It's like having a hall pass, you can only post in certain threads and if you post in one without a pass, he's gonna detain you in that thread until Null shows up.
He's gonna run through your post history and act all important but in the end he won't be able to do anything anyway.
"Oh, I see you posted in some shitty thread about furries a while back. Did you make sure you got your furry vaccines up to date? YYYeeeeeahhhh we're gonna have to run that; radio can I get a 6-10 on this 135 perp, over? Shitpostin's a helluva crime, son. Does your mom know where you are, boy?"
Except it would probably be way more autistic.