who still has one in town.

 

[Psyduck]

Its fascinating to me how any ounce of pity is washed away by knowing who the victims are. Such a horrifying way to go and yet people keep memeing these guys all over the place

offspring of billionaires are down there at the bottom with politicians, influencers and pedophiles in the sympathy scale

 

[Zirnwyb]

Huh I figured it imploded when the story first broke. That whole "THEY HAVE THIS MANY HOURS OF OXYGEN LEFT!" countdown was fucking retarded and my family fell for it. Told them the same day "That thing imploded. They're chunky salsa men feeding the fish and crabs of the deep." and they got pissed at me for being a pessimist. Ain't pessimism, it's realism. The same thing has happened to better built subs so why wouldn't it have happened to this glued together, carbon fiber shitheap? Everyone of them was an absolute retard to get into the thing when they saw it. How they thought that thing could survive the crushing depths of the abyss I will never know.

 

[JamusActimus]

Hope the next billionaire disaster is a space tourist rocket incident.


I would piss on their carbonized body.

 

[JamusActimus]

Are we all just going to ignore the fact that the titan looks like a Fleshlight?View attachment 5175967

it looks like a fleshlight for my nigga incubus

 

[Ghostse]

People often look at Cameron and misunderstand what he is. He's not some standard Hollywood idiot. He's a mad inventor. He just makes movies to bankroll his projects and inventions. He's come out of most of his movies holding patents for some really impressive shit. Not just the movie making stuff like the 3d cameras from Avatar. With The Abyss he literally redesigned SCUBA gear and SCBA's. Revolutionizing the industry. The gear most Firefighters use today comes from Cameron's patents for full face breathing gear.

Oh yeah? If he's so great where's my Robotic Sentry Guns?

 

[Fornicario]

Oh yeah? If he's so great where's my Robotic Sentry Guns?

Sneak around his house and find out.

 

[SuperConglomerateWhale]

Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign up for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet
In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the mother land
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy
You might also like
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit
If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new seamen fast
Maybe you are too young
To join up today
Bout don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always a good navy
Protecting the land and sea
In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit
Who, me?
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit
But, but, but, I'm afraid of water
Hey, hey look
Man, I get seasick even watchin' it on the TV!
They want you, they want you in the navy
Oh my goodness
What am I gonna do in a submarine?
They want you, they want you in the navy
In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on be bold and make a stand

 

[Finger Pistols]

I'm sure there's something about the British guy too, just need to think about it more.

You don't have to think that much, you just said it in that sentence. Being british is enough.

 

[Tree]

So a submersible filled with people with so much time and money that they can just casually sight see the Titanic in person are lost at sea?

I want to drum up some concern, but if you're down there for no reason other than to rubberneck an old wreck/mass grave I can't really seem to find any.

It's cool to be indifferent and all, but I'm not sure many can claim themselves better, except on the internet. With that time and money, would you not just be pretending sustaining some self absorbed existence of your own is somehow better?

You could be the rare person deserving of such prosperity, but color me doubtful. Though I will say, given the absolute state of the world and its economic forces, those who are so prosperous rarely deserve it and everyone who does is among those who are scrambling to preserve themselves amid talmudic rule.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Good job, now get back in the kitchen.

Very unfortunate one to the right. Don't know if it's a troon or not but I swear I saw pig hooves for feet.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

hey let's not insult fleshlights, they are far better designed than this pos sub.

At least a fleshlight is actually designed to have seamen sprayed all over the inside of it.